Philip Ontakos
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My name... Philip Ontakos

Where i Live: Somewhere in Canada

Age: to old for my liking

Height: not tall enough

weight... i just plain refuse to answer this one

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose..

California: You like an adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose..

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: I'm God's gift to women
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.

If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough of it.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples."

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies (FUUURRRBBIIIEEESSS!!!!)

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up trainers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When gameboy was a brick.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

or if you smiled at one of these things.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

Guns don't kill people. I do.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

War determines not who is right, but who is left.

It's you and me against the world. (puts on helmet) We attack at dawn.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you every day.

Every time someone gets higher in the social chain someone else has to get lower. So stay where you belong and my life will be less troublesome.

May god have mercy on your soul, for I have none.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

If living means that I must bow down to you, I'll happily stand tall and die.

I don't do well with others having the authority. Is that going to be a problem?

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

Sarcasm is my first and favorite language.

If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you?

Sometimes I think that the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there somewhere is that it hasn't tried to contact us.

Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught.

I want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "Oh crap, she's up!" when her feet touch the floor in the morning.

I'm so insane that I'm sane.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Forever isn't as long as it used to be.

I am a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination.

That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.

-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run-he hates that.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless.

Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I am who I am. I do not seek your approval.

Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried.

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Trust no man, fear no bitch.

MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? Question mark? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Killer of thy Cookies (Singapore), Inspirational Spark (Both of us!)- United States, UmbraFox (Australia), XxJessalinAtaroxX (USA), Inhuman X(USA, USA, USA, USA, USA!!), Philip Ontakos (Canada), Peace 2 All!

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Saint of Zero by Satire Swift reviews
The Gandalfr is the Shield of God, meant to protect their summoner from harm. Through faith and blade, here was a man that protected the weak from all that would do them harm, and his life ended with no regrets. Though Louise did not mean to summon a Guardian Knight, there were few greater she could have asked for.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,165 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Saint George, Louise, Longueville/Fouquet, Siesta
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14076 - Favs: 17,361 - Follows: 14,853 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The fallen viper by operaman bye bye reviews
Years have passed since Kaguya was defeated and the Infinite Tsukiyomi. The Elemental Nations have entered a period of unmatched peace and prosperity thanks to the vision of Uzumaki Naruto, but not everybody is pleased with the tranquility. Orochimaru still clings to life and his dream, and the immortal will not let anyone or anything take them away. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28 - Orochimaru
Tobi's Massive Adventure by OnlineImhotep reviews
After a trans-dimensional mishap, Tobi teleports to Omega! He soon meets Shepard and the crew, how will the story change with one of the most powerful shinobi of his generation involved?
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,890 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Shepard (F)
Majora's Mask by FakeJake93 reviews
After stumbling upon the troubled land of Termina, seemingly cut off from the rest of the world and doomed to an inevitable apocalypse, Link finds his own past reflected all around him, dealing with these echoes while attempting to prevent the world's end.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 712,368 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Link, Skull Kid, Tatl - Complete
Akina Chronicles: Book 1 Crimson & Clover by MangekyoMarie reviews
Follow the life of my OC, taking the journey to become the head of her clan. What will happen when things don't go easily as planned? Will her rival/comrade Itachi Uchiha become her only friend? Find out, ya already wasted time reading this. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,541 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 4,696 - Follows: 4,929 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Journey of the Three Failures by Kurouga of the Ink and Snow reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's defeat at the hands of Hyuuga Neji changed the course of history. Now an outcast Naruto, Hinata, and Lee must flee Konoha to become stronger, and ultimately save the very village which scorned them. Strong Naruto, Hinata, and Lee. Dark!Neji, Nice!Hanabi. Epic length. NaruHina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 717,650 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/21/2008 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 138 - Words: 961,774 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna
Forgivness Requires Regret by LogicalPremise reviews
Naruto , after the battle with Pain, is trying to come to grips with his emotions about the Village, his father, Hinata, Sakura, and fate. Unfortunately, he's not quite as happy with the outcomes as people expect him to be. No real pairings, although onesided Naru/Saku and onesided Shino/Hina. Some swearing, some mild gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A., Sakura H.
Shadow and Wind: New legends by Sir-Shun reviews
AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 339,671 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Lancer Gets Serious by Bloble reviews
A single order can change the shape of a the world, and a single command spell will change the outcome of one of the deadliest wars in history. For one Servant Lancer, that order would mean either victory, or death. Either way, the battle would be sweet.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,734 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Lancer - Complete
Sophisticated, Seasonal Serpent-Wear by Sybil Rowan reviews
Finny's gifts to Snake's friends get out of hand, thanks to Elizabeth. Comedy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Finnian, Elizabeth M., Snake - Complete
The Roads They Chose by Hollownerox reviews
It was nothing more than a whim really, and yet a single moment of indulgence from the Sanbi begins a shift in the world of ninja that none could have expected. A world where Rin survives, Kakashi takes less time wallowing in the past, and Obito leads Akatsuki to make the world tremble in their wake. They have chosen their paths, but what will happen when they inevitably intersect?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki
Ocean without Water by Serymn reviews
A chance meeting: a girl waiting by the rocks, and a half-puppet boy waiting for nothing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Rin, Sasori, Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Artist and the Faker by Agitated Animator reviews
When the Einzberns summon a different Servant for the 5th War, Shirou Emiya winds up summoning the Red Saber from Fate/Extra. With this Servant by his side, Shirou's in for a Grail War unlike any other. Done as a response to The Infamous Man's challenge.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Shirō E.
Rise of the Uchiha by AlphaEph19 reviews
One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 348,475 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Five Years by darkling59 reviews
After waking up to a life he thought he'd left behind, Starrk's search for answers takes him from the depths of Hueco Mundo to the Human World and beyond. He meets some interesting people along the way and, despite his best efforts, reluctantly becomes involved in the conflict that nearly killed him- which will not officially start for another five years. Time Travel (with a twist)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,064 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - C. Stark, Ichigo K., J. Ukitake, T. Harribel
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Chaos Theory dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 188,168 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC - Complete
Terran Ingenuity by Xeno Major reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
Fate of The Strong by Cybertramon001 reviews
By a quirk of fate, The Holy Grail War will call upon heroes never seen before. Villains, saints, mercenaries, and mages. But all have one thing in common. They all completely change their worlds. They all achieved the impossible. And now they fight each other for their wishes. May the world tremble before their might. Rated M because it might be too violent for T.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,402 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Complete
Naruto's 'Tails' by Outlook Positive reviews
Minato's mistake during Kyuubi's attack caused a very different kind of fox to be sealed into Naruto instead of the nine-tailed engine of doom - This is the adventure of Kyuubi-less Naruto as he seeks to create a path for himself in the shinobi world with the help of his accidental hostage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,199 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Naruto U., Shino A., Haku, Yakumo
The Tale of the Gallant Familiar by RedhathackerSin reviews
Beautiful? Not really. Divine? He really didn't get along with divinity. Wise and Strong? He supposed those fit, every once in awhile anyway. Louise summons the original Toad Sage to Halkeginia. The bathhouses should beware.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,136 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Jiraiya, Louise
Knight of the Void by sagitarius reviews
With the blood of the Monster Lords and a fallen angel, he was the opposite of sacred. Beautiful, perhaps he could agree with, in a certain way. More than half his world were stronger than him. He wasn't at all like the ideal familiar Louise wanted. But perhaps there was a reason for his summoning? Regardless, he would take it all in stride. Nothing good ever came of panicking.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Louise
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
Saving The World by Nisroc Chico reviews
Obito lives in the streets of Konoha, not caring how corruption is slowly tearing the nation apart. Out of whim, he saves three orphans, Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura, who won't leave his side now. The kids, having enough how the world is dying, decide to turn Obito into the hero that the world needs, the masked man hero, Tobi! Alternate Universe. (Remake)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Forged in Fire by AlphaEph19 reviews
The shinobi way of life is not kind to families. Many drift apart, or are torn apart. Sometimes the blood that binds relatives together becomes a curse. But not all families are linked by blood. Some rise up out of suffering, formed by individuals who have had enough of being broken down - they want to build anew. These are the strongest families... the ones forged in fire. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Anko M.
Second Chances by SkywardStrike reviews
My take on rasEnshur1KEn's Rinnegan Sasuke challenge. What if Uchiha Sasuke hadn't hesitated on that fatidic day back in the Valley of The End. With his once friend gone by his very own hand, the traumatized Sasuke is caged by Konoha for two long years until he is given his second chance, a chance to forgive himself and to move on with his life, but will he take it...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Sasuke U.
From the Azure to Zero by Veldrin reviews
With the approach of the fourth Heaven's Feel, a different decision by the Einzberns and Tohsaka families lead to an unexpected shift when a young girl accepts the summoning. As Emiya Kiritsugu seeks the world's salvation and Kotomine Kirei searches for a meaning to his existence, what await down this path might be an ending neither of them could predict.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,699 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Kirei K., Kiritsugu E., Noel V. - Complete
Prosopagnosia by randomlydrabbling reviews
Trying to identify people by their face was like trying to identify chickens by their face. Impossible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Gai M. - Complete
One's Dream (Original and Discontinued) by Nisroc Chico reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 215,057 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
Think of the Children by Moczo reviews
::Agents of Beacon AU:: Nora Valkyrie, guardian of Lie Ren's soul, has traumatically realized that her beloved charge has no children to carry on his bloodline after his inevitable heroic death. Thank Odin that Nora is here to use her incredible powers of thinking and solve this problem just the best way she knows how. Pray for us all.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
The Spring of the Plague by Zenthisoror reviews
When Konoha ninja return from investigating one of Orochimaru's laboratories, they bring back a devastating strain of chakra bacterium - Kimimaro's sickness developed into a bioweapon. As Naruto and his surviving friends struggle to live in Plague-stricken Konoha, Madara plots, an anti-ninja cult demands repentance, and, in the midst of it all, Sasuke seeks a perfect revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,394 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Neji H. - Complete
Jealousy by AKissAndAGunshot reviews
Soifon dwells on the one rival she can never hope to defeat. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Suì-Fēng, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Identity Theft is a Serious Problem by G-POW reviews
Eh? Kaka-sensei's got amnesia? Wait, when did he get a perm? Wait, what's with the sweets fetish? Wait, are you sure you're Kaka-sensei? Eh? Who the hell are you? EH?
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Gintoki S.
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3716 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Shedding Skins by Sugarflier reviews
Linus Ferrie, a beginning trainer, wants to become the greatest trainer the world has ever seen, and really believes he can do it. Naive little Linus doesn't know what training is actually like and thinks it's all fun and games. Someone's in for a rude awakening.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,705 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - OC - Complete
This Can't Be Happening! by Kismahaz reviews
