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Hey! My name is Kelly.

First of all, I am not actually a lavender brunette—my username is taken from a lyric from the song So Happy I Could Die by Lady Gaga. "I love that lavender blonde; the way she moves, the way she walks..." I'd love to be a lavender brunette one day, though, but it would require long hours, lots of hair dye, and even more patience (patience is something I lack, unfortunately).

You'll find mostly (if not, all) Twilight fanfics here. I tend to focus a lot more on the minor characters of the Twilight universe than the major ones (i.e. the Denalis, the Amazons, the Irish, the Volturi) because I feel like they're completely under-appreciated while Edward and Bella's relationship is overdone in the fandom. I mean, come on. Stephenie Meyer spent four novels on their relationship (which, in my opinion, is slightly abusive and makes women seem inferior to men). Why not acknowledge the other characters that made this series so great?

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Moment of Truth by filmfanatic-29 reviews
"He had waited eons for this woman and now she was finally his." Spoilers for 3x07. Short drabble. COMPLETE.
Penny Dreadful - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Vanessa I. - Complete
Where We Came From by fcol reviews
A series of vignettes showing how Kylo Ren came to be aware of and idolize Darth Vader. Complete for now!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Across the Sea by Lt. Basil reviews
"It came. The lightest brush against his mind, felt from a great long distance, pulled him abruptly out of his meditations one day. A hauntingly familiar presence had touched him, just briefly... His eyes widened. 'It can't be...'" Major spoilers for Episode VII. Also... theories about Rey's origins. Three-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Luke S., Rey - Complete
Legacy by gostlcards reviews
Picks up right after TFA ends. Lots of spoilers. Will be the first in a series of one-shots.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Rey, Luke S. - Complete
Debra Morgan: Season 1 by Bone Dry reviews
Deb narrates s1: It took about five years, but Debra Morgan finally got her transfer to Homicide- her father's old pen and her brother's longstanding residence- on the back of an investigation into a serial killer who would soon earn the moniker of the Ice Truck Killer. But things can always get better up until they get infinitely worse. COMPLETE
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 88 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Debra M. - Complete
Lost Girl by Inkling39 reviews
The child was not an ordinary child. Her beauty was familiar and her behavior very much like his own. Every time Vader looked at her, he felt as if he was seeing his past, present, and future all at once. A father and daughter story. (AU-unarmored Vader)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,591 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Leia O., Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker
Best Served Cold by Talye Kendrin reviews
On the outside, Teela Thorne lived an ordinary life. However, thanks to her serial-killer uncle, she's not exactly ordinary. However, she is able to find solace in the fact that she's not the only oddball out there when she meets the man who would become known as the Ice Truck Killer. Eventual, twisted Brian/OC. Rating subject to change.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Rudy C./Brian M., OC
The Monster Inside by SoVeryEasilyAmused reviews
Things are heating up for Dexter Morgan. The FBI/BAU are on his tail, the Ice Truck Killer is forcing him to remember things from his past, and there's something up with Deb's new boyfriend.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Dexter M., Rudy C./Brian M.
Broken by Caricature of a Witch reviews
The Joker never broke Harley Quinn, and nobody else was ever allowed to break her. But then somebody does, and now she can't be fixed. Oneshot, but if I'm creative I might add another chapter from another POV.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] - Complete
Two of a Kind by UndeadSpacewalker reviews
"You're a stick in the mud with a stick up his arse! That's a stick WITHIN a stick. We're encroaching on mystic recursive voodoo territory here, Batsy. But...aw, shucks." He clasped his hands to the side and looked up at his nemesis adoringly. This should stick in the Bat's gullet. "You know I'd follow you anywhere. I hate AND love you for it." [pre-slash]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker]
Bad Thing by Henchwenchesforhire reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel stumbles into significant problems when her notorious patient starts using her like a skeleton key. The worst part? She's kind of digging it. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,041 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
For the Ones She Loves by TwilightPrncss reviews
He is gone, but it does not mean she can not keep fighting for the ones she loves, for as long as she can. One-shot. Features Esme, with Eleazar and Carmen momentarily. Rated T for character death, but anyone who loves Esme and the Breaking Dawn movie fight-scene can enjoy it, I hope. Reviews are well appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Esme, Carmen, Eleazar - Complete
Cygnus Rising by Rel8tivity reviews
Sometimes, love requires sacrifices. If you were promised eternal life with your one true love, what would you give up? What really happened after Isle Esme? Watch Bella earn her wings in this Breaking Dawn rewrite. Canon AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 241,002 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vagabond and a Vixen by ChestnutBrumby reviews
Kate/Garrett, will take place during and eventually after the Breaking Dawn book part 3. Blend of movie-and-book verse. Garrett has found somebody who has caught his eye, but Kate is just as independent as he is, and isn't likely to fall at the nomad's feet. But he isn't likely to give up easily...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,909 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Kate, Garrett
Stained Glass Soul by Mackenzie L reviews
She falls from a tree. She falls from a cliff. She falls in love. The story of restless newborn vampire Esme Anne Platt and the shamelessly saintly Doctor Carlisle Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 435,837 - Reviews: 6247 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Behind Stained Glass by Mackenzie L reviews
Companion piece to "Stained Glass Soul" — all additional chapters told from Carlisle's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 297,498 - Reviews: 3047 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
One True Love by missmatchedromantic reviews
A story about how Carmen and Eleazar met and fell in love. Written for the RPCC contest with Twilight Twitches; won BEST FLUFF AWARD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Carmen, Eleazar - Complete
A New Normal by CuriTeaist reviews
What if help never came for Debra Morgan at the end of season one? What if Brian had a chance to salvage his relationship with Dexter? Old bonds are broken as new ones form.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,606 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Dexter M., Rudy C./Brian M.
Journey of the Soulless by twilightartisan reviews
This is a brief story about Eleazar and Carmen. Eleazar wishes for a changed existence when he stumbles upon Carmen ... read to discover the rest. Comments and constructive suggestions are always welcome! Enjoy :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Eleazar, Carmen
Down on the Upside by Zeitgeist84 reviews
Dexter Moser; 29. Son, sibling, best friend, and the world's most charming serial killer. His entire life, built on lies, threatens to crumble as his unburied past and uncertain future shifts over his present. AU if Laura Moser never died. On temporary hiatus.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 163,763 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Dexter M., Debra M.
Bourn by Magic by Blackfire 18 reviews
Having tried to produce an heir for years, King Stephan's queen is growing desperate. The good fairies have tried to help her conceive, but to no avail. The queen now seeks aid from the most powerful fairy in the kingdom. Maleficent.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Maleficent - Complete
Alice's New Moon by Merina Thropp reviews
CURRENTLY BEING DRASTICALLY RE-EDITED. You've read Bella's take on New Moon, now read Alice's. All 547 pages of it. This is New Moon rewritten entirely from Alice's point of view. Jalice, Bella/Edward. Nominated for the 2011 Hopeless Romantic Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Into the Wild by Dryad Fall reviews
In the days following his escape from the Newborn Army, Fred learns something about himself that changes his entire existence. Can someone bring him back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,318 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Fred, Tanya
No One's Sorry by Min Daae reviews
After death they develop a relationship. Brian and Dexter, post S1. Not AU.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Dexter M., Rudy C./Brian M. - Complete
Big Brother Brian by CuriTeaist reviews
Season one through Brian's perspective. Pretty self-explanatory.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,677 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Rudy C./Brian M., Dexter M. - Complete
The Life and Death of Edward Anthony Masen by javamomma0921 reviews
Edward Masen is 17 in 1918. The first World War is raging and the Spanish Influenza is about to hit. What happens one night in October that changes Edward's destiny forever? FINALIST for Best Canon in the Faithful Shipper Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Acceptance by CuriTeaist reviews
AU, spoilers for season one. "But you are not alone anymore. You can be yourself. With me. Your real, genuine self." As hard as Dexter tries, there isn't anything he can do that Brian will turn from.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Rudy C./Brian M., Dexter M. - Complete
High Noon by jandco reviews
"High Noon" is our version of what happens after the end of "Eclipse," co-written with Jennyfly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,027 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward, Bella
Crescent Moon by brandinm05 reviews
What if Jacob and the Quileute werewolves never showed up in the meadow that day to save Bella? What if Bella became a vampire and Edward wasn't the one to do it? Bella is turned and forced out of Forks, up North to the Denali clan. What happens next?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,584 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waning Moon: Carlisle's Story by YborJen reviews
The epic story of Carlisle Cullen began in 17th century England. Follow Carlisle through the Old and New world as he meets friends and enemies on his journey toward his destiny as an inspiration to vampires everywhere. Love is eternal, but life is not. 
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,924 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
The First Time We Met by Devil's Only Child reviews
The first time Eleazar sees Carmen, she is watching the Volturi do what they do best. Curious, he follows her to a moonlit lake where they trade more than just names. Two vampires meet by chance and remain together forever. Ah, eternal love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,732 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Eleazar, Carmen - Complete
Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird by geophf reviews
Verse VI: I'm an easy going, adventurous bloke in the midst of a den of gorgeous, Slovakian female predators. Succubae. A bloody dream come true, right? Yeah…well…not so much.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Garrett, Kate
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Sink Her by Mira-Jade reviews
He has her. Hook, line, and sinker. Joker X Harley Quinn
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Bachelorhood by princessebee reviews
Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of". Warnings for implicit violence and sexual references.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: In Dreams, She Waits by princessebee reviews
Dr. Leland wants to know why Harley won't leave the Joker. But Harley will never tell. Inspired by Arleen Sorkin's opinion on the matter:Everyone else sees the Joker laugh. Only Harley has ever seen him cry. Mild adult themes. JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Bloodless Corpse by Eliador reviews
Brian Moser's thoughts and actions on Christmas' Eve
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Visit by WittyFae reviews
The Joker gets quite a surprise when a stranger pays him a visit in his holding cell.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Cry by Mistah Js girl reviews
Everyone has seen the Joker laugh, only Harley Quinn has seen him cry.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Release reviews
Edward and Bella's wedding set in Tanya's point of view. When Tanya sees Edward finally happy with his new bride, Bella, will she finally learn how to release the feelings she once had for Edward?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Tanya, Edward - Complete