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Author has written 13 stories for Smurfs, Twilight, Harry Potter, Divergent Trilogy, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Sherlock.

I'm don't.diss.the.puff, previously awesomeness33. I ship Johnlock and Destiel like nobody's business. Trying to figure out how to write fics for TV shows.

I like your shoelaces. DFTBA.


My Fics

Harry Potter- Dobby's Diary, Hopeless, Invisible, The Defining Moment

Twilight- Leah's Journal, Shades of Twilight

Lord of the Rings- Good Things Never Last

Smurfs- Smurfette's Song

The Hunger Games- Not This Time, Amare Memoria

Divergent- Paralyzed

Percy Jackson and the Olympians- Boys are for Mortals


If you flame me, I'll just say...

HATERS GONNA HATE

WAITERS GONNA WAIT

POTATOES GONNA POTATE

ALLIGATORS GONNA ALLIGATE

PROCRASTINATORS GONNA PROCRASTINATE

GEOMETRY TEACHERS GONNA NEGATE

RAIN CLOUDS GONNA PRECIPITATE

DALEKS GONNA EXTERMINATE

DOCTORS GONNA REGENERATE

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20 Simple Questions by TheEvilPinkCupcake reviews
What's your favorite hair color? What's your greatest fear? What's your favorite number? These may seem like simple questions, but simple questions don't always have simple answers. The Marauders begin posting polls on the notice board, and what starts off as an unimportant game for entertainment starts to bring two people closer together. Guess who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,992 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/25/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Normality by xXHiddenSecretXx reviews
"I'm not normal." I don't even realise I've said the words out loud at first. Those words that often worm their way through my mind, that have been instilled into me from birth by Mother. His words shock me. "And what defines normal for you?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,025 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Detention Please by Stars and Stripes reviews
500-Word one-shots of practical jokes and hilarious stunts from your favorite twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,192 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Life Makes Love Look Hard by twilight37 reviews
After living through nine months of a planned teen pregnancy, Edward and Bella have been through everything. Now done with high school, and with their baby finally here, they're ready to take on the world together - living the life they had never planned for, discovering family secrets, and falling even more in love... finding that, sometimes, life makes love look hard. Sequel .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 146,422 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Werewolf and the Twin by xXRockerBabeXx reviews
Ariel Vanderwik, an exchange student from America, comes to Hogwarts and finds herself hard pressed to keep her secret from the people who she comes to love most. Crushing on Fred Weasley doesn't make that any easier. OC/Fred Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,120 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011 - OC, Fred W.
people who need people by lost in a musical daydream reviews
Rachel doesn't think anything will ever be the same again. / / Warning: character death and two instances of potty mouth.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Rachel B., Finn H.] - Complete
You're only in trouble if you get caught by Wonderstruck Pen reviews
Luke's philosophy and how they've used it on the run. Written for Ship Weeks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
The PJO Fanfictionary by Wonderstruck Pen reviews
There's a dictionary, then there's a fanfictionary. For those of you that can't get the hang of our slang, the story provides a definition and an example of how the term would be used in the fandom.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012
It's Called Fanfiction by RavenclawWithHisNoseInABook reviews
Harry and Ron burst into the room. "Rose, Albus, is it it true?" Harry asked. "What's true?" Rose and Albus said at the same time. "You two being in love with each other!" Ron exclaimed. "And where did you get that idea?" Rose and Albus asked, laughing. "Some website where are there are stories about us!" "Dad, it's called Fanfiction..." And so the reading of Fanfictions begins...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012
Love and Other Disasters by accioremote7 reviews
The classic story. Boy meets girl. The boy, James Potter, falls in love. The girl, Lily Evans… not so much. But, then again, if you throw in magic, best mates, slaggy girls, Quidditch, school exams, and a war… anything can happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,989 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Four Anthems: The 21st Hunger Games by TheRealMrPotter reviews
A brother to avenge, a destiny to escape, a family to protect, a reputation to uphold. Four people, with four different anthems, will enter the Games, but only one will play on. Let it begin.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Female Morphling, Male Morphling
Footnotes by kateofallpeople reviews
Hermione hides letters in library books - but never expects a reply. She and her new friend confide in each other, ultimately fall in love - but can such a love story turn deadly when their identities are revealed? HBP, T for Language, Violence. Sequel entitled 'Headlines' coming soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,263 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Week by maritheninja reviews
Hermione has her mind set to think that Fred cannot take a relationship seriously. He makes a deal with her that he has exactly one week to change her mind about him. Will his Weasley charm and humour be enough to make the girl fall for him? FWHG / HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,701 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Golden Slumbers by LaurenNicole97 reviews
