Dark Goddess Of Shadows
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Joined 06-12-11, id: 2984995, Profile Updated: 11-10-13
Author has written 3 stories for Young Justice, Sherlock, Avengers, and Mission: Impossible.

Name: Dark Goddess Of Shadows

Nickname: Dark

Age: old enough to know better, young enough not to care

Sex: Female

Location: Maryland

Fave TV shows: Young Justice, Modern Family, BBC Sherlock

Fave Series: Maximum Ride, Black Jewels, Heist Society

Fave Books: WAY too many to list

Fave Color: changes every day

Fave Dessert: CHEESECAKE!!!

Fave Animal: Siberian Tiger

Fave Song: depends on my mood


You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, so stay on the line and we'll trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer you.

If you are dyslexic, press 6, 9, 6, 9.

If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later.

If you have low self-esteem, hang up; all our operators are to busy to speak to you.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Random Quotes:

"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked which we don't have without first having found the key what unlocks it?"

"No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch."

"The lies I told you were not lies."

"Do not panic yet. First we will figure out what it is, and then we will panic."

"Okay, so what's plan A?... Plan B?... Does anybody have a plan?"

"Do I look like someone who knows what the hell is happening?"

"That's only a test. If it is an actual attack, I would have already gone like this: 'AHHH! HELP! HELP US! NO! GET US OUT OF HERE! HELP ME! HELP EVERYONE!'"

"Okay, let's follow the instructions... CRAP, where did I put them?"

"Sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done."

"What color is the yellow car?"

"Doors are for people with no imagination."

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse."

"I'm too clever to die, and you're too pretty."

"If things go wrong, I'll lead them away. Once it's clear, get back to the car. If you don't see me in five minutes, then I've probably died in a very brave and heroic death. Oh and don't touch the radio- I've got it tuned right there where I want it and I don't want you messing that up."

"It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay."

"I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering."

"I love you all, even those I don't particularly don't like."

"You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear?"

"Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock is broken and I'm wide awake. Not sure who won."

"I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look..." -- Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

"If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "If it meant that I would never hear that stupid cliche again I would be first in line."

I've got loads more quotes but i'm too lazy to add them now...

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30716 - Favs: 17,185 - Follows: 14,789 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dying Lullaby by imaginationstarie13 reviews
The Justice League always had their secrets. The truth about the deaths of Batman and his family was the most guarded of them all. But when the dead start coming back for revenge, the members of Young Justice must come to terms with their mentors' actions. Even if it means becoming killers themselves. YJ Evil Challenge.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,273 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Clark K./Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Incendium by Vertikalen reviews
Cay's father, a lead scientist in his field, is killed in a fire at the facility where he conducts his research. In the aftermath of his death Cay is rescued by a team of young heroes: Aqualad, Kid Flash, Superboy, Robin and Miss Martian.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,150 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kaldur/Aqualad
Heaven and Earth by black.k.kat reviews
While still a junior researcher at Torchwood One, Ianto Jones and his unusual dæmon catch the attention of Torchwood Three's Captain Jack Harkness, and everything rearranges itself from there. Torchwood/His Dark Materials fusion.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,984 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J., Suzie C. - Complete
Bloodlines by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
OneShot - Things went wrong on Malina Island in more ways than one. When the bomb exploded they were down one member of the assult team. A prisoner of The Light, the reasons why he was taken were not what he expected.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Eclipse by Shini02 reviews
Oneshot. AU-ish. He wants him to hate him. JaimexBart.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Bart A./Impulse, Jaime R./Blue Beetle - Complete
The 30 Excuses of Loki by AchievingKitKat reviews
When watching the film, we all knew there were certain...drawbacks to the cage when Loki was put in there, didn't we. For example, going to the toilet, etc, etc. ;D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki
5:41 AM by Iridesque reviews
5:41 am; while the birds raise their chirps in a symphony, the nightmares still reign with an iron fist. -a Clintasha fic, two-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
5AM by Hitorah reviews
" The animal obeys its master. What was he but a loyal hawk bound by years of training to return to that outstretched hand? " - " There was nothing negative about this place. She didn't curse this embrace like she did the names of cities and countries that had become battlefields. " -BlackEye/BlackHawk/Clintasha. Twoshot. 'CH2.Midnight' edited and put back up.-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Levels of Sick by wolfdragonful reviews
Kaldur, Artemis, Wally, and Nightwing start to reveal some of their own musings on hiding things from each other, friends, and family while noticing things about each other that forgot. Warning: Violence, torture, mental instability. Flashbacks/Made up timelines.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Kaldur/Aqualad, Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Midnight by Lucky Gun reviews
Post-movie. After Loki, they all sleep, only because he doesn't sleep at all. Or, five nights the team slept well, and the one night they returned the favor to the Hawk that guarded them all. No pairings or slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Canvas by Val-Creative reviews
Asami's black-smudged finger crooks towards herself. "Come here a moment, won't you?" /Hints of femmeslash. Tag for Episode 8. Oneshot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Korra, Asami S. - Complete
The Anatomy of Love by Gear42 reviews
Artemis comes to the circus looking for a way to feed herself. She ends up with so much more. CircusAU
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Zatanna Z. - Complete
Fantasy by bLu3-Ph30nIx reviews
Dark Goddess of the Shadow's story. Every girl has a dark fantasy she never shares, trapped in the corners of the mind and waiting to be fulfilled. Zatanna is no different. Maybe a little bird can make her darkest dreams come to light.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Zatanna Z. - Complete
He Calls It Investing in the Future by thingamawhatsit reviews
The children have so much potential but their role models are absolutely horrendous. So Lex decides the best solution is to spoil them rotten. Emphasis on rotten. Originally on the yj anon meme.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
Complex Designs by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Janet Van Dyne enjoys different ways of dealing with all sorts of men in her life. Little does she know, Ultron is watching. And learning.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 117,563 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Wasp - Complete
Just Like Bad Wallpaper by midnightluck reviews
Somehow, it seems that every time he turns his back, another teen moves into his Manor. Basically, five times Bruce adopted a superkid without his knowledge, and that one time he did it on purpose.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Adrift by midnightluck reviews
M'gann gets tossed through time, or possibly dimensions, and ends up on a ship on the high seas. Featuring sirens, sea battles, and sewing; watch out, pirates, here comes Megan!
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Megan M./Miss Martian - Complete
Eden by imaginationstarie13 reviews
Dick always blamed Superman for everything that followed the fateful day. That was the day when he chose love over everything else.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Clark K./Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Robin II - Complete
Failing Safely by Kizmet reviews
Superboy begins to suffer from clone degradation.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Twisted by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
In a universe where not everything is peaches and cream and a series of events cause the Ben 10 trio to fall from the light and into the twisted dark abyss. Based on my 'Twisted Heroes' fanart. Suggested Gwevin. WARNINGS for lots of swearing
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Les Aveux d’une Femme Seigneur de la Guerre Prince by Save-A-Dragon-Ride-A-Rider reviews
The title says it all. The Confessions of a Female Warlord Prince. My name is Valkyrie Dante and I am the only witch in the history of the Blood to be born a Warlord Prince.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009
Crossed Wires by WynterEyez reviews
Or: Five Ways the Biological Metacrisis Has Gone Wrong And One Way It's Gone Very Right . Humor. Rose discovers that, during the Metacrisis, the Doctor's wires got a little crossed. Not a 'real' Five Things style story, but close enough.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Road Trip by Invader Cloudie reviews
What happens when you load up a bunch of teens in a R.V then send them to other people's worlds? Humorus fun! thats what!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
Incandescent by Kitty Ryan reviews
Ben Ladradun watches over an unconcious goddess after the Jossaryk fire. BenXDaja.
Circle of Magic - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Complete
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No Sympathy, No Remorse reviews
Clint Barton, Will Brandt, and Natasha Romanoff met in Budapest. It all went downhill from there.
Crossover - Avengers & Mission: Impossible - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - W. Brandt, Ethan H., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Fibonacci Project reviews
John Watson was a regular military doctor, right up until he was chosen for the Fibonacci Project. For two years John has managed to hide those three months of his life from everyone, but now that people are turning up dead and the style of killing matches that of his old partner, John will have to choose between hiding his past or saving his future.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
This Is War reviews
"The first thing she did when she woke up in the hospital was kill the person who was leaning over her." A story of life, death, and the war that causes both. ON HIATUS.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/10/2013
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