LifeInkognito
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Joined 06-15-11, id: 2991666, Profile Updated: 08-07-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

LifeInkognito writes fanfiction because she can't afford a therapist...

Hey, Inky here. I'm the typical young college student; I buy my clothes in thrift shops, consider easymac a food group, live out of my shower caddy, and... secretly write fanfictions at 3am after everyone else is asleep.

I like romcom movies, fantasy books, vintage items, and late night political comedy shows.

My real-life-self hates cheesy romance, doesn't belief in love at first sight, and is destined to be a tragically beautiful bachelorette for the rest of her life. However, my internet-self drools over the perfectly imperfect men of fiction like gentlemanly Mr. Darcy, rugged Indiana Jones, and even Disney's Flynn Rider. Sigh...

Follow me on my twitter account @LifeInkognito

My beautiful beta is ExquisiteEdward! (cough cough check out her fics they rock cough)


Completed Projects:

Sense of Honor (Short Story): The fluffiest period piece you'll ever read. Rated T.

Chapter 1: The Castle in Devon

Chapter 2: The Swan Estate; The Apple Orchard

Chapter 4: Edward's Manor

Cool (Short Story): Nerdy Edward Cullen will do anything for a chance to be with the sexy girl from his physics class. He's attracted to her like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. Rated M.

Edward Inspiration

Chapter 1: Polyvore by Julesaj11

Chapter 2: Polyvore by Julesaj11


Current Projects:

The Viking's Woman: When the Irish Kingdom of her father is attacked, Isabella is left with no choice but to marry the barbaric Viking Chieftain in order to protect her people. AGE OF EDWARD 2012 ENTRY.

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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 12681 - Favs: 6,072 - Follows: 5,415 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Water Landing by camoozle reviews
High School's a lot like a plane crash. You check for the exit. You secure your mask. And if you're lucky, you survive. AU, AH, All EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,105 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward
Win Some, Lose Some by Savage7289 reviews
Disorder has always been an issue for me - I just can't stand the unexpected. Everything in my life has been turned upside down, and I have no one to turn to. Do I? Quick Fic. EPOV. M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 108,875 - Reviews: 15024 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,155 - Follows: 7,822 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,708 - Follows: 6,546 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Viking's Woman reviews
When her Irish Kingdom is attacked, Isabella is left with no choice but to marry the barbaric Viking Chieftain in order to protect her people. Age of Edward 2012 EXPANDED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,548 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
Cool reviews
What happens when Nerdward gets trapped in a bathroom with the girl of his fantasies, the sexy and rebellious Bella Swan? Edward's floppy disc may turn into a hard drive. One-Shot EXPANDED. AUH Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Bella, Edward
Sense of Honor reviews
When Isabella Swan meets the insufferable, rude, and quick-witted British Colonel, Edward Cullen, her reputation - and therefore her chances at finding a respectable husband - are put in jeopardy. AUH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,909 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete