Author has written 9 stories for Powerpuff Girls, Teen Titans, Shake It Up!, Fish Hooks, Clique, and Victorious.
I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
NO CHEATING!!!!! C'mon, it's in the good spirit of things!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
Alright, answer time!
1. You are completely in love with this person.
Fun, right? Do you know what my wish was? It was...
HA! Not telling! If you tell it won't come true, right?
Anyway, until next time...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
What A Boyfriend Should Do:
When she walks away mad...
When she stares at your mouth...
When she pushes you or hits you...
Grab her and don't let go.
When she's quiet...
Ask her what's wrong.
When she ignores you...
Give her you FULL attention.
When she pulls away...
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worse...
Tell her she is beautiful.
When you see her start to cry...
Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking...
Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared...
When she lays her head on your shoulder...
Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat...
Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.
When she teases you...
Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer you for a long time...
Reasure her that everything is alright.
When she looks at you with doubt..
Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you...
She really does...more than you understand.
When she grabs at your hand...
Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumbs into you..
Bump her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret...
Keep it safe and untold.
When she looks into your eyes...
Don't look away until she does.
When she misses you...
She's hurting inside.
When you break her heart...
The pain NEVER really goes away.
When she says 'it's over'...
She still wants you to be hers.
When she re-posts this bullentin...
She WANTS you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her...
Even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad...
Hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she okay...
Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know...
she will remember you.
Call her at 12:00...
Just to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and...
after you wake up.
Treat her like...
she's ALL that matters to you.
and let her tease you back.
Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her...
even if you think it is stupid.
Give her the world...
and let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and alone...
Hang out with her.
Let her know how important she is to you...
and kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is...
"Who's ass am I kicking, babe?"
If you post this in the next four minutes...
The one you love will:
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process
FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you
FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff
BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test
BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch
BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours
FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."
FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap
BEST FRIENDS: Forever
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
I want a guy...
Who calls you beautiful instead of HOT.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to see you sleep.
The boy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Who thinks you're just as pretty without make-up on.
The one who is constantly reminding you of HOW MUCH HE CARES ABOUT YOU and how lucky he is to have you.
Copy and paste this to your profile if...
You believe that you deserve a guy like this.
You believe that there is a perfect for you out there.
You believe in True love.
My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.
My prince doesn't sparkle either.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it
If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you're mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you've ever thought that the sun hid in the fridge at night, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to leave your window open for a werewolf to come through and then got up in the middle of the night and closed it 'cause it's so cold, copy and past this into your profile.
1. Music is my biggest passion next to writing. Singing your heart out, what's better than that?
2. There hasn't been a day where I've ACTUALLY updated on time.
3. Harry Potter forreeveerrr! ! ! !
4. I LOVE Copy & Paste (If you haven't figured that out by now...)
5. Austin and Ally! :D
6. I started watching Young Justice and I must say it's really good. I love it!
7. I hope to have one of my books published one day.
8. I like magic.
9. I wish I could fly.
10. I wish I had a pony.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.
If you can listen to music for hours on end because it touches your heart, copy and paste this.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
Funny Quotes And Random Things:
Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls?
(This was written by a guy) (Don't break this, its so sweet! :) 1. They always smell good even if its just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when their asleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even though its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we won't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt anymore.
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they became everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of mind but of the heart. A feeling.
This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this.
Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!
NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!
The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet.
Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "Why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... Not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises.
Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted.
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
Please tell the doctors, I know they did try.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I saw the bright light, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
PLEASE READ. If this doesn't touch you... Wow, then you are nowhere NEAR human.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
HOW GUYS FLIRT:
1.He stares at you alot.
2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You were invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)
HOW GIRLS FLIRT:
1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? )
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible Now make a wish... Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
COLTHES THAT I THOUGHT WERE CUTE!!!
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
(If you love your dad, copy and paste this into your profile)
Pepsi or Coke?: Coke
Soda or Juice?: Soda.
