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Author has written 10 stories for Outsiders, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Total Drama series, Across the Universe, Vampire Academy, and Avengers.

My name is Emily & I will be your waitress tonight.

Yes, that is me in the profile picture, sorry for the inconvenience

-Sixteen years old

- Loves rock music (Aerosmith and The Beatles especially), Pop Tarts, Total Drama, Harry Potter franchise, The Outsiders, anything 50s/60s/70s/80s/90s

- Shane Dawson is my spirit animal

-I'm a cheerleader

-Food is always the answer

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Vanish by sciamachy-ism reviews
After the events of the Avengers, Loki is declared "mentally incompetent" by the Allfather and labeled "an embarrassment to Asgard" from everyone else. Thor may find him redeemable but convincing himself that he is worth saving was always the challenging part, and he may be more lost than anyone knows. WARNING: potentially triggering. Mentions of self-harm and anorexia.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,694 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki, Sif
Second Twins Second Chance by jj13dog reviews
Total Drama never happened, and Samey has always been dominated by her twin sister Amy. She has been bossed around and no one likes her. But now that her family has moved, can Samey finally turn things around and truly live? Rated T to be safe!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,230 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Samey, Topher] Amy, Jasmine (TDPI)
TDI Chatroom by TheHTTYD2Idiot reviews
What drama will go down... on the internet? Watch the competitors from TDI keep in touch, which of course leads to more stress, drama, and PARTIES!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2
You Ship Me With Who? by Cookieplzandthnx reviews
The contestants of Total Drama find out who we the fans ship them with. You better bet that comedy is ensured!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014
Bang by 64thestarkidwholived reviews
Jonas is gone. The memories slowly come as flashbacks to the Community's citizens when the memories can tie in to their lives. Asher can't stand it, feeling that he causes emotional pain to the children when he plays with them. Lily is going to...(SPOILER!), so the two can only do one thing-escape.
Giver - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36,705 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Lily, Asher
The Heart Still Beats Even When It's Broken by iLoveButtons84 reviews
Lucius Malfoy has never been able to forgive himself for the loss of his precious little girl. Its been twelve excruciating years and he will do anything to get her back. Content 'Rated M' for mature content relating to violence and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,803 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M., OC
Your Couples Sing Songs! by BBMe123 reviews
I've started a new project where you submit a couple and a song and they will sing it in a story. Most recent story: The A Team performed by Copher.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,572 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014
Hannah-Marie What! by GGUC reviews
What if Bug-a-Boo overheard something he shouldn't have?What if Orson was sent to investigate?What if Hannah-Marie wasn't actually Jimmy's blood cousin,but had been adopted by his aunt and uncle?What if the aunt and uncle aren't quite what you'd expect? Things are about to get crazy for Hannah as her secret comes out. Abused!Hannah, Protective!Scary Godmother, Hannah/?
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,774 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 10/13/2012
His Precious Daughter by court2010 reviews
Lily Snape is murdered by Voldemort. The-Girl-Who-Lived must go to the Dursley's for protection, but Severus can't stand that; one night he rescues his daughter and then raises her, but that isn't exactly easy. Follows book
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,929 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Regret by elegantmesspotter reviews
After coming home from war, Loki goes looking for his best friend and he will never be the same. Pre-Thor (2011) Warning: Mentions of past abuse...
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Loki, OC - Complete
Psycho Trent Desires! by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
Trent has done his daily routine of praising the nine god. He woke up a 9 A.M., walked down his nine sets of stairs, went down to his 9 walled basement and went to every single corner (there were 9 of them) and prayed 9 times to the 9 sanctuaries he built of the 9 god. After doing so, he went outside and lived a normal life. Well… maybe a little bit differently than what we do….
