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Joined 06-14-11, id: 2990531, Profile Updated: 05-01-13
Author has written 8 stories for Tarzan, Death Note, Avengers, Supernatural, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

At day I'm a dreamer and at night a schemer,
I might've once been a liar and too often a cryer,
Damned heart like a fissure, I remain a useless wisher
Always the pretender and grammar defender
Too terribly mean, not quite so lean
(If you know what I mean)

In the end, still not a writer
Just a freak who pulled an all-nighter.


Ummm... I'm human, first of all. Quite frankly that's all I can think of at the moment. I probably won't post anything much or good, or finish what I start, and that photo is not of me or my muse, however beautiful she may be. What will tell you is that I'm actually not crazy, despite pretending to be.

But really, what am I supposed to write here?
That I'm doing this in lieu of my homework? That really, all I want is to give this my best and hope someone notices my work and appreciates it? That writing is my favorite activity and it's all I ever wanted to do since I was a young'un? Granted, that's why I'm here at all, but phrasing it those ways prior is just a little childish.

All that I can say is that I have something to say, and however reluctant I am to say it, my meaning will be declared.
...Once it is figured out. But I can beta read for you in the meantime, if you'd like.

Now, for homework, hoodies, hot chocolate, and procrastination.


If you managed to read this far, or are just reading this part, AWESOME. I assume since you're looking at my profile, you enjoyed my writing, at least a little, and you wanted to see if I've written anything else here you might like. You're probably also disappointed to find out I've got like what, three stories here? Well, you might be happy to know that I'm also on DeviantArt, and while I don't have any fanfiction over there, I do have some poetry and original stories of my own. I may be biased, but I think you should go check them out:

Yggdrasil-of-Mitho.deivantart.com

aaaand my tumblr

autopiloted.tumblr.com

if you're here for that link to the tumblr post for the destiel fanfiction, here: http://autopiloted.tumblr.com/post/49322946293/these-scenes-from-4-18-have-me-wondering-exactly#disqus_thread

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Failure By Design by Lyson reviews
In a world that's not home, Edward is faced with a version of Alphonse that had never grown to be but he doesn't doubt would be his brothers image, except with fantastic blue eyes, a personality that's awkward & a sexy accent. Edward hates that he likes the stark contrast. On the other hand, Alfons is oblivious to what he's getting into with the Fullmetal Alchemist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,551 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward E., A. Heidrich
Cake Batter Ice Cream and Thunder Gods by Lady NeverAfterNon reviews
It's been two years and Jane Foster is ready to toss in the towel. A certain Thunder God thinks otherwise. Thor/Jane movie verse with comic elements. Please read and review!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,111 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Thor, Jane F.
That one night that changed my life by Jimhawkinslover11 reviews
Billy bones space shuttle crashes and Jim finds something worth more than treasure. A girl...A human girl! I do not owe T.P Jim takes the girl inside hardly believing his eyes. Will they begin to have feelings for one another? Please comment! :
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Jim Hawkins, B. Bones
Song of the Siren by cclee123 reviews
Based on the youtube music video Black Dahlia by TheLoveandHeartbreak. A young mariner is ordered to retrieve the supposed "mystery maiden" who stole his prince's heart.
Crossover - Treasure Planet & Little Mermaid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Jim Hawkins
Meanwhile, In Resembool by Scylus reviews
Sometimes he and Alphonse were in town for the rare two or more days, and it was quiet around the house. Pinako was out back in the workshop and Al was running an errand, and he, Edward, would be lying on the couch as she meticulously fine tuned his automail, trying fruitlessly to avoid staring at that luxurious braid. Rated M for Winry's musings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Forgiveness by champsissy reviews
"Winry, you just don't know when to shut up!"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Winry's Happy Time by OuroborosMoon reviews
Winry finishes up an automail job early, and with no one home, she decides to have a bit of 'girl time'.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Sexy Anna by C.I.Gataki21 reviews
So Yoh always has those organe headphones on but does anyone know what he listens to? Anna doesn't and when the chance arises for her to find out she takes it and is a little surpised by the song aswell as her dancing unaware Yoh is watching.
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Yoh A., Anna K. - Complete
Counting the Hours by kingly queen reviews
Jareth wonders how many times history would repeat itself before all is said and done.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Angry by ElectricPixie410 reviews
Tink and Terence share a rather "Angry" night together.
Tinkerbell - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Tinker Bell, Terrence
Loki's Dance by Cry4theDevil reviews
Loki dances for Asgard.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loki
Detours by ancarett reviews
Life is a highway. Jane takes Thor on the detours. Missing moments from the movie.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
Mating Rituals by see03 reviews
Jane is worried that Tarzan doesn't desire her when after a few months of marriage they still haven't made love. What could be the reason? TARZAN X JANE MATURE CONTENT
Tarzan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Complete
Five More Minutes by Foxy'sGirl reviews
The morning after their wedding, Astrid is a little miffed by her new husbands sleeping habits, so she retreats to the hot spring for a bath while he dozes without her. Then he shows up, also wanting to take a bath...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Feel by Lisilgirl reviews
He can't see, but he can feel. KayleyXGarrett
Quest for Camelot - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kayley, Garrett - Complete
Newlyweds by Gumdrop Boo reviews
"There was something to be said about the two youths that lay entwined with each other in their bed linens."
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Talking In His Sleep by Lovely Little Loser reviews
But somehow in the middle of the night, she'd still find herself leaning on his door, hanging on his every word. Because he talked in his sleep.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Phantom Delights by A. LaRosa reviews
Danny/Sam, one-shot collection. Twenty-five drabbles which all relate to a LiveJournal community challenge. Each follow a specific theme and all have to do with food! A delicious read, no? Rated M to be safe. Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,333 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Misunderstandings by barbed-wire-and-roses reviews
Alfons does a good deal of misinterpretation in his attempts to understand Edward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
Phantom Romance by A. LaRosa reviews
Danny/Sam, one-shot collection. Each follow a specific theme in the genre of romance. Rated M to be safe. Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,387 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
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Catscratch Fever reviews
Cas' first time sick, at the bunker. Dean takes care of him while Sam's out getting medicine. No real plot, just cuddles and kitten analogies/metaphor. Mostly a fluffy fic. maybe continued later. Destiel (Catscratch Fever is actually a good song. you should listen to it while reading.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Castiel Writes Fanfiction for the Winchester Gospel reviews
When Balthazar first gave Cas the books, he never thought he would fall in love with the characters. When he finds the characters are real, he's little idea of what to do, except, "Be cool, just don't fangirl over them". "I AM THE ONE WHO GRIPPED YOU TIGHT AND RAISED YOU FROM PERDITION." Nailed it. (DESTIEL. eventually) based on the tumblr post (link for this is on my profile page)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
The Elric Enigma reviews
Alfons has always been good at solving puzzles, but Ed is one he just can't figure out. As he delves into the enigma that is Edward Elric, he may be in over his head, specifically head-over-heels. But is it possible Ed is more than Alfons bargained for? Is that even possible, equivalent exchange and what not? Major Edhei shipping, smarm for now and smut to come! (no pun intended)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - A. Heidrich, Edward E.
An Equation for Inexact Exchange reviews
Ed muses about his feelings as he adjusts to his new life without alchemy, and tries to solve the odd equation that is love. (May take a few chapters to get to the sexy stuff. Inprogress, so for now it's Edward x Winry, maybe even a little OT3 with Al. Possibly Pinako if all goes badly.)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Edward E., Winry R.
Fresh Produce reviews
Warning: Contains lemons! a very short but enjoyable fic, dean exits the shower to see castiel, and the steamy scene ensues...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Silver Tongue, Golden Lips reviews
Loki returns to Asgard, but as a prisoner, where the Avengers left off. While his punishment is being decided, Loki gets bored in his imprisonment, and some lucky girl. Some evil monologue-ing.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki
First Night with the Handcuffs reviews
ugh, really dusty musty piece of crap i meant to scrap that i dug up. Raito ponders the troubles of being handcuffed to L and bathing. Contains a really old, musty dusty you get the drift badly written lemon. Probably too old to eat. Raito and L pairing
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Too Much Sun reviews
Jane's been out in the sun all day, exploring Africa with her father and Clayton. When she starts telling them what she's seen, they seem to think it's gone to her head. Rated T for themes and references to come. no pun intended janeXtarzan
Tarzan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011