America is, and always had been, absolutely terrified of thunderstorms and the dark, and has been careful about not letting anyone know. But what happens when a storm causes the power to out during a G8 meeting? No pairings, PLATONIC brotherly USUK. Immense heaps of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Great Bella Body Switch by Gamma Orionis reviews
Our favourite Bella and our least favourite Bella get some quality time in each others' lives. I have to reread Twilight to do this, so please review out of pity if nothing else. Don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5337 - Favs: 9,021 - Follows: 3,402 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fellowship Goes to the Mall by Smorelet4077 reviews
Aragorn just wants to buy a birthday gift for Arwen. Too bad the rest of the Fellowship's craziness threatens to make that task an impossible one! Lots of pointless insanity ahead - you have been warned!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Aragorn - Complete
Lockers by HecateA reviews
Percy isn't the type to decorate his locker with pictures, band buttons, fancy little magnets, mirrors, and baskets for crayons. But he did once. Pretty fluffy. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Sixty Days by HecateA reviews
What if you only had sixty days to live after being reborn? What if you knew the person you loved only had days? What would you do, with who would you do it, and what ghosts would you deal with? Frank and Hazel need to answer those questions; fast. Oneshot. Written for Percy Jackson Ship Weeks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,490 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Frank Z., Hazel L. - Complete
Foals, Colts and Fillies by HecateA reviews
Blackjack and Skippy have been a couple for a year, and they're about to be even closer for nine months, with their owners in a frenzy... Post war with Gaia. Oneshot dedicated to I am Reyna daughter of Bellona.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,887 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Blackjack - Complete
Lightning in the Flames by george's firework reviews
We know the story of Harry, Hermione, and Ron but there are other characters in the series that weren't covered so thoroughly. This is the story of two twins by the names of Gred and Forge, so sit down and listen closely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Brief But Beautiful by Exceeds Expectations reviews
In which Hannah works in a bakery, Luna grows sunflowers, and goodbyes taste like vanilla icing. /First Place in both WeasleySeeker's Goodbye Competition and the lola's Last Kiss Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Hannah A., Luna L. - Complete
The Anniversary by Quinn Anderson reviews
On the one-year anniversary of Sherlock's fall, John visits his grave. Post-TRF, Johnlock. Written for heretherebefandom for the Tumblr Johnlock gift exchange.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Worth A Thousand Words by george's firework reviews
A collection of very short chapters detailing Severus Snape's thoughts on Lily Evans, and hers on him, at various stages in their lives. Not in any set order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 33,563 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Crazy Eights by KTstoriesandstuff reviews
Harry Potter Weasley was sent to The Burrow instead of his Aunt Petunia's house after the death of his parents. From his first morning, he embarks on his adventure as the seventh Weasley boy. As he grows, he is bathed in the protective love of his large eccentric family. Takes place until he gets to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,486 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
I Was That Boy by SuperHypnotic reviews
The year is 1918. Seventeen year old Edward Cullen is excited for his birthday so he can finally join the war, that is, until Isabella Swan crosses his path. Intrigued and fascinated by the quiet brunette, he quickly learns she is everything he desires, but Bella's dark past threatens to tear them apart. Can this doomed couple fight against the odds, or will fate claim them both?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Bella, Edward
Chocolate At An Early Hour by this SHIP of FOOLS reviews
Tonks wakes up to find that beside her, the bed is cold. Remus usually is there. It is one in the morning. What on earth could he be up to? Eated T because I'll let you make your own assumptions about what goes on in the bedroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/26/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Operation Inked by Quinn Anderson reviews
John has a tattoo, and Sherlock won't rest until he's seen it. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Visitor by Lady Sophie of Lalaland reviews
A woman from the real world is thrown into the world of Harry Potter, and her foreknowledge of events can be used to save lives, as well as redeeming a bitter potions master.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 371,763 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Severus S., OC
5 Waysto Distract Annabeth Chase from her homework by HecateA reviews
A useful guide by Percy Jackson. Sorry for the lack of space in the title, the title was too long .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Twisting Lines by alindy reviews
"She regretted living, but never for a second did she regret volunteering." Madge after winning the Games and the business of rebuilding .:. G/M
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Madge U., Gale H. - Complete
Act 2715 by LadyLissaLight reviews
Kingsley Shacklebolt is cornered in his office by three overbearing wizards. When they emerge, a change takes hold of the wizarding world – Act 2715. What is this act and why does it have Hermione spending so much time with Blaise Zabini? DMxHG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,811 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
April Fools! by Sasparilla123 reviews
Outtake from Remus Lupin: BAMF. Complete and utter crackfic, in which Sirius kills Mary Sue because honestly, the only person who gets to be that ridiculous is HIM. There is no honour in this fic. Only shame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Grocery Store by Spongyllama reviews
Obi-Wan contemplates if he's the only sane one in the galaxy as he and Anakin visit a supermarket to pick up groceries for the Jedi Council. Filled to the brim of banter, shenanigans, and unexpected encounters. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,916 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
At last by GingerPygmy99 reviews
I Know I put this as complete, but I just had to add a chapter! Please read and review. They were making there way to them, over the horizon, the line of funeral goers...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Phoenix Revolution by thir13enth reviews
To their dismay, the fiery Katniss Rebellion was extinguished under a blanket of Snow. Those left still held the spark, the Districts vowed to rise against-that for the next game, they planned to gain what was lost...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012
19 Years Of Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
Filling in the 19 years J.K. skipped over, except... on Facebook! Sequel to "Harry Potter Got a Facebook."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011
New Events by LadyLissaLight reviews
"The Tri-wizard Tournament is to be held again" - "I could get any girl." "Even Granger?" "Yep." "I dare you to seduce her." "Done." - "Hermione, who are you going to the ball with?" "... Draco Malfoy." "WHAT?" Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,515 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Narrative Collection of Harry Potter by Dantegate reviews
Originally dedicated to only Severus Snape, this collection has evolved into a series of short narrative poems dedicated to the characters of Harry Potter. Come and enjoy some poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
For a Case by CKerased reviews
Sherlock convinces John to come to a gay bar with him to get information for a murder case. When Sherlock begins getting a bit too friendly with one possible witness, John intervenes. Jealous!John. SherlockxJohn Rated K for an f-bomb.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One Step Forward by faballa reviews
If you had the chance, would you go back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Let Me Be Your Wings by buckwolvhoosier reviews
King Galbatorix shrinks his only daughter as punishment for helping the Varden. As she goes on an incredible journey, she falls in love with Eragon. Can they sustain their love, or will her curse keep them from ever truly being together?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,979 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eragon S. - Complete
Boggart by alindy reviews
Drabbles showing every Harry Potter character's boggart. Some you know, some you don't, and some you only thought you knew...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 14,884 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Live to Surprise by toavoidconversation reviews
One Shot, which may become a series if people are interested: Severus and Lily meet in the Astronomy Tower, and each surprises the other. Fluff, Snily... enough said, really. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hermione's Flamer by XiXi Scarlett reviews
Sequel to 'Will You Read This, Draco' Hermione's checking her reviews when she comes across a mysterious flame... DracoxHermione, RonxLavender. Again, this is anything BUT normal! T to be safe... Teeny itty bit of romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dancing With No Music by toavoidconversation reviews
"Katie Bell, I promise you, you will never go to a Ball, or a dance, or a party, or even a wedding, without a date, because I will always be there. Got that?" Fred/Katie oneshot. please r&r! I don't own HP :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Fred W., Katie B. - Complete
his hufflepuff angel by george's firework reviews
He doesn't care that she's in the year below, or that she's in Hufflepuff, or that she makes him feel all jelly-like inside when he sees her - he just cares about her. Freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Conversations and Constellations by alliencat reviews
Luna and Neville share a dance and a moment at Bill and Fleur's wedding. Please review, feedback is wonderful! Four chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter Got a Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
What if everyone in the world of Harry Potter got a Facebook? Summarizing the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
my torn half of a heart by george's firework reviews
They were the ultimate pranksters, the infamous duo, he was the Forge to his Gred, but now he's gone and George isn't dealing with it. Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Strange Obsessions by toeragssssss reviews
Written for the Strange Obsession Challenge by I.C.Nargles! First prompt is Draco and an iPod, second is Voldie and a Wii.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Kuch Khaas (Something Special) by lost in a musical daydream reviews
Lily and James are uncertain of their feelings - could it be love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Snape and Co's Profiles by XiXi Scarlett reviews
Related to 'Will You Read This, Draco' and 'Hermione's Flamer'. From the makers who brought you said stories, comes... THEIR FANFICTION PROFILES! Requests on who you want next are welcome! T to be safe...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete
Solitary Serpent by lost in a musical daydream reviews
He knows he can't have her, but it doesn't stop him from wanting her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] James P. - Complete
Life After You by DearJournal reviews
Severus Snape mourns the death of the one person who made his life worth living. Ack! Summ sucks, please read?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Will You Read This, Draco? by XiXi Scarlett reviews
When Draco reads Hermione's...intersting fanfic, does he love it or does his brain melt? Crack-fic. OOC. Well, anything you could say, but this is ANYTHING but normal. NOW HAS A SEQUEL! Find it on my profile!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Man and his Fedora by george's firework reviews
Very fluffy freeverse between Katie and George, surrounding George's new, favourite hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - George W., Katie B.
The Definition of Denial by SilverScreech reviews
Iggy tries to convince himself he's not falling for Nudge... And fails miserably. Niggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Iggy, Nudge
Professor Umbridge's Punishment by malfoyforever reviews
Umbridge decides to punish her fifth years by making them read Twilight. Join Harry, Ron, and others, such as teachers and Death Eaters, as they get through the book. AU, obviously. Warning: Do not read if you are against Twilight bashing. HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P.
For I am a mere Sorting Hat by malfoyforever reviews
Which House would Twilight characters be in IF they went to Hogwarts? Not really a story, inspired by Loveliest Tragedies's "Half Blood Houses". Chapter 1: The Olympic Coven. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sorting Hat, Bella - Complete
Under the Tree by george's firework reviews
In the summer before their fifth year, Lily and Severus steal a moment under the tree in the park where they first met.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Are you SURE this is flammable? by Adorkable Super Dorks reviews
Explosions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Fred W., Iggy
Untouchables: Another Chance by UnvailTheTruth reviews
REAL SUMMARY IN MY BIO! Super¡Harry Dumbledore Bashing Harry gains some new friends that'll make him stronger than ever. Ancient magic from his deceased grandmother is used to bring his parents forward in time but they'll be forced to return on 10/31/1980
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,568 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Counter Conversations by alindy reviews
How she ended up sitting on a counter with George Weasley, licorice, and no wands while a killer mouse swarmed below she'd never know. She was seriously going to kill Charlie for going on that date...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Five Places Cinna Came From by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Cinna did not come from the Capitol. Five paths he took out of the Districts, and why he set a nation on fire. A series of five character exploration pieces about Cinna the Conspirator.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,351 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Cinna, Finnick O. - Complete
That Day by toavoidconversation reviews
Lily Evans muses over her previous relationship with Severus Snape. Can she really bear to let him go? LE/SS One-shot, please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
Dear Lily by toavoidconversation reviews
Severus writes his final letter to Lily on the Valentine's Day before the war...Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Battlestars and Millenniums: In the Cereal Aisle by CarribbeanLady reviews
Seth Clearwater could be described as many things. Nerd. Computer extraordinaire. But never could he be described as a lady's man. But while perusing the grocery store for sugar one day he finds a cereal box that would forever change his life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Seth
Mythical Creatures Like Big Butts by FullmetalVampire123 reviews
This is the story of Seth Clearwater, and how he manages to get one song stuck in everyone's heads. Canon. OOC. Takes place during Eclipse. T for language. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Seth, Edward - Complete
I Feel Pretty, Oh so Pretty! by Luci-Marlena reviews
Happy Halloween! Seth and Leah when they were kids on Halloween... I look so pretty, they said I looked beautiful, prettier than Emily. Good, because this is my costume. I don’t care what anyone says, I look good and I know it! Young Seth POV. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Seth, Leah - Complete
Kill Gilderoy, Volume One by faballa reviews
While the Golden Trio attempts to stop the heir of Slytherin, two students opt to embark on a different sort of challenge: First degree murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - OC, Severus S.
Voldemort's HistoryMaking Campaign of the Century by faballa reviews
In his quest for love, Voldemort finds the one way to make everyone adore him. He'll run for president! Everyone loves presidential candidates, right? But what happens when the people start to like his opponent, the most repulsive man ever, more than him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 4,639 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Teacher's Guide to Dictatorship Rebellions by faballa reviews
A man has a large amount of power bestowed on him that he doesn't really want, and it's up to a group of angry professors to take, er, relieve him of that power. Though many are willing, one must battle what may be love...or lust. Whatever. REVISED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,853 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - OC, Severus S.
Hooray for Not being Dead, Fired, or Eaten! by faballa reviews
Three friends embark on a journey. Along the way they will face many trials. Should one speak of his love for the other? Should faces be pierced? And, GASP, will they all be forced to share a room? Only time will tell, and this story, will tell. REPOSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,736 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
A Wedding to End All Weddings by faballa reviews
One wedding. One heart-stopping revelation. One cold-hearted wench who wants to destroy it all. And one dress that's a little too revealing for the altar. Can three mildly insane friends save this trainwreck of a celebration? REVISED & REPOSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,425 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
You are the Muse of my Hate by faballa reviews
One is mistaken for a prostitute on a regular basis. People have a tedency towards running away screaming from another. The third is barely considered human, especially not by the first two. REVISED & REPOSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
But You're My Best Friend! by faballa reviews
The new professor needs a job. Snape doesn't need help. Dumbledore listens to the prettier of the two. Will Snape fire her? Fall in love with her? Kill her? Set in PoA. Rated T for language. All characters property of J. K. Rowling. Reposted and revised!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,285 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Death Eaters: The First Four Years by faballa reviews
When Voldemort took in his main group of Death Eaters, could he have made some...mistakes? Could it have possibly been unwise for him to hire groups of teenagers right out of school, especially teens with severe social "intricacies?" This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Voldemort
Well, to be Honest by faballa reviews
A Death Eaters meeting starts with a bit of wine, and ends in tears. Whose tears? Well, you'd be surprised about what contents can get to, um, "people."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Something Different by LiveLoveLaugh77 reviews
One day, Roy held his best friend, Beatrice' hand, like he'd done a million times before, and yet he felt something amazing...something different. D RoyxBeatrice
Hoot - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007
The Secret Lives of Hufflepuffs by L.lulu reviews
They've always been ignored shoved into the background. But now, it is time for their turn in the spotlight. We bring you, the secret lives of Hufflepuffs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Ernie M., Hannah A.
Temptation Of Madness by adromir reviews
Is something wrong with the Mirkwood princes? Why do they behave so strangely at the midnight hour? Does anyone knows the reason why?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Legolas
Two In A Tub by adromir reviews
Legolas plus Rain plus Mud equals to DISASTER! And wait until it's time to give the little prince a bath! A certain elven king is going to have the biggest headache ever!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Fireside Reassurances by Ariana Black reviews
RemusTonks Spoilers for OoTP. Tonks is worried about Remus. He refuses to sleep, and works himself into near exhaustion. When she tries to help him, they find the strength they need move on in each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2003 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
The Marauder Singing Contest (The Rematch!) by Ariana Black reviews
At long long last, the final reults are in! See who you chose to win the Singing Contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,836 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002
The Twelve Days Of Christmas by Ariana Black reviews
Sweet little christmas story. Lily wants to give the Marauders the perfect Christmas, but Snape complicates things. Can she help him and help everyone find the true meaning of Christmas?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,634 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2001 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
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Make No Promises reviews
Irene Adler has information that John will do anything to get. Dubcon, post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - John W., Irene A. - Complete
The Defining Moment reviews
Everyone has a moment that clearly shows who they are. Read to find out what the Harry Potter characters think of as theirs. Part 1 of my Moment miniseries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012
Not This Time reviews
Welcome to the 43rd Hunger Games! The districts are in chaos, the Capitol is losing control, and there are hints of rebellion in the air. The Capitol's solution? An unforgettable Games. Previously Expect the Unexpected.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012
Shades of Twilight reviews
Read about the Cullens and Quileutes talking about random colors! Humor because it's funny and Friendship because everyone's friends!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Boys are for Mortals reviews
When Thalia left her life to join the Hunters of Artemis, she had hoped to leave her disastrous memories of her love life behind. Apparently that's not the case... A poem written for PJO Ship Week, Thalia/Luke
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
Amare Memoria reviews
75 years in the arena, 1718 dead, 82 living on in glory. But who mourns for the lost souls of the victors? Is living through the memories really better than dying? After all, when you kill someone, a part of you dies too.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Complete
Hopeless reviews
Justin was turned into a dementor on his 16th birthday. Now it's three years later, and the only girl he's ever loved was convicted of a crime she didn't commit and was sent to Azkaban. Can he overcome his transformation, or are they all doomed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011
Leah's Journal reviews
When Leah Clearwater goes running in the woods, she runs into a mysterious teenager. She never knew how quickly he would turn her life upside down. LeahClearwater X OC. REWRITE. Written in freeverse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Leah
Dobby's Diary reviews
Adopted from L98N. Dobby's diary, in his own words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Dobby
Good Things Never Last reviews
"His face towards the sky, a downpour of rain. Lost in his memories of love and of pain." Love, loss, hope, hopelessness, will there be a heartbreak or a happy ending?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Invisible reviews
Hermione's always loved Ron, but to him she remains Invisible. A songfic to Invisible by Taylor Swift.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Paralyzed reviews
What could Peter, the most fearless initiate, possibly be scared of?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Peter - Complete
Smurfette's Song reviews
Collection of songfics about Smurfette and Clumsy Smurf.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete