PatrickMcKinney
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Joined 11-23-02, id: 298368, Profile Updated: 01-06-11
Author has written 18 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Rurouni Kenshin, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Sherlock.

Wow, I never thought I'd be using this account for this long. I think I started it SIX years ago. That's wierd.

So ONCE AGAIN the bio is being rewritten. My english teacher would strangle me for that passive verb... Anywho.

Bio-ness.

My name is Patrick McKinney, or that's what I'm called anywho. I am actually female (hah, and you thought you'd found a guy who wrote slash... :P).

Life is good. I'm a liberal catholic Jedi and am brilliantly insane.
This is all you need know. Otherwise I'd have to kill you. _~

Generally the fandoms I'll write in are Yugioh (the normal kind please... I can't live without Seto. There's only so much room for cliche in the world anyway and GX isn't deserving...), maybe Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter (hopefully I'll figure out how to write out the enormous amount of material I have in this fandom someday...), recently some Sherlock and maybe in the future some Eroica yori Ai wo Komete (From Eroica with Love.) I do like slash, but I also like writing really ambiguous stories, where the reader figures out the ending. Tis fun and rather less work for me... and people seem to like it. As do I. Anywho, but the pairings you are likely to see in my fanfiction (if any) are: Sparrington, Katsuya/Seto (I do have some Seto/Pegasus, but that's rarer because Pegasus is hard to write and keep interesting, it's so easy to fall into the trap of making him the same all the time. Or too OOC. Anywho.), Remus/Severus and some John/Sherlock... I think that's about it for now...

I do like writing songfics. I promise I will not curse you with too many of them, or at least only a few good ones (Such modesty, I know). Music inspires much of my fanfiction, so often they need the soundtrack, ergo, songfic. I also like having characters just soliliquize. Usually this is with Seto because he's damn good at it.

Also, much of my fanfiction is written when I am feeling moody or depressed, so updates or new stories can be few and far between. Sorry. If I say I'll update, I will update though. If I say oneshot in the summary, I mean oneshot, unless I have the free time, energy and motivation to make it more, and those three rarely coincide.

I love you all, please read and review, it's why I post the things here in the first place, so they don't just sit and die on my computer.

