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Hi there! I'm Amy, I love South Park, Glee, anime and Family Guy. I love to write stories and there mostly gonna be about Kyman and Stendy. I also, love talking to new people and making new friends!

Favorite Couples:

South Park:

1. Kyman

2. Creek

3. Candy

4. Stendy

5. Cutters

6. Style

7. Stanman

8. K2


I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm Bi so I MUST think everyone I see is hot

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegeterian

I'm a TREE HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff

I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DON'T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm Scottish, so I MUST wear a kilt.

I'M MENTALLY-HANDICAPPED, so I MUST not have a chance at life.

I'm Dutch, so I MUST wear clogs.

I HAVE TATTOO(S), so I MUST be a low class bum.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST never be sober.

I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring

I'm good with computers so I MUST be a nerd/gee

I'm a BLOND so, I MUST be stupid.

I have BLACK hair so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GINGER so I MUST not have a soul

I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST be obnoxious.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.


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I'm Falling For the Bad Boy in School by Riahchu reviews
There's a new girl coming to South Park, the gang is in their teenage years. What will see look like? Who will be her friends? And most importantly who will she fall in love with? And is Cartman in love with Kyle? South Park love story. Rated T for cussing... And the many deaths of Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,944 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Craig T. - Complete
My Boyfriend is Pregnant? by SmoshPhanGrrl reviews
Tweek is pregnant.Craig is the daddy.What will he do about the baby?When will he tell Craig?What will Craig think?What will his parents think?That's a lot of pressure for a 17 year old boy.I no own South Park. Rated T for Mpreg,Swearing&Talk Of Sex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Reap And Sow by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Hey Bunny fans-Miss me? CHAPTER FOURTEEN IS HERE! Kenny, in the midst of terrors and horrors and general badass-ory, is doing his best to save Butters. You'll be surprised by what awaits our hero this time... !Warning: Sitting on the Edge of the Seat Can be Dangerous, So Buckle Up for this Tolkien-Inspired Ride!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,469 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S.
I'm Just A Killer For Your Love by StalkerDex reviews
Eric Cartman is struggling with mental illness and his desire for Kyle. Kyle is struggling with his love for Stan. Craig is attracted to Cartman and Clyde wants Craig...what will happen? Mental illness/character death involved.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,769 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
GleeVentures at Hogwarts by Izzygrace reviews
What would happen if all the Glee kids were students at Hogwarts? Gryffindors: Finn, Rory, Quinn, Mike, and Sam. Hufflpuffs: Brittany, Kurt, Tina, Sugar. Slytherins:Santana, Rachel, Puck, and Lauren. Ravenclaws: Artie, Mercedes and Blaine!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,555 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E.
Seasons of Love by Luna-is-Loony reviews
AU Kurt transfers to Dalton a year early after being bullied out of McKinley. He falls in love with Blaine, the lead for the Warblers who happens to be straight. Things change when they try out for RENT and start spending some time together...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,204 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Kenny Sees All by russgirl reviews
Kenny after coming back from being dead some time in his junior year of high school, sees something that none of the South Park kids saw coming. Read along as he as an outside observer watches the drama unfold in the last two years of school. Slash!Kyman!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,968 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
xSecond Chancex by xichxliebexdichx reviews
Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Before He Cheats by Angelic Guardian reviews
While cheating on a test, Cartman accidentally discovers Kyle's secret. Kyle is willing to do whatever it takes to keep Cartman's mouth shut. After all, it's better to risk your dignity than a lifelong friendship, right?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,744 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman, Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Falling from Grace by jusAgurl93x reviews
Cartman Gets a StepFather, who later becomes verbally and physically abbusive to both him and his mom. Cartman has a hard time dealing with it, and starts going down the wrong road in his life, Can Kyle Save him before its too late?CartmanXKyle SLASH
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 200,343 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Christmas Time In South Park reviews
Note: I know that Christmas is a a longer time from now, story is a lot better than summary, re-posted! It's Christmas time in South Park and for the boys now 13 the magic is fading away. But, what happens when everything they could ever wish for is about to come true? And they have the best Christmas they've ever had! Includes Mr. Hankey! Couples: Kyman, Stendy and more!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman