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Author has written 10 stories for Holes, Misc. Books, Misc. Movies, Love Actually, and Harry Potter.
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MarySue Guide to Surviving Camp Greenlake by grab bag reviews
An instructional pamphlet recovered from the bus to CGL, which provides inside information for the Mary-Sue who is about to find herself at Camp Greenlake. Similar to "The Tough Guide to Fantasyland" if that helps.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Complete
Oblivious Misery by M.R.H.I reviews
Remus is miserable, believing he's better off dead. His point of view changes, however, when he's sent to the Gryffindor Kingdom and meets the heir of the Black Dynasty and learns of his passionate and violent nature. SBRL, slash, AU, adventure
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,871 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Woes of Sirius Black by funscone reviews
Sirius checks out arses and ponders his sexuality. Oh, and he finds Remus' nose fetching Just a random feelgood fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
When Senses Take Leave by romanticidiot reviews
Slash, consider yourself warned. SiriusRemus A random oddity of craziness as Remus' mind takes a holiday and he does ... interesting things that lead to Sirius' mind taking a break with Remus' mind and having fun. Cute and random. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Une Soirée by Dragon Mistress reviews
Sirius and Remus are horrified when the Lupins insist on holding an ‘engagement party’ for them. Why? Because the Lupins want to meet the Blacks. SBRL SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,100 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Through the Gates by Meredith Bronwen Mallory reviews
She only stops plotting to kill him long enough to say her wedding vows." The marriage of Narcissa Black to Lucius Malfoy, and all the things history shall never record. (femmeslash; NarcissaLily)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Narcissa M., Lily Evans P.
Angel by Mei Zhen reviews
What happens when a strange, rather harsh girl appears out of nowhere in Remus' kitchen saying she is there to make him speak about his feelings? (SBRL!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Stars by LadyBush reviews
Sirius and Remus share a drunken kiss, which Remus forgets and Sirius remembers. Two years later they are living together in a squalid flat and Sirius is in love...and working as a stripper. SLASH. Epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,097 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Romance From Every Quarter by romanticidiot reviews
When Dumbledore decides that the school needs livening up with a musical, who should be cast as the leading roles of the homosexual couple? Comedy and angst ensue...read and review! Complete! It's slash, btw
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,895 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Flatmates by HpGeek reviews
Mrs. McKinnon wonders about the boys renting a flat in her boarding house, and about the unusual noises coming from their rooms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Th’imaginary by The Hallowed Cat reviews
When Remus looked upon the mirror, the face of the moon and her stars stared back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Like That by The Hallowed Cat reviews
Remus realised how stupid it was to invite Sirius to his house for the holidays when over breakfast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Counting Stars by luxfling reviews
The Marauders visit Remus' home for the holidays. They meet his family-the good and bad. Christmas fever hits Sirius hard and wants to show his true feelings but finding it a bit difficult.. SxR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,352 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Magician's Curse by DC4U reviews
AU-slash RLSB (with some LEJP) :: A dark Mage has threatened the Kingdom of Amicus. A cursed boy fights for his life. A prince fights for the one he loves. A princess fights for her freedom. A knight fights for what he believes in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
When I Saw You by Shae Elven Heart reviews
Willa is a tough girl, so tough, that no girls’ camp can hold her. She has no friends and lives a life of crime. She is then sent to Camp Greenlake and there she meets the D-tent boys. Will she find true friends, and maybe eve
Holes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,113 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 4/24/2003
The Marauder and her Crew by The Demonic Duo reviews
SBRL Slash. (JPLE as well) - Sirius and James are salvagers with Peter and Lily to tag along on their boat rides. Ives, a fellow salvager for the same co. introduces his cousin Remus and future SLASH follows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,474 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Lord Of The Diaries by The Cuckoo Crew reviews
Harry and his friends must embark on a dangerous and perilous journey to destroy the One Diary, forged by the Dark Lord Voldemort, in the waters of Moaning Myrtle's toilet...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 12/19/2002
The Marauder's Guide to Marauding at Hogwarts by The Aussie Slytherin reviews
Sitting innocently on a shelf in the bookstore is a small book. When you look at it, you would never guess that it was the source of misery for many Hogwarts teachers over the years. And then Harry buys it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Remus L., James P.
In too deep by sixstars reviews
Holes Squid and Zigzag's lives change, all because of one little song...Epilogue is now up! [Complete]
Holes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 31 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Complete
City of the Dead by sixstars reviews
Evil's come to a new level [better summary in first chapter]...Chapter 6 is up [Incomplete]
Holes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 5/29/2003
For I Hate Him by Emily3 reviews
A different take on Pendanski's 'obsession' with Zero. (WARNING: contains elements of slash and intimates at a relationship between an adult and a child)
Holes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2004
ºoº Harry Potter Goes to Walt Disney World ºoº by Kram Nebuer reviews
Finally Chapter 32! Harry Potter is visiting one of the Happiest Places on Earth (Disneyland was the first) and the fun continues when he learns that he's not the only Hogwarts student visiting. Back at Hogwarts, Dumbledore has trouble as well! ºoº
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 100,966 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Harry P., Albus D.
Expulsion by Cookie Pixie reviews
[Silverwing] Marina Brightwing's expulsion. Based on Marina's telling in 'Silverwing'. Finally uploaded and COMPLETE.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Complete
Pitch It Like Pendragon by Lily Itriwi reviews
A L/J fic based on the great film, Bend It Like Beckham. Lily dreams of being a Quidditch player, but in a world where female Quidditch players are few and far between, how will she achieve her dream?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,857 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Real Story of Harry Potter by Marauder reviews
J.K. Rowling is kidnapped by the characters in Harry Potter and put on trial for misrepresenting them in her books. But a force darker than their anger is after her... Complete. SBxRL, RWxHG. Written before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Complete
Of Dressing Gowns and Shoe Sizes by Kazoo Into It reviews
Miss Elizabeth Bennet, "unscrupulous" as she is, stumbles upon *someone* (guess who?) in her search for Mister Bingley. Colin Firth in a dressing gown. My God, the joys never end. :)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2002
Moony's Midnight Snack by Evie2 reviews
Moony decides to get a midnight snack. One problem: the wolf wants a snack, too. And Moony's friends are looking might tasty all of a sudden....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Remus L.
A Werewolf In The Family by clamchowder reviews
You know those explaining-the-issues books for children who are going through a difficult experience? Wizard children have those too! PLEASE r&r, I'll r&r one of yours if you do!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2001
You Don't Mean That by WRE reviews
OK, it's Remus/Sirius, not slashy but if you're homophobic don't read it. I would love you to review, but you don't HAVE to... Flames are actually welcome, because, as I've said before, I can toast some marshmallows. Yum! Anyway....yeah, that is it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/3/2000
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Beauty and the Beast reviews
(The last two chapters have now been fixed! Yay!)[Slash. SBRL. Complete.] Classic fairytale. Not-so classic pairing. One a tortured soul, branded a beast. One a beauty using his good looks for the wrong purpose. Fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,017 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
To Tell You I Love You reviews
Love Actually fic. JamieAurelia. Summary inside.
Love Actually - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003
Out of Reach reviews
[Bend it Like Beckham. Complete.] Songfic to Out of Reach by Gabrielle. Jules thinks of Joe.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
Everywhere reviews
[Bend it Like Beckham. Complete.] Songfic to Michelle Branch's 'Everywhere'. Jess thinking of Joe on the plane to America.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Complete
Building Snowpeople reviews
[Bend it Like Beckham. Complete.] Joe attempts to build a statue of Jess made of snow. Jess complains about the anatomical problems with it. Fluff galore.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Complete
Catching Snowflakes reviews
[Bend it Like Beckham. Complete.] Jess catches snowflakes on her tongue. Joe does not approve. The Almighty (as if) Author senses fluff.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Complete
Broken Hands and Withered Souls reviews
[Complete] The story of how the D Tent boys came up with the song 'Dig It'.
Holes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Complete
Sense and Sanity reviews
[Complete] Before Camp Green Lake. It's a romance... involving Zigzag. Go figure.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,260 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Complete
A Periwinkle Dress reviews
[After Hamelin. Complete.] The answers to one of the questions we are left with after finishing the book: what happened to Mellon?
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Complete
I Can Fix That reviews
[Complete] Chapters 26 & 27 of 'Holes' from Sam's POV
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Complete