Much love,

Patrick

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Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,271 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Perks of Working Late by fourthage reviews
Shepard and Garrus reconnect after Menae and James is an accidental witness. The sex he's good with, it's what comes after that makes him uncomfortable.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] James V. - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6281 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 3,859 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Coffee At The End Of The Day by Cerberusia reviews
Katsuyacentric 'At the end of the day, Katsuya has a secret.' 'Katsuya is a boy who does what he wants, and one day he decides that he'd like to kiss Seto Kaiba.' Input on the KaibaJounouchi relationship, as enemies, friends and maybe lovers.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2007 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Five Times Makio Wished Jun Wasn't So Pretty by peroxidepest17 reviews
Five times Makio wished Sakuranantoka wasn't quite so pretty...
My Boss My Hero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Faux Pas by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi is the last person on earth you should show any sort of weakness to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Changes Made by surreptitiouspen reviews
Exception proves the rule becomes Seto Kaiba's new curse, as his rule of control is challenged by the exception: Katsuya Jounouchi. Jou needs a tutor, and Kaiba needs the grade.JS?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,329 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Virtually Yours by Lacey reviews
Sometimes it's easier to be yourself when you're looking at the world through a computer screen. JxS Completed!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,668 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 9/29/2005 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
A Gifted Child by Ori reviews
One does not become ruthless and cold over night. A story about Seto Kaiba's childhood when he was still a happy little kid and how he changed to who he is in the show.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,146 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 8/5/2002 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Antagonistic by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ichigo and Ishida have an interesting relationship.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2005
Love Again by animefreak5483 reviews
After series Sano finally lets his true feelings for the foxy dr out only to be rejected. Realizing she made a mistake Megumi accepts her love for the rooster.. only to find he left Returning several yrs later can Sano find love again w the dr?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,060 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Sanosuke, Megumi - Complete
Full Circle by mosylu reviews
Megumi and Sano are both having doubts about their relationship--is love ever really enough? Sequel to "Monologues"
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 5/23/2001 - Megumi, Sanosuke
Yu Gi Oh: KARAOKE! by Macavity reviews
As shown by the genre, this is a parody--SORT OF! Basically, I parody songs to fit the Yu-Gi-Oh characters and then force them to sing. *NEW CHAPTER--7-8-03* PLEASE R/R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 6/12/2002
A Late Night Stroll by Aeryn Alexander reviews
Ron goes for a walk one night, only to run into the potions\' master, and finds that it is sometimes necessary to aid the enemy. Or is Weasley simply in need of a little perspective?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Ron W., Severus S.
Love Confessions by Nouchi reviews
Kenshin and Kaoru are having a big time confessing their love for each other. --->New chapter finally up! read 8! ^^
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,071 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2002 - Published: 12/14/2001
Vimh by Miracle Vedilien reviews
******GOOD OLD (see bio)******a.k.a.What happens when I get bored during summer vacation. PURE HYPERNESS! What else is there to explain? PG for mild swearing.R&R, please? First fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2001
The Flower and the Stag by Tropical Fishy reviews
It's a Lily/James fic. And I'm hopeless at writing romance, so, basically, there isn't any. Be a darling and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,740 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 9/4/2000
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More than Fine reviews
Sherlock thinks, John reads. Fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Waiting reviews
John is redeployed. Fluff mostly. : Not my first fic, but first Sherlock one, so please review. : I own neither the characters nor the BBC, nor Sherlock Holmes in general. No longer a one shot! Sequel is in Chapter two. :
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Birthdays reviews
Two Fics, written for Remus' and Severus' birthdays respectively. Slightly slashy. Fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Severus S., Remus L.
Warm reviews
Remus/Severus-ish. Hard to describe. Don't own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Aftermath reviews
Severus discovers the real effects of Sirius' death. Ambiguous, not really slash. Don't own Harry Potter. I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Severus S., Remus L.
SeverusRemus Drabbles reviews
Several drabbles around HP. Sometimes slightly alternate universe, aka, no character death! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Severus S., Remus L.
Beginnings reviews
Severus comes upon Remus right after the full moon. Beginnings of their relationship. RemusSeverus. Don't like Don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
We Are Free reviews
Remus fights for werewolf rights. Inspired by Now we are Free from Gladiator. Background pairing of SnapeLupin. Don't like, Don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Someday reviews
Jounouchi Katsuya and Kaiba Seto both learn something new, even if they don't want to admit it. K for mentions of cutting and abuse. One Shot for now. Slash, sorta. Don't like it, don't read it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2007 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Paper Cranes reviews
Seto takes steps towards forgiveness and a trust begins to form between him and an old enemy. SetoPegasus only if you look for it. One Shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2005 - S. Kaiba, Pegasus C./M. Pegasus
Commodore Material reviews
JackNorrington. Norrington has left his post as Commodore to be with Jack. When Jack is captured Norrington does the only thing he can to save him. Gillette has a decision to make.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2005
Lost Humanity reviews
Odd Harry PotterVanhelsing Crossover... more like Vanhelsing influenced Harry Potter fanfiction... Severus discovers what has changed about Remus in the year he was away and gains respect for his former enemy. Be kind, it's a very random story... I love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005
Clipped Wings reviews
The war is over. Harry wakes in the hospital wing to discover something very startling. One shot. Ambiguousno pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Road Trip reviews
What happens when the Yugioh cast go on a very long road trip together... Kaiba isn't happy. :) Rated PG for slight language. Expect to see Tristan with a Staple gun. A lot. Just don't ask. My friend Calcifer and I wrote this together.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,520 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 3/16/2003
Ice Blue Eyes reviews
A songfic to the Ruroni Kenshin song Ice Blue Eyes. Yes I know its actually and Aoshi Misao song, but it fit so perfectly I had to write it with seto. Its kinda scary how alike Aoushi and Seto are... Anyway.. not really perfect yet, but I like my fluff, s
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2003
Fortress Around My Heart reviews
Another songfic about Seto thinking, this time about how he lashes out at people who show him kindness, and more thoughts on Gozaburo. Rated for abuse references.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2003
Englishman in New York reviews
Seto thinking about how much of a stranger he is. PG-13 for mild violence and swearing. This is the better version.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2003
Sakura reviews
A cute sappy oneshot KenshinKaoru fic. Now Edited! MAJOR FLUFF! Don't choke on the waff okay? From Kaoru's POV.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete