Author has written 3 stories for Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
I am Inkmad567 (Well, duh) and, unshockingly, this is my fanfic profile, where I subject you to my terrible humour and stories I update once in a blue moon...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
"ahem" I'm truly sorry.
My Favourite books: (stick with me here, this may take a while)...The Chaos Walking trilogy (If you haven't read them GO READ NOW!!), the Skulduggery Pleasant books (ditto), Chronicles of Ancient Darkness (ditto again), The Wardstone Chronicles/Spook's books, Airman, The Curseworkers, Alone, The Hunger Games, Gone, Percy Jackson, Eragon, I am Number Four, Maximum Ride, The Maze Runner, The Thief Lord, The Enemy, and The Book Thief (look, just imagine they all had ditto after them, okay?).
Anyway, I have three stories now, so, well, y'know, PLEASE REVIEW (and read them too... that would probably be a good idea)! Thanks.
It's not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. -Pierre Beaumarchais
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain
Never go to bed mad. Stay up all night and plot horrible revenge. - Anonymous
When all else fails, find the Dam snack bar!- Percy Jackson
If you are allergic to something it's best not to put that thing in your mouth, especially if that thing is cats. - Lemony Snicket
When listening at someone else's door, always have an excuse prepared so that when they fling the door open to glare at you, you will have something reasonable to say. - Lemony Snicket
If it wasn't for physics and the law, hell, I'd be unstoppable.
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