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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

My name is Rachel, I am 21 and live in the good ol' US of A...*sarcasm senses tingling*

I do not consider myself a writer by any means. =.=

link to my DA -> http://thehotnerd.deviantart.com/

I also do not consider myself to be an artist

I only write/draw/express myself when I feel compelled to. It does not happen often.

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Amatores by VioletWylde reviews
It was a typical visit to the bath house, or so Naruto thought. He was simply seeking to be washed, messaged and relieved. He never expected this visit to affect him so deeply. Certainly, he never could have fathomed how this one day, this single interaction, would change his life. NaruSasu. Rated for language and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,738 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spa Time by x.Mrs.ItachiUchiha.x reviews
LEMON! yaoi, SasuNaru. What happens when Sakura takes Naruto out for a day at the spa, and a certain raven haired masseur happens to catch his attention? UPDATED/REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Results of a shitty day by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Running from a forced engagement and a hurtful relationship, Naruto and Sasuke find what they've been secretely yearning for in each other. Life is not that easy however, and many a struggle must be overcome before they can reach their hopefully happy ending. Secrets, new bonds and growing up are part of that. Lemons, humor and drama. Yaoi, Narusasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 229,717 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Oneshots by phantomworks reviews
This update: Seppuku 2. As Sasuke grows up in the facility, he becomes stronger than ever. The white coats have decided it's time. It is time for the Sharingan and Kitsune to meet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,847 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Subway cliché by fangirlandiknowit reviews
A chance meeting on the subway, leading to? Is this Naruto's chance to finally get answers to his bi-curiosity? Is this Sasuke's chance to, uuh, get some good lovin? Lots of smexing, rated M for a reason! Yaoi! seme!sasu, uke!naru... Did I mention it's kinda funny too? XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Renewal by Taywen reviews
Sasuke cleans house, goes home, and then cleans that house too. Misunderstandings abound but eventually they do get it right. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gentle by stealth gato reviews
Quick one shot. Companion story to Close Your Eyes! YAY! You Know why it's rated M and that Naruto isn't mine.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tangency by dmnq8 reviews
The contact, coming after years apart, amid plenty of animosity and questionable circumstances, somehow wasn't a surprise to either of them. Giftfic for Vladexx. Sasunarusasu. Yaoi. UNOFFICIAL MANGA CHAP 551
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,029 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Alibi by JanieP reviews
Naruto and Sasuke cling to each other like drowning men, one can only survive if he pushes the other down. How long until one of them drowns? How long until the water around them will win? Giftfic for Jaggmo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broke by Reya Knight reviews
Let's just say for those that are looking for a quick fix, there are those willing to accommodate them. With conditions, of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crazy Last Night by Arra Frost reviews
Sasuke awakens to find that he is not in his home and he is not alone. Last night had to have been pretty crazy for him to end up like this. Yaoi, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,233 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
CosquilleArte by CloudNineKitty reviews
"Stay, pretty boy," the man said with a feral grin that made Sasuke shudder. "My name is Naruto and I'll be your cosquille terapeuta for the next hour." NaruSasu, AU, PWP. Dedicated to a friend
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Always by Vaerin7 reviews
Naruto is having demon troubles... the mating type. He needs an Alpha, but Sasuke is human. Well, they thought he was. Sasuke falls ill and Kakashi is in charge of him. When he turns, will Naruto be the one he takes or will it be another?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Without Words by victimofmywoes reviews
I mean who the hell goes to conduct mafia business in Niger of all the places in the world? The one and only: Uchiha Sasuke. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Once lost, always missing Or maybe not? by Kickilia reviews
Sasuke left Naruto, after eight years of a wonderful relationship, to own the world. Now, he is extremely rich, rules practically the whole world-wide market and he has everything he could want. But maybe not? NaruSasu, Yaoi, AU, warnings inside, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Erogenous by The Raven and the Fox reviews
"You're always preening, you conceited bastard." NaruSasu, lemon, kemonomimi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Cosplay Cafe by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Come join the land of cosplay and pastries! Naruto and Sasuke are brought into a world where it's okay for men to dress up - as long as it brings in customers! While immersed into this new enviroment, love sparks in just the right places. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,739 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Habits by carryonmy-waywardson reviews
Sam comes back around after six months of being away from Dean; will they fight, or make up?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Another Crap Day by dmnq8 reviews
Yes. Another one of THOSE days. Sequel to 'Not A Good Day.' Shonen-ai. For Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Sasunaru. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Bad by CloudNineKitty reviews
When Sakura screws up and cheats on her boyfriend, Sasuke, her best friend Naruto steps up to the plate to save the day. Or at least he tries to. SasuNaru/NaruSasu, AU, one-shot, double lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fish Cake by Square with Glasses reviews
In the end, it was the stupid bowl of fish cakes to blame. But Sasuke certainly wasn't complaining. NaruSasu EXTENDED AND NOW WITH FULL LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not A Good Day by dmnq8 reviews
"Uchiha Sasuke. Jock. Cool. Smart. Gorgeous. Straight." AU, Shonen-ai, SasuNaru. Giftfic for Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coffee Shop by stealth gato reviews
Every Tuesday the blonde comes into the coffee shop, what happens when a certain raven finally gathers enough courage to talk to him? Will sparks fly, or will the blonde's BF get in the way? YAOI LEMON LANGUAGE ETC. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Roommate might just be a god, by Sasuke by Hakai-sama reviews
What happens when Sasuke tries to use a program that configures spoken words into written ones for an English essay. NaruSasu, slight cussing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ties That Bind by SarissaDiablo reviews
A collection of one shots following the story One Decision that will be covering about 5 years time. Newest shot: Sayomi - On her quest for a unique summons of her own, she finds something unexpected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Grease Monkey by dmnq8 reviews
It's one of those days when you're hot as f*ck, bored as f*ck, horny as f*ck... Yaoi, sleaze, NaruSasu. Giftfic for roxxihearts. Disclaimer in my profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Took You Long Enough by Kickilia reviews
It took Naruto a little more than three years to notice what Sasuke didn't say out loud. AU, SasuNaruSasu, Oneshot ! Edited and re-uploaded
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Namikaze Twins by SarissaDiablo reviews
Minato was dead, his wife was dead, and Konoha saved. Little did he know that his life wasn't over quite yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,904 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
One Decision by SarissaDiablo reviews
AU - "I can't let you die, Sasuke. I just...I can't. I can't let you go. You…you're my important person. You're the only one that knows me…" Yaoi Naru/Sasu/Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,999 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For The Greater Good by dmnq8 reviews
"Sex? You all want me to have sex with him for your jobs?" Naruto hissed. AU, NaruSasu. Yaoi, lemon, oneshot. Submission for a fanfic contest on DA. Disclaimer in my Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by fuelled by ramen reviews
You thought he didn't know you existed. He couldn't wait long enough to get you into the right bed before having his way with you. NARUSASU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eight Days a Week by Adistoria reviews
Naruto spends time with Sasuke while Sasuke does time. In Suna.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Bastard by of Burnt Roses reviews
In retrospect, Naruto probably could have used his handy new jutsu in much more productive ways rather than, say, writing Sasuke Uchiha threatening letters every year on the anniversary of the Valley of the End. Sasuke/Naruto Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bonded by dmnq8 reviews
Their bond transcends all. NaruSasu. Some dark themes. Some side pairings. This story will contain yaoi, lemons & violence at times. Multi-genre, M-preg, crossover with Charmed in later chaps. Pls R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 293,157 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I do by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
SIN – In a time when the law was “you keep what you kill”, two brothers are separated from their Master by a man who broke this rule, only to be claimed back to their delight –not that they would admit that out loud, of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wrong Number by Zrina reviews
Kiba finally convinces Naruto to call Sakura to tell her how he really feels. Unfortunately, it isn't who he thinks it is on the other end of the line. NaruSasuNaru YAOI, Lemon M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wednesday reviews
sasuke wakes up to get ready for class, but a certain dobe prevents him from following his normal routine. AU! NARUSASU ONESHOT! YAOI SMUT ENSUES! Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete