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Author has written 4 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, and Harvest Moon.
My alias (I try not to use my real name on the internet when I can...) is Jade Nienke Holloway.
Some cool roleplays:
http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/BTR_A_Roleplay/94366/ Big Time Rush
I have a Deviantart! I'll post links to pics related to my stories her.
And Now we Add Eleven:
And now some things about my self:
TV Show: House of Anubis
Cartoon: Sponebob :D
Color(s): Green, Silver, Red, Gold, Blue
Video Game(s): The Legend of Zelda (THE BEST FREAKING THING EVER, I GREW UP WITH THIS!!!!!), Left 4 Dead, Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice, Professor Layton
Book Series: Harry Potter (GRIFFYNDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
~Couples I like~
Fabina, Patrome, Mickra, Amfie (I'm okay with slight Pason or Mick/Joy.)
Zelink, Ankei (Anju/Kafei)
Left 4 Dead:
Ginry (Ginny/Harry), Romoine, Nevilluna (Why didn't they get together :(?), and Topin (Lupin/Tonks).
~Couples I hate~
Anything gay, not trying to be rude, but it scares me.
Jara, Mamber, Palfie, Famber, and Jerina.
Malink, Midlink, Zanon, Velda (Vaati/Zelda), or anything else with Link or Zelda.
Anybody with Draco, Lavon (Lavender/Ron), Charry (Cho/Harry), and Tinny (Tom/Ginny).
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Also Brown
Skin: Very pale
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Maybe that's why those people were staring at me the other day in Walmart...
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven
In Greek~ Romans 8:38-39~ If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (it was going slowish)
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
~total so far=4~
(x) You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
() You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
() You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow
~total so far= 12~
() You have accidentally caught something on fire
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.(I drool in my sleep sometimes)
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
() If someone says “fart” you laugh.
() You just laughed.
~total so far= 15~
() Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
() You use your fingers to do simple math.
~total so far= 16~
() You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
~total so far= 19~
() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.(the only reason I do is to see if people will really repost them)
() You break a lot of things.
() Your friends know not to use big words around you
() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
~Total all together=21~
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. WARNING! THIS OFTEN TURNS OUT REAAALY TWISTED!
10. Fleur (I dunno how to spell it...)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to
Ginny/Lupin...no. And only if it wasn't romance.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Tonks got George preggers...shouldn't it be the other way round?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Meh a few. I read more HoA then Potter, sadly.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple
Hermione/Ginny...maybe to yuri freaks...
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Ten, Fred/Fluer. Because Fred/Bill would be really wrong...
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
Neville, Hermione/Tonks. Neville: O.o *leaves room quickly*
8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Harry/George...I really hope not.
9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"I'm Sorry About Your Parents"...yeah I know, lame.
10. Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?
If I were a guy I would :P
11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
I attempted to once...
12. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Hermione/Ron/Fred...I don't think so, but it seems like an interesting concept. Love triangle, perhaps?
13. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I'll think of something later...
14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Ginny/Tonks... T, for kissing in stuff. (Maybe Tonks gives them relationship advice?)
15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five
16. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps one for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with(12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Harry and Neville are in a happy relationship until Neville dumps Harry for Fleur. Harry, brokenhearted, goes on one date with Lupin, has an unhappy breakup with Tonks, then follows the wise advice of Fred and finds true love with Luna.
17. What title would you give this fic?
One Seriously Messed Up Love Story.
See? I told you this thing often turns out really twisted!
Pick the month you were born in:
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01: ...a camera...
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White: ...because I'm sexy like that.
I needed a glass of milk because I'm just that amazing.
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Jade
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME 3 letters of real name plus -izzle: Jadizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Silver Wolf
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Jade Grayson
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Thoelhaw.
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Pepper! As in Dr. Pepper.
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Marie
8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Nuisance.