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Joined 06-15-11, id: 2991423, Profile Updated: 10-12-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

sozzy...I've been banned off the computer for a while, so, to my friends, i probs can't talk.

however, I'm a sneaky little girl...we'll talk when i can, and updates will be every 2 to 4 weeks

see you then!

Hey, the names Nychta! I like to write stuff, and I'm a review... ummm... prostitute...? (coughILIKEREVIEWSHINTHINTcough) virtual kittens to anyone who can read the brackets.

If anyone needs help editing, or anything like that, just tell me, and if it catches my interest I'll go through it for you. For free. Just because it's one of the things I like to do in my spare time (sad, isn't it?).

here is some stuff that I think EVERYONE should know about me, 'cause I'm just THAT AWESOME (jks);

Gender-Female

Height- tall

Favorite authors- Laurell K. Hamilton, Mercedes Lackey, David Eddings, Brent Weeks and Tamora Pierce.

Favorite Genres- Fantasy (duh), Romance (ahempuresmutahem) and Violence (what is this I hear you say about that not being an actual genre...? SHUN THE NONBELIEVER!)

Favorite Anime/Manga- Grand Guignol orchestra (Kaori Yuki), Godchild (Kaori Yuki), Bleach (Tite Kubo), Skip Beat (Yoshiki Nakamura), Kuroshitsuji (Yana Toboso)
Even if I write Naruto FanFics, I don't actually LIKE it. Damn you, Kishimoto! I want Deidara and Sasori back! (sobs)

Interests- Drawing, writing, reading, sleeping, lollipops

Favourite movies- monty python and the holy grail, the matrix

Quotes- 'do you think I care? 'cause if you do, then I really need to work on my 'not caring' expression.' - ME!

'If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.' - ?

'Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?' - ?

'Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. ' - ?

'Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.' - Douglas Adams

'When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.' - ?

'Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.' - ?


So sweet . . . this is the SasoDei hit for my profile

Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Do you like me?

Sasori: not really.

Deidara: Do you want me?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Would you cry if I left?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Would you live for me?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Would you do anything for me?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Choose me or your life.

Sasori: My life.

Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:

Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.

join me, fellow SasoDei fans, and together we sall spread this peice of SasoDei goodness across the internet.

Or, at the very least, FF.net

Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator


Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body.

"Say "Ding" at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Swat at flies that don't exist.Tell people that you can see their aura.

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Shave.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Leave a box between the doors.

Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

Start a sing-along.

One word: Flatulence!

Do Tai Chi exercises

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

Bring a chair along.Lean against the button panel.

While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

-LOLz if you liked this, try '300 things that will get you kicked out of wal-mart' on wattpad. it's frucking hilarious!

Random stuff - I found this on DancingDragonBlaze's profile

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...


LOOK! It's those 'add your name' 'copy and paste' things!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, ShadesofDeath,Akatsuki4Ever303, Nychta

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you rae one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Sabaku no Koneko, NarutoUno2, AkatsukiMemberWoolfy, Keono, Akatsuki4Ever303, Nychta are obsessed with Fan Fictions.


REGARDING MY STORIES;

At the moment, I only have the circus (SasoDei) out, but I'm working on a MadaItaSasu story, as well as various oneshots...I'll post them as soon as possible :)

There will be more, but I'm suffering from reading withdrawals, so I must get back to the five thousand things I'm reading right now.

Have a good life.

Or don't.

Your choice :)

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No Time For by Lilac Summers reviews
The TARDIS is being naughty, with all of time at her fingertips imagine the blackmail potential! 3 chapters: No time for Tedium, No Time for TV, No Time for Trespassers. now officially complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Come Fly With Me by wanda1969 reviews
Fluffy romance- cheesy even- set in the world of international travel! Get a dental plan, or check your local NHS practice... Jack and Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 96,700 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Hogwarts Plays Cupid by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Everyone knew Harry and Draco were meant to be... well, except for Harry and Draco. In an effort to save thier sanity, the people of Hogwarts decided to play matchmaker and get the infamopus couple d who said Dumbledore wasn't a great cupid?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Circo de Pastel by Mesita reviews
John Watson runs away to join a circus where he is forced to live with the resident consulting psychic. After one of the circus members is murdered, it's up to John and Sherlock to solve the case. Eventual Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Get a Room by PrettyArbitrary reviews
There are some things a man doesn't want to know about his brother, no matter how fond he is of spy cameras. Slash relationship and gratuitous discussion of sex, thank you Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Pretend by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Art of Persuasion by Lastew reviews
Sherlock sketching John on a boring afternoon.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Bloody Cliché by Miliazer reviews
An accidental post on John's blog which was honestly not meant for people to read. He was honestly just bored and missing Sherlock. Smut and fluff!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'm sane just ignore the knife behind my back by Heaven Or Hell reviews
Oh, how surprised he was when he answered the door and saw me standing there. Expecting someone else, Sasuke? Oh, how even more surprised he was when I burst trough, slamming the knife in his chest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
My Angel by Happii Haden reviews
Sasori pretends like Deidara is nothing to him to protect his reputation. At home, he says he loves him. Does he mean it? What happens when the blonde has had enough?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Come To Morning by sunnryder reviews
LOTR Fusion. John Watson was a Shire Hobbit, born and bred, and he was terrible at it. Until Sherlock. Now he's running around Middle Earth trying to stop a killer, and avoid Mycroft's schemes, while pretending he wasn't half mad in love with the Elf.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Death Messages by DupesClause reviews
After Sasori's death, Deidara soon finds himself receiving odd text messages from his dead boyfriend himself. -Character Death- R&R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
These Lines of Lightening by Handful of Silence reviews
AU. Ever since he was born, John has been able to perceive people's auras. So he can see straight away that there's something special about Sherlock Holmes. John/Sherlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Many Mornings After by lene-anschutz reviews
Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Adventures of Jaunty Jones by hklbry reviews
Ianto gets a life outside of Torchwood. His new friends know him about as well as the Team, i.e. not at all. Graphic Janto
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,809 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
SasoDei Home Sweet Home by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Guardian Angels aren't the only things watching you while you're asleep. Deidara has moved into a new house, which everyone claims to be haunted. The blonde doesn't believe his friends, but what will happen if it turns out that they are actually correct?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,687 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Ragnarok Cycle by goetterdamerung reviews
Jack and Ianto have a strange relationship, neither quite trusting the other. Embarking on a BDSM relationship is only the beginning of the drama. What happenes when Ianto's past catches up with his present... and can Jack hold it together?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Fingers Curled, Eyes Closed, Heart Shattered by Ravensbleeding reviews
He hates himself for ever falling in love with a man who already has a girlfriend, but when their hands meet under the desk Deidara likes to think that he can forget all of the pain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Harry's Tale by merick reviews
Harry Potter and his friends head back to Hogwarts to finish their seventh year, finally. Harry's journal recounts what happens as he tries to put the past behind him and live a normal life; but the appearance of former classmate throws it into disarray
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 99,956 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anticipation by spagtscully reviews
From the beginning, the buildup of Jack and Ianto's relationship. Dare Jack say…anticipation is one of the finer things in life…
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 154,616 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Drug by messlady reviews
A sequel to "Apology". Sasori got his punishment and now he sees everything in different colors. He wants more... and more... Rated M for a reason. DeiSaso smuttiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,395 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SasoDei Amaterasu's Cup by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori and Deidara are sent to collect a wishing bowl called Amaterasu's Cup. Afterwards Deidara drinks too much and ends up drunk. Sasori takes advantage and Deidara wakes up very pissed off at Sasori. But will Deidara say something he will soon regret?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Camera Flash by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is sick of Sasori always taking photos of him. Sasori in the end agrees, for he has something much more devious planned for his blonde partner. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemons/Smut, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Guide to Completion by Aralas reviews
AL SLASH. The heart of an elf prince longs to be whole, but a departed mother’s words and a broken gemstone are the only guides he has. The story is being REPOSTED with slight editions. Original plot remains. Apologies to those who have read it before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,550 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Holiday Airlines by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Sasori and Deidara find themselves stuck at the airport, waiting for a delayed flight during a mission. At first, Deidara feels like making 'art' but then his PDA fetish gets to him and Sasori indulges in it too. Lemon! SasoxDei. Warning: YAOI. DL, DR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Still Pools and Starlight by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. When centaurs kidnap a Hogwarts student, Auror Potter is tapped to find her. He understands that. What he doesn't understand is why he's being assigned astronomer Draco Malfoy, of all people, as a temporary partner. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
From Anonymous by Serephy reviews
Sasuke is given an assignment: to send letters to somebody in a different country without giving them his name. As he quickly grows an attachment to this person, he doesn't realize that his life is going to change forever. ItaSasu, onesided NaruSasu. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Swimming in Chains by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sadistic Sasuke is at the one year anniversary of team 7's reunion. But what happens when both he and sadistic Gaara find an entire room full of torture devices in the basement? Total sadistic chaos. Includes uncaring Neji and ChickenShit Naruto. GaaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Concession by Oraday reviews
It's Neji. It's Gaara. It's a PWP. Sometimes, the line between seme and uke can blur. Losing the arbitrary titles. It's all a concession.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Angels Refuse to Die by lunabasketcase reviews
Naruto tries to hide his cuts and bruses from team 7.Who is doing this to Naruto?How far will they push to uncover Naruto secret?Or can it push Naruto one step closer to the edge.Based on my childhood
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,052 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Change by Xeelee reviews
PostOotP. Left alone at Privet Drive. Harry realises he is too weak to face the Dark Lord, and so he has to change himself. Even if it means setting himself apart from his former friends. Dark!Harry, HD slash to come Don't like it, don't read it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,656 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Round the Twist by Lances reviews
HD. Harry and Draco end up having an eventful, interesting night at Hogwarts after witnessing something they'd rather not have witnessed. Arguments, pet ferrets and bonding. Slightly AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,876 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 4,627 - Follows: 519 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Bring Me To Life SasoDei reviews
Somethin's wrong with Sasori, and Deidara can tell. But Sasori is an intensly private person, and he doesn't want the brat intefering in his work. SasoDei, Yaoi, Angst, Oneshot, Songfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Circus reviews
Deidara is a circus brat obsessed with his 'perfect art'. Sasori is a workaholic puppeteer obssesed with his 'perfect art'. what happens when these two not-so conflicting ideas collide? Sasodei, Uchihacest will get VERY M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
The Storm Tree reviews
Naruto is lonely. Lonely, in pain, all by himself. So he runs. Anywhere, nowhere. Itachi is alone. Alone, sad, questioning his fragile sanity. so he stands in the rain, face tilted up to the sky. Will the storm bring them together or tear them apart?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U.