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Joined 06-14-11, id: 2988626, Profile Updated: 04-08-13
Author has written 6 stories for Invader Zim, Total Drama series, Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

My name is Edward Willford Cainam

I am known as the sikeokilla

Feel free to call me whatever you like. Though I prefer to go by Edward if you take the trouble of actually reading this.

I enjoy reading fanfiction, writing my messages as if they were letters, attempting to create art as well as literature, and bathing in the blood of my enemies.

Hell-bound and not giving it a second thought

The sikeokilla

EWC


This is just for the fans of my number one hero. It's one of my favorite quotes.

"Sometimes...
You can cry until there is nothing wet in you.
You can scream and curse to where you're throat rebels and ruptures.
You can pray, all you want, to whatever god you think will listen.
And still it makes no difference.
It goes on with no sign as to when it might release you.
And you know that if it ever did relent...
It would not be because it cared.
- written in blood before everything went black."

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Let Go by SiriusAllPunked reviews
Marie is a suicidal California party girl who uses drugs and sex to get through her so-called-life. Double D is a shy Southern boy who believes that having a little is just enough. See full summery inside Rated M for content.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,609 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Edd, Marie
Social Norms by Cicilicious reviews
It has been brought to Zim's attention that he is unfamiliar with what is normal for humans. He plans to learn exactly what human teenagers do, and he wants Gaz to teach him.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Gaz, Zim
New Perspective by TheDarkNightOwl reviews
"'Guess you're right. Can't go on without the keychain you lost from 4th grade, now can you?" She breathed out in a smooth sarcastic manner. A giggle was not what she was expecting at all. Could Nazz not see that she was trying to play the bad girl role? Did the whole "I don't care" attitude go right over her pretty little head? (Marie/Nazz possible future pairings)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Marie, Nazz, Kankers
Ed Edd n' Eddy: Senior Year by Mr. Alaska reviews
People say things change when you get older. But for Ed Edd n' Eddy, some things never change, even when you're a senior. Follow along as the Eds try to survive senior year... Or more importantly, survive the Kankers. Mainly Edd/Marie. More Later. R&R!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,877 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edd, Marie
Fool Proof by Aneirin reviews
Zim discovers the fatal flaw in his plans for world conquest: himself. He sees all of his errors. And he fixes them. his new plan can't fail, especially when there's a certain human on his side. Genre may change, Rating will change.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,620 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Zim, Gaz
My Doomed World by pureflowersand2684 reviews
Life is having a blast in ruining Gaz's day. Dib is annoying, and her GameSlave is dead, and our four favorite aliens and SIR units have just brought the world's end with a sleeping bomb. Eight years later she wakes up to find her planet destroyed and the human population almost extinct. Did I also mention she has to become a slave to the new Tallest? XD Truths and Dares please!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/7/2011 - [Zim, Gaz] Red, OC
The Game of Doom by RavenFollower13 reviews
AU Story. Every hundred years the Rokniks come to collect contenders from multiple planets to play in a death game for their own amusement, broadcasted for anyone who wants to watch all over the universe. There are no rules. Let the games begin.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,462 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Gaz, Zim
Forfeit by Scary Spikender reviews
Four years later, and the Eds are still tortured and beaten on a daily basis. This time, however, they will finally try to find solutions to their problems, which grow worse by the day.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 139,946 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Eds - Complete
Partners In Crime by NicktheDragon reviews
ZimXGaz. Gaz hates humans, just can't stand them anymore. Zim is missing from skool, making Dib more annoying than usual. What will happen? Set in future in high skool .
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,927 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
My Lil' Secret by LoveOneLoveAll reviews
When Irken Gaz runs away, someone unexpected swoops in and ruins everything... in a good way? ZAGR! :D oh and, WARNING! OOC!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 45,316 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Doom Pig Die by Triggerpup reviews
Hey, not gone, just a little reworked. Changed the summary. AU. Gaz & Dib have grown up into as average a pair of young adults the Membranes could possibly hope to be. And now for something different.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaz, Zim
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Zim the Outcast reviews
AU ZAGR. Zim is an aimless earth dweller with few working plans and fewer friends. Gaz and Dib are the product of a mad-irken's dream of galactic conquest free of the tallest' shadows. Tak is an assassin with high ambitions. Computer, Skoodge, Gir, Mimi, and Minimoose are all themselves with slight twists on character design and background.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Zim, Gaz
Runaway Ed's reviews
Set in an alternate universe in which the Eds weren't raised in peach creek and the Kankers aren't trailer park sisters. Watch as the story unfolds.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eds, Kankers
Zim the Exile reviews
Alternate universe. Zim is exiled with his knowledge. Skooge and Tak are exiled with him. Gaz and Dib are going through high school when three aliens and their robots join the high school and create mayhem. ZimxGaz TakxDib ZitaxSkooge GirxMimi
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,635 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Zim, Gaz
How Johnny became Nny reviews
Self explanatory title.
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Jonny, Johnny C. - Complete
Total Drama Morgue reviews
An all new season with all new cast of characters. Back to the origional Island that's been turned into a graveyard. Read as the "corpses" sleep in coffins inside mausoleums, dig around graves, and eat chef's "food". What could be better TV?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011
Vagabond Zim comes home reviews
Zim was just avoiding his responsibilities he always knew it would come back to this place it always did in his head. But is it something he's looking for or someone... ZAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,235 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Zim, Gaz - Complete