What if Kakashi used his magekyou sharingan on Kakuzu and Hidan? And what if the portal that Kakashi opens, sends Kakuzu and Hidan to a different reality and what if that reality was ours? AU story. Also involves an OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,309 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan
In Utopia, Nowhere by Serymn reviews
"You will learn how to destroy worlds and make them anew, and be god, creator, overlord. You will become me, I will live in you, until we finally watch the first dawn alight our new world." [Madara and Obito spend a long, long time in that world of genjutsu. Chapter 606, expanded.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U. - Complete
The Resilience of Time by Mnsk reviews
Before his death, Nagato destroys his Rinnegan to keep it out of certain dangerous hands. Infuriated, Uchiha Obito actives a legendary seal that resets time and all its events, but he didn't count on Konoha's Orange Ninja remembering everything. Time travel on an epic scale. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,972 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Just One Moment by Praetor of Rome reviews
On the first night of Reyna's quest to return the Athena Parthenos to Camp Half-Blood, Nico and Reyna start to talk...and find out that they have more in common than they realized.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Nico A., Reyna R. - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 4,482 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Professor's Journey by AlphaEph19 reviews
When the barrier overloads during the Hokage's fight with Orochimaru, he ends up at Hogwarts with no idea how to get back home. Will the Hokage be able to help Harry Potter save the wizarding world from TWO immortal, snake-obsessed villains? HP, Year 2
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,355 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Hiruzen S.
Odd Couples by Simply Christian reviews
A collection of oneshots between characters who do not interact very often. NO PAIRINGS. Full chapter list and story details are on my profile page. Chapter 24: "Weirdness." Komamura is surprised to find out that he is not the strangest individual the Gotei 13 has ever had.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - G.S. Yamamoto, G. Ichimaru, Shunsui K., K. Zaraki
What's in a Name? by Moczo reviews
Tired of the effort of choosing all the names for new teams at Beacon, Professor Ozpin acquires a new piece of software intended to make things a little easier on the staff. He probably should have done a little more window shopping first.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ozpin, Glynda Goodwitch, Roman Torchwick - Complete
Reversal by Reily96 reviews
Vaati kidnaps Zelda. What's unusual actually occurs when someone kidnaps Zelda right from under Vaati's nose! The wind mage finds himself in the unique situation of having to be Zelda's savior, if only for the moment. Romantic comedy-Vaati/Zelda-NOT OOC
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,230 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - [Vaati, Zelda] - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 1,992 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
General Grievous' revenge by robar56 reviews
General Grievous didn't die in Episode 3. Instead the gruesome General is on the run from the empire and tries to get his power back. Story starts in episode 3 and continues till after Episode 6.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,776 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/12/2009 - General Grievous, Luke S.
Daybreak: Part I by DigitalTart reviews
One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 318,384 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Seven, Itachi U. - Complete
Obito's Excellent Adventure by WDW reviews
Obito Uchiha was supposed to die a hero's death. But desperation and dimension warping doujutsu were never meant to be combined, and the results send him somewhere- or somewhen- he didn't expect. The Sandaime finds a solution to two of his problems, and Naruto Uzumaki gains an older brother. [A time travel fic] [hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,568 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Broken by azfaerydust reviews
Familyfic/angst/humor - Two damaged souls, 17 year old Kakashi and 3 year old Naruto find a way to heal each other and become a family. Read as they overcome their pain and face a new life full of promise and hope. How will this change Naruto and Kakashi? Watch the boy grow to be a strong shinobi and face the world that had turned against him. Some action and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 184,885 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Ayame - Complete
The Luddites Were Right by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
Zouken tries his hand at video games. Dredged from the dim, dark recesses of my old story posts on Beast's Lair, and dubiously reanimated for your reading pleasure - much like its protagonist.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Zouken M. - Complete
Oasis by Renaerys reviews
The world is ravaged by an unknown disease, and the Infected patrol the realm of night hunting survivors. In this hell on earth, three unlikely people forge an alliance out of necessity. One seeks death, one seeks companionship, and one seeks an escape. Kimimaro. Ino. Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,949 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Ino Y., Kimimaro, Deidara
Happy Riniversary by Moczo reviews
Post-UBW Good. Rin Tohsaka's first ever anniversary is rapidly approaching, and she has a few big problems. First, how does one get an anniversary present for the King of Knights? Second, if one's chosen present is stolen by one's evil rival from Finland, how far should one go to get it back?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Rin T. - Complete
Inaccurate Legends by Midnakdak reviews
Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Legendary Athlete by FalconPain reviews
A trainer successfully captures Mewtwo against his will with intent to train him for... the Pokéathlon? Will Mewtwo be able to adjust? What about his teammates? Will he ever regain his freedom? And most importantly, what was his trainer thinking?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Mewtwo
The World According To Mewtwo by complex-manifold reviews
N is traveling to get exposed to new ideas. As he explores the Cerulean Cave, he meets several interesting residents, equally interesting explorers, and a world that very much doesn't want to be changed...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Mewtwo - Complete
The Scorpion's Sting by Wandering the Arid Sea reviews
AU. Orochimaru's 'resignation' from the Akatsuki and the resulting fallout is more intense than in canon, resulting in chance meeting between Sasori and a young Naruto in a changing world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,028 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Raised a Criminal by DiscipleOfAnime reviews
Naruto is kidnapped the night of the Kyuubi attack, but the Kyuubi is not sealed in him, but in his twin sister. Both Minato and Kushina are alive and Kakuzu gets ahold of the newborn Naruto and trains him. Ch. 38 Brawl in the Desert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 324,550 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi
For the Sake of a World Without Lies by Fangking2 reviews
A world without lies...That is a good world to fight for. This is the continuation of a tale...of a man who died for such a world. Oh, by the way. This hero proved himself before his death to be...Not such a bad guy after all.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,209 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Kisame H., Shirō E.
A Battle with a Mary-Sue by Galefire reviews
Yet another Mary-Sue has climbed Mount Silver to challenge Red with her team of immortal, fake and shiny Pokèmon, and trust me, he's had enough. So this time, things are going to be a little different. That's right, he's going to have a little fun. Two-Shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
One Little Misfit by Skeren Dreamera reviews
For some reason, nobody ever sat Obito down and asked him why he was always late, just like they never asked him why he wore goggles all the time. If they had, they might have been stunned by the simplicity of his answers, and everything would have made just a little bit more sense.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Gateway Book? by Lucillia reviews
For some, it would seem that reading Jiraiya's works leads to undesirable behavior. When Sai finds Jiraiya's only non-pornographic work at the library, there are a couple of small misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Idiots of Zero by General RTS reviews
RvB Crossover. A series of oneshots where the RedvsBlue cast are sent into the world of zero no tsukaima to be Louise's familiar. First up the line, Sarge.
Crossover - Halo & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Louise
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 3,003 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Mnemonic by kaminari chou reviews
Memory is fleeting, but true friendships should last longer. ... Right? An ominous prophecy foretells the past coming to haunt the present. These heroes will need all the strength they can muster. ALWAYS ACCEPTING OCS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,741 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011
The Lost Arts by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. In another world, the shinobi arts of ninjutsu and genjutsu are nothing but bedtime stories that parents tell their children. But when Konoha faces almost certain annihilation, its only hope may be the power that most believe is only myth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,028 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Easy To See by Schwan reviews
"Their eyes meet. The connection is made. He knows her. She knows him. As the two pass, she takes her hand out of her pocket and places it on top of his head. And as they part ways, they are both easy to see." A one-shot about the similarities between Naruto and Anko.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M., Hiruzen S. - Complete
What if Almost Everybody was Shirou's Servant by Mereo Flere reviews
Shirou broke Heaven's Feel by accidentally summoning six servants.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,618 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Shirō E., Rider
Broken Mirror by Moofy-Fan reviews
When Selim Bradley is killed by his father, he strikes a deal with Truth. Now stuck in another demention, inside a Selim that is not himself, he's on the run in a world far more dangerious than he's ever had to deal with before. Anime/Manga crossover.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 89,122 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Pride, Selim B. - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Torikaeru by Morta's Priest reviews
Naruto is dead. Minato is alive. A monstrous exchange has taken place. The loss of a jinchūriki sends events into chaotic disarray as a distraught Fourth attempts to re-adapt to life without any of his family. To find the reason for the switch and to prevent a war, the Third forms a remarkable team...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 169,461 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Minato N.
A Delivery to the Sky by MangoKat reviews
COMPLETE! Part 3 of The Postman series. Ghirahim is planning something big that will affect both the sky and land but makes the mistake of disrupting one of The Postman's deliveries. What he didn't realize was that The Postman would follow him even to the sky.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,384 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - the Postman, Ghirahim - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Pokémon When by Midori12 reviews
How strongly do you feel about Pokémon? Do you sometimes wish your dog could breathe fire? Or exactly how much do you know about Pokémon? Did you know that Rhydon was actually the first Pokémon ever created? I'm obsessed with Pokémon. How about you? Edit 11/13/12: Added five more entries.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
Hunger Pangs by The Lady Avaritia reviews
Orochimaru often forgot the most basic things like food and sleep, and it had become Jiraiya's responsibility to check on him and ensure that he wasn't passed out from hunger in his laboratory. Jiraiya and Orochimaru friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Stopping The Storm by ARCEUS-master reviews
His hatred of Life and Humanity at its peak, Mewtwo has created an apocalyptic storm to reshape the world. However this doesn't go unnoticed as Rayquaza sets out to stop this outrageous action. Who shall emerge victorious in this titanic heaven-shaking battle?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47,715 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Mewtwo, Rayquaza - Complete
Out of the Shadows by AlphaEph19 reviews
Shikamaru went to great lengths to avoid reaching his potential. But what if he had to choose between avoiding trouble, and growing strong to protect his friends? From out of the shadows, a new light will appear. Starts canon, ends very AU. *COMPLETE* *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,186 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Naruto: Bijuu Chronicles by YetAnotherAnon reviews
Bijuus were not simply self-conscious chakra constructs as ninja believed, but complex beings with complex origins. Some were as blindly malevolent as expected, while others were gifted with a keen mind. How does this affect Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 195,367 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
The Shadow of Honour Part 4: Hero's Legacy by Joran
Final part in the series, sequel to part 3: Attack of the Innocents. This is it. Dark Link's final stand. He has lost his power and become a mortal. He has terrorized the land for so long, what more could he do? His final plan could be the worst one yet.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,218 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
As White as Blood by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori of the Red Sand didn't turn into the mass murdering member of the infamous criminal organisation known as the Akatsuki overnight. It took a lot of time and a lot of living. The entire life of Sasori of the Red Sand. Eventual SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 256,926 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Frostbite by Tucagwathiel reviews
The morning Haku found Naruto alone and asleep, he didn't wake him up. His decision will change the future of Team 7 forever. Featuring male!Haku because, you know, he's a guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Naruto U., Haku
How to be a Villain by MangoKat reviews
COMPLETE! Part 2 of The Postman series. Link is overcome by guilt and is looking to right what he's done. Meanwhile The Postman is working for Ganondorf and will the Gerudo King succeed in winning over his loyalty?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,579 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - the Postman, Ganondorf - Complete
True Heroes by littledustbunny reviews
The fourth Shinobi world war was finally over and Uchiha Itachi only had three more days as a living dead. This is how you end a century old feuding between the Senju and the Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Purple and Pink by Lessica reviews
A one-shot featuring Rider from Fate/stay night as Louise's familiar. Minor spoilers if you don't know Rider's true identity.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rider, Louise - Complete
Tales of the Leaves by Soraya the All Speaker reviews
Stories and secrets of Konoha, dreams and whispers, tears and laughter. A collection of drabbles, mostly Tsu/Jir but there are others. Daily Update, completed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 365 - Words: 362,950 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
In the Wrong Hands by vanila-chan reviews
When the wrong people are given the ability to time travel... Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hiruzen S., Orochimaru - Complete
The Obsession by Desert.Moon reviews
Takara grew up hearing tales of "the child-monster," who ate small, badly behaving children. The day she turned six, she discovered that the child-monster was actually a child: Gaara. Now, an unhealthy obsession has been born...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 203,331 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
A Postman's Tale: A Letter for Ganondorf by MangoKat reviews
COMPLETE! Villain's must receive mail, right? This is the story of one of The Postman's misadventures during another war with Ganondorf.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,749 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 3/26/2007 - the Postman, Ganondorf - Complete
Pokemon 0 by Afroshock reviews
The Amber Act is a law that makes impoverished or academically failing kids into Pokemon Trainers. This story tracks the adventures and life of one such Trainer who learns he's no different from the Pokemon has has to catch and raise.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,120 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For by Kelaria reviews
A bumbling Stormtrooper, a passive-aggressive Sith Lord, and a mysterious Nerf herder save the galaxy from the forces of evil!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,053 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Another Vader Redemption Fic by Kelaria reviews
Anakin saves himself from the Dark Side in the most ridiculous way imaginable...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,979 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Akina Chronicles: Book 2 Crimson & Clover by MangekyoMarie reviews
SEQUEL! Continue on following my OC's life without her lover/comrade Itachi Uchiha. What will she do with her heart broken from his betrayal? Will she find the meaning to her power of the Black Rose Kekkei Genkai, or will it kill her first? ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,773 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A change in scenery by akela83 reviews
Naruto is strong, smart, popular and a true prodigy… too bad he had to die to save the village and now finds himself in a different world where he isn’t any of this things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,650 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Naruto U.
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3581 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Ripples of Destiny by EliadS reviews
Sequel to the Point of Divergence. Naruto's secrets are out in the open. With Suna's fall and Konoha's survival the ninja world stands on the brink of war. Konoha must adapt to this new reality, while the other villages and their enemies lurk in waiting
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,151 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki for President by gonyonomaru reviews
Have you ever wondered what the USA would be like if the Akatsuki members came to power?It would be quite interesting... They are, after all, S-Ranked criminal ninjas. Will America ever be the same? Each character gets their own chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
The Three from the Rain Village by ncfan reviews
What if Yahiko, Nagato and Konan had followed Jiraiya back to Konoha? A series of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 25,144 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Nagato, Konan
Mother Dearest by meltinglacier reviews
She tapped her lips with long, well-manicured nails as she waited for his response. For some reason, Blaise had always thought of them as claws. At times, when the light hit them right, he could almost see blood gleaming under them. — Blaise's mother has her own snake tattoo.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Blaise Z., Lust - Complete
The Shadow of Honour 3: Attack of the Innocents by Joran
Continuation of Part 2 'War'. Death is supposed to be permanent, isn't it? With his supposed demise, Dark Link has begun his tirade once again. As a living shadow, he shall move toward his goal and corrupt the innocent to get it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,949 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 3,845 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
The Point of Divergence by EliadS reviews
Sasuke died during the battle in the Land of the Waves and the Narutoverse is changed forever. But how radically will one divergence in fate effect the entire Shinobi world? Read and find out. AU, Slight NaruIno, Spoilers from the advanced mangaverse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 374,259 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 4,615 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Trapped by TealTerror reviews
The essence of airbending is freedom. You cannot use it if you are trapped. AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,542 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Azula, Iroh - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shadow of Honour Part 2: War by Joran reviews
Sequel to"The Shadow of Honour Part 1:Discovery (Formerly Link meets his Darkness)". Dark Link is defeated and the kingdom is at peace. But is everything as it seems? It has been five years since Dark Link's defeat. A strange vigilante and Dark Link's haunting last words linger in mind.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
Why Shinobi Shouldn't Read Fanfiction by Emerald Tiara reviews
A clear example of the chaos caused by ninjas finding fanfiction. What happens when a group of Konoha shinobi are intorduced to the horror that is Mitsuki, the MarySue?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,244 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Shadow of Honour Part 1: Discovery by Joran reviews
(Formerly Link Meets His Darkness) Who is Dark Link, really? An evil apparition created by Ganondorf? Or something else? Something unexpected? What will Link find out about his dark reflection and about himself?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
THE CHOSEN TRILOGY: BOOK I: The Rocket Four by Epicocity reviews
One year after Ash and his friends banded together to stop Giovanni of Team Rocket, something new has arrived in the form of a group known as The Rocket Four. Ash must train under Arceus to become the Chosen One. But there are dark secrets in Mt. Coronet
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,275 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
The Ultimate OC Form by Animemonger reviews
Always wanted to make an OC story and have no idea where to start with the form? Maybe you submit an OC and wonder why it gets passed over? well your answers are here within this form! Details on how to make Good OC's and to make them stand above the rest
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2010
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5904 - Favs: 9,205 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Red vs Blue: The Gensokyo Chronicles by TK3997 reviews
Sense: expect little. There is really no rational explanation for this fic beyond sheer boredom and possible humor value.
Crossover - Halo & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,775 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009
Humane Studies by Itallia reviews
That wasn’t POSSIBLE. You don’t just throw a knife and have it go straight through a metal gun from that distance. The accuracy and power that would take…And these were just KIDS. What in the world was going on? Naruto in our world, Noncrack. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,309 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
Sweetened Ramen by Tsubasa8 reviews
When the Go-Ninja come to Konoha village there can be only one possible outcome - chaos. Gintama/Naruto Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Endless Dream by Pata Hikari reviews
A change has occurred in Heaven's Feel 5. A loophole. A different Servant has been called. She has two goals. Save her sister, and stop her Servant. (Discontinued)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,005 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki in Hogwarts by Arishandera reviews
For some unexplained reason, the Akatsuki are now professors. The goal is not to kill, maim, or capture, but to teach. S-Rank Missing Nin are surprisingly effective, yet unorthodox, teachers. Crack, yet very much believable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Broken Tool by Jonohex reviews
Haku is alive, barely, after the battle at the bridge. With his master, Zabuza, dead and a team of vengeful hunter ninja close on his trail can he hope to last long? Haku X female OC. Please read & review, all comments and advice are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 169,172 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Haku, Inari, OC - Complete
The Pawn by Pechark reviews
A story where Grievous survived his encounter with ObiWan on Utapau. Third and final chapter will have Darth Vader vs. General Grievous! R&R appreciated. Third chapter is now up!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete