Author has written 5 stories for Mamotte! Lollipop, Rags, Pokémon, and Fairy Tales.
Hi, I'm Torii, 16 years old. I live somewhere in Texas.
I love writing, it a lovely passion of mine. I have thousands of unfinished stories that really need to be completed. I think the reason I love writing is because I have such an active imagination and I needed a way to express it. When I was younger I would always play pretend to the point where I couldn't tell what was reality anymore. Then my good friend Rachel said I should try writing and I've been writing ever since. I also love to read. My favorite genres are fantasy, romance, and action. For instance the Gallagher Girls series, Divergent, and Hush, Hush.
Personality: Awesome (its a personality) nice, and during class quiet as a mouse
Origin: Asian (Philippines) ;)
Clubs: Drama, Art, Band, Interact, and One-Act play.
Drama club: Actress.. (finally got the nerve to get on stage! UPGRADE!!!)
Loves: Writing, Reading, hanging out with friends, watching anime, and reading manga
Favorite Anime: Soul Eater, Ouran HighSchool Host Club, Fairy Tail and Maid-sama
Favorite Manga: Fairy Tail and Gakuen Alice
ok... so I've grown as a writer ever since I became a freshman and now I'm a sophomore. After reading all my stories over, I realized how horrible I wrote them in so to fix that I will start fresh, revise all the stories and try again. If you have any problems, SHOVE IT, because I'm starting over and for my first decent story it will be called A CHANGE.
Our Play in drama To See The Stars is advancing to regoinals. Wish us good luck you guys. We're pretty awesome.
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon, so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
79/100 stupid things that I have done: Marked in bold (Ouch... Thats a lot)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer night-time over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.(but if it's based on a true story then I'm getting the hell out)
You love to break the rules.
You are polite at times.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you generally don't hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you. (how am I supposed to know?)
You always follow the rules.
I'm a strong Fire! Yes!
What do you have:
Full size/Queen bed
Go shopping at least once a week
Parents have a car
Home cooked meal almost everyday
HOW CUTE ARE YOU?
You have blue/green eyes. (I wish I did though)
What YOU think is cute:
Multiply how many you got by 4.
Whoa... I didn't know I was so... CUTE!
THE SEXY TEST!
You have been called sexy
You receive heaps of attention at parties
You have asked someone whether they are single or not
You wear exposing clothes
You wear bikinis (sometimes)
You have watched Sex in the City
You have gone out with someone
You do cheerleading or dance
You are considered popular or a TC
You frequently wear short shorts
Make-up is a major part of your look
You love sport or love watching the opposite gender playing sport
You know of people who like you
You have kissed a guy before
You have been ‘whistled’
You have considered being a model (when I was four... DX)
You hardly ever get A’s
You must have a fake spray-tan
You are rather skinny
You find this test sexy (hell yes xD)
NOW, multiply the amount you got by 5, and add a percent sign!
13x5 = 65% sexy LoL sounds legit
LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME(there is no particular order)
Then answer the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
(Paul) Dawn's room is on the second floor third door on the left.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?
(Misty) I told you 5 more minutes, chick!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
(Drew/Ash) That's not going to last long, just wait til May and Misty find out.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
(Gold) Run... Run very far away...
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
(Blue) *Throw sand on her and run* HAHA
Number 7 confessed to be part of your family?
(Kystal) *hugs her tightly* We are now sisters!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
(Dawn) I told you to RUN! Gold was cooking. GOLD!!!
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
(Ash) *steals his hat* MIIISTY!!!!! Ash said you had fat ankles!!!!!!!
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Gary... eh... I'm not surprised. *shrugs*
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Paul would probably say I was being stupid, but then assassinate them in secret.
You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
May freaks out for a while then goes and runs for help.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Misty. Would give me a kick ass gym battle because I begged and pleaded for one.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Get us the hell out of there.
You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
It's Gold. He was probably the one daring me to do it.
You're about to marry number 10. What is 1's reaction?
Paul would simply look at me then say, "You're an idiot." and proceed to walk off.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Krystal would take me out for ice cream or coffee as we sit and talk sit about him.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Knowing Ash, he would probably join the tournament as a friendly rivalry to motivate me.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Gary. Smirk? Chuckle? IDK
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He always glares at me and disapproves of Dawn hanging out with me. But I have NO IDEA why!
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
(May, Ash) OMG PUNCH ME IN THE GUT AND RIP OUT MY ENTRAILS!!!! SHE BETTER BE IN A CONCUSSION OR SOMETHING TO MAKE HER ACT LOOPY!
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
Misty. No... Just. NO
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
(Drew, Ash) That this is some elaborate scheme.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
(Gold, Blue) Well Gold wouldn't but Blue would probably kiss Gold to get Gary jealous.
Number 6 appears to be a player and is breaking many hearts. What do you do?
I'd tell Blue that even though she's just doing this to get Gary's attention, he will only think lowly of her. So she should just tell him how she feels.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes through your mind?
Krystal. She's either looking at how cool it is or how bad it looks.
Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
(Dawn) I'd tell her just to wait, because a certain someone is trying to gain the courage to come up to her and ask her out.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an email. Now what?
(Ash) Ash, there is some out there, really close, that is willing to accept your feels unlike me.
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
(Green, Paul) *Busts out laughing* I SO DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!!!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
(Misty, Drew) Cooking up a full proof plan to seduce Ash and May.
Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
(Paul, Blue) Nope Lol!
Would 2 trust 5?
(Nay, Gold) Hmmmm... sometimes.
Number 4 is bored and starts poking 10. What happens after that?
(Drew, Gary) Gary tells him to stop multiple time, but Drew persists until Gary turns and smacks him.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
(Gold, Paul) Athletics
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
(Blue and Misty) Fretechinii (Idk its italian)
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
(Krystal, Ash) Idk why but I see them as CEOs of a big company.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
(Dawn, Gold) Yeah! Dawn's amazing with hair!
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
(Ash, Blue) Eh.. No, because one Ash is oblivious to everything and he'd probably draw everyone.
10 and 9 are blushing as they talk. What is their conversation about?
(Gary, Ash) Gary tells Ash he doesn't have the balls to ask out Misty and Ash tells him he shouldn't be talking because Blue is still single.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
(Paul, Gary) It wouldn't have been accidental...
2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF, but 9 got it? What would happen?
(May, Ash) Ash would be very awkward and blush a lot.
5 and 6 did a workout together?
(Gold, Blue) The competition won't end until they both pass out.
6 notices that he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party?
Blue would come anyways.
7 won the lottery?
Krystal would split it with everyone.
8 had quite a big secret?
(Dawn) She..loves Paul?
9 became a singer?
Ash. HA make another joke!
What would 1 think of 2?
(Paul, May) Probably as a klutz
What would make 10 scared of 1?
(Gary, Paul) Paul's ability to intimidate others well.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. (X)
You love jeans. (X)
Dogs are better than cats. (X)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (X)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (X)
Shopping is torture. (X)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box. (X)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (X)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (X)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (X)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. (X)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. (X)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Sometimes) (X)
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours. (X)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (X)
Sports are fun. (X)
Talk with food in your mouth. (X)
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (X)
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice. (X)
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.(X)
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery. (X)
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (X)
You were in gymnastics/dance. (X)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should. (X)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (X)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume (X)
You love the movies. (X)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (X)
Like being the star of every thing.
Lookie there, I'm a tomboy :D
90 of people do not listen to real music anymore, they have moved onto rap. If you are still one of the ten percent that do, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think these things are annoying and stupid copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have an annoyingly humongous vocabulary copy and paste this on your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile
If you have ever eaten something utterly disgusting on accident, and then realized it right afterward and tried to spit it out, copy and paste this on your profile
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are).
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN a lot so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.(guy clothes are just comfortable...)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
its ok to cry
Female Comebacks Guys...Don't let this happen to you.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt? Women: Seeing your face? Yes, yes it did.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
AQUARIUS - The Slut
(1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict
(2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Cool One
(7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing; however, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... you might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER - The Smart One.
(6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
(11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA - The Partner for Life
9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CAPRICORN - The Cute One
(12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
(10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI - The Liar
(5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
Which Eeveelution Are You?
[x] You are cute
[x] You love to play
] You don’t like getting into fights
] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it
[x] You have a best friend forever
[x] You love your best friend very much
[ ] You don’t say bad words
[x] Most people love you
[ ] You are youngest of all your siblings(I'm actually the oldest)
[x] You like to wish upon a star
] You have lots of stuffed animals
[x] You can swim
] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week
[x] You hate racism
[x] Someone has said that you are hot
[x] You are very social
[x] You don’t spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV
[x] You enjoy sleeping
[ ] You know most of your neighbors’ names
[x] You can speak in another language than English
[ ] You visit social places (such as concerts,theaters,etc.) more than 1 time a week
[ ] People call you a “smiley face”
[x] You LOVE spending time in the water
[x] You are a street kid
[ ] You have been in an accident
[ ] You usually get into street fights
[ ] Your favorite kind of music is rap
[x] You have been shocked by electricity
[x] You seriously need to get a life
[x] People say you’re too egotistic
[x] You have tried gangsta style
[x] You try to be really cool
[x] You really want someone
[x] Last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone
[x] You hate something right now
[x] You are kind of a hothead
[x] People try to calm you down
[x] When you want something, you won’t stop until you get it
[x] You are seriously waiting for something right now
[x] You annoy people
[x] You like cartoon villains more than heroes
[x] You would like to have red eyes
[x] You were born in summer or spring
[x] You can think of crazy things
[x] You have burned something
[x] Things around you are stupid
[x] You didn’t/don’t like your life at a moment
[x] You believe in magic
[ ] Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you
[x] You really love someone
[x] You believe in love at first sight
] You haven’t tried to smoke, drugs or drink alcohol
[x] You are a goody-goody……
[x] ……or average
[x] You get injured easily
[x] People don’t really get you (Only my best friends do)
[x] You MUST do something right now
[ ] You are like a psychic
] You have great sight
[x] You love the dark.
[x] you like to wear/see/use the color black.
[x] glow in the dark stickers are cool.
[x] you are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance.
[x] you look out for yourself at times.
[x] you have or would like to have a Umbreon in your Pokemon games.
] you are terrifyingly silent.
] you have eyes that make people timid or afraid.
[x] you have helped or been helped by someone but never said ‘you’re welcome’ or ‘thank you’. (On accident...)
[ ] you are somewhat of a loner.
[x] you love to go out in the night.
[x] You have excellent vision in dark places.
[x] Fall or spring is one of your favorite seasons.
] you adore the color green.
[x] you love flowers but choose not to pick them.
[ ] clean, green and pristine is your way of life.
[x] animals adore you and you adore them.
[ ] you are a very peaceful person.
[x] you care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all.
[x] you enjoy longs walk in nature or the woods.
[ ] you are a vegetarian.
] your eyes are or you wish for them to be green.
] you really can’t stand cold days.
[x] people really love to be around you.
[ ] Winter days are your favourite days.
] Cold weathers don’t phase you with or without a jacket.
[x] You have (or wish to have) amazingly snow white or light blue eyes.
] You live in a place where it’s cold all year round.
] Hot days are your most hated time of any week.
[x] You don’t mind cold foods.
[ ] You have once used a cold joke during cold times.
[x] You adore very much the colour white.
[x] You take long walks in the snow.
[ ] You have a cold personality.
[ ] People can’t really call onto you for sympathy.
[ ] You have heard the song Cold by Crossfade.
Highest: FLAMEON!!!! (Fricken AWESOME!!!)
Low: Glaceon... (the polar opposites)
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.
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