Author has written 11 stories for 39 Clues, and Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel.
Hi! I'm hopecahill39! I really am glad that I can write fan fiction here. I love the 39 clues, Percy Jackson,Kane Chronicles,Artemis Fowl,and Jesus! I'm going to try to keep my fiction from K to K... So please enjoy and have fun with all of the fanfiction online!! :D
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
Total = 14
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
Total = 14
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
Percy Jackson Pledge
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever i'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grovers sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
Whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Thalia
When a friends afraid of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever someone gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
When a sister scolds her brother
I promise to remember Nico
When I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
When I look up at the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
When a limo passes my car
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.
Kurt is Evil. Evil is Kurt.- 39 Clues
Percy is Hot. Hot is Percy.- PJO
Dan is Ninja. Ninja is Dan.- 39 Clues
Fang is Emo. Emo is Fang.- Maximum Ride
I is Crazy. Crazy is I.- ME!!!
Girls are like Apples
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but
So the apples up top think something is wrong with them when in reality they
They have to wait for the right boy to come along who is brave enough to climb
u cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died (*sob*)
You wish Ian and Amy would just kiss and make up already! (Litarally)
Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Vesper spy sent to kill you (I shot a guy with a laser gun yelling "DIE VESPER DIE!")
You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom (Just about)
You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more... (Isabel Kabra, aliens and my little brother. Worst nightmare ever.)
Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (EVERYONE has a branch in my world)
Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above (Well IDK who they are but yeah...)
Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much (Even my dogs walk away.)
You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives (I never cared for it but I'm better at it)
You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...er, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing.
You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves)(Totally)
You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it vary well possibly could be real (I refuse to beleive so untill someone proves it!
Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (Ian and Amy every time)
You have a crush on one of the book characters (*whisper* Ian. I'M SORRY AMY! I'M ASHAMED! *sobs*)
You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs
You wish you could meet all the authors
You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!)
You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went (I'm not off to much of a start though...)
You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklen (Mr. Russert is a ( ) Vesper!)
You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized (As well as page 40 book 7)
You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?" (I'm a smart cookie!)
You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan (*grin*)
When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about (It's kind of fun...)
Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy (I made them a playlist)
You actually realized that Ian/Amy started likeing eachother the same way Hope/Author did (Yep. Life is funny that way)
You sepkulate as to who Irina's child's father is (I don't really want to think about it)
You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's to cool for that (And way to smart)
You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things (I made my own with push pins!)
You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does (I always said it)
The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues (Well on one computer. The other is a turtle eating a flower!)
You can give the title and colour of the books without thinking (Quiz me!)
You bought a book just because it was writen by one of the authors (At least read them)
You desperetly want to be in the movie (I'd give anything to play Amy)
You cheer every time someone says "39" (Hehe)
You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books (Lol no I'm not a Lucian.)
You say "go all Lucian" (Only to friends)
When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
23.REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:
1. We have cookies (Last I checked there was hot chocolate too!)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
9.You get to wear a white lab coat (ooh la la)
10.You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets (aka a blender and toaster.)
11.You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)
12.You get to wear creepy masks
13. Key word: POWER you get lots of it
14.All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. Did I just say that out loud?
15.We get a vacation unlike the Jedis
16.We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing(though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black)
17.We get to order our minons around
18.When no one is looking, we have funny faces contests
19.We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it
20.Sometimes, we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials
21.HOT BAD GUYS!!!
22.You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you.
"You're a Cahill too" -Amy Cahill Sword Thief
"Lovely" -Ian Kabra Sword Thief
"Trust people but keep your money in your sock." -Grace Cahill Beyond the Grave
"I think she likes it when I hold her hand, don't you Amy?" -Ian Kabra Black Circle
"Don't call me mum! It makes me sound old." -Isabel Kabra In Too Deep
"Sorry, her heart belongs to Ian Kabra" -Dan Cahill Vipers Nest
"I will never make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain, Get used to it" -Annabeth Chase Last Olympian
Thing that I fear I'm the only one who thinks/does
I think a waterproof iPod woud be awesome so I can listen to music in the shower/pool
Justin Bieber has no talent
The Vampire craze has gone too far
Justin Bieber has no talent!(if I spelled his name wrong, I don't really care.)
"Your Mom" jokes are old, gross and over-used
"That's what she said" Jokes are old, gross and over-used
If I hang my foot off the side of my bed it won't be there in the morning
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as an awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
Got a problem with me? Solve it
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe
Can't stand me? Sit down
Can't face me? Turn around
Love me? Great
Hate me? Even better
Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me
Don't like my style? Don't like yours
Don't know me? Don't judge me
Think u know me? You have NO idea!
I'm me. Hate it? Get over it Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you really like the Artemis Fowl series, the by all means, read on!
If you are a true fan, than you have read all the books in order, and the grafic novels.
You want them to make a movie and for you to be Artemis or Holly.(they said they'd make one, 10 years ago...)
You cried/almost cried when Julius Root *sniffle sniffle* died *sobb!*.
You hate Ark Sool with a fiery passion!!!!!!
You've watched Complex: Atlantis and keep trying to get to the part where it shows his eyes close up (by the way,try to pause it at 3:20, and one of his eyes are blue, the other, HOLLY'S!!).
You've watched Call Me Artemis Fowl and LOVED it!!!
You love No. 1 and think he's sooo cute!!!
You hope that they bring back Minerva Paradizo, because she is really awesome!
When you read the Atlantis Complex, you were like "D'arvit! Orion is going to ruin Holly and Artemis's relationship!!!
You can't wait till 2012, because that's when the real last book comes out, called The Last Gardian!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am the girl...
that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.(not exactly..)
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows, and is proud, to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different.
Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.
Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.
Music taught me how to live.
Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week.
(List some 39 Clues characters in a random order 1-7)
1.) So. What would you do if you if your school principal was (2)?
Well... PARTY! Cook good food! Do any darn thing!
2.) What would you do if you accidentally walked in on (5) taking a shower?
If I walked in on-
3.) What would you do if (3) and (7) were in a relationship?
If Amy and Jonah?!
Get Ian to propose to Amy.
Make Jonah fall in love with Sinead.
4.) What would you do if (1) and (2) got married?
Ian and Nellie!?!?!?!?!?!?
Kill the person next to me, then tell Nellie she's too old for him.
5.) What would you do if (6) randomly woke you up in the morning and started singing a Hannah Montana song?
Punch him, blackmail him, then tell Amy her boyfriend's gay
6.) What would you do if you saw (1) and (4) kissing?
Chase Dan with a ninja costume and convince him not to be gay.
7.) What would you do if (2) made you cookies?
Dude! It's Nellie!
8.) What would you do if (5) asked you out?
I'd be nice to go out with a boy who's, like, the smartest boy in the world!
9.) What would you do if (1), (4), and (6) made a boy band?
I'd be glad for them!
Ian's finally normal, and Evan's finally doing something productive!
10.) What would you do if (2), (4), and (5) were complete and utter stalkers?
Nellie's awesome! She can't be a stalker!
I'm gonna do it again!
What would you do if (5) and (7) were in a mental hospital?
Disguise myself as a nurse and make them better.
What would you do if you heard (4) singing Poker Face?
What would you do if (1) proposed to you?
What would you do if (6) created the master serum?
What would you do if (2), (7), and (4) were presidents for different countries?
What would you do if (2) and (3) got married?
What would you do if (7) tried to convince you he's a purple rhino?
Roll my eyes and say, "I shouldn't have broken you out of that mental hospital."
"My God what is that smell?" "It's called Fresh air" -Sinead and Ian (Medusa Plot)
"Turn right now." "Now? All I see is a bloody narrow gap between trees" - GPS and Ian (Dead Of Night)
"Or how you people in the US Provinces say...Bungee!" "I believe it is Bingo" -Natalie and Alistair (The Sword Thief) "Lovely" -Ian (The Sword Thief)
"So, like, I could say A – has a face like a baboon butt, and you wouldn't know who I'm talking about?"-Dan (Maze Of Bones)
"Oh great. I'm in South Korea and now my sister is Julie Andrews" -Dan (The Sword Thief)
"Executor?" "That means he killed her?" -Dan (Maze Of Bones)
"Those are Cobras, not the really cute ones. Like Ian" -Dan
"Your a Thief" "Not a thief, Amy. A Lucian" -Ian and Amy (Maze of Bones)
''But today I'm the good guy. You gotta see that, Amy.'' ''Because you make gangster pop-up books?" "Exactly!" -Dan and Jonah (One False Note)
"Hello, Love" -Ian to Amy (Practically every time they meet.)
Pairings I support:
Pairings I will never support (get medicine prescribed for yourself if you support any one of them):
Ian/Dan (NOT funny)
Amy/ (Anyone apart from Ian Kabra)
Put this in your profile
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
So, Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Its ok to cry.
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