7up or Sprite?: Sprite.
Yellow or Purple?: Purple.
Blue or Green?: Blue
Rock or Rap?: Rap
TV or Movies?: Movies
Scary or Comedy: Comedy
Night or Morning?: Night
Kisses or Hugs?: Hugs
Life or Death?: Life
Up or Down?: Up?
Noise or Silence?: Silence
Run or Walk?: Walk
Burger King or McDonald's?: McDonalds
Apples or Bananas?: Apples
Mexican or Italian Food?: I can't decide!
Winter or Summer?: I love both!
Spring or Autumn?: Autumn
Chocolate or Candy?: Chocolate!
Chicken or Beef?: Chicken
Left or Right?: Right
Doritos or Cheetos?: Cheetos
Cold or Hot?: Either way is complicated.
Weird or Normal?: Weird.
School or No School?: School (Its not that bad if you don't about all the evil people there)
Meat or Fish?: Meat.
Long or Short Nails?: Middle
Hot Fudge or Caramel?: Fudge
Halloween or Christmas?: How could you possibly pick only one?
Pizza or Spaghetti?: I wuv it both.
Scream or Cry?: Cry
Camera or Digital Camera?: A digital camera.
DVD or VHS?: DVD
Pickles or Cucumbers?: Pickles.
Love or Hate?: Love :)
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate is where it's at
Latte or Espresso?: I don't drink either.
Outside or Inside?: Inside.
Evil or not Evil?: Both at times.
Clean or Dirty: Clean.
Bad or Good?: We all have a little of both in us.
Sunrise or Sunset?: Who cares? I don’t pay attention to either of them.
Truth or Lies?: Truth.
Apples or Oranges?: Both!
Teacher or Student?: Student (Well not forever, let's not get to crazy"
Rich or Poor?: In between
Sports or Reading?: Reading!
Cookies or Cake?: Depends
Town or City?: Town
Birds or Horses?: Horses.
Cats or Dogs?: Doggies!
Monkeys or Penguins?: I always wanted to hold a monkey!
Rain or Snow?: Rain is so pretty to watch.
Sun or Moon?: Both
Smart or Dumb?: I want to graduate.
Cd's or Mp3 Players: iPods
Baked or Mashed Potatoes: Baked
Motel or Hotel?: Hotel
Cars or Buses?: Cars
Trains or Planes?: Planes are a whole lot faster.
Forks or Spoons?: I can’t say
Family Guy or Simpson's?: Simpsons
South Park or SpongeBob?: Spongebob
Money or Love?: Love love love love love
Hamburgers or Hotdogs?: Depends.
Nachos or French Fries?: French Fries.
Blue or Green Eyes?: Green.
Blonde or Brunette?: Brunette.
Converses or Etnies?: Converses
Pen or Pencil?: Which ever I have on me
Beach or Pool?: Pool
Dolphins or Whales?: Dolphins for sure.
Drums or Guitars?: Both
Salt or Pepper?: Pepper.
Basketball or Football: Football.
Soccer or Baseball?: Baseball.
Skittles or Starbursts?: Both
Finding Nemo or Shrek?: Shrek.
Sausage or Bacon?: BACON!!!...with a side of sausage.
Skateboard or Roller Blades?: Neither, I’ll fall off both. LoL.
Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: Ferris wheel.
Wet or Dry?: Depends?
Circus or Carnival?: Carnivals have more to do……
Bath or Shower: Shower.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
I don't update as often that's because I have this disease called...Laziness and it prevents me from alot of things...In reality I have other stuff to do, but that doesn't matter cuz noone wants to hear a life story. Anywho...I love anime and other stuff like Big Time Rush...Wait... Green Apples...Popcorn...Austin & Ally...Fairies...Um...Leprechauns...Spongebob...and a whole bunch of stuff. I also like movies that don't make sense to normal people...but then again I'm not normal at all. Seriously. But my favorite character is STEWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOGER!!!!
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Deidara-kunisMine (Deidara, Lee, Neji, Itachi, Garra, Snape, Zuko, Zero, Hidan, L, Pein!), XxXDeidara_lverXxX (Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, L, Edward Elric, Sasuke, Kiba, Gaara, Hidan, Itachi, Pein, DEIDARA!!), Won-ton wolf ( sasori, deidara, naruto), icyprincess1 (Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Sasori, Pein, Tobi, Zero, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Satoshi, Daisuke, Dark, and Krad), Marshmellowtime (Ikuto, Nadeshiko, Iggy, Gaara, Naruto, Minato, Itachi, Sasori, Pein, Sasuke, Kakashi, Obito, Zero, Genma, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Neji, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Hikaru.) 1CursedAngel, (Gokudera Hayato, (HE IS MINE, DAMMIT!) Yamamoto Takeshi, Irie Shoichi, Byrukan, Sasuke, Tsukune, Tamaki Suoh, Percy Jackson, Itsuki Koizumi, America/Alfred, Japan, Holy Rome...etc...too many to list lol), Princess Dork (too many to name lol), Kadienewberg (don't laugh but it was a squirel :D)
-Girls Don't Realize These Things- (I'm A Girl, Too, and I Do Realize These)
that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes
3) How many houses have you lived in? Just one
4) Favorite candy bar? Things with chocalate.
5) Favorite shoes? Winter boots and Flats.
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Oh yeah
7) Least favorite school subject? Math
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No!
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yeah and I asked the Teacher if I can go to the bathroom but she said no (Stupid).
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Alot of things my brain is weird.
12) Favorite genre of music? Pop, Soft Rock, Hip Hop, Rap, Some Country, No Metal
13) What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio and I'm proud!!!
14) What time were you born? Ask my parents.
15) Do you like beer? Never tried it, but...:)
16) Ever made a prank phone call? YEAH!!
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't own any.
18) Are you sarcastic? All the time
19) What are your favorite colors? Blue, purple.
20) How many watches do you own? None.
21) Summer or winter? Fall.
23) Favorite color to wear? Blue
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite
5) What color is your cell phone? Purple
26) Where is your second home? My bestie's place
27) Have you ever slapped someone? yes
28) Have you ever had a cavity? Four, but now they say my teeth are BEAUTIFUL!!!
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Three.
30) How many video games do you own? I lost them all.
31) What was your first pet? A dog named Max, my dad gave him away on my birthday...
32) Ever had braces? Right now, THERE BLUE.
33) Do looks matter? No...
34) Do you use chapstick? Yep
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School...Next year i'll be there.
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? I don't know, I don't shop there.
37) Are you too forgiving? Yeah.
38) How many children do you want? Three.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? What's that?
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Ihop pancakes.
41) Do you own a gun? No.
42) Ever thought you were in love? yeah
43) When was the last time you cried? About two weeks ago.
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Dance around like a dork.
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? I. Never. Been. There.
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yeah, kids can be cruel in second grade.
47) Have you ever been in a castle? I want to.
48) Nicknames? Not gonna say...it's too embarrassing
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? LOL no!!
50) Ever been to Kentucky? Nope
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? NOPE
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? My dad.
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? My Bestie!
55) Do you own a diamond ring? I wish...
56) Are you happy with your life right now? I'm still living, so yeah.
57) Do you dye your hair? I want high lights.
58) Does anyone like you? No Idea
59) What year were you born? 1998!! 90'S BABIES RULE!!!!!!!!!!
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I don't know, talking to god.
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No.
62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's, their chicken is better.
63) Do you like yourself? Yeah I LOVE myself
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Daddy's girl.
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? ?? If you'r talking about a boy their smile...I'm a sucker for dimples :D
66) Are you afraid of the dark? Yeah, I hide under the covers.
67) Have you ever eaten paste? No
68) Do you own a webcam? No.
69) Have you ever stripped? No...
70) Ever broke a bone? Sprained if it counts...?
72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope
73) Pringles or Lays? Lays.
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Not that i'm sure of...
75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats!!!!!!!
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House.
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I'm not there I don't know.
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yeah. :'(
79) Do you have a birth mark? No, but these boys at school keep asking me...
80) Do you own a car? I have a chauffeur...LOL, my parents.
81) Can you cook? YEP!!
82) 3 things that annoy you:
2. Racists, sexists, and prejudiced people that try to force-feed you their beliefs. Otherwise I'm very open to their opinions
3. People that think their gods gift to the world, (stuck up snobs.)
83) Do you text message often? Maybe...
84) Money or love? Love
85) Do you have any scars? yeah.
86) What do you want more than anything right now? To have my very own Restruant.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? NO!!!, but my friends do...they are real freaks but I love them.
88) Relationships or one night stands? A REAL RELATIONSHIP!!!
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Sometimes
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No.
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Color Pencils!
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My Mom :D
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Movie theater, they made me wait forever.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? I forgot.
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My Daddy :D
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? A really cute boy.
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? What?
100) Who was the last person that called you? My Bestfriend!
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Lollipops turn into cigarettes.
The innocent ones turn into sluts.
Soda becomes vodka.
Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?
When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties?
War was only a card game.
The only things that hurt were skinned knees.
Cheating only happened in games.
And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow
These Ones I Found I Give All Credit To Whomever Came Up With Them I Like Them And I Don't Want Anyone To Think I Stole Them From The Rightful Owner!!!!
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
It's never a childs fault. If you're against Child abuse please copy and paste this on your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays a book you like. Crazy is when you scribble down on every paper you get "Gaara is hot." Crazy is when you laugh really hard for no reason, then snort, and laugh harder. Crazy is when you watch someone do something then sing 'Whatcha doin'?' .' If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 50/100 apply to me.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door.
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else.
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke.
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan.
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk.
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock.
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in.
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.
39. Walked into a pole.
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident.
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house.
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on.
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small.
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it.
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.
48. Have poked yourself in the eye.
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair.
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil.
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on.
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa.
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it.
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence.
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person.
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side.
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught.
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face.
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb.
73. Ran into a door jam.
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid.
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it.
76. Have purposely licked playground sand.
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band.
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't.
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people.
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out.
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off.
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about.
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird.
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil.
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them.
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper.
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours.
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs.
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before.
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair
She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die
She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people do stupid things.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.(once or twice...)
At some point in time you wanted to be a skateboarder.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV.
Scary movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Dogs are better than cats.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewellery (kinda)
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up (no make up. I hate that stuff with all my gut)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
Imma a total girl.
if you have pushed a door that said pull or vise versa paste this into your profile
if you want to learn japenese copy/paste this into your profile
if you hate those irritating misqutios giving you misqito bights copy/paste this into your profile
if you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room copy and paste this into your profile
if you like to write copy/paste this into your profile
if you've ever said something that has absouloutly nothing to do with the conversation paste/copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR PROFIE! I BELEIVE DUDES, CUZ I DO IT! (really love mini skirts, they're so fun! Oh...swishy!)
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions and your not afraid to admit it, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Hotaru Matsumoto, HitsugayaToshiro96, Tsukihime Nee, anniabella, cheerleader40404, Kadienewberg
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Re-post this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. :P
Copy and pastes
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if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.
Names you might not have known
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Jazsmine
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jazizzle (Oooh, sounds tough, haha!)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Monkey
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ahtaela Heights (That's kind of cool!)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Degjaale (Weird...)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Purple Spirite (Villains all over the world are trembling. Haha!)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Agteljn
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Lenn Ralph (That does not work)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Ginger (Haha, that's so weird!)
10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): cfvgbjmn (Weird...)
Copy this into your profile and try it for yourself!
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Learn to Fly (Cool)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Down in Mississippi (Up to No Good) (Haha, I normally am up to no good :P)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Like Woah (Odd...)
4. WHAT IS 22?
Her Eyes (Well if she wore glasses, she would have four eyes :P)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Potential Breakup Song (Yikes, that can't be good)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Everything (Aww, too true :P
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Beautiful Soul (That's kind of cool)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Her Diamonds (Okay, that makes NO sense...)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Soak Up the Sun (Okaaay...)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Simple Love (Awww, that's so sweet!)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
If I Didn't Have You (Not bad)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Behind These Hazel Eyes (But I don't even LIKE that song T_T)
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I Wanna (See previous)
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are a chocoholic, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict Rakasha Shadowfang,KogaxAyame's cub, ccsinuyashaloverjj, ‘loha, Second Daughter of Eve, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45,High.Fiving.Jesus, Daydreaming Author, Kadiewberg
If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha!
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
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(U U )
This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If have ever eaten someone else's food without realizing it, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're feeling random, and simply want your name put on a list, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list!: LostInHyrule, Bob D. Johnson, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, Daydreaming Author,
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copt this into your profile.
If you have had long strings of dreams in short periods of time, copy this into your profile.
If you love psychos, copy this into your profile.
If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile.
If you're weird, copy this into your profile.
If you like to quote things, copy this into your profile.
If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.
If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy and paste this into your profile.
Even if you can't see him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile!
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate MTV and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your love Sharpies, ping-pong, chocolate, more chocolate, food in general...chocolate..., and the internet, copy this to your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, High.Fiving.Jesus, Daydreaming Author, Kadienewberg
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you have an ipod, copy 'n' paste.
If you've gotten closer with friends, copy and paste.
If your close friends are really funny, copy and paste.
If you like to hang out with friends, copy and paste.
Okay, so who likes tacos? If you like tacos, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for.
If you hate those people who are obssessed with what's spam and what's not, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, post this in your profile. =D
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.
IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s an ape?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.
IF YOU LOVE GUITAR HERO, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
If you like stuff that everybody else hates and don't care who thinks you suck because of it, copy this into your profile.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)
If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
If you have a Wii and are lovin' every single minute of it, copy this into your profile!
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Tell the truth and run.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own lemonade!
Don’t mess with me, I’ve got a stick.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.
A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?
Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
If you are in la la land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said.
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If the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, the fastest way to a man's stomach is through food, the fastest way to get food is the grocery store, and the fastest way to get to the grocery store is by car, then is falling in love bad for the environment?
Can you fill this out without lying? Yep.
Last person you gave your number to, guy or girl? IDK.
Who is the last person you thought of? Food.
What were you doing at 10am? On my phone.
Who was the last person you talked to in person? My sister.
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing right now? I forgot.
What's the last song you listened to? Best friend's brother.
This time last year, were you single? Yep.
Do you have any siblings? Little sister.
What are you doing right now? Obviously filling out this thing.
What's the first thing you did when you woke up this morning? Sleep three more minutes,
How many piercings do you have? My ears.
You can get a puppy or a new car. Which do you choose? Well, depends on the car and the puppy. If it's a Chihuahua I'll take the car, but if it's a Smart Car I'll take the puppy ;)
Who's the last person you slept on a couch with? No one.
Do you currently have a hickey? No way.
Why aren't you texting the last person you kissed? Because I've never kissed anyone.
What should you be doing? Cleaning my room...
Something that happened today that bothered you? I thought I lost my favorite pen T_T
Looking forward to anything? No really.
Who was the last person to call you? Ummm, My mom.
Think back to June. Who did you like? No one.
Where did you last go last night? To bed :)
What did you do for New Years Eve? Watched the giant ball in N.Y.C. go down on T.V. with my family.
Describe what you are wearing, in detail? Zebra tank top and some white shorts.
What was the last piercing you got? Ears when I was a baby.
Have you ever made a significant other cry? Maybe with my stunning good looks and electric personality. Haha :P
If you woke up naked next to the last person you texted what would your reaction be? Well, that would be my mom, so probably, "EEEEEEWWWWW!!"
Whose bedroom were you in last? My friend.
Are you feeling guilty about anything right now? Nope :)
What was the last thing you drank? Strawberry Tea :D
Do you have any tattoos at the moment? Never.
When was the last time you were in a very good mood? When I saw the SWAC promo on disneychannel.com :D
Do you sleep with the door open or closed? Closed. My dad snores... a lot :(
How do you feel right now? Fine, I guess. Not particularly happy or sad or angry or anything.
Are you wearing rings? Not very often.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex to call you? No one...I'm good though.
Were you single for your last birthday? Yep.
What color shirt are you wearing? For the second time, a white tank-top and a blue blouse!
Are you nice to everyone? Yep :D Unless they're not nice to me!
What were you doing at one this morning? Sleeping.
Do you do your own laundry? Nope, my mother does it :D
Do you think you like anyone? Not LIKE like.
Do you straighten your hair often? Yes!
Could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs? DEFINITELY!!
Was last night enjoyable for you ? Ummm, yeah, I guess.
If someone is interested in you right now, would you like them to tell you? The person who is interested in me right now is Maury, and definitely NOT because he's REALLY weird...
What is weighing you down currently? Gravity. No matter how many times I jump, it just pushes me right back down. Allow me to demonstrate. jumps and falls CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!!
When you sleep on your bed, is stuff usually on it? Lots of pillows. I like pillows :)
Kiss on the neck or kiss on the cheek? Cheek. Definitely cheek. I'm really old-fashioned when it comes to romance ;)
Do you want to get your hair cut? Nah, I like how it is now :)
Have you ever been called beautiful? Beautiful, gorgeous, a knock-out, stunning, pretty, cute... All of the above :D
Would you fall apart if the last person you kissed died? Again, I'VE NEVER KISSED ANYONE!!
Was your last kiss, standing up, sitting down, or laying down? Let's see, in the five seconds since I answered the last question I still haven't kissed anyone, so give me another ten and I'll get back to you.
Could you go out in public looking like you do now? Sure.
You could move somewhere else, would you? Depends on where. I kind of like where I am now, though :)
Ever been kissed under fireworks? Ahhh, I see you listened to me. Ummm, nope, still haven't kissed anyone.
Which of your friends lives closest to you? Sabrina. She's fifteen minutes away.
Do you believe ex's can be friends? Depends on what the other one did ;)
Do you like calling or texting better? Calling.
When was the last time you cried really hard? Last year.
Where is your biological father right now? Out of town.
Where are you at right now? Living Room
What was the last thing someone bought for you? My sister, we just went Christmas :P
Who was the last person you took a picture of? My parents.
Was yesterday better than today? Today was better.
What would you name your future daughter? I can see the future and I'm having twin girls. Cleopatra & Ariana.
Does anyone know your Facebook/Twitter password? I don't like that stuff.
100 Random Questions Tag: THIS IS NOT A HUNDRED QUESTION TEST, IT SKIPS 19, 20, 39, 48, 55, 59, 67, 84, 87, And 88.
1. How did you get one of your scars? Got None
2. What is on the walls in your room? Paint. Its Blue :D
3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? I am not responsible for anything I say or do in my sleep.
4. What type of music do you listen to? Country, Musicals/Broadway, Pop, the occasional rap. ANYTHING!
5. Do you know what time you were born? 4:02 Or 4:07 maybe? Not really sure...
6. What do you want more than anything right now? Some pizza, fried chicken, french fries, A chesseburger, some noodles, some pasta, crawfish, potatoes, a smoothie, a milkshake, chocolate chip cookies, breakfest burrios, some waffles, a funnalcake, chicken sandwich, a hotdog, chips...food. And I want all the Sims 3 games and the sims 4.
7. What do you miss? Old shows from when I was a kid.
8. What is your most prized possession(s)? My personality. Wait, does that count?
10. Do you get claustrophobic? If I feel people near me, yes. Like right next to me.
11. Do you get scared of the dark? Yes, I sleep under the covers.
12. The last person that made you cry? Finn, from Adventure Time. THE BABY FINALLY LOST HIS ARM! Tragic.
13. What is your favorite perfume for a girl? Whatver smells nice.
14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite sex? Hair has to be something with natural color highlights and the eyes, green.
15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? I have no idea. I'm gonna take Outside in a park.
16. Coffee or energy drink? Coffee.
17. What is your favorite pizza topping? Sasuage.
18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received? I'll get back to you on that one.
22. Do you like anybody? Yes, I am in love with him
23. Are you double jointed? No.
24. Favorite clothing brand? I really don't care, whatever is cute.
26. Do you have a pet? My dad gave him away on my 12th birthday.
27. What kind is it? Weenie Dog
28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving? Probably.
29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? ...Tell them? in a casual way.
30. Write a number from one to a hundred: 34
31. Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes.
32. What is the one number you call most often? My mom.
33. What annoys you most? When people chew/eat obnoxiously or copy cats.
34. Have you been out of the USA? No. I have no life.
35. Your weaknesses? Push-ups and watching people cry.
36. Met anyone famous? No.
37. First job? Never had one.
38. Ever made a prank call? Yeah. but they found out and hung up.
40. What were you doing before you filled this out? Homework.
41. Have you ever had surgery? No.
42. What do you get complimented about most? Nothing.
43. Have you ever had braces? Yup.
44. What do you want for your birthday? Don't know
45. How many kids do you want? 3
46. Were you named after someone? No but I was named after a Flower.
47. Do you wish on stars? Totally.
49. What kind of shampoo do you use? some cheap stuff
50. Do you like your handwriting? Sometimes.
51. What is your favorite lunch meat? All kinds.
52. Any bad habits? I get really paronoid.
53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? Don't have many CDs.
54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Possibly.
56. Do looks matter? Never.
57. How do you release anger? I usually flip out and look like a retard.
58. Where is your second home? My friend's house.
60. What was your favorite toy as a child? My princess dolls, but then my god sister stole them from me.
61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone?12 maybe
62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? Not really, the theme song did put me in a tranze.
63. Do you use sarcasm? I do, I'm just not good at it.
64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese? Mashed Potatoes for life.
65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Kind, can be myself around him, tells me I'm pretty.
66. What are your nicknames? Jazzy, but I prefer if you just call me Jazsmine
68. What's your favorite television show? The Originals, Reign, Vampire Diaries, Adventure Time.
69. What was your actual SAT score? I have not taken them yet.
70. What's your favorite ice-cream flavor? Chocolate Fudge. Red Velvet.
71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yup.
72. When was the last time you worked out? About two hours ago
73. Did you notice there was no question 64? THERE IS A QUESTION 64!!!! But there are aren't any of the others listed above.
74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car? 75-ish MPH
75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? Sure
76. What are you listening to? Nothing
77. Last thing you drank? water
78. Last person you talked to on the phone? My mom.
79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same sex? Smile
80. Favorite thought-provoking song? There are too many.
81. Favorite thing to hate? Haters
82. Favorite month of the year? May or December.
83. Favorite zodiac sign? Mine (Scorpio)
85. What is your hair color? Dark Brown.
86. Eye color? Dark Brown
89. Favorite fast food restaurant? In-N-Out burger
90. Do you like sushi? Never tried it. I want to
91. Last thing you watched? The Originals
92. Favorite day of the year? 6/10. (Nice Summer Day, I finally feel free.)
93. Play any musical instruments? I used to play clarinet.
94. Republican or Democrat? Nothing.
95. Kisses or hugs? Hugs.
96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.
97. What was the last thing you bought? SunDrop.
98. What kind of car do you have? SUV.
99. What book are you reading? Above Five different ones, IDK
100. Describe your love life: Nonexistent