SnippyandSnarky
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Joined 11-23-02, id: 298687, Profile Updated: 08-17-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

UPDATE: So, I know a lot of you have been waiting on the sequel to Trading Spaces. I apologize profusely for the delay. I have been working on an actual writing career with original pieces. At this point I have finished a novel and it is being shopped by agents!! For right now, that will continue to be my writing focus. Again, my apologies and sincerest love to all the fans of Trading Spaces!! I hope when I am published you will all be interested in reading my book!

P.S. The Sequel is still in progress. I have not abandoned it, but I cannot give you a time frame for its completion and posting. Thanks so much to all the fans - old and new- who haven't abandoned this un-posted story. I love y'all. 8.17.2011

Peace, love and a couple of sarcastic snakes!

~Snippy

Once upon a time, there were a couple of really sarcastic snakes . . . thee, thee, thee . . .

So what do I say about me? Er -- us?

Well, Snippy and Snarky are a writing duo. There are two of us, for those of you who have asked. Snarky is now a full-time, real author -- congrats my compatriot!

I'm still working on creating the manuscript worthy of publishing. I'm 27, American, female, and recently moved to Texas!

Ah . . . I know! I'll give you the lowdown on the current stories!

"Trading Spaces" -- Thee, thee, thee . . . is my favorite of all time. It is now complete and a sequel is slowly under way, so look out for that! Also, TS has been rec'd on "The Tarheel Writer" webpage (woo-hoo!), which contains a lot of really good stories (including "Sex Magic" unfinished, but still worth the read!), if you want to check them out!

Trading Places - the sequel to Trading Spaces!! Is still in progress. Thank you all for the many inquiries! I am working hard on the sequel, and would like to get most of it written before I start posting (just to avoid those mid-story 'oops'! I realize that it has been a year since I promised you all the sequel, and my apologies for taking so long. Please hang in there!

"Something Wicked" -- was a beautiful concept, but alas, as has been abandoned in the wake of real life. Maybe someday . . .

"Experience" is Hr/DM/HP love triangle in progress, started by Snarky under penname "Angeldevotee", that I am now continuing. OK - Experience fans, I have made a decision about endings, pairings, etc. I hope you still like it, and my apologies if the direction it takes is not your cup of tea, but ultimately fanfic is supposed to be fun for me and I made the decision based on what would be fun to write and still follow the story to a solid end. This story will not be updated frequently, but I'm going to end the hiatus - and post a new chapter soon..

"Bounty Hunter" - Also complete. A H/D and HG/SS fic that I love to death and back. It's a fairly quick read and current king of the cliffhangers. If you like dark fic, don't miss this one! The sequel is in process, and is my current favorite.

"Bounty Hunter II: Black and White" -- WIP, a continuation of Bounty Hunter, obviously, that has taken on a new life. And guess who's back? Luci-yuck's back! Ha! You can't keep a bad Slytherin down, can you? And wait until you see what my second favorite blond bad boy is up to! And WTF, Ginny Weasley?! What's going on! lol. Just read it, please. I think you'll like it. It will probably be Trading Spaces length by the time I'm done. Don't worry if new chapters aren't posted for awhile, I'm trying to work ahead, so when I do start posting, it will be on a more regular basis! Here's a little preview:

Harry cracked his knuckles. “What a pleasure, Lucius. I always wanted to be able to kill you again.”

“I’d be careful, Potter. There’s a whole new crop of enemies surrounding you now.”

“Funny.” Harry gestured at Lucius. “Blond, snobby, evil. They look the same to me.”

“Even now, your old friends are plotting your imminent demise.”

“Hey, when you’re stuck in a castle, you have to make your own fun.” Harry shrugged.

“They think you’re Voldemort, Harry.”

Harry just stared blankly at Lucius. “Why would they think that?”

“Because there are two of you.” Lucius smirked. “The boys who lived, so to speak.”

“Two of me?”

“Sit down, Potter.” Lucius sprawled elegantly in one of the armchairs near the fireplace.

“Shouldn’t you be stroking some kind of sinister cat?” Harry smirked as he settled onto the leather couch.

Ok, so take a look around. Peruse my favorites if you like . . . mostly they're just stories I'm keeping track of. Eventually, I'll arrange them so that they are more of a rec list. And please, don't be shy! Send me a PM, give me your thoughts/opinions. I always, always reply to PM. One note, however, I do not accept flames b/c of homophobia. You dont' like that -- that's cool with me -- just keep those thoughts to yourself. IF you read them anyway and are offended by the m/m action, then you wanted to be offended, and you're welcome -- happy to oblige!

Peace, love and a couple of sarcastic snakes!

~Snippy

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Strength by tini243 reviews
In the crystal caves, an unlikely bond had been formed between Zuko and Katara. A bond that gives them unprecedented abilities, but forces a closeness that they are unwilling to accept. At least at first... Zutara, post season 2
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,623 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It Was Just A Matter Of When by mysteryteenagelover reviews
Rory and Jess study. Alone. Together. At least, that's how it starts...
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,453 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Rory G., Jess M.
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6239 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Speaking in Tongues by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco thought he had left the darkness of the war behind him, until the snake in his Dark Mark started speaking to him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 3935 - Favs: 4,021 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pour Some Sugar On Me by BonTempsBaby reviews
Total romance between Sookie and Eric, with more action in 2nd half. Takes place right after FDTW, no spoilers for DAG. Rated M, for mature language and situations.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 273,674 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
To Walk a Narrow Path by Dragongirl16 reviews
The sequel to Faith. Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good. HD slash, post book 4 AU HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,755 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Arrogance and Ignorance by AnneM.Oliver reviews
A romance set in the era of Jane Austen novels, this is the story of a woman and a man. The man thinks he is better than all others, & the woman knows she is smarter. Their differences aside, they have one thing in common, both are smitten with the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 140,164 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ingenium Est Fas by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM preslash. Harry never expected to be invited to the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. It all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,017 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Experience by angeldevotee reviews
HP/HG/DM love triangle. Hermione decides to let Draco seduce her. Harry gets involved and sparks begin to fly between them as well. Who will Hermione choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,750 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Turning you into someone New by FireStorm00X reviews
Narcissa knows her son better than anyone. So when the other women challenge her to make Draco a soulmate, she accepts without delay. Until they choose for her to reshape Harry Potter into her sons' perfect man. Slash warning, disregards HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 145,949 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 6,001 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5528 - Favs: 5,301 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Weasel and the Kneazle by Davesmom reviews
IN PROGRESS (books 1-4) Upgraded again for content. Ginny finally gets a pet of her own. But the little creature seems to have two personality flaws; she has a nose for trouble and seems to like Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,652 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Artful Facade by Sky Sorceress reviews
Sometimes you fly too close to the sun and lose your wings. With sixth year approaching, the danger Harry seeks can be found only in the form of Draco Malfoy. What follows is a twist in the line between hatred, love, and need.Slash. H/D and a bit of R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,041 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 6/30/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Experience reviews
UPDATED AT LAST! Re-edited, reposted and a brand new chapter. Virginal Hermione wants some experience, but Draco and Harry are fighting over who's going to give it to her. Who will win?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,649 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Bounty Hunter II: Black and White reviews
Sequel to Bounty Hunter all of those shades of grey can tear a hero or a villain in two. You thought the war was over, but it's all just begun. Destiny has a strange way of taking over. Features Dark!Harry, Hot!Draco and multiple character death. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Trading Spaces reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bounty Hunter reviews
Complete! Set after the 7th book. Voldemort is nearly defeated. A familar bounty hunter is picking off Death Eaters one by one. DMHP, SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,325 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Something Wicked reviews
Crossover Fic. The gang helps out for the last book. BuffyHarry, SSWillow, HGSpike, WillowRiddle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Severus S.