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Complete
You Should have Told Us by wolfpawn reviews
This is from an "Imagine Loki" prompt over on Tumblr. Betrothed to a Lord of the court, the younger sister of Thor and Loki is being abused and her brothers find out when they witness her being pushed down the stairs. Full description below. WARNING, PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE CONTENT
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Thor, Loki, OC - Complete
Two Twins and a Topher by MrAwesome1999 reviews
Samey, Amy, and Topher have had it okay since they left the island. They hang out at the playa. Samey tries to ask Topher out but he rejects her. Amy then decides to go after him in order to rub it in Samey's face. Topher also talks with Chris about suggestions and planning as Samey tries to get her life straight as Amy no longer controls her. How will all this go?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Amy, Samey, Topher
At First by AwesomeNess123 reviews
Loki gets his secrets exposed and is sent to stay with Thor and his midgard friends until he is healthy once more. Warning: self-harm, eating disorder, mental health issues, some language
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Loki
Tom Hiddleston is here by jennygoesrawr reviews
Tom Hiddleston/Self Harm/You...can be triggering..
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Complete
Follow the Sun by Naturelover422 reviews
When four jetlagged Beatles arrive in New York City as part of their 1964 American/Canadian tour, things begin to instantly spiral out of control as one of them begins to show signs of illness. It's all downhill from there. First fanfic ever posted, please R&R! Rated T for language I guess. No slash just good ol' fashioned friendship.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,693 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/26/2012
Dying to be Saved by Wastedsoul reviews
Severus Snape enters his fifth year at Hogwarts, feeling more lost and alone than ever. Will anyone notice the changes that are happening? Or will Anorexia claim yet another victim? Warning this story contains themes surrounding eating disorders and may be triggering. Read with Caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Severus S.
Total Drama Christie by XxSullenLiftyGirlxX reviews
When Chris's ex wife Hillary dies, he gets full custody of his teenage daughter Christie, who was named after him. Now, she's competing in Total Drama Island. How will she do? How much is she truly like Chris? How can Chris handle it? CodyXoc WE'RE BACK, BABY!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,104 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Chris M.
Working Title by NatashaPavlova reviews
George Harrison is thrown into a whole new world when he finds out about a certain little girl names Maria. Yes, I'm writing ANOTHER George story...get over it...Working on a Title. Suggestions are welcome!
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,693 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013
The Day The Queen Fell by OSnapItsAli reviews
Massie commits suicide and leaves behind notes to her friends explaining what happened. I'm not good at summaries. Please read and review. Rated T to be safe.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Massie B.
A Perfectly Normal Human Family by Tofs reviews
AU! Loki and Thor are brothers in a perfectly normal human family. Well- maybe not so normal. Thor's got everything a young boy could want, and Loki would too, if their dad didn't verbally abuse him so much. Even with friends and family to help Little Loki in getting past his dad's negligence, it's still a rocky road with little ups and big downs. (UNDER RECONSTRUCTION 3/3/15)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,927 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
His Best Buddy by Skami reviews
Owen had always been going out of his way to make me happy for a long time. And honestly I wasn't complaining. Noah/Owen friendship fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Noah, Owen - Complete
I Don't Believe You by raynperdition reviews
Loki's sixteen and holed up in his bathroom, hurt, on the edge and broken in every sense of the word. Thor exists to save his brother, and he will, no matter what. Triggering content. Mentions of abuse. Graphic self-harm. Part of the Supernova Series. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Thor, Loki
The Worst Thing She Could Do by Just-Met-A-Girl-Named-Maria reviews
Rizzo is driving and gets the gang into a huge car wreck. Will friendships, or even lives be cut short? Based on the play.
Grease - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,364 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Complete
Interviewing the Beatles by Good old fashioned lover girl reviews
Fictional interviews of the Beatles, filled with humor and sarcasm. Everything slashy is joking. Set around 1964-65.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,455 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012
Banshee's Screams, Terrible Dreams and Misunderstood Deeds by Professor of Harry-Potterology reviews
This is the tragic, untold story of James Potter's little sister Rosaline, and where she's been for 16 years. Severus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Severus S., OC
Will by wbss21 reviews
Loki has always been prone to illness. Has always experienced sickness on and off on almost a regular interval. But this time is different. This time, he's really, truly sick, and no one seems to think he'll make it. Thor doesn't know what to do when he's faced with an enemy he can't protect his little brother from.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Broken Hearts Mend by da queen dragomir reviews
Everyone knows that Adrian played around, a lot. What if he has a daughter and doesn't know it? What if the mom was to scared to tell her daughter the truth. When a car accident occurs and Alexis has no other choice but to live with her father, Adrian has to learn what's it's like to be a dad, and have a real family. Here's their story. Rated T
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,722 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Adrian I. - Complete
Getting Better by GeorgeHarrison'sGreaserGirl13 reviews
George is anything but normal, no matter how much he thinks differently. He's tried to commit suicide three times and he hears voices in his head. When he is sent to a mental institution, he thinks it's the end. But when he meets Paul with a personality disorder, Ringo with ADHD and OCD, and a misunderstood John, could things finally get better?
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012
Flapjack Drawing Theory by GorePolice reviews
(TW: child abuse, parental neglect) I have a theory that Flapjack is a child suffering from abuse who draws as a form of escapism. The entire world of his that we know is his own creation. So, I've turned it into a short story. This is told by Flapjack's point of view.
Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Flapjack, Bubbie - Complete
I'm looking through you by GeorgeHarrison'sGreaserGirl13 reviews
It all started on that cold March day. It all started when John became drunk. It all started when he told mean things to George. 'It' as in when George started to slowly kill himself.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012
Nobody's Trying To Be My Baby by BeatlesElfLuv reviews
Even at the height of Beatlemania, nobody seems to care about poor Ringo. When he gets in an accident, and none of the fans seem to notice, the Beatles decide that something must be done.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012
Explanations by AkatsukixXxProdigy reviews
Joker knew there were a few things that he would eventually have to explain to his daughter. Like, where babies come from, or why Mommy and Daddy wear clown makeup, or how Daddy got his scars. But never in a hundred years did he think he would have to explain this. Just something short and cute I thought up! OOC and fluff. T for safety.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Joker - Complete
Blonde Jokes by LunaPadma reviews
Every day, Astoria Greengrass comes up to him and tells him another stupid joke. Every day, he doesn't get it. And yet, every day she comes back with a new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G.
The Midnight Adventures Of The Beatles by Candybarr820 reviews
A cute, fluffy story about our favorite Liverpool Lads spending the night together, behaving in their adorable, hysterical ways! It will make you smile, I promise!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012
A Chance at Love by The Heavenly Dragon reviews
Severus Snape thought that after Lily, he couldn't fall in love. Serena was a little girl who thought that she couldn't be loved. Until one day through a chance encounter they were thrown together. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Severus S., OC
Ask the Marauders by Padfoot Moony and Prongs reviews
What happens when you mix the Marauders and some questions by fellow fanfic writers? Humor and some awkward moments! Please, leave your questions in the review or PM me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,706 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Marauders
A Clockwork Lemon by 02AngelBaby75 reviews
Alex raises his first child.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Alex
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Hate and Remorse by XXTechnoXMasterXX reviews
Joe Perry finds out that he has a daughter, but will he make it in time to save her once she goes off on a dangerous path? Aerosmith and OC
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Celebrity Jeopardy!, Total Drama Style by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever reviews
A spoof of the famous Celebrity Jeopardy skits on Saturday Night Live, featuring the characters you love from the Total Drama series! Who'll win? Who'll lose? Who'll crack under the pressure? Enjoy! Sam, Dawn, and B are up! FINISHED!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,464 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
Enchanted Parchment by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape hold several private conversations using their pieces of enchanted parchment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Albus D., Severus S.
Blinded by Little Chiyo reviews
Sirius Black is 20. Dumbledore tells him that his mother has passed away and that he now has custody of his nine year old little sister, a sister whom he'd never paid any attention to. How can he raise her when he can't even tell you her birthday?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Better hid Your Scars Away by BCBGVBHI123 reviews
George Harrison has been cutting since he was 12...maybe it's time a certain song writer Beatle finds out...Rated T for Truckin awesome!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2011
Emily Black and the Philosopher's Stone by I Love Oc's reviews
We all know how Harry Potter was the boy who lived but what if someone else was there? The daughter of the mass murderer Sirius Black, Emily Black is also known as the girl who lived. She and Harry must face the challenges ahead. Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,349 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., OC
The Death Eaters' Chatroom by Witchy Pixie reviews
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Lucius Malfoy and the Missing Pimp Cane by delicatedreams reviews
A goofy little story involving the wonderful Lucius and his equally wonderful pimp cane. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Something About Family by Eraon reviews
Severus Snape and his son survive an attack four years after the fall of the dark lord which killed his wife and infant daughter. Years later a girl comes to Hogwarts who has snape questioning himself and history. AU Snape's Long Lost Daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,312 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Severus S.
