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Joined 06-14-11, id: 2989414, Profile Updated: 07-05-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Sisters Grimm.

Hi! my name is Elizibeth, but everyone calls me Lizzie.

Age: Mentally?

Name: Didn't you read above?

Gender: The amazing awesomeness of the mentality and physicalness that is female.

Illnesses: Schizophrenia, ADHD, OCD, MPD (Mulitiple Personality Disorder), and SID (minor Autism)

Fav singer/ band: Three Days Grace, MCR, Taylor Swift, Paramore, Good Charoltte, Avril Lavine, Simple Plan, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga,Linkin Park, Skillet, Evanescence,Green Day,Maroon 5,Fall Out Boy,Owl City,All American Rejects,Eminem,Pillar,Britt Nicole,Escape the Fate, AC/DC, Metallica, Disney, Alvin and the Chipmunks (the old cartoons soundtracks),Breaking Benjamin, Panic! at the Disco, Disturbed, and MANY others.

Fav book/book series: Sisters Grimm, Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus, Harry Potter, Cirque Du Freak/The Saga of Larten Crepsley (I kinda count them together), Pendragon, Maximume Ride, 39 Clues, The Hunger Games trilogy, My Sweet Audrina, The Dollanganger Family series, Remember Me series, ANYTHING by Stephen King, The Kane Chronicles, Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children, The Fault in our Stars, Looking for Alaska, Paper Towns, An Abundance of Katherines (basically JOHN GREEN), Demonata, Sybil.

Fav T.V. shows: Monk, Family Guy, SpongeBob, Grimm, Once Upon A Time,Grimm,The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Ghost Whisperer,Touch, Black Butler, The Twilight Zone, Lie To Me, Raising Hope, Danny Phantom, Courage the Cowardly Dog, American Horror Story, Ruby Gloom, Sherlock, Doctor Who

Fav Movies: The Woman In Black, My Neighbor Totoro, Insidious, Dont Be Afraid Of The Dark, Forget-Me-Not, The Caller, Yellowbrickroad,The Nightmare Before Christmas,My Neighbor Totoro, Sinister, Pay it Forward, Identity, basically anything horror, inspiring, and Disney.

Siblings:6

Fav colors: black, red, purple

Personality: 1 word: TOMBOY!!!!! Sometimes I act emo, but when I'm not being emo I'm being crazy and insane with my friends fiction-rules-reality, Bluelover5000, and Courtney Helena Greene!!!!! Basically, I'm pretty complicated and unpredictable.

Godly Parent: Hades

House: Gryffindor

District: 3

Punk? Emo? You can call me that, I guess. I think labels are a really stupid invention of the human mind, because you really can't describe one's whole essence by labeling them PUNK (though I am remarkably simple for a complicated person, so you could get a good 75% percent of it)

I DO'NT WRITE LEMONS SO DO'NT ASK!!!!!!

Also, you can follow me on Tumblr at icantdecidewhomyfatheris.tumblr.com

Okay, now here's the weird part. I kind of really do believe in this greek stuff. So if you don't like that/can't accept that, sucks for you. And if you don't like it... then go away. Legit, just go sit silently in a corner or go see a therapist to cure you of whatever mental disease you obviously have. Then you can come back when you're ready, okay? Trust me, everyone adjusts to me at their own pace. I'm a strange girl.

And for the record, I love creeping people out. So if you are kinda creeped out while reading this... well it's working.

Women constitute half of the world's populaton,
performing nearly two-thirds of its work hours,
recieving one-tenth of the world's income,
and own less than one-hundredth of the world's property.

If you're a girl and hate it when boys look down on you because of your gender then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a boy who thinks that women are equal to men and not afraid to show it then copy and paste this into your profile

Every villain is a hero in their own eyes.

PJO Oath:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea,

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me,

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course,

I promise to remember

Luke when my heart fills with remorse,

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says 'free pony ride',

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side,

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright,

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother,

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others,

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars,

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go.

So all may see my obsession

because i know what the percabeth shippers know.

HARRY POTTER PROMISE

I promise to remember Tonks Each time time I knock something down. And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley Whenever I’m out of town. I promise not to obey traffic laws For Sirius’s sake of course. And I promise to remember Lupin When my heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember Arthur Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room. And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins Every time fireworks boom. I promise to remember Lily When I see someone that holds pure beauty. And I promise to remember Dobby Whenever a pair of socks spots me. I promise to remember Teddy When I see someone with turquoise hair. And I promise to remember Molly When someone tells me they care. I promise to remember Ginny Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled. And I promise to remember the death eaters When someone speaks of dominating the world. Yes I promise to love Harry Potter Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the wizards know

Put this in your profile if you always were, are, and will be a Harry Potter fan for the rest of your life.

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll always picture Haymitch

Whenever someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

Yes, I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to honor the deaths

TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
21. Pretend to be a phone.
22. Try to swim in the floor.
23. Tap on their door all night.

16 funny things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in warehouse"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

If someone mentions Harry potter, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile

If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "do a flip!"?

90 %of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 %of people who would be yelling "Jump, Jump!

If Robert Pattison said "jump off a bridge" 99 percent of all females would do it. If your part of the 1 still alive and would push HIM off the bridge so he can see what he's done, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, funsizedevil, myloveisagreekgod, GlowstickGirl, Kyla Catrina, Death's Girl624, fiction-rules-reality, vampsshouldntsparkle123

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.

10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( What other time do I have to work on my hair?).

On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion, right or are u a secret dictator jus trying to suggest it).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that the whole point)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what else?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash or was it supposed to have loony peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere in Sweden?)

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Real story. Please read

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Re-post this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that copy it in to your profile

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racis

Abuse= BAD.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

This is so sad!

It happened just last week.

I was walking home from a friend’s house. I’ll admit it was late. I could have called my dad for a ride, but I only lived five minutes away.

As I came to the road, I looked both ways and saw nothing. I stepped forward.

I hadn’t taken more than two steps when a blinding light came rushing towards me. I was stuck. I couldn’t move. It was as though I had been glued to the road. The last thing I saw was the man driving. His eyes were bloodshot, tired…and in his hand was a bottle of beer.

And then...

...it hit.

Now, I lay in a hospital bed.

My back, legs and wrists are broken, as are several ribs.

My lung is punctured, it’s hard to breathe.

There is a large gash down one arm.

I’ve lost so much blood.

I always feel weak, tired.

I need help to eat.

I’m always in pain.

There are several tubes attached to my arms and chest.

I have several bandages and plasters.

I am hooked on a life support machine.

I’m glad they’re going to do it. My family know the pain I’m in. They visit me everyday.

After school,

After work,

They’ll come to my side.

I’m grateful to them. They give me company, made the pain more bearable, but they know that I have no hope. I have had too much damage. Without the machine my heart will cease and my lungs will stop working.

Tomorrow...

...they’re going to pull the plug.

I know that I will die.

I know that I’m a hopeless case.

I know...

and accept it.

I lay gazing at the plain, white ceiling of the hospital ward, knowing it may be the last thing I ever see.

Repost this if you felt touched your heart. It touched mine...

I HATE child abuse.

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.
- Anonymous
If you hate child abuse, please copy this onto your profile. (This really touched my heart since I, as said before, HATE child abuse and am a older sister)

Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh!

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a @#!*% .
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to @#!*% .
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to @#!*% .
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a @#!*% ...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a @#!*%
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a @#!*% .
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking @#!*% .
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible @#!*% .
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be @#!*% them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Never!!!)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a @#!*% .
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a @#!*% .
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling @#!*% .
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a @#!*% .
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a @#!*% myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic @#!*% .
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 3

Isn't that obvious?

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fing psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared.

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.


I talk to myself. I'm my own imaginary friend. But what people DON'T KNOW, is that they probably shouldn't disturb me when I'm talking to myself, or they will see a VERY dark side of me.

VERY.

Because I have multiple personalities.

What did you go to bed thinking about last night? Some fanfiction.

When was the last time you laughed a lot? I don't remember

Do you like the movie Balto? . . . never heard of it.

Any drama in your life? What kind?

Has anyone seen you in your underwear? Not in a dirty way

When was the last time you had a real smile on your face? *shrugs*

Do you have any close friends of the opposite sex? Yea

What do you think about hippos? DO NOT TALK ABOUT BRENDAN IN SUCH A MANNER. Ohh you mean... ohhh...

Your thoughts on Mohawks? GET THAT OFF OF YOUR HEAD, SHIMMONS.

Do you have a crazy side? Obviously.

Do you have unlimited texting? Yeah.

When was the last time you were in a Wal-Mart? *shrugs*

What color is the closest doorknob? Gold.

Currently listening to anything? Traveling Song by Madagascar 2

Have you ever sat on a rooftop and just stared at the stars? You can't get on my roof, but I sit on the end of my bed looking out my window sometimes.

Who's on your mind right now? No one right now.

Have you been on the computer so long that your butt's numb? Yeah.

You get to be an animal for the day, Which animal do you choose to be? *shrugs*

What was the last drink you had? Water.

What's plugged into the nearest outlet? The computer.

Do you get really sick during the winter? Yeah.

Do you need to clean your room? No.

What was the last thing you said you'd do, but didn't? *shrugs*

Favorite hair color on the opposite sex? Black.

Are you constantly texting? Not really.

What's the closest pink object to you? One of my dog's toys.

Do you recycle? Yeah.

Are you currently awaiting a phone call/text/email? No.

What was the last gift you received? $20

Are you hungry? I’m always hungry.

Have you ever had a mouse in your house? Yes.

Are you dating anyone currently? Nope.

Do you like the person you are becoming?Yeah

What song is stuck in your head? Nothing at the current moment

Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be? *shrugs*

Are your eyes the same color as your mom's or dad's? Yes.

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yeah.

What makes you laugh? Lots of stuff.

What did you do today? Not telling you stalker . . .

Do you think too much or too little? Too much. We'll be talking about bunnies and I'll be all like, "Hey did you hear about the little girl that got raped?"

Where's the shirt from that you're wearing? Ummmm... the store? . . . . .

Are there things you can't live without? My laptop, my phone, my books, my brain, my voice, my creativity, my passion, my randomness, my friends...

Are you a morning person or a night person? I just dont like to sleep.

Have you ridden in someone else's car today? No.

Are you a cuddler?...depends on what you mean by that...

Who did you last go out to eat with? Why do you care?

What did you eat for lunch today? Nothing.

Do you know anyone that is currently locked up? Not personally, no.

Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Don't remember.

When is the last time you took a nap? When I was six

Have you kissed anyone in the last month? No.

Tears are falling down your face, what's the reason? *shrugs*

When someone calls you in the middle of the night, do you remember the conversation? Yeah.

Is it easy for someone to make you smile? Yuppers.

What are you doing tomorrow? Having a 4th of July party

When did you last receive some money? A few days ago

Meet anyone new this year? A few people.

How many hours did you sleep for last night? I don't know; like 6 or 7.

Name someone you know whose name begins with a C? Courtney

Have you recently been pressured to do something? No.

Ever kissed someone whose name started with an A,B,G,H,L,M,S,Z? No.

Do you miss anything or anyone? Not really.

Do you ever wish your close friends would just die?NO NEVER!!!!!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.


Find the Guy

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

My Favorite Quotes From Books!

"Hot? You dare insult me? I am cold Leo Valdez. Very, very cold!" Khione in The Lost Hero.

I'd done pooper-scooper patrol in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade a few times, and, I'm sorry, I did not trust Chiron's back end the way I trusted his front.- Percy in The Lighting Thief.

"Let us find the dam food court."- Zoe in The Titan's Curse.

Either Leo was naturally hyper or was hopped up on a enough sugar and caffeine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.- Jason in The Lost Hero.

I had become one with the plumbing- Percy in The Lighting Thief.

with great power . . . comes a great need to take a nap Nico in The Last Olympian

I'm the kind of girl who would kick Justin Bieber in the nuts and haves a laugh about.

I'm the kind of girl who will make an idiot out of herself in front of the cops.

I'm the kind of girl you don't mess with.

I'm the kind of girl who will cuss you out if you mess with my friends.

I'm the kind of girl that will start laughing like a maniac in the middle of a test cuz it's too quiet.

I'm the kind of girl that will do almost any dare you ask me to.

I'm the kind of girl who tells the harsh truth.

I'm the kind of girl who will laugh like an idiot of someone runs into the wrong bathroom.

I'm the kind of girl who laughs when you say gay or balls.

I'm the kind of girl who prank calls my own house.

I'm the kind of girl who talks too much about books.

LIFE STORY:

Opening Credits: My Happy Ending-Avril Lagvine
Waking Up:Harder To Breathe-Maroon 5
First Day At School:Get The Party Started-P!nk
Falling In Love:American Idiot-Green Day
Fight Song:Rock God-Selena Gomez
Breaking Up:Papercut-Linkin Park
Prom:Bodies-Drowning Pool
Life's OK:Take It Off-Ke$ha
Mental Breakdown:Wake Me Up Inside-Evanescence
Driving:All The Small Things-Blink 182
Flashback:Bolevard Of Broken Dreams-Green Day
Getting Back Together:Keep Holding On-Avril Lagvine

Wedding:Gives You Hell- All American rejects
Birth of Child:1000 Miles- Vanessa Carlton
Final Battle:Bad Romance-Lady Gaga
Death Scene:Since Youve Been Gone-Kelly Clarckson
Funeral Song:In The End-Linkin Park
End Credits:How You Remind Me-Nickleback

EMOTIONS
What song describes my mood right now?Evacuate The Dance Floor-Cascada
What song do I listen to when I'm depressed?Alice-Arvil Lagvine
Happy?Darkness-Darren Hayes
Scared?Before He Cheats-Carrie Underwood
Bored?Mama's Song-Carrie Underwood

I'm putting my iPod on shuffle and see what answers I get for these questions:

What will be my wedding song?

