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Joined 06-14-11, id: 2990047, Profile Updated: 11-09-12
Author has written 4 stories for Degrassi, iCarly, and Lord of the Rings.

Name: It's a common name, I can tell you that. In one of my classes there were five girls with my name. At one point three of us sat next to each other. Talk about confusion...

Age: I'm in my teenage years.

Hair Color: Brownish-golden metallic

Eye color: Blue. Very blue.

Gender: Female.

Height: 5'4" possibly 5'5". Who am I kidding, I am destined to be average forever.

Weight: I hate this question. Weight is such an arbitrary number and so are clothing sizes and I hate when my friends talk about it. Like ita not just numbers or sizes so dont try to squeeze into a 0 if you feel self conscious still. So no, I'm not telling you, citizen of the Internet...

Usually on Fanfiction because: First it was to read Degrassi fan fiction. Then it was write Degrassi fan fiction. Then it was to read random stuff from the books I read in school (Great Expectations, any one?) and now it is to read and laugh at lord of the rings humor fics.

Location: The moon...what do you think?

Current task: Live life to its fullest, find love (you know you'll have found love when you can speak in poetry/Shakespearean language without realizing it), do homework, not stress, deal with high school life, do art, eat my vegetables... I should really organize my life better...

Personality: I'm quiet. You know what they say about quiet people? They don't plan murders out loud... Kidding. Around my friends, you know when I'm in my element, I'm more outgoing and giggly and strange but in a good way. I'm also too sarcastic.

Religion: Catholic, yo (For the record I have zero idea why I just added in the yo.)

Physical activity: Cross country in the fall, sitting and walking when necessary in the winter, softball in the spring...

Hobbits...I mean hobbies...bad pun: Well, for the record, my hobbit of choice is Sam. For hobbies I enjoy artistic activities such as painting and listening/finding new music. I enjoy biking. I enjoy licking ice cream with jimmies. I enjoy watching television. I enjoy revising my conversations in my head and deciding what I would have said when it's too late. I enjoy algebra. I enjoy baking. I enjoy writing and deleting. I enjoy dreaming.

Favorite Books: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Peril at End House, Sarah Dessen books/cliche teenage romance novels...always there when you need them, Maximum Ride (one through three, don't get me started on the last few...), A Separate Peace, Winnie the Pooh (or in Latin Winnie ille Pu), The Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings

Favorite Music Artists: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Mumford and Sons, O.A.R., Dispatch, Death Cab for Cutie, Matt Costa, George Harrison, Coldplay. I legiterally just watched Woodstock on VHS (I love the 90's) and it was amazing minus the questionable images and lack of clothing and craziness and mud... Oh well Ten Years After, Joe Cocker, The Who, Crosby Stills and Nash and Jimi Hendrix were great.

Best foods in existence: Mashed Potatoes, strawberries, corn on the cob, ice cream with Jimmies, pineapple, dark chocolate

Favorite shows: Degrassi. The X Files. The Big Bang Theory. Parks and Recreations. Bones. Fringe.

Favorite Movies: The Wizard of Oz. Lord of the Rings. Star Wars. Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Play any video games? Mario Kart Wii (wahoo!)

Comics and manga? Nope. All of my knowledge on comics comes from the Big Bang Theory.

What do you do when home alone? Blast music, watch ABC's What Would You Do?, sing badly, talk to myself, eat food and just when my parents come home, pretend to be productive.

Characters I identify with: Zach Addy from Bones because I am too smart for you and will be an apprentice to a serial murderer/evil dude. Wait, does that make Zach Anakin Skywalker??

Ideal Christmas gift: Gift cards and chocolate

Would you rather have no color or no music: No music. I could still hear!

Pirate or ninja: Pirate who is secretly a ninja in training.

Theme Song: I Am the Walrus, because I AM the Walrus

Fictionpress Account: wouldn't you like to know... If you found out you'd probably lose respect for me because I pour my heart and soul out and be a moody teenage (mutant ninja turtle) girl there...

Some of my other favorite things: rocks paper scissors lizard spock, black and white watercolor painting, intense laser tag, while watching a movie assigning a character to each of my friends (there's this guy I know who is both Merry and Pippin... and Sam is my friends boyfriend because he looks sort of like him, but that was before I found out about his bromance with Frodo, which brings me to...), the bromance between Frodo and Sam, the hot chocolate I'm drinking, my favorite classic rock radio station (Zeptember is my favorite month), like a boss when you called who did it in a cop drama on TV, wearing skirts leggings and boots together because it makes me feel both unstoppable and feminine, Defense Against the Zombie-Apocalypse Arts, attempting to make s'mores only to find yourself shoving burnt marshmallows in your mouth and completely forgetting about the chocolate and graham crackers, Eli Goldsworthy just like every other American or Canadian girl, randomly speaking in British accents, troubadours, yellow VW bugs, playing a song ten times in a row and the pushing repeat for the eleventh time, having that one show that you watch only to goof on the characters and plot, coming up with "I used to be a _ like you but then I took a _ in my _" quotes for random things (see below) even though I don't play Skyrim, looking forward to the end of school just so you can go home and sleep, the SNL sketch with Michael Buble where Jimmy Fallon is Justin Bieber, those dramatic accents they add in shows (ba-bum!) and that creepy music that plays in the X Files, waiting for the day that a cute boy will move into one of the for sale houses on my street, MY PRECCIOOUS, the fact that there are convenient empty classrooms and closets on TV shows set in schools, being too proud/shy to friend the guy I like on Facebook, cliche Disney movies that include the following: mean bitch, nice clueless boy, underdog star who thinks they can sing, bubbly best friend, weird authoritative figure, scene at a school dance etc... smiley fries, knowing the answer to Jeopardy because you just learned it in class and proudly using your useless knowledge...

Favorite color: Blue and purple

If you could have anything right now… a unicorn. No, seriously...

Favorite article of clothing: I absolutely love my black leather-ish ankle boots with the buckle because it makes my look fierce. I also love this cotton long sleeve dress I wear with gray leggings and said boots. The bottom is navy and the top is white and navy stripe.

If you could change anything about your appearance… Make my skin perpetually acne free, please!

Favorite alcoholic beverage: I like milk.

Favorite number: I have to go with 42 because it is the answer to life, the universe and everything. Okay, my favorite number is actually 23.

Half empty or half full? Can we just agree it has some liquid in it?

What kind of toothpaste do you use? it's mint...

Do you eat the apple peal? Yes. The peel of an apple has magical powers. Whoa, where did that come from?

Turkey or chicken: Turkey in a sandwich, chicken for dinner

Morning person or evening person: I function best from 7 pm to 10 pm.

Favorite thing about your appearance: I like my hair. It grew past this really awkward length where it was too short to fall past my shoulders and so thick that it make my head look like a triangle. Plus, I got side bangs. Woot.

Gummy worms? Yes please. I used to like getting that kids dessert with chocolate pudding, Oreo crumbs and gummy worms...

If you could be any where right now… in a relationship.

Ever been in love? No. My fictionpress account is full of stories about my love life, or lack there of. Part of the reason my pen name is not here...

Siblings: None. I always wanted an older brother so he could bring his friends over... I have honorary younger siblings (family friends, cousins and such) and an awesome god sister my age...

Pickles: I love restaurant pickles. Warning: In any given restaurant, I will steal your pickle.

Guys in pink shirts… Some guys can pull it off. For others, you just have to ask, "Was there a red sock in your wash?"

What pajamas do you wear? Field hockey sweatpants and a t-shirt whose subject was brought up in a Big Bang Theory Episode in season two that involves hand signals...

They're coming for you… Yeah, I know thanks for reminding me.

Saxophone or trumpet: I see myself falling madly for someone who can play piano or guitar. I know that does not answer the question.

Chocolate or vanilla: Dark chocolate, vanilla ice cream.

Favorite smell: Lilies or rain.

When it rains… it pours and I go outside and jump around. If I have to go to school on a rainy day, then I stand in a pond/puddle at my bus stop. Per my bus driver's request I always pack a snorkel on rainy days.

One word to describe yourself: Amazing. Simply amazing.

In a guy, blond, brown, black or red hair: Blonde or dark brown. Although, the guy I like has medium brown hair which he covers up with a rockin' (who says that any more?) hat...

Married? It's debatable.

Et tu, Brute? Ita vero! Sum Latina studentia. Amo fossas et Ecce Romani. Nota bene: illum erat iocum.

What does your Pen Name mean? I don't really know...

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? Ravenclaw.

If you had one super-power, what would it be? The ability to have all super powers.

Do you have a special talent? Yeah. Just don't feel like telling you.

Do you like cheese? So much...

Who is your favorite Disney character? I had the biggest crush on Peter Pan as a child. I always waited for the day when he would come and take me to neverland. It never came... I'm also pro-Mulan and Belle.

Favorite flavor of pie? Peach.

Who you are?: Who who who who! I want to know who are you?


Powerful: Kind of stopped. I actually finished the fic, but when I was reading over it I thought it was extremely weird and didn't flow so I scrapped the idea.

Seddie Love Songs: That has also stopped. I couldn't come up with any more songs.

Dream World: Has potential (I guess). Also finished, just not motivated to publish.

You Shall Pass: Just a super silly parody of LOTR with no plot. Bottom line, if Frodo had a female love interest, everyone would die.

Write down 12 Characters names. (Note: Only doing characters from the fandoms that I read from. Majority Degrassi and LOTR. Should be interesting.)

1.Clare Edwards

2.Samwise Gamgee

3.Zach Addy

4.JT Yorke



7.Eli Goldsworthy

8.Fox Mulder

9.Frodo Baggins

10.Temperance Brennan


12.Sheldon Cooper

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Eowyn/Legolas. Haha, actually from the same world. Not to date one centering around that pairing, but I’d be open to it.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
He’s cute. I loved him in the first season : )

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Then my understanding of the inner-workings of Sheldon Cooper’s mind would fully switch. He’s barely human. Plus, Fox isn’t Sheldon’s type and vice versa.

Can you read any fic(s) about Nine?

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
1. Sam is “married”/totally meant for Frodo in my eyes. 2. Eowyn’s probably still crushed over Aragorn and isn’t an the right emotional state to be attracted to a hobbit.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Nine as in friendship. Five/Ten just because it makes more sense. I don’t see Tempy being attracted to a wizard. She’ll see that his magical powers are illogical.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve?
He’d be all, “I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!!” like he did back in season 10. Two would be all, “Woah, I think we drank one too many pints of ale.” And Twelve would say, “I don’t drink alcohol...” Or not. I don’t know.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Ohmigosh! So, Zach returns from the mental institute (looney bin) to get his job back at the Jeffersonian and Temperance wants to because Zach is awesome/she had feelings for him before he went crazy. But, what will Booth say about an accessory of murder working with the mother of his child?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No. Just no. Well. Maybe. Clare could be at the FBI and be all, “OMG, Spooky Mulder! I’m your new intern/love interest!” They could hunt UFOs together.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
“Pasadena: When your hearse breaks down in Southern California, your only hope is to befriend a physicist.”

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Well, Four would have to come back to life first. Then, Four would cause a split between Clare and Jake prior to “It’s crazy how much I like you” and comfort her. Then he’d get her reallllllly drunk.

Do you read Seven slash?
I think I have, but I don't remember.

What about Eleven?
It may have come up in a parody or two...

Describe a story about Two/Four/Five?
Sam, JT and Gandalf. So on the journey back to the Shire, Gandalf and Sam have a talk about a human Sam had a dream about named James Tiberius. On the journey, he sees JT and JT offers the gang a place to stay... I don’t know.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"EUREKA!!” That’s something a smart person would yell, right?

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Obviously something about the truth. Someone want to propose a song about that?

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
“Caution: EXTREME crossing dimensions/worlds, girl power and rocks-paper-scissors-lizard-spock.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"You know, Ms. Temperance, without me, Middle Earth would be run over with evil...” or “If we were in Mordor, I wouldn’t let you down.” or "I may be just a humble gardener but I practically saved Middle Earth" or "Have you seen Mr. Frodo around?"

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Just about him? I don’t remember. Involving him, yesterday.

What type of partner is six attracted to?
A strong man with great leadership who isn’t afraid to charge into battle. Shoulder length brown hair and that disheveled-chic (new style??) thing going on. Basically Aragorn.

What would a typical date between Three and Seven go like?
Well, Eli would check Zach out of his mental hospital at around 6-ish and then they’d grab a bite to eat at the Dot and go for a ride in Eli’s hearse and do more things in the hearse and then maybe they’d go to the science museum.

“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic?
Middle Earth, Degrassi, Sourthern California and Washington DC: “Clare Edwards and Frodo Baggins are in a happy relationship until Frodo suddenly runs off with JT Yorke. Clare Edwards, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Legolas and a brief unhappy affair with Sheldon Cooper, then follows the wise advice of Gandalf and finds true love with Zach Addy.”. 1. Clare would have a one night stand with Legolas. She would. 2. Her affair with Sheldon would be brief and unhappy. 3. Gandalf gives wise advice.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Weirded out.

Yeah, so I'm not on here that much so don't expect any updates. I'm on fictionpress a lot...

"I used to be a fan fiction writer like you, but then I took a fiction to my press."

...I just had to ;)...

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Powerful reviews
After getting struck by lightning, Eli, Adam and Clare discover that they possess superpowers. But, do their new friends, Dave and Sylvia, who also have these powers, mean good or bad and how will this effect their relationship?
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011
You Shall Pass reviews
Ever wondered why Frodo didn't have a girlfriend? A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
Dream World reviews
Eli's life seems perfect. He has the perfect girl, Clare Edwards, by his side and feels unstoppable. But what happens when he wakes up to a new world where he doesn't know who to trust or where to turn?
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Eli G.
Seddie Love Songs reviews
A series of one-shots based off of popular love songs about Seddie. Submit your favorites!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.