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Hello, my name is Laura and I am obsessed with everything Harry Potter.
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To James and Lily,
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."
"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"
"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"
"There's no need to call me sir Professor."
"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?"
"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!"
"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts."
"Blimey, Neville, there's a time for getting a smart mouth."
"Malfoy's got detention! I could sing."
"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed."
"Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."
"Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?"
Fred and George
"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."
"I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”
"Point is, people, don’t get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking he’s out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don’t count on him being a long way away if you’re planning to take any risks. I never thought I’d hear myself say it, but safety first!"
"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me … you’d think I’d said something terrible." -Oliver Wood
"Fine. Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh." -Molly Weasley
"I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid." -Lily Evans
"The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." -Ginny Weasley
"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." -Remus Lupin
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" -Molly Weasley
"I am sorry too. Sorry I will never know him...but he will know why I died and I hope he will understand I was trying to make a world in which he could live a happier life." -Remus Lupin
"I'll join you when hell freezes over." -Neville Longbottom
"Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?"
"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.
Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?" said a cold, drawling voice.
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
"Mr. Weasley, it's Harry.. the fireplace has been blocked up. You won't be able to get through there."
"But I think Durmstrang must be somewhere in the far north," said Hermione thoughtfully. "Somewhere very cold, because they’ve got fur capes as part of their uniforms."
A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way."
Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
"Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.
"Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
"And that's Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle," said a dreamy voice, echoing over the grounds. "He did the commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked like it. Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he's playing them - oh, look, he's lost the Quaffle. Ginny took it from him. I do like her, she's very nice..."
Ron: “Sure you’re not thinking of Gorgovitch?”
“Seventeen, eh!” said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.