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Author has written 3 stories for Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.


I am Inkmad567 (Well, duh) and, unshockingly, this is my fanfic profile, where I subject you to my terrible humour and stories I update once in a blue moon...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

"ahem" I'm truly sorry.

My Favourite books: (stick with me here, this may take a while)...The Chaos Walking trilogy (If you haven't read them GO READ NOW!!), the Skulduggery Pleasant books (ditto), Chronicles of Ancient Darkness (ditto again), The Wardstone Chronicles/Spook's books, Airman, The Curseworkers, Alone, The Hunger Games, Gone, Percy Jackson, Eragon, I am Number Four, Maximum Ride, The Maze Runner, The Thief Lord, The Enemy, and The Book Thief (look, just imagine they all had ditto after them, okay?).

Anyway, I have three stories now, so, well, y'know, PLEASE REVIEW (and read them too... that would probably be a good idea)! Thanks.
For those of you who are extreeeeeeeeemely annoyed with me for not updating since, like, LAST NOVEMBER (I can think of at least 2 people), I'm sssooooo soooo sooo sorry. I've started ch. 5 of the spook's niece, and I've got loads of new fanfic ideas and stuff. #edit# look, I'm busy, okay?

Rock on!


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Skulduggery Pleasant: Some Days Are Just Plain Odd by RKellyn reviews
Drabbles, AUs, action, old romance, new romance, angst, drama, comedy, Fletcher's hair gel, loafers, general hijinks and Anton Shudder being a sex fiend.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 112,138 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
In Media Res by MoonMargaret reviews
In the beginning, he was trapped. In the end, he would be free or he would be dead. But for Merlin, the secret sorcerer, and for Arthur, the king who doesn't understand, being stuck in the middle is the worst place to be. And yet, at least they are not stuck alone. * A series of one-shot reveal fics* *Can all be read separately*
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,181 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Haunting of Tanith Low by thedastardlysonya42 reviews
When Tanith Low and Valkyrie Cain head off to London to round up the once again escaped Vaurien Scapegrace, they are shocked to learn that he may not be a failed killer after all. And all they have to go on are his insane claims and a moody ghost.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Tanith L., V. Scapegrace
Showdown: No holding back by Anla'shok reviews
For the tributes, it's a death match. For the Gamemakers in the Capitol, it's a game they script and rig. 24 tributes with loved-ones and ambitions, will have to trust and kill, to compose with hunger, pain and terror, and above all play, while all of Panem watches. There can be at best one victor and whispers are that most years, there is none.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 273,512 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Haymitch A., Other tributes, Pres. Snow, Caesar F. - Complete
The Tomb by Stealth Dragon reviews
There's a reason they say the Valley is cursed. Gen. Friendship. Merlin, Arthur and the knights.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Slaves to the Capitol by Soundhawk reviews
"On the hundredth anniversary of the Dark Days Rebellion and the twenty fifth anniversary of the Nightlock Rebellion, to remind the Districts that they are only slaves to the Capitol, each tribute will have to look after a Capitol child, if this child dies in the arena then so does the tribute."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,802 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Other tributes
The Secrets We Keep by Feste the Fool reviews
It's not just Merlin. In fact, it's never been just Merlin. Camelot is rife with secrets and, one by one, they are all being exposed. And the Cup of Life is the ultimate McGuffin. Reconciliation story, so AU and strange. Also now a five-and-one. COMPLETE!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 59,213 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Of Angry Kings and Unsolved Riddles by Brooke117211 reviews
Maybe it wasn't a good thing that Merlin was used to this pattern. Somehow, he always saved his king, and without spilling his own secrets in the process. It had become so common, so routine, that Merlin hardly ever considered getting caught. Needless to say, Arthur was not the only one who was surprised when he found his servant in the middle of an all out sorcerer-assassin brawl.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
My Mechanical Romance by Skerridge reviews
Keres Wright has everything. literally everything. well nearly everything. her love for violence and murder means that she has no love. Keres resorts to online dating but her match is not exactly usual. this is just a weird random short story thing and a reason NOT to do online dating
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Daleks
The Hunger Games : The Republic by OhDearNotAgain reviews
The Story of Europeans exploring Panem. Superpowers, Hunger Games and the Capitol. OC story. The Hunger Games doesn't belong to me.
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,611 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Complete
If she was saved by Marshmallow Boy reviews
DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THE SERIES. MAJOR SPOILERS. I WARNED YE. This is about if she was saved, if you've finished the series, you know who I mean.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Katniss E., Prim E. - Complete
My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
He takes my hand and drags me behind him. Which of course gives me a great view of his arse. Which is, of course, extremely distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,729 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Brother of Mine by Raven Quill Dipped In Ink reviews
Skulduggery receives a call from someone unexpected. Uncertain why he's so tense, Valkyrie listens in only to be left with one question in her mind. "Skulduggery has a brother?"
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,130 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Epilogue: Ismira by OhDearNotAgain reviews
IF YOU HAVE NOT READ INHERITANCE, DO NOT READ THIS. SPOILERS! The story of Roran and Katrina's daughter, Ismira. I do not own the Inheritance Cycle.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011
My Best Mate Gives Mixed Signals by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
Rose Weasley is going to be the death of me. I have no idea how she ended up on top of me, begging for her book back but what I do know is that now I'm completely, utterly screwed. Companion to My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive. Scor POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 286 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Feather in Time: The Outsiders by Dragongirl of the Stars reviews
Max and the Flock have finished their first "meeting" in DC and dread the next. But their already twisted world does a dizzying flip when two people arrive with bad news a story that nearly blows them off their feet: War, Death, and Time. NOT discontinued
Crossover - Doctor Who & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,945 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - 10th Doctor
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8283 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Operation Magic? You Can't Be Serious reviews
When Hecate reveals the wizarding world to the gods, Percy and Nico are sent to Hogwarts to spy on the wizards. But with events in the outside world beyond their control, and a big secret to keep, will it all end in disaster? Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/21/2012
Fate reviews
For the Flock, the words "Expiration Date" are just something Erasers have; one of the things that make the Flock pretty much unique. But when their own Expiration dates start appearing, everything changes. Not that they've ever obeyed the rules...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012
The Spook's Niece reviews
When Mr. Gregory dies, Tom becomes the new Spook.So what happens when he has to go to war, leaving Alice and Mary,Jack and Ellie's daughter,age 14, to fend for themselves? I mean, Alice is tough and all, but still. Read on to find out!
Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Alice D.
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