SheShouldHaveBeenaSon
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Joined 06-13-11, id: 2987389, Profile Updated: 04-14-14
Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Mighty Boosh, and Xena: Warrior Princess.

ABOUT ME:

I'm a wildly conceited broad with no self esteem. I'm an 18-year old bibliophilic, misanthropic anglophile and aspiring writer/grunge musician. In other words, I'm just your friendly neighborhood asshole.

You can learn much more about me through my writing than through me trying to talk about myself.

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The Improbable Helena by Concupiscence66 reviews
Vince announces he has a twin sister he has never before mentioned, who looks just like him and is coming for a visit. Howard Moon is no fool, he has it all figured out. The M rating is for later chapters.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,969 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Maybe I'm a Dreamer by AllTimeNatalie reviews
Noel would like to believe Julian hadn't left him for good. Yet that faraway fantasy seemed too distant for any sense of reality to come close to him. Nolian I suppose in a slight way. Sorry but character death.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Vince N., Howard M.
Invisible by ElectroGirlNoir reviews
Howard finds himself a jazz woman and Vince is not sure he likes it all that much... and is she really as nice as she seems? Rated M for various themes.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,705 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Howard M., Vince N.
26th Century Boy by aberrantstrain reviews
Howard/Vince. Rated for alcohol/possible drug use, foul language and eventual Sexual content.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Vince N., Howard M.
The Curse of Kalashki by Robot from the future reviews
Vince falls foul of an ancient Shaman's curse meaning the thing he can't live without is killing him. Will Naboo be able to find a cure before it is too late? Possible character death, angst and Howince. Rated M for language and slash
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,418 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Snow Makes Everything Perfect by xelectrogirlx reviews
Vince wakes up unexpectedly at seven o'clock in the morning and wonders exactly what happens when he's up this early... fluffy goodness. Oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
My Reason by KickingRoses reviews
Howard has to justify his own existence unless he wants to be erased by the mysterious Arbiter. It's not gonna be an easy task, especially with no 'real' Vince around to help him. Rated for swearing and eventual slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,927 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Boundaries by electricskeptic reviews
What happens when the final boundary is crossed? Howard/Vince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Threads by electricskeptic reviews
Sometimes, a single thread is all that holds a relationship together. But no matter the extent of the damage, as long as that one thread remains there is some small hope of fixing what can seem irreparable.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,786 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
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One Day More reviews
A take on Victor Hugo's Les Misérables. Xena is a vigilante bent on overthrowing the corrupt King Ares. With his chief inspector, Callisto, obsessed with taking her down for her own dark reasons, Xena is forced to team up with a motley crew of rebellious villagers: the sheltered Gabrielle, the love stricken Joxer, and the morally ambiguous inn-keepers, Meg & Autolycus. Xena/Gabby.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22 - Callisto, Gabrielle, Joxer, Xena
The Picture of Vincent Noir reviews
When Howard Moon decides to take up art, he gets much more than he bargained for. A Booshy take on Oscar Wilde's 'The Picture of Dorian Gray'.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,783 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
A White Blank Page and a Swelling Rage reviews
The carefree world of Vince Noir is turned upside down after he discovers the startling extent of Howard Moon's self-destructive habits. Drama & dark humor abound. Vince/Howard.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,822 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Swap Meet reviews
Post-OST. Elizabeth submits to the strains of her husband's duties aboard the Ducthman & sets out to re-join Captain Jack Sparrow's new crew... but a chance meeting between Angelica Teach and William Turner drastically alters everything.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,858 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Raven Pisces reviews
Short song lyrics written to describe my admiration for the character of Jack Sparrow, especially in 'Dead Man's Chest'. Metaphors abound.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete