Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Books, and Hunger Games.
RESPECT THE ONIONS!!!!!! (Wanna know why I say this? PM me. Don't wanna know why I say this, but think it's funny? Then put it in you're profile and we'll see how many profiles we can get it on. Don't wanna know why I say this, and think I'm crazy? That's nice.) (I got this from Imortal42, and I do actually know where it's from :3)
~Hey, I'm a Christian, and I don't think twice, about telling everybody that I belong to Christ!~ I know. Cheesy. But it's the truth. :)
Favorite books: Are you sure you want to go there? Just saying, I warned you...
~Shiver Trilogy by Maggie Stiefvater (
~Lament and Ballad by Maggie also
~Thirst Series by Christopher Pike
~Hunger Games Trilogy by Suzanne Colins
~Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead
~Stange Angels by Lili St. Crow
~Running Scared (or Wishes) by Lisa Jackson
~Kissed by an Angel by Elizabeth Chandler
~Wake series by Lisa McMann
and the list goes on and on...and on... and on... aaaaaaand...on... X)
This is awesome. It may not be true, but things like this have happened. That's the power of the Holy Spirit, baby. ;) :)
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Choose to be Pro-LIFE
I am only 8 millimeters long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
Here are some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.
~On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
~On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
~On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)
~On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
~On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Could have said that before...)
~On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
~On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Is this happening a lot somewhere...?)
~On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
~On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
~On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Keep out of children? Are people constantly getting stabbed in Korea?)
~On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Right, so as opposed to use in outer space.)
~On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
~On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)
~On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Yeah, I didn't know that...)
~On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand, if you still have one, if you've tried this.)
~On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Ahh, the joys of sarcasm. X3.
Thank you for reading, those who did. Those who didn't, you might be able to consider youself lucky. .3.