Call Me When Your Sober-Evanesence

What will be my funeral song?

Waking Up In Vegas-Katy Perry

What do my parent think of me?

Memories-David Guetta

What does my BFFs think of me?

Johnny Be Good-Chuck Berry

What do my teachers think of me?

It's My Life-Bon Jovi

What is my personality?

Live Like Were Dying-Kris Allen

Does someone like me?

Bet On It-Troy

What do the popular people think of me?

La La La-Auburn

What do the boys think of me?

What The Hell-Avril Lagvine

What is my soul song?

Im A Beliver-Smashmouth

What describes my brother and I?

Sunshine, Lolipops, and Rainbows-Leslie Gore

What describes my parents?

Sober-P!nk

I love doing this sooo I'm gonna do it! (If you have a corrupted mind like me that last part sounded wrong)

1. Sabrina

2. Daphne

3. Puck

4. Granny Relda

5. Elvis

6. Canis/Tobias Clay

7. Red

8. Henry

9. Veronica

10. Basil (the baby)

11. Mustardseed

12. Uncle Jake

13. Briar Rose

14. Moth

Would 4/11 make a good couple?

That's something I never want to see.

What woud happen of 3 discovered 1/11 were in a secret relationship?

Puck would kill his brother.

Would 2/8 make a good couple?

Incest much?

Do you think 11 wants 2?

OMG YES I TOTALLY SHIP THEM.

What would happen if 2 went Goth?

... were getting close to a black hole now...

Would 7/13 work?

o.O You need professional help. But then again, so do I, so...

Would 1/3 work?

YES THEY'RE PERFECT!!!!!

Would 12/9 work?

Henry would choke Jake to death.

Would 5/10 make a good couple?

0.o

What would be the perfect love song for 1/3?

Ummm... Oh! I've got it! I'd Lie by Taylor Swift!

Would 13/3 work?

Sabrina would kill Briar and Jake would kill Puck.Then Jake and Sabrina would kill each other. So, no.

What would be the pairing name for 14/3?

Mock, Puth, Muck, Poth.

What would be a good title for 14/1 revenge story?

The Fight Over The Fairy Boy

1) Pick up the closest book to you and find page 18, line 4:". . .hold off and Christopher came up and pulled me away. . ." Flowers in the Attic by V.C. Andrews

2) What's the last thing you watched on TV: Because of Winn Dixie

3) Reach out your left arm as far as you can. What did you touch: The couch

4) What was the last song you were listening to: Slide by Goo Goo Dolls

5) Guess the time without looking at the clock: 9:30

6) What was the real time:9:15

7) What's the loudest thing you can hear:Slide by Goo Goo Dolls

8) When was the last time you stepped outside: When I set off fireworks last night.

10) When was the last time you used the bathroom: ... you're creepy...

11) Have you ever cussed: Yes.

12) You didn't notice 9 wasn't there.

13) You went back to check.

14) Your thinking, "Why am I reading this?"

15) Why don't you stop?

16) You kept going didn't you?

17) Your still reading aren't you?

18) STOP READING!

There's a girl in my mirror Crying tonight. And there's nothing i can say To make her feel alright.

I will never regret loving you ...only believing you loved me too.

She refuses to trust anyone, Because she refuses to get hurt again.

I'm always the friend never the girlfriend.

Im just the girl standing in the background of all the happy people.

Sometimes the pain's too strong to bare. And life gets so hard you just don't care. You feel so alone you just sit and cry. Every second you wish you could die. Then you start thinking 'who would care?' If one day they woke up-and you weren't there.

Kill her. Go ahead Make her dreams come true

When you look in the mirror And don't like what you see You can find out first hand What it's like to be me.

Boys just break hearts so why cant we break them first.

I dont care when you threaten to bite me because deep down I want you to.

The Man Rules
At least a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -

to give them a bigger laugh.

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. say you like pie, but eat low-fat cake instead

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when your having an argument with yourself . . . and losing.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

SERIOUSLY! COPY AND PASTE THIS!! PASTE IT I SAY!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?


Percy Jackson and the Olympains: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

My Answer: The Hades cabin

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Meh . . .

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Nico

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Zeus

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

My Answer: The Last Olympian.

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

My Answer: Nico, Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Travis, Conner,Thalia

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

My Answer: Poseidon, Hades, Apollo,

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Say hi and give him a friendly hug.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Nico

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Ashley, Nico, and Courtney

11. Apollo asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: Call in Artemis and walk away as if nothing ever happened and give anyone who tries to bring it up a death glare.

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

My Answer: Percabeth, probably

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)
My Answer:
I give my daddy a big hug and sit in his lap while reading fan fics off my nook or something like that and call Uncle Zeus a stuck up, whiney, mama's boy and say hi to Uncle Poseidon and tell him he is my favorite uncle.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Sleepover!!!!!

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

My Answer:

"I want some dam french fries."

"With great power...comes a great need to take a nap."

"Is it to late to join the party?"

"I am the Ghost King."

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

My Answer: All of them.

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

My Answer: All of them

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

My Answer: Anything that involves Hermes, Apollo, or Hades

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: The dam scene

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer:"I am the Ghost King."

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GETIT? Sledding accident

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM Posters
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Every kind of music.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Around 6:00 PM.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW Idon't know.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Many things
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My phone, my computer,my friends, my books.
9. HOW TALL AREYOU? 5 ft.1".
10. DO YOU
GETCLAUSTROPHOBIC? Walls, no. People, yes.

11. DO YOU GETSCARED IN THE DARK? No one is afraid of the dark. It's what's in the dark that everyone is instinctively afraid of.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY I don't know
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I HATE PERFUMES!!!!!!!!
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYECOLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Hair: Black Eye color: I don't care
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEEYOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I don't know.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Any kind of meat.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Food.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Just the cracker.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFTYOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? I'm not sure.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? A little. . .
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I really don’t care what kind of clothes I wear, as long as I'm wearing clothes

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW yes
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? 5 dogs and 2 cats.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I don’t know.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONETO A HUNDRED: 94
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE ONENUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My mom, I think.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? Yes
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I'm not giving that out!!
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No.

37. FIRST JOB Never had one.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes.
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Looking through my profile.
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No, and I really don’t want to
42. WHAT DO YOU GETCOMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? I've never really been complimented before.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Got 'em right now.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? *shrugs*

45. HOW MANY KIDSDO YOU WANT? 3.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I used to.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? ...dandruff shampoo...
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Bacon.
52. ANY BAD HABITS? *shrugs*
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Maybe
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? By writing

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Camp Half-Blood.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOYAS A CHILD? I don't know.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELLPHONE? I don't know.

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? NO!!!!!!!
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? The guy has to get my randomness and has to be about as crazy as me and has to respect me and my personal space and stuff and has to let me name the kids and plan the wedding.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Too many to list
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Again, too many to list
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW *sigh* See #66 & #67.
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I don't know.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cherry chip
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Ummmm...

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Nope!

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR Like I pay attention.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don’t care.

76. WHAT AREYOU LISTENING TO? Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Body type

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Anything about death.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Anything that needs hating.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? June.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Tiger of course.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brownish blondish redish
86. EYECOLOR? Blue.
89. FAVORITE FASTFOODRESTURANT? In N' Out
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? NO!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Wasn't there already this question?
92. FAVORITE DAYOF THE YEAR? June 24th.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? A bit of piano.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I hate politics.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? If I'm forced, I prefer hugs.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR PLAYING THE FIELD? Playing in the field
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A Starbucks drink.
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I would like a 1967 black 4-door Chevrolet Impala.
99. WHAT BOOK AREYOU READING? An Abundance of Katherines by John Green
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFEI Complicated.


If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

"Me I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.
A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.
A best friend has you on speed dial.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

I'm a part of the ANTI HADES HATERS club, copy and paste on to your profile, add your name to the list SweetyamiyugigirlHappyfishvampsshouldntsparkle123 and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!!

I hate when people say Hades is the devil! If you actully read Greek Myths he is the god of death meaning good and bad people go to him when they die. He is not evil, he is strict but fair. "But he kidnapped Persephone." Well if you were surrounded by the dead all the time wouldnt you want someone to love and one of the most beutiful people to lighten up the place. The underworld probably got lonly and a three headed dog and the dead are not that great of coversaion holder

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you
guys anyway...)

Percabeth Story.

We were both young, when I first saw you,
I close my eyes and the flashback starts,
Your lying there,
while I feed you ambrosia squares.

See you drool, hear you snoring so loudly,
see you make your way through the crowd
you say Oh no,
Theres a furie and it’s gonna blow.

But you're a Seaweed Brain
And I'm a brainiac,
And my mother said
Stay away from Annabeth
And I was crying at the big house,
begging you please don't go.

And I said,
Seaweed Brain let me
Help defeat your enemies,
If they wanna reach you
First they'll have to go through me,
You'll be the hero and,
I'll be your asset
It's a love story
Baby just say yes.

So I sneak out
To the lake's shore to see you,
We keep quiet
'Cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes,
Escape your burden for a little while.

Oh, oh, 'cause your head's full of kelp
And I'm an owl head,
And my mother said
Stay away from Annabeth
But you were everything to me,
I was begging you please don't go.

And I said,
Seaweed Brain let me
Help defeat your ememies
If they wanna reach you
First they'll have to go through me,
You'll be the hero and,
I'll be your asset
It's a love story
Baby just say yes

Kelp Head, save me
She's trying to tell me how to feel,
This life is difficult,
But it's the real deal,
Don't be afraid we'll
Make it out of this mess,
It's a love story
Baby just say yes.

I got tired of waiting,
Wondering if you would really ever be mine,
My faith in us was fading,
When I met you on the border line,

And I said,
Perseus, save me,
I've been feeling so alone,
Do you love me?
'Cause I really need to know
Is this in my head?
I don't know what to think,
He grabbed both my hands and
Smiled at me and said

Be my girl, Wise Girl,
You'll never have to be alone,
I love you and that's all I really know,
I talked to your mom she
Finally quit her protest,
It's a love story
Baby just say yes.

Oh, oh…oh, oh, oh…

'Cause we were both young, when I first saw you…


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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares.

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents.

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that)

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are yu kidding, I bring them all with me!)

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.

You have an instant crush on Nico!You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously)

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Apollo :D)

You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Alredy Have!)

You want to learn Latin.

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.(duh)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Apollo. The god of music, prophecy, sanity, truth, poetry, reason, healing, disease, archery, and the sun. BEST. GOD. EVER. (Don't smite me Zeus!!)

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO and Justin Bieber

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Hates Nico and should GO DIE IN A HOLE!!!!

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. (Pan, R.I.P)

Saved olympus. Thats what Percy did.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4

"He started the Great Fire of London, destroyed most of the city," The Lost Hero- Heroes of Olympus

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My dog's toy basket

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

My stepbrother playing video games

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:30

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:33

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My stepbrother's game and my stepmom moving stuff around in the kitchen

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Earlier, seeing how tall the grass had grown

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The rest of my profile.

9.What are you wearing?

A blue tshirt and blue denim shorts

10.Did you dream last night?

Yes, but all I can remember about it is my grandma had really bad stomach pains

11. When did you last laugh?

Earlier when my stepbrother was dying in funny ways in his game

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yep *pops the "p"*

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Gives me something to do

15. What is the last film you saw?

World War Z

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I don't know

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I think you're a girl. Are you a girl?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Stop child abuse, both physically and verbally

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Kiari Elizibeth

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Nico Morte

1.Nico
2.Percy
3.Travis
4.Chiron
5.Leo
6.Katie
7.Annabeth
8.Thalia
9.Grover
10.Jason
11.Piper
12.Conner

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope and nope

2. If Four got seven pregnant how would you react?

NO. That's just wrong!

3. Would you read a fic about Eight?

Yes!

4.Can you recall any fics about nine?

Not off the top of my head

5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Annabeth would kill them both

6.Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

If I had to choose, I would probably say Leo/Jason. I don't know why.

7.What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Uhhh... Can you say creepy? ...Annabeth would kill them both.

8.Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Travis has been acting a little depressed lately. Jason's there to help.

9.Is there any such thing as One/Eight romance

Thailco.

10.Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

A Twin Just Isn't Enough

11.Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

What?

12.Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?

Yes

13.Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Creepy much?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

14.If you wrote a Song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

I'm not sure.

15.If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ummmmmm...Read at own risk MAJOR OOC!!!!!

16.When was the last time you read a fic about fic?

Never

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Nico and Annabeth are in a happy relationship until Grover runs off with Annabeth. Nico, brokenhearted,has hot one-night stand with Piper and a brief unhappy affair with Katie , then follows the wise advice of Leo and finds his true love with him. 0.o *pukes of to the side*

What title would you give this fic?

Creepy on How Many Levels????!?!?!?!?!?!?

18.How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

Uhhhhhhh can somone get an Apollo camper?

19.What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Woah... Cool!!!!!!!!!

20.How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Take a picture and run away

21.How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

May I ask why?

22.If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Scream "Get Juniper and Katie!!!!!!!!!!!" after pulling out a video camera and setting it to record

23.What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

shrugs* not to surprised

24.You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I would run up to him and ask him if he knows where my brother is.

24.What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Nico? Optimistic????????? Really?????

25.What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Uhm... thanks Chiron...

26.(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Oh, well where's Travis?

27.(7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Where is a sword when you need it?

28.(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Threaten them with sending them to Tartarus if they don't pass me in their classes.

29.All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses.

Sorry i have to eat too you know.

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Did you know before you go to sleep at night there is one person of the opposite gender is thinking of you .They want to kiss you ,they want to be with you they are always thinking about you bfore they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you. This is not at all fake if you post within 5 mins the person who is longing for you will approach you in 1 month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you . But if u break this chain no one will ask you out in 5 years.

Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Do you like me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Do you want me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Would you cry if I left?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Would you live for me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Would you do anything for me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Choose--me or your life

Percy: My life

Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

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Don't ask. I just thought it looked cool.

RAP DEFINITION

I don't hate rap, i just thought this was funny!

R -RETARDS
A-ATTEMPTING
P -POETRY!!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain/not rain (and ask Apollo to make it extra sunny!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers (and quite possibly lock me up in an asylum)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm. (Can you tell I'm being sarcastic?)

My heart is not a playground

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the compliment.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl its her whole book. (Too true)

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. (No turning back now)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile (I strive to dress and act as different as possible)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think I'm wrong?

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother f upside the head

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why would I keep looking after I found it?

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

I guess that just shows how much we think...

You know you live in 2011 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

You call me crazy like it’s the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So

-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

I want to be known as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own.

Let's play Truth or Dare...or just Dare because nobody tells the Truth anymore...

Sometimes when I say 'oh, I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'

You asked what was wrong and I said NOTHING but then I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING

True friends are hard to find, Harder to leave, and Impossible to forget

It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up, especially if it's all you ever wanted

I don't miss you, I miss the person I thought you were

Best Friends are about killing each other over a bag of chips, and then when it's all over not saying sorry but saying "Ha Ha loser.

They are laughing at us because were Idiots...were laughing at them because they Just figured that out

Opposites:

Sun or Moon: Moon

Night or Day: Night

Spotlight or Shadows: Shadow

Cold or Hot: Cold

Loud or Quiet: Me? Quiet? please...

Black or White (color not race): Black

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending

-If love isn't a game then
why are there so many players!

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Check

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. Check

You write fanfictions about the book. Check

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it. Check

Everything reminds you of the book. Check

You quote random lines all the time. Check

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class Check

You've read a book more than five times. Check

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. Check

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. Check

Yes, we've got a unanimous, 100% diagnosis. You-dramaticpause- are a bookaholic.

Quotes:

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." Nico di Angelo

Percy: "What now?" Nico: "We ring the doorbell." Percy Jackson and Nico di Angelo

"I aam here because when all else fails, when all the other mighty gods have gone off to war, I am all that's left. Home. Hearth. I am the last Olympian." Hestia

Paul: "Like Theseus. He was supposed to raise white sails when he came home to Athens." Nico: "Except he forgot. And his father jumped off the palace roof in despair. But other than that, it was a great idea." Paul Blofis and Nico di Angelo

"As I recall, in the old times we almost died a lot." Grover Underwood

"You could have married the god of doctors or the god of lawyers, but no. You had to eat the pomegranate." Demeter

"Excuse me, but if you're going to kill me, could you just get on with it?" Percy Jackson

Persephone: "Husband, we talked about this. You can't go around incinerating every hero. Besides, he's brave. I like that." Hades: "You liked that Orpheus fellow too. Look how well that turned out. Let me kill him, just a little bit." Persephone and Hades

"Do me a favor. Lock this in the hotel vault, will you? I think I'm allergic to pithos." Percy Jackson

IF you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire Sammie.reader, Tori-HunterOfApolloWatchUrBack/HuntressOfTheSky13/ lightningismynewbestfriend/nikko daughter of hades/Vampsshouldntsparkle123

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! Paste this to your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile.

If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your reading fanfics when you’re supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character out of a book or cartoon and see absolutely nothing wrong with that, copy and paste this into your profile.

You have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you love FANFICTION.NET, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. ...

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always look on the bright side and always judge a book/movie by its innards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

I want to go to Pigfarts. If you get that, post it on your profile. If you don't, then shame on you. Go watch A Very Potter Musical on YouTube.

t is all true.
Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You just tried to sing them
11 () You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it

16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 () A LOT of People have called you slow

18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 () You have caught yourself drooling

21 () You've fallen asleep in class

22 () Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 () You have eaten a bug
28 () You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 () You break a lot of things

33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

List twelve characters from your favorite story, in no particular order.

1. Harry Potter

2. Dobby

3. Neville Longbottom

4. Fred Weasley

5. Lily Potter (Evans)

6. Hermione Granger

7. Sirius Black

8. George Weasley

9. James Potter

10. Remus Lupin

11.Bellatrix Lestrange

12. Draco Malfoy

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Hermione/Draco? No, but I'm sure that's a pairing somewhere...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Fred? No, not really but even if I did he is ONLY for Courtney Helena Greene

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Draco got George pregnant?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Dobby and Hermione... kinky...

Next question

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Lily/James or Lily/Remus. Lily and James OTP FOREVER

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sirius walked in on Draco and Dobby. Poor Sirius . . .

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Neville/Remus. Um. . .

Neville is wandering the halls of Hogwarts on evening after dinner and decides to pay Remus a visit. What will happen when the conversation changes to Neville's parents?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

George/Harry? Probably; there are some pretty sick people out there

10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

George/Draco? uuuummmmm...

Unexpected Comforter

I don't know let me get back to you later

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

George? uuuummmm...

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Harry/Hermione/Draco. 'nuff said

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don't know

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted,
has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the
wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Harry and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Sirius runs off with Fred. Harry broken hearted, has
a hot one-night stand with Bellatrix and a brief unhappy affair with Draco, then follows the wise advice
of Lily and finds true love with Neville.

Please excuse me while I violently vomit my guts out

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

Neville/Sirius. Lemme stop ya right there...

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?

PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 6, 3, 9, or 10?

Hermione, Neville, James, or Remus

Well James and Remus are in the order already and I am sure Hermione would have joined if she was given a chance...
I don't know about Neville though. He might, because of his parents; but then again he might not because of the aforementioned reason.

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?

Dobby, Lily, George, or Bellatrix

They wouldn'y let a house-elf so not Dobby, Lily and George wouldn't even consider it
so Bellatrix; though she is already one.

19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?

Hermione/James or Dobby/Fred

Again, here come my guts...

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?

Neville, Hermione, or Sirius though but I'll go with Hermione. Should be interesting...

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?

Hermione, James, or Bellatrix.

Not Bellatrix, Hermione is a muggle born; so most likely her.

22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?

Harry, Fred, Hermione, George, or Bellatrix.

Harry.

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

They knew they were going to die, yet they were
still young. But still, they knew. Yet they didn't care.

All they cared about was the life of their baby boy.

24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Dobby/George? Humor

25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Harry kill Dobby or James kill Lily

NEITHER!

26. Who would make the best Auror, 6, 9, or 3?

Hermione, James or Neville. James

27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?

Fred, Hermione, or Draco. Fred

28. Who's better looking, 7 or 9?

Sirius or James. Sirius, James is in love with Lily and Sirius gives off more of that bad boy but he knows pain and he knows something you dont know kinda look ya know?

29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?

Harry, Lily, Hermione, or Draco. Harry

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that's about them?

22. George, if u break Ashley's heart I will kick you where u breed and much more I can't put online.

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You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's James and Lily
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

Read please. Show that you care.

My name is chris, I am three, My eyes are swolen shut, I cannot see.

I must be stupid, I must be bad, what else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish i were better, I wish i weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else i'm locked up, All day long.

When im awake, I'm all alone, The house is so dark, My folk's aren't home.

Whem my mommy does come home, I'll try to be nice, So maybe i'll just get, One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From charlie's bar.

I heard him curse, My name is called, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door...

He's already locked it, And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream, But its too late, His face had been twisted, into an unimaginable shape.

The hurt and pain, Again and again, O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!

And he finally stops, And heads for the door, Where i lie motionless, Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

And you can help me, sickens me to the soul, If you read this and don't pass it on.

I pray for your forgivness, You would have to be, One heartless person, Not to be affected, By this poem.

And because you ARE affected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do, Is pass it on!

Hair Color

[x] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other-$75

Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $20 [ ] Green - $75 [x] Blue $150 [ ] Hazel $100 [ ] Other - $15

Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8? to 7' -$175 [ ] 6'0? to 6'7? - $150 [ ] 5'5? to 5'11? - $75 [ ] 5'4? to 5'10? - $85 [x] Under 5'4 - $27

Age: [ ] 50 to 56 -$175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 -$100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 -$25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] Second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [x] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born -$215

Drink? [ ] I did like twice - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [x] No - $600

Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100

Shoe Size: [ ] 13 - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors: [ ] Green-$750 [x] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [x] Yes $0 [ ] Nope - $1000 [ ] some- $750

$3102. Anyone out there want to buy me?

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.

You hear (well read, well, oh, you know what I mean) Ashley, Kat, and Court better watch it.;P

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101 MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919 xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565,darkangelxx22xx,Thalia101,Aguilita Cruz, ScarletteSorceress, Vampsshouldntsparkle123

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile

If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!)

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

You know when your friend tries to do that thing where they stand on your left side and tap your right shoulder and you look right instead of left? Yeah, I'm the kind of idiot that looks up

DO NOT EVER scream Shut UP, voices!" when the intercom comes on at school. Especially in front of your math teacher.

Normal World VS Harry Potter World

Copy and paste if living in the Harry Potter realm would make life more interesting.

Normal World: Own a pencil

Wizard World: Own a wand

Normal World: Accomplishment to be able to name all Kardashians

Wizard World: Accomplishment to be able to name all Weasleys :D

Normal World: Scared of terrorists, robbers, etc.

Wizard World: Scared of dementors, Voldemort, etc.

Normal World: Go to the mall for all your shopping needs.

Wizard World: Go to Diagon Alley for your shopping needs.

Normal World: Teens want a car.

Wizard World: Teens want a broom.

Normal World: Talk back to teacher and you get detention.

Wizard World: Talk back to teacher and you get turned into a frog.

Normal World: Play football.

Wizard World: Play Quidditch.

Normal World: Has dollars, nickels, pennies, etc.

Wizard World: Has galleons, knuts, sickles, etc.

Normal World: Had Hitler

Wizard World: Had Voldemort

Normal World: Has celebrities like Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, etc.

Wizard World: Has celebrities like Harry Potter.

Normal World: Can kill people with guns.

Wizard World: Can kill people with a killing curse.

Well, that would certainly make life more interesting.

Remember When...

Getting HIGH meant swinging on the playground?

The worst thing you could get from boys was COOTIES?

Mom was your hero

And Dad was the boy you were going to marry?

When your worst enemies were your siblings?

And race issues were about who ran faster?

When WAR was a card game?

And life was simple and carefree?

Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?

Put this on your profile if you're still five on the inside:)

Calling me...wont make you

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.

Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.

Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.

Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.

Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.

Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?... so why bother?

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

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Random Harry Potter Stuff

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a cold heart and are incapble of love

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart.

Bullying:

The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending ALL her money on clothes, getting in trouble, hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. He doesn't need more at school. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying, anywhere and everywhere.

PERCY JACKSON PROPHECIES

The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned,
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone.
You shall find what you seek and make it your own.
But fear for your life entombed within stone
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains.
One shall be lost in the land without rain.
The bane of Olympus shows the trail.
Campers and Hunters combined prevail.
The titan's curse nust one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand.
The child of Athena's final stand--
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:

A half-blood of the eldest gods
Shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep.
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days;
Olympus, to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
To storm or fire the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the doors of death.

LOST HERO PROPHECY:

Child of Lightning, beware the earth,
Thegiants' revenge the seven shall birth,
The forge and dove shall break the cage,
And death unleash, through Hera's rage.


THE SON OF NEPTUNE PROPHECY

To the north, beyond the gods,
lies the legoins crown.
Falling from ice,
the son of Neptune shall drown-
(a whole bunch of ghosts-H.L.)


THE MARK OF ATHENA (as far as we know)

Wisdom's daughter walks alone,
the Mark of Athena burns through Rome.

Things Percy Jackson Taught Me:

1. Names have power.

2. Being outnumbered doesn't matter.

3. You can't run away from your fears forever.

4. Everyone has a fatal flaw.

5. Don't judge a book by its cover.

6. Everyone has problems.

7. You can find friends in the oddest of places.

8. Friends are always there for you.

9. Your going to be okay.

10. Sometimes, it takes guys (Or girls) years to take a hint.

11. Your family could be way worse.

12. Sometimes, the bad guys aren't as bad as you think.

13. Life Goes On.

"Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exsist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was.

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You say Edward, I say PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What I'm trying to say is. . . .

Percy. Jackson. PWNZ.

MY FAVORITE QUOTES:

"Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot.
And make you sing soprano for a week"-
Percy J. to Gabe U. The Lightning Thief

"There is no good or evil:
only power and those too weak to seek it"
-Dumbledore, H.P.&The Sorcerers Stone

"We are only as strong as we are united,
as weak as we are divided, Lord Voldemort's
gift for spreading discord and enmity is
great.We can fight it only by showing
equally strong bond of friendship and
trust. Differences of habit and language
are nothing at all if our aims are
identical and our hearts are open."
-Dumbledore, Goblet of Fire.

"Come on, guys," Travis Stoll said.
"Let's give Annabeth some space.
We have a drugstore to raid...
I mean, vist."
PJO: The Last Olympian, Travis Stoll

Grover was sniffing the wind,
looking nervous. He fished out
his acorns and threw them into
the sand, then played his pipes.
They rearranged themselves in a
pattern that made no sense to me,
but Grover looked concerned.
"That's us," he said. "Those
five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe
suggested.
"Oh, shut up."- Titan's Curse

THe ADHD part of me wondered:
What horrible things would you
have to do to getwoven into Hades'
underwear-Percy J. Lightning Theif

"How did you die?"
"We er...drownded in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub."
Percy to Charon: Lightning Theif

Rachel: They asked me a lot of
questions about you. I played
dumb.
Annabeth: Was it hard?
BOTL

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes
when your whole life feels like one
-P.J. Last Olympian

Nico went on asking questions.
Did I fight a lot with Thalia,
since she was a daughter of Zeus?
(I didn't answer that one). If
Annabeth's mother was Athena,
the goddess of wisdom, then
why didn't Annabeth know better
than to fall off a cliff (I tried
not to strangle Nico for asking
that one. Was Annabeth my girlfriend?
(At that point I was ready to stick the
kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him
to the wolves).- Titan's Curse, Pj

"You want us to ride of to
save the world on 'Happy'
the Dragon?"- Jason Grace TLH

"We'll have to work on
your bunny phobia later"
-PJ. ??

"You're pretty smug, Lord Ares,
for a guy that runs from Cupid
statues."-PJ to Ares lightning theif.

"Well...sure is good to be
together again. Arguing.
Almost dying. Abject terror.
Oh, look. It's our floor."
-Grover U. Last Olympian

"Thats what happens when it snows in Texas lady. It. Freaking. Melts."-Leo Valdez

"Quintus kept rattling off names until he said, "Percy Jackson with Annabeth Chase."
"Nice." I grinned at Annabeth.
"Your armor is crooked," was her only comment, and she redid my straps for me." Battle of the Labyrinth

"I was aware of everything in the room. I felt like I could read the tiniest print on any book on the shelves. Annabeth's hair smelled like lemon soap."- Percy about Annabeth

"We were just looking at maps," -if your a REAL PERCABETH FAN i wont have to tell you where this came from.

PERCABETH FIRST KISS

"Put your cap back on," I said. "Get out!"

"What?" Annabeth shrieked. "No! I'm not leaving you."

"I've got a plan. I'll distract them. you can use the metal spider-maybe it'll lead you back to Hephaestus. You have to tell him what's going on."
"But you'll be killed!"
"I'll be fine. Besides, we've got no choice."
Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
"Be careful, Seaweed Brain." She put on her hat an vanished.
I probably would've sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was, but the sea demons jarred me back to reality.

"Kampê landed on the Athena command tent, smashing it flat. I ran after her and found Annabeth at my side, keeping pace, her sword in hand.
"This might be it," she said.
"Could be."
"Nice fighting with you, Seaweed Brain."
"Ditto.""

"Hold on, Seaweed Brain." It was Annabeth's voice, much clearer now. "You're not getting away from me that easily.
The cord strengthened.
I could see Annabeth now - standing barefoot above me on the canoe lake pier. I'd fallen out of my canoe. That was it. She was reaching out her hand to haul me up, and she was trying not to laugh. She wore her orange camp T-shirt and jeans. Her hair was tucked up in her Yankees cap, which was strange because that should have made her invisible.
"You are such an idiot sometimes." She smiled. "Come on. Take my hand."
Memories came flooding back to me - sharper and more colorful. I stopped dissolving. My name was Percy Jackson. I reached up and took Annabeth's hand.- TLO

"I'm all invincible and stuff."- Percy Jackson

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also.

Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.

Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.

Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.

Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.

I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you, Jack.

I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley.

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Nico Di Angelo

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? L

4. Your month of birth? June

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Ashely

7. Your favorite number? 24

8. Do you like California of Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) I wish everything wasn't so complicated

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat!)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Percy Jackson), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

This is my life in a nutshell.

And i am oh so Proud of it! :P

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-- "Be who you are, and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind." Dr. Suess --

If you ever stayed up all night copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are)

If when people call you crazy you take it as a complament copy and paste this onto you profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you believe that childhood is sacred, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that children are actually much smarter than most adults, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your Hogwarts letter is just really, really late copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever gone crazy looking for something that was in your hand all along, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to repeat things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste onto you're profile.

It you own a pet copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If your school notebook has more doodles than notes in it, copy and paste this into your profile

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

You've been caught for reading/writing fanfics in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever eaten something that grossed your whole lunch table out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you like stuff, then copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that ice cream is a vegetable copy and paste this into your profile

Who Do You Perfer?

Hermione vs Annabeth

Close, but Annabeth

Harry vs Percy (Jackson, not Weasley)

Percy

Malfoy vs Luke

Malfoy

Ginny vs Rachel

Rachel. Definitely Rachel.

Seekers vs Warriors

Never heard of either of those.

Twilight vs Harry Potter

IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION HARRY POTTER OF COURSE

Harry Potter vs PJO

PJO books probably tie with Harry Potter books, but the Harry Potter movies are so much better than what they're doing to PJO with movies right now but DON'T FUCKING MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN MY FANDOMS IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE

PJO vs Animorphs

PJO

Animorphs vs Harry Potter

Harry Potter

PJO vs Heros of Olympus

Umm... hard to say...

PJO vs KC

PJO

Sadie vs Annabeth

Annabeth

Carter vs Percy

Percy

Fred and George vs Connor and Travis

Fred and George

Twilight vs Animorphs

I don't even know what Animorphs is, but I'm definitely not picking Twilight

In intelligence: Artemis Fowl vs Ax from Animorphs

Never read either of these

Foaly vs Ax

I don't know who they are

Ron vs Grover

Grover

Voldemort vs Kronos

Voldemort

Opal vs Voldemort

Voldemort

Opal vs Kronos

Kronos

Artemis Fowl vs Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Holly vs Ginny

Ginny

Artemis vs Harry Potter

Harry

Artemis vs Hermione

Hermione

Holly vs Hermione

Herminoe

AF vs Animorphs

Jake from Animorphs vs Harry

Harry

Marco (Animorphs) vs Leo (Lost Hero)

Leo

Piper vs Hermione

Hermione

Bella vs Hermione

Hermione

Piper vs Annabeth

Annabeth

Jason vs Percy

Percy

Leo vs Grover

Tie

Juliet vs Rachel (from Animorphs)

Rachel

Butler vs Ax

Hunger Games vs twilight

Hunger Games

Dork Diaries vs Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Disney vs Nick

TV channels? They're both fucked up by this generation

Ice cream vs Donuts

Ice cream

Soda vs Hot Chocolate

Tie

Breakfast vs Lunch

Tie

TV vs Books

Books

Dogs vs Cats

Dogs

Winter vs Summer

Summer

Tigers vs Lions

Tigers

Sharks vs Dolphins

Sharks

Skirt vs Pants

Pants

Clothes vs Pajamas

Pajamas

TV vs computer

Computer

Day vs Night

Night

Country vs City

City

Power of flight vs invisibility

Invisibility

Chocolate vs Vanilla

Chocolate

Stripe vs Polka dots

I prefer plaid

Democrat or Republican

sigh* I'm just done

Kids or adults

KIDS RULE!!!!

Quotes about children:

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. Liz Armbruster,

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. Author Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. Harold Hulbert

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. Bill Vaughan

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. Franklin P. Jones

Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it. Not Your Average Dictionary

I am fond of children - except boys. Lewis Carroll

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Author Unknown

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. Ralph Waldo Emerson

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.Angela Schwindt

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. John W. Gardner and Francesca Gardner Reese

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. Robert Brault

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. Robert Brault,

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. Benjamin Spock, Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care, 1945

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. Giacomo Leopardi, Zibaldone Scelto

Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun. Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. Red Skelton

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. Edgar W. Howe

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. Joan Kerr, Please Don't Eat the Daisies, 1957

Children are contemptuous, haughty, irritable, envious, sneaky, selfish, lazy, flighty, timid, liars and hypocrites, quick to laugh and cry, extreme in expressing joy and sorrow, especially about trifles, they'll do anything to avoid pain but they enjoy inflicting it: little men already. Jean de La Bruyère, Les Caractères, 1688

Supernatual Quotes:


"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole." Dean season 1 Pilot


"Dude, you fugly." Dean in season 1 Scarecrow


"My name is Dean Winchester, I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And i did not kill anyone." Dean in season 2 The Unusual Suspect


Sam: "What's a P.A.?"

Dean: "I think it's kind of like a slave." season 2 Hollywood Babylon


"I lost my shoe" Sam season 3 Bad Day at Black Rock


"I'm Batman." Dean season 3 Bad Day at Black Rock


"On Thursday', were teddy bear doctors." Dean season 4 Wishful Thinking


"You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?" Dean season 5 Free to be You and Me


"Mr. trickster doesn't like pretty boy angels." game show host season 5 Changing Channels

"I hate procedural cop shows! There's like three hundred of them on television, they're all the freakin' same." Dean season 5 Changing Channels


"Pudding!!!!!!!" Dean season 5 Sam, Interrupted


"I found a liquor store. And I drank it." Castiel season 5 99 Problems

"When I told dad i was afraid of the thing in my closet he gave me a .45" Sam season 1 Pilot


"Dude, you've got to update your cassette tape collection. For one, they're cassette tapes. And two, they're the greatest hits of mullet rock." Sam season one Pilot

Dean: "Bitch"

Sam: "Jerk" ALL. THE. TIME.

"If you screwed up my car, I'll kill you" Dean season 1 Pilot

PJO questions

Favorite pairing: Hmm... probably Percabeth

Least favorite pairing: Nico/Rachel

Favorite PJO book: The Last Olympian

Least favorite PJO book: The Sea of Monsters

Favorite girl character: Thalia

Favorite guy character: Nico

Least favorite girl character: Silena

Least favorite guy character: Luke

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I don't own a globe...

2 Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? and

3. What can you hear right now? Emergency by Paramore

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you besides yourself. Well, hello there bloody, mangled-up ghost. How did you die?

5. Turn on the T.V. What is on? I'm not turning on the T.V. right now; my dad is asleep out here.

6. Type your name with your elbow. lkizie (Lizzie)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? My back door

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? ?

9. What happen the last time you was typing on this computer? This quiz

10. Find the third letter from all of your answers. What do they spell? odelnibi

11.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.a girl made of darkness-the joy of cigarettes (The Book Thief by Markus Zusak)

12. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? The couch

13. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Men in Black

14. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:00

15. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:27

16. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My dad snoring

17. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday when I went to watch my stepbrother's karate class

18. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Tumblr

9. What are you wearing? Blue denim shorts and a light blue shirt that reads "I love rock and roll"

10.Did you dream last night? I don't remember any of it but I'm sure i did.

11. When did you last laugh? A little bit ago when I was watching AmazingPhil's latest video

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Nothing

13. Seen anything weird lately? Hmmm...

14. What do you think of this quiz? A great way to pass the time

15. What is the last film you saw? Men in Black

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I don't know

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'M IN WITNESS PROTECTION AND I'M REALLY A DINOSAUR (jk)

18.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I don't know

19. George Bush: A president everybody's blaming everything on

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Kiari Elizibeth

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Nico Morte

22.Would you ever consider living abroad? No

1. FIRST NAME- Elizibeth

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope

3. SIBLING NAMES: Josh, Christian, Nathanael, Erik, Andi, Jack

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? At my 8th grade graduation

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Sure.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Meatballs

7. KIDS? Three

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Maybe . . .

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Yes

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cinnamon Toast Crunch

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Yes

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Mentally, yes. Physically, no.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cherry chip

7. SHOE SIZE? 8 or 7.5

18. RED OR PINK? Red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I know too much

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My innocence

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Their choice, not mine

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? bare-footed and denim blue shorts

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Fiber One bar

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Mercy by Duffy

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Outside after it rains

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I can't remember

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? My eyes and my personality

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I got this off someone's profile

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Mountain Dew

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Sword fighting and dancing

32. EYE COLOR? Blue

33. HAT SIZE? ?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Anything with sugar

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary movies

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? World War Z

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Hoodies

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

List 10 of your friends (not in order)

1. Ashely (girl)

2. Courtney (girl)

3. Jason (boy)

4. Katrena (girl)

5. Jaret (boy)

6.Brendan (boy)

7.Josh (boy)

8. Emillie (girl)

9.Lulu (girl)

10. Scott (boy)

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Katrena would get Emillie to seduce Jason so I'll forget about him. For some reason, many of my friends don't like him, but I think he's cute. ;P

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

That seems like something Jaret would do if someone paid him.

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Ashley! Scary movie and Supernatural marathon with Cheez-its, marshmellows, and soda!

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in: their reaction?

Scott would freak out, then run around making sexual jokes while Court pukes her guts out.

5) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Katrena would never do that! But for the sake of the question, Josh would probably try because he likes me (but I don't like him), but then he would piss his pants and Courtney would come out of nowhere, push josh out of the way and rescue me cuz she's just that awesome of a friend.

6) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Ashley's COOKING??? HIT THE DECK!!!!!!

7) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Niether! He choses me! :)

8) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Probally deep dark secrets about me that he'll use to blackmail me into dating him.

9) You get to date either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Niether. I'm not a lesbian and I could never be seriously romantic with brendan; he's too much like a brother to me.

10) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

They all threaten to kill him if he breaks my heart.

11) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

No matter who Courtney marries, she HAS to invite Emillie! In fact, Emillie would be planning it! And she would NEVER marry Scott! NEVER!!!!

12) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 789:)

13) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

something insane, annoying, and sexual

Zeus

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are Aquaphobic

2/9

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

3/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night

8/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

1/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

1/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

3/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

2/10

APHRODITE

Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

2/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

I knew it! A daughter of Hades! Awesome! And to all you who are out there staring at me like I'm crazy (thank you, by the way) and saying "why are you happy, Hades is evil!" well let me tell you something. Shut up before I claw your face off you stupid daughter of Aphrodite. Just saying. Nothing personal, but I hope you step on a lego.

If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever called someone by the wrong name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

RICH KID

You go tanning.
You own a cell phone.
You own something from Coach.
You own something from Chanel.
You own something from Juicy Couture
You own something from Louis Vuitton.
You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks
You have been called a brat.
You have tons of shoes.

You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house that because parents divorced
Total: 4

GOTH
Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick
You dislike preps..
You're an atheist/satanist.
You have/want piercings.

Total:7


PUNK.
You can skateboard.
You wear plaid.

You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You love/like skater girls/boys
You dislike pink
You hate preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 8


GEEK.
You love the computer.

You like Star Wars.
You are supposed/wore/wear to wear glasses.
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless your sick.
TOTAL: 6

EMO.
You are depressed sometimes.(Isn't everyone?)

You have/had black-rimmed glasses.
You like the band Thursday.
You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo...
You keep/kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem.
You have/had a sad MySpace/Facebook layout.
You think some emo kids are hot.

Total: 6


GHETTO / GANGSTA.
You like rap
You are in a gang
You wear rubberbands in your pants.
You swear a lot
You have/had a freestyle battle.
You have worn converse with the tongue flipped out..

Total: 1

HARDCORE.
You like loud music

You love the Ninja Turtles..
You never walk anywhere..
You wear slip-on shoes.

You love Norma Jean.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
"Hardcore" dance.
Your hair has been dyed more than one color.

You wear blue jeans.

Total: 4

PREP
You love The OC.
You have/want/had a tiny/medium sized dog

Your usual outfits consist of bright colors.
You like buying shoes.
You shop at American Eagle.
You love/like to shop.
You love jeans.
You love Paris Hilton.
Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
You wear big sunglasses.
You wear more than one accessory.

Total: 2

ATHLETIC.

You watch the Super-bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your/others jerseys.
You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards.

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
You have tan lines from your sports gear.

Total: 0

WEIRD QUIZ THING:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4

Second stolen book: April 20, 1940 (The Book Thief by Markus Zusak)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Nothing

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

My stepbrother playing Minecraft.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:33

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My stepbrother playing Minecraft and my brother and my other stepbrother playing magic.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, we went to go see a movie.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Tumblr

9. What are you wearing?

Black swimsuit, blue denim shorts, black and red striped t-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, but I can't remember it

11. When did you last laugh?

This morning when my stepbrother was playing Limbo.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Hmm...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

A good way to pass the time

15. What is the last film you saw?

World War Z

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Hmmm...

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I know too much

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Hmmm...

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes

20. George Bush:

Some president that everyone's blaming everything on

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Kairi Elizibeth

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Nico Morte or Samuel Dean Adam

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I don't know, I like a home base

Whats the last book you read?

Paper Towns by John Green

What's on your T.V right now?

It's turned off.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My dad, we were talking about how fast my metabolism is and how slow his is which is why I'm not fat and he is.


Where are you?

In the living room, on the floor.

What's your personality like?

Read my profile.

What was the last thing you thought?

If I should play another song

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

Idiot.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

I thought you already asked a question like this?

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

My stepbrother's box for his magic cards

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Nothing.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Is this a trick question...?

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?

It was 1936. The Olympics. Hitler's games. (The Book Thief by Markus Zusak)

What's it like being you?

Not easy

What are your thoughts on writing?

Fun and expressive.

How tall are you?

5'1"

What book are you currently reading?

An Abundance of Katherines by John Green

What music are you listening to?

Everywhere I Go by Hollywood Undead

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

Tumblr

What was the last thing you cooked?

Toaster strudels

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

Tan

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

No.

Ketchup or Mustard?

Ketchup

How many different programs are on your computer right now?

Fanfiction, Youtube

What is the weather like?

WAY too hot

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?

Yes

Anything else?

SUPERNATURAL RULES NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY EMILLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's your favorite article of clothing?

shrughs*

Who is the most special person to you?

My best friends

Scariest moment of your life?

where to start . . .

One word that would best describe you?

Ninja.

What is your favorite month?

October

What's your favorite number?

24 or anything that ends in a 4. or 69

Funny Quiz: Student got 0% in his exam even when he didn't get anything wrong.

Q1: In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die?

Ans: *In his last battle

Q2: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed?

Ans: *At the bottom of the paper

Q3: River Ravi Flows In Which State?

Ans: *liquid

Q4: What Is The Main Reason For Divorce?

Ans: *Marriege

Q5: What Is The Main Reason For Failure?

Ans: *Exams

Q6: What Can You Never Eat For Breakfast?

Ans: *Lunch and Dinner

Q7: What Looks Like Half An Apple?

Ans: *the other half

Q8: If You Throw A Red Stone Into The Blue Sea, What Will It Become?

Ans: *It will simple become wet

Q9: How Can A Man Go Eight Days Without Sleeping?

Ans: *No problem, he sleeps at night

Q10: How Can You Lift An Elephant With One Hand?

Ans: *You will never find an elephant that only has one hand

Q11: It Took Eight Men Ten Hours To Build A Wall, How Long Will It Take Four Men To Build It?

Ans: *No time at all, the wall is already built

Q12: How Can You Drop An Egg On A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It?

Ans: *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

When women triumph over stupid males...

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

If a guy likes you for your breast, legs and thighs only. Send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a cheap value meal.

I want to die like my grandmother died- asleep and at peace...not screaming like the passengers in her car.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

People say "Guns don't kill people! People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled out "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

You know, they got a luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you're like, 'Fuck it - just grab a pile of shit. We'll get a bag at the airport'.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away."--Will Smith, Hitch

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

The List Of Things I Am NOT Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".

"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".

I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

I am not a sloth Animagus.

I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna.

Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

I will not lick Trevor.

It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.

It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."

First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

-Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real father in a raspy voice.

I will not send Professor Snape toothpaste and Shampoo for Christmas.

I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as Catwoman, no matter how funny she would look in tight leather.

-Nor will I ask her if she is Catwoman in disguise.

I am to stop asking Professor Snape to Yule Ball.

Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate.

Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

"To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

I will stop sending Professor Snape forged love notes that appear to be from Professor Lupin.

I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

Asking Professor Snape if a house ever fell on his sister is wrong.

-So is asking him where he keeps his flying monkeys and if I could touch them.

Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles

Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

-Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

Every time I see a dementor, I will not go, "Ssssssssshire...Bagginsssss".

- or "The Shire/Frodo is That Way!"

Every time I see Dobby I will not say something about 'master' or 'Precioussssss'.

"Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo" is not a transfiguration spell.

Neither is "Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang"

Not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

I should not remark that "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" when Snape gets angry. Ever.

If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell "MORPHIN' TIME!" every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

Adding "-us" to the end of a word does not make it a spell.

-Neither does adding "izzle".

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

PJO rocks and u know it. greek mythology is too awesome for words!!!!!!

(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words.

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Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world - Albert Einstein

Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self - Cyril Connolly

Fiction is the truth inside the lie - Stephen King

Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart - William Wordsworth

Until you understand a writer's ignorance, presume yourself ignorant of his understanding - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means - Oscar Wilde

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content is flimsy - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A bad book is as much of a labour to write as a good one, it comes as sincerely from the author's soul - Aldous Huxley

I write for the same reason I breathe- because if I didn't, I would die - Isaac Asimov

Where there is no imagination there is no horror - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

My stories run up and bite me on the leg- I respond by writing everything that goes on during the bite. When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off- Ray Bradbury

You can't listen to 'Eye of the Tiger' anymore without cracking up. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

You can't listen to songs like- 'Heat of the Moment', Wanted Dead or Alive', 'Eye of the Tiger' or 'The Weight' without smiling or thinking about Jensen/Dean. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

When you hear songs like 'Back in Black', 'Highway to Hell', and 'Carry on Wayward Son'... Supernatural immediately comes to mind. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

I know why the caged bird sings Maya Angelou

The free bird leaps
on the back of the win
and floats downstream
till the current ends
and dips his wings
in the orange sun rays
and dares to claim the sky.

But a bird that stalks
down his narrow cage
can seldom see through
his bars of rage
his wings are clipped and
his feet are tied
so he opens his throat to sing.

The caged bird sings
with fearful trill
of the things unknown
but longed for still
and is tune is heard
on the distant hillfor the caged bird
sings of freedom

The free bird thinks of another breeze
an the trade winds soft through the sighing trees
and the fat worms waiting on a dawn-bright lawn
and he names the sky his own.

But a caged bird stands on the grave of dreams
his shadow shouts on a nightmare scream
his wings are clipped and his feet are tied
so he opens his throat to sing

The caged bird sings
with a fearful trill
of things unknown
but longed for still
and his tune is heard
on the distant hill
for the caged bird
sings of freedom.

Violin Mark R Slaughter

She cried for all the broken hearts,
Painted everlasting winters –
Floral patterns etched in ice;
A frozen tear to
Soften up the bastard bones.

Bow made love to needy string
In cooing fling – wanton whispers
Fondled under pianissimos,
Caressing callous hearts.

Melodrama swayed in satin sound
– Yet the player wasn’t there,
Only creamy song, soothing, yearning,
Teasing bitter minds.

I sensed her persevering loneliness
For beauty of an evening:
Romance of a tune; laughing,
Sobbing at the fire.

Then a climax –
Writhing passion cutting deep –
Wounding macho flesh,

And all in a work of musical art:
Ephemeral stories, yarned of music
Honed impossibly through her tones.

Hope ryanne askar

Hope is a dream
one that never ends
hope is a friend
one never leaves

Hope is a drum beat
that guides your heart
hope plays a song
a song of life

Hope is love
sweet and fragile
hope is a door
one that never closes

Hope is the soul
the thing that never dies
the thing that never stops caring
the thing that never stops loving

Hope is you
hope is me
hope is what you want it to be

the thing that never leaves
never ask anything in return
hope...

Hope is the light that keeps away the darkness
hope is the thing that keeps us going
the thing that gives meaning in living
the thing that knows no bounds
the thing that has to limits

Hope is the thing that drives you
the one thing that never betrays you
the thing that knows you the best

Hope is tomorrow
hope is the heart
hope is sorrow
hope is a broken heart

Hope is a reason
to do the right thing
to do our best

Is life with out hope
life at all?

Dreams Langston Hughes

Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.
Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.

My hand aces Dr. Nonsens

My hand aches
to hold the blade
to trace the scares
that I have made,
to drag the metal
across my skin,
to feel the hurt
knowing I gave in,
to see the blood
leaving a trail,
the sign showing me
I didn't fail,
to feel free,
to feel alive,
the only thing
letting me survive,
to forget my past,
to stare at my blood
flowing freely from my arm
just like a flood,
to control my pain,
know I'm in charge,
choosing to cut some small
and cut some large,
to be able to breathe again,
to feel alright,
lose a lot of blood
and sleep one night,
to drown my pain,
ease my sorrows,
live in the now
and not worry about my tomorrows,
to make okay,
remind me I don't have to be,
so every time I look at my body
my hatred is all I can see,
to feel the sting,
to feel the burn,
to watch the blade
twist and turn,
oh how my hand aches
to hold the blade
to trace the scars
that I have made.

People call me crazy, I smile and tell them my reality is just different than theirs.

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to change you is a great accomplishment, never forget that

What's so special about normal?

Have any of your idols been normal? No, they're better than that.

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Lexia Daughter of Athena/Emily

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

LiLi-GirlwithALOTofIdeas

I'mAnIdiotButWhoCares/Sam

Daughter of Apollo - 015/Brielle

Hunter of Artemis Wolf 23 son of Hades Hermes and Artemis

Vampsshouldntsparkle123

Interview:

Q-What is your favorite color?

Black

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

Kill Luke

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

Cabin 13(Hades)

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

The ability to read minds

Q-Favorite Song

It changes from day to day

Q-Favorite food?

Anything with sugar!

Q-If you could date any character who would it be?

I'm not sure

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?

Thalia

Q-Favorite books?

...I'm not sure the universe has enough room for that list...

Q-Night or Day?

Night

Q- Who is the most special person to you?

My best friends

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Supernatural, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.If this is you too, copy and paste this into your profile.

Genius by birth, slacker by nature

Things to do today: 1. get up, 2. survive, 3. go back to bed

What's this thing called "normal?" Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your "normal!"

Dear math, I dont want to solve your problems, I have my own.

You're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews

You can't listen to "Eye of the Tiger" anymore without cracking up

If you cried during any given Supernatural episode

If you have actually considered getting an Impala for your first car

If several inanimate objects hate you irrationally for reasons unknown

If you sometimes absolutely have to write something

If you are addicted to Supernatural

Thursday was the best day...but now Wednesday is the best day of the week because Supernatural is on

If you have ever made someone watch Jensen Ackles' performance of Eye Of the Tiger even if they don't know the show

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb or rude

If you have ever SQUEE!ed involuntarily after seeing you favorite actor/actress/movie/book character

Chose 10 of your favourite characters (NOT IN ORDER):

1: Bobby Singer
2: Dean Winchester
3: Sam Winchester
4: Castiel
5: Lisa Braeden
6: Ben Braeden
7: Balthazar
8: Gabriel
9: Jo Harvelle
10: Ellen Harvelle

Question 1
What would you do if 3 and 8 got married?
Uhh... no. Just, no.

Question 2
6, 7 and 10 have a party, what's the first thing you think they do?
Ellen would probably chastise Balthazar for trying to get Ben to try some booze...

Question 3
1, 4, 8 and 5 share a hotel room with only two beds, who bunks with who?
Dean would probably only be comfortable with Cas bunking with Lisa, so I guess that leaves Bobby and Gabriel to bunk with each other...

Question 4
2 and 9, and 6 and 8 have a double date. How awkward is that?

Uhh... Dean and Jo would be fine as long as Ellen never found out but Ben and Gabe? No.

Question 5
1 and 3 are De-aged. What do you think will happen?
Dean would have to take care of them.

Question 6
4 and 7 are in a fanfiction. What do you think will happen?
Balth and Cas? Just some fluffy brother stuff I guess.

Question 7
5 dies, what do you do?

I'm actually going to write a fanfic where that happens. Dean takes Ben in and raises him as his own.

Question 8
10 invites 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 over for dinner. What happens?

While Lisa tries to get everyone to calm down, Ellen and Bobby are arguing with Cas about his blunt statment that the two seem to be acting like the pizza man and the babysitter. After about 10 minutes, she gives up and joins Sam and Dean in the back watching the three with amusment and drink the night away. Even Cas.

Question 9
6 changes gender. What do you think about that?

Ben a girl? No.

My reality check bounced.

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
People are like slinkies, basically usless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you.
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.
I'm cool, you're cool... but if you hug me, I'll slap you silly.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!
Take candy, not drugs.
Be crazy... well behaved girls never made history.
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
I hope you choke on every word you spoke when you were screaming at me.

Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall.
The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up. (Amen to that)
Don't like my attitude? Call 1 - 800 - Kiss - My - ...BUTT!
If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
Even the best fall down sometimes.
Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.
Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you...

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!
Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!
There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!
Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
If you do that, I will gague your eyes out with a SPORK!
Please dont interrupt me while I am ignoring you.
I hope you choke and die on every single lie, and that you see what you've done to me.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm, marauderette96, ThisLooksLikeAJobForMe, Born-to-be-lost, Vampsshouldntsparkle123

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head... Copy and paste this on your profile.

I found this on someone's profile and thought it was greatly amusing: "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

If you love Misha, Jared and Jensen, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Eric Kripke is an absolute genius, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want Bobby/Jim Beaver to be your Grandfather or Uncle, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you talk (scream) at the characters in Supernatural as if they can hear you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have cried when something horrible or really awesome has happened in Supernatural, copy and paste this to your profile.

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

Fanfiction is a site for wizards wating for their Hogswarts letter.

Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.

Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible. (I daydream)

Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question, 'What do you think, Gale or Peeta?'

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot. (I tend to do that when I daydream)

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.

Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch. (I don't sit alone. I read, though)

Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are one of these people.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street name): Morte Belmont

Super-Hero Name (favourite color and favourite drink): Black Mountian Dew

Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first three letters of first name, last three letters of mother's maiden name): Winlizhey

Arabic Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mother's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mother's middle name):Inmesnn

Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Daisy

Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): Lynn Joseph

Nascar Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Dennis John

Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Lier

Gangta Name (first 3 letters of first name plus izzle): Lizizzle

Detective Name (favourite color and favourite animal): Black Wolf

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

A stranger stabs you in the front: a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart; but best friends only poke each other with straws.

If you've ever done something "blonde", put this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, add this to your profile.

A girl and her boyfriend were having an agruement:

Boy: Bitch.

Girl: I've been called worse.

Boy: Oh yeah? Like what?

Girl: Your girlfriend.

You go girl!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their butts!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the heck can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

"Sure, God created man before woman. Of course, this is logical though, because he was just on his first draft before creating the masterpiece."

"If there's a book that you really want to read that no body's written, then write the book yourself."

"The wastebasket is a writer's best friend."

"I love writing. I love the swirl and tangle of words as they display human emotion."

"A dress in whose zipper is in the back was created by a married man. A dress whose zipper is on the side was created by the single woman."

"I base most of my fashion sense on what does and doesn't itch."

"I don't understand how all of my nice clothes disapear into my closet of ugly clothes."

"If you haven't got anything nice to say to anybody, come sit with me."

"Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you."

"Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell."

"When you hate someone, everything they do is offensive-look at that girl, eating those 10 crackers like she owns the place"

"That awkward moment when you just nod and smile after you've asked your friend what 3 times and still don't understand."

"Today, I realized the word 'bed' actually looks like a 'bed'."

"I hate it when ugly people say the need to catch their beauty sleep...Girl they need to hibernate."

"I heard you like bad boys-yeah-Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parent's permission...I didn't ask my parents."

"Awkwardly standing there when your friend is talking to someone you don't know."

"The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you're stupid."

"You have a right to your opinion, and I have a right to tell you how stupid it is."

"I miss those days when I could just throw someone in the pool without having to worry if their phone was in their pocket."

"OH WOW! Really? You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What are you gonna do tough guy-CAPS LOCK me to death?"

"PLEASE-do not use reflection in the glass to check yourself out."

"Afraid to die alone? Become a bus driver."

"That awkward amount of time your sitting there while poeple are singing happy birthday and you don't know what to do."

"Go to a party? Pretend to text!"

"People from school-Y U add me on facebook but no talk to me in scohol?"

"What did the two oceans say to each other? Nothing, they just waved *ba dumb tss!*"

"I don't want to sound to RISK-KAY or anything, but...I eject my USB without removing it safetly."

"Don't you type at me in THAT tone of voice!"

"I was just trapped on an escalator for hours!!Power went out-y didn't u just walk down the escalator then lol xx-coz it stopped workin-an escalator is just movin steps lol xx-oh yeah so it is lol-lol did u mean elavator?xx-no an escalator."

"Why don't they make a key that's control alt delete all together, I mean my hands can't take the insanity anymore!"

"I'd rather cuddle then kiss...if you're good with grammar you'll get it."

"Why are our days numbered and not-say...lettered? Nevermind, I don't even know where I was going with this one."

"Sure, I'll admit it-the computer beats me at checkers-but I'm the one who beats IT at kickboxing...take THAT!"

"Ever got yelled at for sleeping on the job? Just raise your head and holler In the name of Jesus AMEN!"

"The only real diet-If it tastes good spit it out."

Is it just me, or do you think of genius ideas in the shower, then when you get out-POOOF they’re gone?

Is it just me, or is there no in between on a shower nozzle? You’re either taking a plunge in Antarctica or chillin in hell.

Is it just me, or do banks really confuse you? Why do they lock their pens do the desks? If we’re trusting them with our money, why can’t they trust us with their pens?

Is it just me, or the second you go into your room and do your homework, and turn on the music, it turns into a crazy dance party?

Is it just me, or do you get paranoid that there’s cameras in your house?

Is it just me, or do you pick out specific love songs that apply to your life and sing them to your ‘crowd’ in your room?

Is it just me, or do you sometimes stop thinking what you’re thinking in your head, because your paranoid that someone can read your mind?

Is it just me, or do you hate it when people don’t know the difference between a juice box, a juice pouch and a juice pack? There is a difference people!

Is it just me, or do you love getting five page texts, but hate sending them??

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Purple

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Jensen Ackles

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Tumblrin'

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Tumblrin'

5, What is your favourite candy bar?

Snickers

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"That's a pretty cool game."said to my little stepbrother Erik who was playing Limbo

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cherry chip

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yeah. When it has money in it.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

A Fiber One bar

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

A swimsuit

13, The last sporting event you watched?

I don't really like sports

14,What is your favourite flavour of popcorn?

Buttery!!!!

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My friend Ashley. You may know her better as Fiction-Rules-Reality!

16, Ever go camping?

Yes

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

No

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No. Hardly ever.

19, Do you have a tan?

No

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Somtimes

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Only if it's a bendy straw! Or one of those swirly straws, those are cool too.

22, What did your last text message say?

"Awww such a good dad but HE CANT FUCKING SIGN MY BOOK"... I'll let you imagine what we were discussing.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Nothing that I know of.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My dog sleeping on the couch.

26, What colour is your watch?

Don't have one

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

The Outback Steakhouse commercials

28, What is your birthstone?

Well, I was born in June, and there are three June birthstones, which are pearl, Alexandrite, and moonstone. Moonstone's the prettiest though.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Both, but I prefer the drive-thru

30, What is your favourite number?

Hmm... well, I've never really thought about it before, but I think I like 4 or anything that ends in a 4. or 69 ;P

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

I can't remember

32, Any plans today?

Yep. MY BIRTHDAY PARTY! With my stepmom's family. I'm having at least 2 more parties later on. The perks of having divorced-and-then-remarried parents...

33, How many states have you lived in?

1

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

I don't have one at the current moment.

35, Last song listened to?

Love Game by Lady Gaga

36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

... I suppose I could try...

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No.

38, Favourite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

I would rather be barefoot, but if I had to pick I would say flipflops.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

...Not consciously...

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Seriously doubt it, but anythings possible.

41, Do you love anyone?

I'm desperately in love with some fictional book/T.V. characters and some actors.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

YES.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

No

47, Do you like cats?

Nope, and they don't like me

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Not really anyone in particular

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yep, Magic Mountain and Discovery Kingdom

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Sledding accident

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!

1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

There are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who can't.

75% of people are good at math. I'm in the other 18%.

*Man looks out at water* "What a beautiful day!" *Shark jumps in front of him* *Man slaps shark* "Move I'm trying to look at the water!"

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

My friends used to be semi-normal. Then they met me.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

If you yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile!

--SUPERNATURAL--

6 signs you may have an obsession

1. Words can no longer describe how awesome you think it is! (or how much you love it!)

2. You thoughts can't linger too far from it

3. You can't help but talk about it to family, friends etc.

4. You heart sometimes skips a beat when you think about watching/reading/etc. it.

5. Even the smallest things can remind you of it...

6. You start looking it up online daily!

If you have four or more of these symtoms, then congratulations, you have an obsession! (Yes, I do consider that a good thing!) If you have three of less, but you're sure you have an obsession, then you probably do :)

--SUPERNATURAL--

Metallica will go through the never

Breaking Benjamin will blow you away

Evanescnce can bring you to life

7 Facts in the world:

1. Your eyes is the only part you can not wash with soap.

2. You can not count your hair. ...

3. Your tongue can not reach all your teeth.

4. Only the stupid one's will do the 3rd part.

5. You will smile because your tongue can reach all your teeth.

6. You will laugh because you look like a fool

7. You will forward this because you had fun and you want revenge

If you're awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to be weird and not fit in, copy and paste, ya weirdo!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

IF your on Team Harry Potter and think that people need to stop obessing over Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Dean Winchester to bits, copy this and paste this on your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You actually DO have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

Disney taught me to never stop believing in my dreams.

Harry Potter taught me that love and friendship dominates all kind of evil.

Narnia taught me that we must all grow up and leave our childhood behind, but must never forget it.

Percy Jackson taught me that there's a hero in every one of us.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone

Copy and paste if you hate being labeled and having people say things about your mind just to get money. Copy and paste if you want to be who you are and add your name to this ongoing list: Girl on Fire 75, Aguilita Cruz, TailsDoll13, GirlHayley, DevMan, Vampsshouldntsparkle123

If your the kid of a god, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Has anybody noticed how the Stoll Brothers are almost exactly like the Weasley Twins? If you have put this on your profile!

7 Ways to scare your roommates XD

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us

Pain doesn't hurt if it's all you've ever felt

Sometimes the people who hurt us the most are people who were hurt more than us

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBadict1234

SeaweedGirl1

TheJazzyDolphin

MindBender 10

April Mayz

ArtemisApollo97

AddySummersDaughterOfApollo

Vampsshouldntsparkle

Annabeth : It's hard to believe you can teleport using a stick.

Hermione : This isn't a stick. It's a wand. You're the one to say. A cap that makes you disappear?

Annabeth : It's simple physics. Now tell me what is the science on the splitting of souls.

Hermione : Only after you explain to me the lack of DNA in all of you guys.

Annabeth : After you explain how to make things float with words and a wand.

Hermione : After you explain how a watch can become a giant shield.

Annabeth : ...

Hermione : ...

Annabeth : At least our boyfriends don't sparkle.

Hermione : Right!

Bella : HEY!

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

-Children of rival gods can fall in love.

-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

-Math teachers really are evil.

-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

-Elvis was a magician. No, really.

-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

-Boomerangs can cast spells.

-It's possible to gamble moonlight.

-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.

-Rainbows have power.

-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

-Even plants can wage war.

-It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.

-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.

-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.

CREEPY!:

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION- RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES- LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS NO MORE ZS

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass this on.

I speak sarcasm as a second language

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many chocolate chip cookies...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like idiot, because if looking like a idiot is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a friend on a phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a boy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:

HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Rozzyrox, Lupus Stevens, xThexBlackxRosex, Rose angel 428, Alyss Mainwaring,Ali Ranger51, Mo the Forensic One, Celebel Svit-kona, kookookarli, Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121,Bookworm73, RomanceLover312, Just Another Outsider, Funghost4000, Sodapop'sAce14, AlanahLouise, xxLiveLoveReadxx, SPNxBookworm, Vampsshouldntsparkle123


If you have seriously made it this far and read this whole thing... read the stories. Legitimately, if you stop here, you may be even more insane than I am. Okay, maybe not, but still. Just... whatever. Lol.

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Oh, Nico by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. FINALLY UPDATED 8/29/17 SORRY I KNOW I'M THE WORST.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 89,165 - Reviews: 2336 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Nico A.
The Parenthood Drabbles by HecateA reviews
A collection of drabbles honouring the parents of the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus cast of demigods, gods and mortals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 157 - Words: 190,260 - Reviews: 3049 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 12/22/2012
100 Themes about Nico and Hades by Lemariz reviews
Hades is a powerful god and Nico di Angelo is only a troubled boy, but deep down, they're not that different at all. One hundred short stories about the father-son relationship between Hades and Nico. All unrelated. Chapter 21. Vacation
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,547 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hades, Nico A.
Arguments Over Breakfast And Other Phenomenons by Silvertongue90 reviews
Nico and Persephone have never gotten along. Ever. What happens when Nico asks Hades a question over breakfast that Persephone finds offensive? Previously a one-shot but now has become a series of drabbles about Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,366 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Hades, Nico A. - Complete
Broken Soul by AlxM reviews
5x04. AU. The brothers have been separated for six months, unbeknownst to Dean that in all those months, his little brother was being held captive by a group of hunters and tortured severely every day. When he finds that out, he goes for his rescue. And when he finally finds him, he doesn't like what the months of abuse has done to his baby brother. Brotherly love.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,144 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
Daddy Hades by ncalkins reviews
Percy running from Abuse stops at a park where he meets Hades god of the underworld. Who decides to take Percy home with him, how will the other gods react! out of charactor
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,914 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Clarisse R., Hades, Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
The Art of War II by nomnom15 reviews
A year has passed since the Seven have defeated Gaia, and since Perseus Jackson served Lord Ares. In that time, a new threat has risen: one with peerless skill in combat, a relentless nature, and familiar sea green eyes. Now the world is looking to Percy to do what he once swore he'd never do again: serve Ares. It's time to put a stop to the new guy in town. **Don't own PJO/HoO!**
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Ares, Hephaestus, Percy J., Triton
100 Drabbles In The World Of Percy Jackson by booklover98 reviews
So this is a 100 one-shots/ drabbles all with very little to no relation to any of the others. Laughs and tears are for sure. Only characters from Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Various pairings. Chapter 100: Laughter filled wind, showing even the king's approval.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 97,308 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by AlexJanna reviews
Dean had promised Sam he'd try living an apple pie life, but he'd had no idea it would be so freaking perilous. Smart-ass kids, helicopter moms, asshole husbands, creepy dudes in the park, and more drama than a daytime soap-opera abound. Dean's stuck wondering if he wouldn't have been safer sticking to hunting. Sequel:Dean Winchester, Patron Saint
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,549 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Dean W., Ben B. - Complete
Dinner Conversations by Iheartbd's reviews
Several days after the war, the Blofis/Jackson family is finally coming together for a normal meal- or as normal as a meal can be when your step-son is a demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Just Another Highschool Story by Freezing Fyre reviews
There are too many "Annabeth goes to Percy's school" stories so I've changed it up a bit- This time, Percy's going to Annabeth's school! Highschool drama, etc. Still demigods, but a bit AU. Rated T for later swearing and suggestive comments. **Discontinued**
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Last Demigod by superrjw reviews
What would happen if Kronos defeated Percy in the Second Titan War? A rebellion, led by none other than Nico di Angelo of course.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,364 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Nico A.
Running by ThaliaRules0501 reviews
Our favorite heros are on the run. A new prophecy has been told, this scares Zeus, and who knows what he'll do when he feels threatened. Gods imprisioned, teenagers on the run, plenty of dangers threatening to kill them. Ah, perfect time for romance. Thalico and Percabeth. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,811 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Disabilities Can Change Things by Gingers rock reviews
Alternate Universe- during the Last Olympian injuries were given to each of the big three children. Thalia is now a mute, Nico is deaf, and Percy is blind. Many events after this chapter of their lives are changed due to the disabilities inflicted on them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,617 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
The Road To Recovery by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
Hades goes into rage, and the only thing to take his rage out on, is Nico. when he finds out what he did to his son, he's filled with a feeling he's never had before: guilt. did Nico survive the beating? if so, will he ever be the same?Please Read&Review
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hades, Nico A. - Complete
The Olympian Prince by The girl you never knew reviews
One night a three year old Percy looses his mother. With no where to go Poseidon takes him in. What will Zeus say? What changes are to occur?Remember this is my first story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,535 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Camp Life by ChalkFourOne reviews
Various members of Camp Half-Blood engage in prank warfare, real warfare, and the everyday shenanigans of life as a Greek Demigod. Post TLO, vaguely AU. Rated for language and violence, mostly courtesy of Mr. Di Angelo and Mr. Solace.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,600 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Fear and Shame by Scribble2Much reviews
When Sam tries to cover up what Dean suspects is a serious medical condition, Dean starts to snoop and finds out more than he can handle. Set in Season 1. #5 in the Bicycle Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,843 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Heartless by HPTGHPJO reviews
Sequel to the story The Big Three Parents. Poseidon is happily bonding with Percy when he receives an Iris message from Zeus. Hades is busy mending his relationship with Nico when he finally realizes it is time to mend the broken relationships between the big three. Bonding fic between Thalia, Nico, Percy, and their parents.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Poseidon, Thalia G.
Nico di Angelo by Keeta-x-Tribias reviews
Nico di Angelo, the way Thalia knows him, the way Annabeth knows him... Told in a series of Freeverses. -Tribias-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Nico A.
Sacrifices by RJM.art reviews
When his friends life was at risk what could he do? Try and save her of course. But as usual, for Darren, things don't always turn out as planned. From book five in DSS. Some spoilers.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Darren Shan, Arra Sails
PERCY COMES HOME by Tom Marvolo Riddle 2 reviews
Percy reunites with his mother. Rated T for Glasgow Grins.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Before (The Fireman Story) by tealpaperclip27 reviews
After Mary died, Dean stopped talking. This story follows the tale of what happened in the years before Dean showed up at Sam's apartment in Season one. Told in third person through Dean's point of view. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 185,342 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Bobby S. - Complete
Baseball and Pie by centerstagex11 reviews
Dean is beyond excited to teach Sam the new skills he learned with Bobby at the park. But, Deans plans take an unexpected turn when he gets home. Based on a scene from Bobby's death episode! Little!Dean and Little!Sam
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Dean W., Sam W.
Even an Object Can Tell a Story by darksupernatural reviews
Dean carries the one small, completely overlooked thing both responsible for saving and destroying his life many times over. It's so familiar to him that he knows every dent and scratch, every story etched into the metal. And like Dean, this object chooses to tell only when asked.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Life's complications by kuntakintae reviews
Annabeth is a girl with a dark past and a torturous life. Percy is a cheerful boy who seems to have no troubles at all. The rest of our favorite characters are included too! Percabeth, Thalico, and a few other pairings! each has painful lives, each has their own troubles. Will they be able to overcome it together? Or will they just fall apart? complete. sequel out on my page.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 103,261 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Consequences of Forgetting to Cook Dinner by javamoose reviews
[Not the best title, sorry.] Another regular day in the life of Sally Jackson. She's had a difficult day at work and to make matters worse, she forgets to cook dinner at home and needs to face Gabe's rage because of it. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sally J., Gabe U., Percy J. - Complete
Que Sera, Sera by glitters and gold reviews
He's a foot taller than her now but he'll always be her baby. :: Mother's Day tribute piece for Sally
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Family Bonding by Genderfluid-Lafayette reviews
The Big Three and their kids go camping to bond. Yes, you read right. They are going camping for 5 days to bond. Will it end well? First story, contructive critisism welcome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,814 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Hades, Nico A., Percy J., Poseidon
In a World of Darkness by Vienna Warren reviews
This a is a request for MysteryMadchen! Thanks love! See, y'all, I don't bite! Anyway, this has blind!Sam, protective!John and protective!hurt!Dean so enjoy if you want :D R&R hehe!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
My Children by Magic Janet reviews
Hades encounters with his children: Nico, Bianca, Hazel, Voldemort, Hitler, etc.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Hades, Nico A.
Not All Monsters Are Legends by Haurvatat reviews
Percy is very badly ill when he's drugged and stolen from his home by a psychopath. He also can't say that he expected to be saved by two more psychopaths. That doesn't mean his troubles are over - far from it, actually. Sick!Hurt!Percy, ProtectiveDaddy!Poseidon, obligatory Percabeth. Slight Supernatural crossover. No knowledge of SPN required. Rated for language and violence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,163 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
The Living by Hey-Unicorn-Eat-Tacos-With-Me reviews
Nico gets shipped off to some public school to "make friends and try to fit in". My first story, please no flames. READ AND REVIEW! Oops, I forgot to do a disclaimer inside: I DO NOT OWN THIS! Time frame: After the Titan war, before HoO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Nico A.
Finally Meeting by DerangedOtakuFangirl reviews
A fic I wrote for Thalia101's contest. 100 word fic about Nico. Set right after tTC but before TBoL
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Nico A., Hades
First Talk by DerangedOtakuFangirl reviews
Nico's first conversation with his father, but he doesn't know who the mysterious stranger is. Sequel to Finally Meeting.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Hades, Nico A.
3 Phases by DerangedOtakuFangirl reviews
Hades view on Nico before his capture by Gaea, during, and after.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Nico A., Hades
Better than the Masses by sweatersgrief reviews
A collection of drabbles, snippets, and one shots revolving around the most powerful demi-gods, Thalia Grace, Nico di Angelo, and Percy Jackson. 003: ' "I miss Bianca." The voice on the other line admits, and Percy's heart clenches. ' T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Praying for death by macaview reviews
Nico di Angelo had a tummy-ache, and not the cute kind, the need-to-puke-all-over-you kind. Nico isn't feeling well, will Hades just slink away or help him?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Hades, Nico A. - Complete
As the Years Go By by SupernaturalFanPerson reviews
A series of one-shots that show a glimpse of the Winchesters' lives starting from Sam's first birthday and every year after! Everything from Hurt!Sam or Dean to fluff and everything in between. "I just wanted you to be a kid...Just for a little while longer." -Dean Winchester to Sam, All Hell Breaks Loose Part 2
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,695 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
Dear Eleven Year Old Me by cole-lit reviews
The characters give advice to their eleven year old selves in the form of letters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
Spiraling Darkness by macaview reviews
Nico suddenly becomes ill and depends on Percy to take care of him. But something more sinister is wrong with Nico and his godly father.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Percy J., Nico A.
Two's Company Three's a Family by Giacinta2 reviews
Some brotherly bonding. Dean, Sam, the Impala. What else is there?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Ghost of a Memory by Now.What.O.o reviews
Nico had always imagined life with Bianca. A few scenes of Nico and Bianca and their childhood.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Nico A., Bianca A. - Complete
Dream On! by Paintdripps reviews
So Hades leaves Thanatos and his brother Hypnos to babysit Nico for a day. Unfortunately, Death isn't good with kids, and resorts to giving Nico Hypnos' dream amulet. Using the amulet, Nico can roam everyone's dreams and nightmares. With the help of Percy, he goes around and messes with everyone's heads. No one is safe. T for some language and, um, weird dreams.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Nico A., Thanatos
Beware Of The by KKBELVIS reviews
Beware of the what? The Dog? The Cat? Bigfoot? A dragon? Whatever the danger is…Sammy's gotten himself into it and Dean is in full-on big brother mode
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,096 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
In My Daughter's Eyes by BeccaBean reviews
Dean gets a phone call at 2am that changes his life forever. Story begins during the start of S6 so it includes soulless Sam, Lisa, Ben, Bobby and basically everything else the show had at the time and progresses into S7. Rated T until further notice. OC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,351 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
Torn Apart by Miss Hal Gibson reviews
When Dave is killed and the boys are separated for good, will they be able to find one another before it's too late? AxB SxJ TxE
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,999 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
αδελφοί by Bookdancer reviews
Hades is worried when Amphitrite flashes into his palace, looking panicked and bearing bad news. Now Hades must keep Poseidon, his younger brother, alive while Amphitrite finds Apollo. Brotherly action between Hades and Poseidon. One-Shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Hades, Poseidon - Complete
Nightmares by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
And that's what lead to now. He had nightmares the whole time he was napping, but didn't tell anyone. Now, he's having more nightmares. I know what they are too. Tartarus is torturing him. I have those nightmares too. You never can get used to it. They get worse every time…. Just a pointless drabble. R&R anyway?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Empathy by FreakingOutAlways reviews
Being captured tends to really mess you up. Nightmares and all that Jazz. Nico wanted to watch Tv to forget his troubles. He found something better. Someone who understood. Not intended to be slash but whatever floats you boat.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
What Was and Now Always Is by thatlittlegoodgirl reviews
Lisa dies the day she and Ben were kidnapped by demons; Dean and Cas were both too late to save her. Now Ben lives with Dean, Sam, Bobby, and Cas, and is trying to be normal teenager, or as normal as you can get being a Winchester. Eventual Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Ben B.
OUT OF CONTROL by Chick Feed reviews
Dean suffers a savage attack, why didn't he defend himself? Hurt Dean, angsty Sam & angry Bobby Case Fic. Follow on to "The Way of the Dead", can also be read as a stand alone story. Dedicated to Bryn, my sunshine boy. RIP.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,827 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
A Heart Of Death by Kennytheshark reviews
With a crazy manticore, a killer, and danger right behind him, Nico is willing to do anything to find more about his past! Get ready for a son of Hypnos who doesn't act like one, elevators that get stuck, wacky weapons, and just plain awesomeness!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Nico A.
Grumpy Old Men by Lampito reviews
Time catches up with everybody eventually, even the inhabitants of Singer Salvage. Growing old is unavoidable, but growing up, that's optional... COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,365 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
What Just Happened? by clair beaubien reviews
Set vaguely early S7, with no Leviathans and only mild hallucinations. Suddenly, Sam is afraid to be away from Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
In a Lifetime by yesyesyes123 reviews
Most demigods aren't very close with their cousins. Nobody would expect The Big Three's kids to be close to each other. But their not much for following rules anyway. Described in phases, here are the little moments in their lives where they came closer together. Because in a lifetime, there are only so many times when moments like these happen...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A.
The Halfblood Diaries by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Chiron decides that since so much had happened since last summer he'd get everyone to keep a daily journal.Now let's see what really happens at Camp Halfblood.Set the summer after TLO. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 35,526 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Complete
Sunday In the Park With John by nonsolumsedetiam
John Winchester really shouldn't have drank so much the night before. But a promise is a promise and the Winchesters go to a fair. Fun for Sam and Dean. Debatable for John. Gabriel makes a cameo
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - John W. - Complete
Being King Isn't All it's Cracked Up to be by dontyoucrynomore reviews
"In all honesty, he hadn't even known gods could get migraines; his wife and son's bickering had proven that gods could." In which Persephone rants, Nico mocks, and Hades...Hades gets stuck in the middle with a giant migraine.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Hades, Nico A., Persephone, Demeter - Complete
Underworld Father's Day by archergwen reviews
A text conversation between Hades, God of Underworld, and his demigod son, Nico, on the grand occasion of Father's Day.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hades, Nico A. - Complete
A Room for Nico by Lemariz reviews
This is a little one-shot about Nico and how he got his own room in the palace of Hades. Because not everyone can say they live with a god.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Nico A., Hades - Complete
I Won't Be There by Big-Taylor reviews
Alvin gets involved with a bad crowd and Simon desperately tries to get bring him back. But when Alvin ends up in hospital from a bad effect from a drug. Will simon still be there to pull him through. TWO-SHOT. PART 2 NOW UP
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
Of Random, Awkward Moments by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
A series of humor one-shots based on silly quotes and awkward moments. Multiple couplings, if any. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Chapter 6: The Olympian Bee!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012
Awkward by TwoStrangeGirls reviews
Let's face it: Everyone has awkward moments. These are some of the awkward moments the PJO and HoO characters have experienced.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012
The Percabeth Revolution: Hades Feels The Wrath by medella reviews
No one can escape the wrath of hormonal fangirls... even the Lord of the Dead himself.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Hades, Nico A. - Complete
Let's Talk by AniDenDav reviews
Percy and Sally decide to tell Paul about who Percy really is. When Paul doesn't believe them, Percy storms out of the apartment and Paul goes after him, only to be stopped by a certain person.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Paul B., Poseidon - Complete
Line of Fire by winchesterlove94 reviews
E/O Challenge...Word-line...When would Sam realize that Dean would always put protecting his baby brother before everything? Even if it meant risking his own life.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Demigod Stars by seaofinferno reviews
Apollo pops in to Camp Half - Blood and announces a new competition for the gods' entertainment called Demigod Stars that will be a live show and broadcasted live on Hephaestus TV. Who will win the ultimate singing and dancing competition? T JUST IN CASE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011
Once Upon a Winchester by bamelot89 reviews
Dean's hungry and tired of sleeping in the car. The nearest town is a certain place called "Storybrooke" and Dean concludes the cherry pie is phenomenal-but that's not the reason he and Sam decide to stick around.
Crossover - Supernatural & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Dean W., Henry Mills - Complete
Perhaps Impossible by KibaKibbles reviews
Story of how Hades and Maria Di Angelo fell in love and produced Bianca and Nico. "It is just now that he had a taste of true happiness that he couldn't help but want more. He'd fallen into his own trap - he'd eaten the pomegranate seeds of Maria's love"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bianca A., Hades, Nico A., Maria di Angelo - Complete
The Myths Are True by backdrop reviews
After the Battle of Olympus, Percy moved to Lake Manitoc for some time off. Disaster strikes, and hunters appear. Nico arrives to help Percy. How will Sam and Dean cope with the Greek myths coming true? Will they ever believe it?
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,455 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Bittersweet by eveninganna reviews
He knew it wasn't true, and that it could never be true. Still, it was such a nice idea, even in theory. Because the words were so sweet that breathing them out loud would be even sweeter, if bittersweet. Hades/Maria, one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Hades, Maria di Angelo - Complete
Only one by Vanished Snowflake reviews
Gods weren't supposed to have fatal flaws. Gods weren't supposed to die. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hades, Maria di Angelo - Complete
Happy Birthday From Nico by HiThereSmiley reviews
All Percy wants to do on his 17th birthday is sleep in. Instead, he gets a surprise visitor hyped up on Red Bull. Rated T just cause.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,255 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Gabe: UnPetrified by xXAwesomeSauceXx reviews
Gabe's back! DUN DUN DUUN! So, after a sudden surge of OOCness, Poseidon wanted to bring Gabe back from the "dead." Wait, what? Percy's thoughts exactly. What awaits our favorite demigod while he re-faces his old nightmare? Rated T for Gabe's "language".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Percy J., Gabe U. - Complete
The Test! by katanakid14 reviews
Okay, I suck at summaries... Um, the Percy Jackson gang has to go on a long and dangerous trip...to the South where things get a little more insane than usual. Pairings are: Percabeth Thalico Groviper.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,352 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Snowballing by Ani101 reviews
Random Weechester oneshot, Sam and Dean have a snowball fight...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Glad You're My Brother by Joby87 reviews
Sam and Dean become victims of a drunk driver. And one of them may or may not survive. Hurt Sam/ Hurt, Hypothermic Dean. Part Two is up for those you have asked!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Voglio Stare Con Te Per Sempre by KnightOfNevermore reviews
I want to stay with you forever. Forever is his existence, eternal is his love. Simple pleasure can be found among family; even Hades had a home. A peek into the simple joy that was Maria, Nico, Bianca, and Hades' life together before WWII.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Nico A., Hades - Complete
I Put My Paper Where! by katanakid14 reviews
Thalia, Nico, and a young half-blood race against the clock to save five monsters from being discovered by mortals. Little do they know what they might awaken on the way...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,832 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
So, What Now? by katanakid14 reviews
This is the sequel to The Test! Percy's parents are in China for a few weeks and he has to spend the time living with Annabeth. What insanity will unfold? What will happen to Percy and Annabeth's relationship? What's with Nico's pajamas?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,651 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
Christmas Bliss by books101 reviews
Somewhere in between Battle of the Labyrinth and Last Olympian, Paul Blofis gets told about Percy's life. This is a little one-shot about Christmas, family, and what Percy's fighting for. Please Read and Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Falling in Love by Wisewarrior ETZH reviews
Thalia X Nico Thalia is injured in battle and Nico worries about her. One shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Fever by xXRyu RyuXx reviews
Darren in a fit of emotion and confusion, shuts everyone out. Places himself into a fog, making himself ill. Fever raging through his body will he be able to come out of this unscathed? It'll be better then the description i promis lol R&R :
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Just Blame the Frappuccino by lackadaisical meandering reviews
Stupid Chocolate Chip Frappuccino. If it wasn't for those things I wouldn't be in this mess and if it wasn't for this mess I wouldn't need another Frappuccino. A Nico One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Wrath of the Mortals by Project Phoenix Agent 003 reviews
Tensions between Olympus and the mortals have never been higher. Now something has pushed the mortals over the edge and they are invading Olympus. If the Seven Half-Bloods cannot stop them in thirty days, the gods will eradicate humanity itself.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,889 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Growing Up by The QAS reviews
We all know the Di Angelo children. But what happened before Percy met them? This is a collection of short stories about their lives when they were younger, growing up in Washington D.C RxR!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nico A., Bianca A.
Man Enough by The Sad Privateer reviews
Sometimes, Paul wonders what he was thinking when he asked Sally Jackson to marry him. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Dear Bianca by Jesus.Lives reviews
Nico writes to Bianca once every year to tell her what's been happening in his life. Spans 5 Years. Thalico, some Rachael/Nico. One-Shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
It's A Dog's Life! by The QAS reviews
When Mrs. O'Leary and Ceberus have puppies, no one knows what to do with them! How will the camp possibly survive? A story for dog lovers of all kinds RxR! P.S. I don't own PJO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Nico A., Percy J.
Saysun by Dextra reviews
Nico brings a friend to his new school one day, and let's just say his science teacher won't be welcoming her anytime soon. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Trust by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Because that word means so much to Thalia Grace. Hints of Thuke, actual Thalico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Nightmares by Stacey190191 reviews
Darren has a nightmare and Mr Crepsley comes to the rescue.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
The Curse of Eris by Dextra reviews
Nico thought he was done with adventures for awhile. Oh how wrong he was. Watch Nico deal with his new crush, camp bullies, a magic toliet, new monsters, and a quest to save the camp and the world from a deathly disease. It's hard being a teenaged demigod
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,300 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Nico A.
Nico, The Sue Slayer by Dextra reviews
Nico is fed up with all these Mary Sues wanting to date him. Will he stand up for himself this time, and finally figure out how to destroy this dreaded beast? You never know what Mary is going to do next. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Transition by Musafreen reviews
Four weeks in Nico's life, each of which played a part in what he became. Spoilers for TC and BotL.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Nico A.
Why must the good die Young? by The-Saddest-Of-Them-All reviews
Darren And Mr. Crepsley are in a city searching for the Vampaneze to get info on their lord. And something startling is happening to Darren and Larten dosn't know what to do. Is this the end of Darren?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
The NA Theme Song! by BookLover1012 reviews
Nico di Angelos's theme song! I wrote it! I wrote it for fun, so if you don't like it that just state that, don't get all dramatic! I felt bad for Nico cause he doesn't have any stroies on here, so here's for Nico!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Heated by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Darren’s having nightmares. Post Vampire Prince, very vague foreshadowing for book nine. Angst and shmoop warnings. TWOSHOT.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Little Boy Lost by cindy123 reviews
Dean loses Sammy. Weechester one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Colder Than Dead by ConfusedPumpkin23 reviews
You can't learn about and understand - and love - a person in only fifty sentences. Or can you? One-shot Challenge: Week 3
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
The Son of Hades by joechua reviews
Someone is betraying Olympus, and he's not Ares.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Nico A., Hades
On Pines and Needles by Joby87 reviews
Teenchester. Young Dean and Sam never thought that a random act of nature would destroy their house and have them struggling to survive. Now it's a race against time for Dean to get to Sam in time before it's too late! Hurt Sam. Hurt/big brother Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,575 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Marshmallow by Sebe reviews
Fluffy weechester drabble.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
First Words by BatsintheBellfry reviews
Dean and Sammy, being brothers at Bobby's house. Weechesters. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Black as Night, Sweet as Sin by Fanless reviews
So this is what it's like to kiss the Prince of the Dead. Drabble/poem.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
Two Years by xRainyx reviews
It took two years for me to finally do this. Two years for me to mark my sister’s legacy on Earth. Two Years.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Nico A.
The Plutonian Shore by Youko-Kokuryuuha reviews
And so he sat there, on the plutonian shore, turning the piteous screams of the dead over and over again in his head. The downfall of a king was never graceful. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
Sammy and the Bee by Joby87 reviews
Challenge fic for Sammygirl1963. Ten-year old Sam signs up for the school's spelling bee tournament. All the while, he deals with Dean's wacky antics, and wonders if his father is going to show. It's going to be an interesting night!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Son Of Hades by imorgan13 reviews
Many people know the story of Percy Jackson and the Olympians. But have you ever wondered what happened to the other characters between “The Titans Curse” and “the Battle of the Labyrinth?” Well, this is the story of Nico Di Angelo, Son Of Hades
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Nico A.
Family Spat by Jason Strong reviews
In the Demigod Files, Nico tells Percy and Thalia that Persephone turned him into a dandelion. But, why would she do that? What could he have said to make her want to? Read to find out. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
On the Other Hand by zookitty reviews
Dean prepares Sam for his first hunt. Weechester!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Eleven Plus Seven Equals? by xRainyx reviews
Annabeth insists Nico take a crash course in remedial math. What happens when Nico can't figure out a simple math problem? All Hades breaks loose!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Annabeth C., Nico A.
Trick or Treat? by deangirl1 reviews
Weechester. Well. It's Halloween....
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Spare The Rod by J.A. Carlton reviews
WeeChesters! Hurt!Dean - Adventures with Miss McKetridge. Warverse compliant.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,308 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Dean Bug by Balloons go POP reviews
Weechester story about what Sam does to amuse himself when Dean gets the chicken pox.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Sam W., John W. - Complete
The Chipmunks meet Dracula by LadyRaven-321 reviews
The Chipmunks met Frankenstein, and the Wolfman… But what about Dracula…? Revised end chapter. COMPLETED
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,614 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Simon S. - Complete
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So Much For Family reviews
Nico is found bloodied and bruised in the underworld. Who did this to him? Will he be able to survive it? And will he and Hades ever connect in that father-son connection Nico longs for? R&R! Rated T for violence and cussing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Hades, Nico A.
ATTENTION EVERYONE! reviews
readers of TOO MUCH HALLOWEEN CANDY and Welcome To My Life by the author Fiction-Rules-Reality please read!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
ATTENTION!
readers of TOO MUCH HALLOWEEN CANDY and Welcome to my life by the author Fiction-Rules-Reality please read!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Not a Demigod, But a Wizard reviews
What if Bianca wasn't a demigod? what if she was a witch? what if Nico found out? please R&R! rated T cuz i'm paranoid. enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Bianca A.