Ways To Annoy Hogwarts Residents by Charleigh96 reviews
Hermione and Draco have some fun Annoying people... My first not dark fic. Just a laugh, Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How to annoy our best buddies the death eaters! by dopeypotter reviews
Ever wondered how to annoy a death eater so bad, that they become murderous? Heres how!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Pops Daughter by Lovely Little Dove reviews
Pops's 5 year old Daughter trys to cook breakfast for him. Rated K . Very cute, please enjoy. : Don't forget to R&R.
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Pops - Complete
All Girls Love Severus Snape by Lady Lanera reviews
Headmaster Snape learns just how much he's loved by his fans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
A CxE Story by kairi4evur reviews
A ChrisxEmily story. Title sucks, shut up. Remember Emily? The airport worker now intern that I named/popularized? She needs more love. So I wrote this. The pairing needs more love too. ChrisxEmily Btw, Emily needs to be added to the character list
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Chris M., the interns
Severus' Rose Year 1 by WrittenWord1 reviews
It's back! A new formulation of the story I started awhile ago. Snape discovers that "The Girl Who Lived" is his daughter. Will loosely follow the books, but the premise will disrupt canon quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,863 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Born This Way by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt knew from a very young age that there was nothing wrong with him at all. His mother made sure of that. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Pimp Cane of Lucius Malfoy by Chiara SS reviews
Lucius Malfoy loves his "Pimp Cane", and will do anything, and I mean anything to keep it safe from harm's way. *edited as of 5/18/2013*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Lucius M. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Valentina LaFontaine reviews
Lucius teaches Draco how to play Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Barbie's Day by sillygooseyousilly reviews
Follow superstar and superstarlet Barbie as she goes through a normal day- and gets fired from each one of her 40 jobs! Features adult languages/situations and Aerosmith.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011
A Very Merry Snape Christmas by Lady Lanera reviews
Snape and his family celebrate Christmas the only way they know how, very strangely. Includes a reindeer, Grinch, grumpy 4yr old, and lots of family love. *Set in Sword of Slytherin universe*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Marry Me McLean! by jaaykaay19 reviews
APPS CLOSED! Chris is still single and hating it. Then his friend Chef gets the smart idea of Chris being part of a dating show. So 16 girls will be given the chance to win Chris's heart, and they are certainly in for a challenge. R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
The Tale of Civia Potter by AStudyInTeal reviews
During HBP. James Potter's twin sister arrives at Hogwarts as the new Potions professor. As she helps in the war Civia finds herself attracted to fellow potions master Severus Snape. But with war eminent Civia & Severus' path is far from easy. Slightly AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,301 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Family Ties by Keitorin Asthore reviews
It was enough of a surprise when Burt and Carole got married. Finn and Kurt were even more surprised when they decided to have a baby, but they never expected how their little sister would change things. Finchel. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Minerva Snape: The girl in the prophecy by MizzSnape1991 reviews
Lily and Severus have an affair while James is away. When it turns out that she is having his child, they decide that it will be best to keep it a secret from the world. When James dies at the hand of Bellatrix, Severus takes on his family as his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 72,314 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Total Drama Island: Psycho Love by xxx-Vitani-xxx reviews
ChrisxOC Paige is the older sister of Izzy and is a journalist and for her job she has to stay on TDI and interview the campers. When she meets Chris, things could get intresting! Canon Couples, also some crack, but R&R and no flames please!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,549 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Chris M. - Complete
Snapes Daughter by Blade Shine reviews
What if Snape had a daughter and in order to protect her from Voldemort, he sent her away to be adopted, and the Potters adopted her? And he finds, and saves her, as well as Harry, from the Dursleys.NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
623 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by inkblot hearts reviews
After seeing a whole bunch of these lists online, I decided to add my own. With help from those numbered Bumper Stickers on Facebook, I think my list is a little closer to whichever list out there is the original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Dear daddy by midnight2525 reviews
poems expressing johnny's feelings for his dad
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
Thirty Ways to Annoy a Death Eater by The Fourth Black Sister reviews
Most of these ways are mine, but some are friends and ones I've seen on the internet that I thought were hilarious. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Happy Birthday Severus by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
It is Severus' birthday; yet Albus is feeling emotional in more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Death Eaters by teamprentiss reviews
Ever wondered how to annoy everyone's favorite Death Eaters? Well here's how!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009
Beautiful Mess by anzafire reviews
SERIES COMPLETE Will and Emma are married, Glee club is blossoming and everything is going great...until they discover they're having a baby! Journey of the pregnancy, birth and months afterwords.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,918 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Emma P., Will S. - Complete
586 Things NOT To Do At Hogwarts by WanderingChild24601 reviews
As the title suggests...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
99 Ways To Annoy Voldemort by Gabrielle Silverwood by Gabriella Silverwood reviews
My very own personal creation if you're just itching for a good round of Crucios from our favourite Dark Lord.Enjoy! Original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy the Hell Out of Voldemort by French Fries and Blue Moons reviews
OK I was bored and I read a couple of these type stories and really really liked them so here is my attempt at this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Voldemort
25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
10 Ways to Annoy the HP Characters by xoSilverstarxo reviews
10 Ways to Annoy the Harry Potter Characters. First up... Harry Himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008
Keeping Annie by emeraldeyes1990 reviews
A story about Hawkeye and his struggle to keep his daughter. H/M aswell
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H.
101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort by Hermione's-Purple-Quill78 reviews
Bella is fed up with Voldemort's slack, and decides to make a list of things she needs to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Baby Days by futureauthor13 reviews
Why is Chris so mean to the campers? Is it revenge for something that happened when Chris and Chef were in high school and the campers were six years old?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Love Song Requiem by Annabell Mor'loki reviews
A oneshot/songfic about Snape trying to overcome his feelings towards Lily to be better for his daughter, Emily. Song by Trading Yesterday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Scary Godmother: Boy trouble by TAPSfan201 reviews
Ever since Jimmy found out that Hannah's friends where real monsters he's been protective. Him and Orson really don't get along. Can Hannah stop the fighting, and can Orson tell her how he feels without getting hurt by Jimmy.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Taking in strays by taintedtruffle reviews
One night Sweeney finds a baby girl on his door step. Its up to him toby and the pie maker to care for this tiny life. Is a baby what sweeney needs around to melt his cold heart, after all, who could hate an addorible infant?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy the Death Eaters and Voldemort by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
Yes, I know there are 250billion others of these, but this is my version. A list of how to annoy Bellatrix, Narcissa, Lucius, Fenrir, Draco, Macnair, CrabbeAndGoyle, even Voldy himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Marauders' Chatroom of Complete Randomness by yolapeoples reviews
What if the Marauders had a chatroom? A Marauder era story told in Instant Messaging style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Silas Snape by Mahara-Wild-Child reviews
When the daughter of Severus Snape overhears Dumbledore's plan for Harry Potter, she knows what she has to do. Even if it means sacrificing all she knows. Set from year one to year four. Evil!Harry being rewritten. Old posts updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,341 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
10 Little Things Severus Tobias Snape by His Half Blood Princess reviews
10 Little Things we never knew about our favorite Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Severus S.
10 Ways to Annoy the Heck out of HP Characters by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Self explanatory. If you can't figure out what this fic is about, I scoff at you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Catwalk by notwolf reviews
Severus teaches Lucius a well earned lesson in respecting boundaries. NOT slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
123 Ways To Annoy The Hogwarts Staff by eruthiel reviews
What it says on the tin. ATTEMPT AT YOUR PERIL. The author will accept no responsability for injury to the reader as a direct result of this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Monsters Under the Bed by Quili'n'Usa reviews
AU “Daddy?” she whispered again, “I’m scared Daddy.” Children at her playgroup scare Snape's little daughter about the monsters that live under the bed. What's Snape to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
1,000 Ways to Annoy Our Favorite Potions Master! by LunaSky reviews
To those who guessed Slughorn, I'm gonna Avada you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
A Smile Like Yours by writergirl2003 reviews
Corny Collins was happy to be a bachelor, and hadn't decided to settle down with a particular girl. That was, until the perfect little one showed up right on his doorstep.
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,102 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
My Name is It by Sweet A.K reviews
We’ve all read the “House’s daughter” stories, but what if he had a daughter that didn’t show up looking for him? What if he found her instead? What if this was before the Minions, the infraction, the coldness? Would it have changed him? Apparently not...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - G. House
70 Ways by CaramelBoost reviews
70 ways to annoy the characters of Harry Potter... Prone to randomness and bursts of oddity. Starts with 70 ways to annoy Lord Voldemort, then Harry Potter himself, etc... constructive critizism welcome. Not for kids as there is some material that can beT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
A Bazillion Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Boomerang Fish reviews
The title says it all. Every Potter fan hates Lord Voldemort, now is the time to get revenge! Come on you KNOW you want to. I post reader suggestions, chapter 10 is finally up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
More Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Dylan Katharine Weasley reviews
You've read the Mugglenet version, now read my version! O.K. They rejected mine...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
125 Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Haters by geek'd reviews
125 ways to annoy people who hate Harry Potter. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by alyssialui reviews
i see tons of these all over the place. thought id post my own. ideas are welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
101 Sure Fired Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by Miss Anthrope reviews
With this as a guide, just about anyone will be able to torment, annoy, and torture their black robed, hook nosed, greasy haired professor without using much energy but still reap the fruits of any equally complex planned prank!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Ways to Annoy Professor Snape by alyssialui reviews
thought he deserved at least some respect before i tear him up. ideas welcome. hope you enjoy. read my other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
100 NEW Ways to Annoy Voldemort by dull.moonlight reviews
Heh... I was really, really, REALLY bored. Anyway, if you have the urge to be slightly cheered up, this would be the place for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Snape's Lost Children by FoxFairy400 reviews
COMPLETE! Brad and Emily are Snape's children who grew up without each other. This is the story of Emily's first year at Hogwarts, and of how she found out who her real family was...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,230 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort If You Were A DE by Hedwig199 reviews
Want the annoy the crap out of Lord Voldemort? Then this is the story for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Daughter of Snape by musiclicious reviews
ABANDONED. AU since HBP. Seventeen years ago, Severus Snape was in love. Now his unknown daughter, Lia, is coming to Hogwarts. She comes with extraordinary powers and a secret mission to discover the secret behind her mother's murder. OC pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006 - OC, Severus S.
104 Ways to Get Killed by Lucius Malfoy by kakashisninjadogs reviews
A list on how to AnnoyHarassDisgust or Generally Scare Lucius Malfoy. This list includes evil unicorns and Led Zeppelin loolalikes. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,188 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Lucius M.
To Be a Father by serenitysmalfoy reviews
several years ago snape had a daughter, but Severus Snape killed Everything he touched.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Snow is Mad Cool, Yo by BlackRose2592 reviews
Ponyboy and Johnny walk in some snow and go to Perkins. Oh what fun.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
Little Sister by PhantomSnape01 reviews
Snape finds out about a younger sibling. Who he has to take in. But can he take care of a little girl
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Severus S.
25 Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort by made.unmade reviews
Well, since 25 Things Harry Potter Isn't Allowed To Do got a lot of nice feedback, I did another like it! Basically, if you want to annoy Mouldyshorts, then just follow this list. But be sure to run in the opposite direction of Voldie afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Artwork by Astarte's Rapture reviews
Ornate depiction of how Johnny Cade views his father's abuse. Slightly dark. Reviews greatly desired for improvement!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Johnny C.
Severus's Rebellion by Upir reviews
Severus, 18, finally stands up to his parents... his abusive father, Tobias, and weakened mother, Eileen, revealing himself as the man he will become.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Severus S., Tobias S. - Complete
Some Things Never Change by Wild100girl
Harry is in his 7th year of Hogwarts and is incredibly happy with the way his life is going. He has everything he ever wanted and then some. But Harry is about to learn that when things seem too good to be true, they probably are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2005
Baby Snape by Eternal Spring reviews
Slight LOTR Crossover. Severus Snape has found his long lost daughter. Beware of an American raised Snape. Interested?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Severus S.
E! True Hogwarts Story: Severus Snape by Empress T'Pau reviews
E! Explores Severus Snapes Life From Birth to Disapearence...complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Grace of the Devil by fuzzyfishbowl reviews
After a rare night of passion, Narcissa becomes pregnant and Lucius decides to keep the baby. What affects will a little girl have on her seemingly heartless father? FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,813 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Snape's Worst Holiday by Selene13 reviews
*Completed* Albus and Minerva need to go to the Ministry for an important meeting but almost all the teachers are out. So who is going to take care of their daughter? Snape! R/R please! (Chapter 1 has been rewritten)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2003 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Row, Row, Row Your Boat by The-Dove reviews
The sequel to '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall'... The Marauders are *still* trapped in that room! How the heck will they cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Remus L., Severus S.
You, Me, and DADA by Escritora reviews
Ch5!!! Snape's little sister, Charlie, the new DADA teacher--safe to say he's jealous. And when she begins seeing his enemy, Sirius Black... A funny, romantic, quirky fic about Charlotte, Sirius Black, and everything else. r/r, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2002 - Published: 4/12/2002 - Sirius B.
Choosing A Video (MWPP Style) by Jennifer Longbottom reviews
I'm not sure about the rating, I can't remember...James and co. are going to watch a video with their respective girlfriends. Unfortunately, there are so many different films...then Snape comes along...and Voldemort likes Disney...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2002 - James P.
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The Sunshine in His Storm
Looking down at this Midgaurdian girl, Loki saw a shine of an emerald necklace. He looked back at her eyes to find them golden. "Solskinn," he breated, saying his childhood friend's nickname. The eyes of the girl grew, as did Loki's. It was really her.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,863 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/15
In My Life reviews
Paul McCartney never expected his life to be this way. His mum was dead, he was being sent to a "boarding school" for unwanted teens. He never expected to make friends with three other misunderstood boys and a girl with a mysterious past. Life was definitely chaning in too many ways. AU
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18
It Won't Last Forever reviews
Topher was never the type to care much about others, except himself and Chris. But every since he found a sad Samey. . he wants to figure her out.(FINALLY CHAPTER 26)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Samey, Topher] Amy
Bond of Blood reviews
Adrian Ivashkov is an only child. . .as far as anyone knows. But finally the secret comes out and more than just him will help look for the sister he knew for three short months. But is the old talk of having all the elements false. . or very true
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013
Hey Jude reviews
Julian Lennon met a peculiar girl as he stared at the Dakota not too long after his father's death. After speaking to his new friend, he learns her dark secret. How does this affect their friendship? Does he make them drift apart. . or bring them closer? Not ATU Written because I love Julian x
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2013
Imagine reviews
Not an ATU fic. Imagine is the 15 year old daughter of John Lennon. She always heard the bad things he did as she grew up. She hated him. But what happens when it seems like he's closer to her than she thought? -takes place in 1993- Dhani x Imagine later on
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,327 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012
Total Drama Dating! reviews
Chris is tired of being single so he decided to make a show! APPS ARE OPEN! Rated T for language P.S. I NEED A GAY GUY AND SOME...bad people but will still take good ones.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Chris M.
Outsiders Celebrity Jeopardy! reviews
I saw an old SNL sketch and decided to do this! First chapter Dallas, Ponyboy, and Sean Connery! R&R
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012
Angel Eyes reviews
When the Curtis' cousin comes to town, Johnny expects her to be trouble. But what if he's wrong? After a while, Johnny falls for her. How will she feel? R&R
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Johnny C.
Cocoa Love reviews
NEW CHAPTER OUT AND BETTER THAN FIRST! Emily Wonka was protected by her father always. But what happens when she falls for a certain ticket winner? R&R about how it is
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Willy Wonka, Charlie Bucket