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Joined 06-12-11, id: 2985674, Profile Updated: 12-18-13
Author has written 5 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and South Park.

hey, i'm poma, and this is jackass. *chokes on own spit*


note: i used to be hypocrates! but i've decided to change my pseud to vunterslauche. sorry kids. that is the way life works. sometimes things change but in the process you learn everything is temporary. you are temporary. i am temporary. this world is temporary. even my username is temporary.

i've decided to become a lot more active nowadays! *the crowd throws rotten fruit*

i'm also on AO3 (vunterslauche), if y'all wanna see my stuff on there. sometimes i repost stuff from here onto there or vice-versa. it's almost all homestuck though oops.

i have a tumblr (sciencemegently), so hit me up there if you'd like.

i've a few new fanfics being fleshed out, and will be posted up here in the near future. STAY TUNED. *wiggly fingers*

stuff i like: ("main" thingies as of currently are bolded.)
-ed, edd n eddy
-south park
-welcome to night vale
-neon genesis evangelion
-baman piderman
-the great gatsby (and the jazz age as a whole– yes, even the dysfunctional parts)
-the outsiders
-any poem written by allen ginsberg ever (and just the beat generation in general)
-good omens
-yugioh
-yotsuba

disclaimer: any fanfics that were written before the year 2013 are trash. don't pay attention to them. especially not the authors notes. *shudders*

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Hotboxed Ed by IceyL reviews
Eddy did not expect high school to be like this. Instead of causing mayhem with his best friends, Ed and Edd have been assigned to different classes. Bored out of his mind, Eddy runs to the bathroom and witnesses a dirty secret that ultimately sets multiple anxiety-provoking events into motion. Rated M for drug use/references, cursing and sexuality. Slash (Edd/Eddy)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Ed, Edd, Eddy
faster than andante by Perdue reviews
birthday ficlet for 413, john/dave.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Unsuspecting! by kittenguts reviews
probably the stupidest thing i've ever wrote. This is a !PARODY! OMG. Do not take it seriously. PLEASE. Jake/Bro mpreg... blahblah. My friends pressured me to do this and I just complied.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Dirk S. - Complete
Feral by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
After being gone for three years, Joey has become a different person. However, he is still the type of person to look out for his friends, and after he saves Mokuba, Seto decides it's time to save Joey.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,376 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2011 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K. - Complete
Splinter by neverbirds reviews
"From far away he seemed appealing – a hot wet mess of emotion, a string of traumas and scars, and an overwhelming need for revenge. He seemed familiar. He seemed – well." YBxM. Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Lex Talionis by Foodstamp reviews
Years after losing contact with their childhood friends, Detectives Marsh and McCormick pick up a domestic abuse case that exposes their own dark history. Kenny's POV, StanxKyle and secret pairings, mature. Still need to post the epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,256 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
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Gradually, Exponentially reviews
Stan's first time with Kyle after a traumatic incident. Kyle is determined, but Stan will wait patiently for as long as Kyle needs.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Home Is Where You're Welcome reviews
/My first mistake was applying for a summer job at La Crèperie. My second mistake is thinking my brother would protect me to the ends of the earth. And my third mistake was falling in love with a man named Francis Bonnefoy./ Franada. T for reasons. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - France, Canada - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
Matt's alone this Christmas-again. But what will happen after an encounter with Francis? Franada Xmas oneshot, pure fluff. Many other pairings too. Happy Holidays everyone!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Under The Dragon's Wing reviews
Joey seeks help from someone quite unexpected. Puppyshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2011 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K. - Complete
Perfect reviews
Yugi's perspective of himself and his Histrionic Personality Disorder. K-plus because the f-bomb is dropped once.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Yūgi M. - Complete
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