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Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter, and Labyrinth.

Cylviah Toaster in shades of blue and cream...


The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

- Unknown

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the "art" of capitalization. Those of you who fall into this world, please take note of the statement below. I cannot stress enough how grammar is very important to it.

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse." Is everybody clear on that?

(anonymous)


New Words of Wisdom for the Peeps:

As I mature

I have learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I have learned that no matter how much I care...some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that you had better have either a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others. They are more screwed up than you think!

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you are finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy an affair is at first, the passion fades. Then there had better be a lot of money to take it's place.

I've learned that 99 percent of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the most important people in your life are taken away from you much too soon and the unimportant ones simply won't go away.

Pass this along to 5 friends. Maybe something good will happen...if not- bite me!


MAYBE

Maybe. . we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.

Maybe . . . when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us.

Maybe . . . it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives.

Maybe . . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

Maybe . . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches.

Maybe . . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do.

Maybe . . . there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child -- so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real, so that once they are around you appreciate them more.

Maybe . . . the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Maybe . . you should always try to put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that something could hurt you, it probably will hurt the other person, too.

Maybe . . you should do something nice for someone every single day, even if t is simply to leave them alone.

Maybe . giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but, if it doesn't, be content that it grew in yours.

Maybe . . . happiness waits for all those who cry, all those who hurt, all those who have searched, and all those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of all the people who have touched their lives.

Maybe . . . you shouldn't go for looks; they can deceive; don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.

Maybe . . you should hope for enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy

Maybe . . . you should try to live your life to the fullest because when you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling but when you die, you can be the one who is smiling and everyone around you crying.

Maybe . . . you could send this message to those people who mean something to you, to those who have touched your life, to those who can and do make you smile when you really need it, to those who make you see the brighter side of things when you are really down, and to all those whom you want to know that you appreciate them and their friendship. And if you don't, don't worry; nothing bad will happen to you. You will just miss out on the opportunity to perhaps brighten someone's day. (anonomous)


12-10-08

There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas?

This week, I found out.

From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember.

-The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ.

-Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments.

-Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love.

-The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.

-The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament.

-The six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation.

-Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Holy Spirit--Prophesy, Serving, Teaching, Exhortation, Contribution, Leadership, and Mercy.

-The eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes.

-Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit--Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, and Self Control.

-The ten lords a-leaping were the ten commandments.

-The eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples.

-The twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles' Creed.

So there is your history for today. This knowledge was shared with me and I found it interesting and enlightening and now I know how that strange song became a Christmas Carol...so pass it on if you wish.'

Merry (Twelve Days of) Christmas Everyone (Anonymous Author)


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Wiztergo by Ryllen reviews
Harry learns after the CoS that his life isn't what it was supposed to be. With his life in his own hands Harry sets out to change his lot in life with skills that wizards never dreamed of. Chapter 1 fixed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat by Les Dowich reviews
Critically injured during the final battle, Harry Potter chooses a simpler way to live. As a cat, Harry finds love and acceptance but no man can be a cat forever and everyone has to grow up and face the world one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,704 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Garden Gate by CSO Spock reviews
The morning of Fred's funeral, Harry provides George with some helpful advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Mage Rising by DeusExMatty reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hero Worship by Kaia Papaya reviews
Dumbledore visited Harry at the Dursleys to deliver his Hogwarts letter, rather than leave it to fate. What he found distressed him immensely and he made a few suggestions to Harry that will have long lasting implications. Features a flummoxed Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Once Upon A Time by mortenavida reviews
When Lucius' mate died during the War, he thought he would join her in the afterlife. Along comes Harry Potter and things change, hopefully for the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Problem with Wizards by redfeathersky reviews
One shot. Vernon's trouble with Harry's accidental magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Vernon D. - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
How a Slytherin Deals With a Troll by Drauchenfyre reviews
You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 258 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Don't Come Unarmed to a Battle of Wits by Drauchenfyre reviews
Voldemort arrives in Godric's Hollow to a huge surprise...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 359 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Harry Potter ended up NOT marring Ginevra W by Lunezx reviews
Harry has always followed other people orders, but after last year of freedom, he'll be damn if he leaves someone else control his life again. He didn't care about what other people thought, he will be marring for love. One way or another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Master of Delights by Maloran reviews
I asked Rorschach's Blot if I could play around with a ficlet found in Odd Ideas... three years ago! Anyway, Harry likes to cook, with a passion far greater than Molly Weasley. What if that passion was a bit more directed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Fantastic Creatures' 2011 MPREG Fest by tigersilver reviews
When Potter shows up at his door applying for the job and snuggling a baby in his arms, Draco knew he was in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Hundred Visions and Revisions by liftedlorax reviews
Harry doesn't really like remembering. As he's grown older, he's found that discovering or creating or even making things up are all much less painful than remembering. Harry/Draco, EWE, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nesting by naturegirlrocks reviews
Draco is a part Veela and now he is nesting. how can he hide it from Harry and protect their new relationship? Warning: some swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Isolationist Theory by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
The boy who cried wolf: You know, there's only so much that a boy hero can take. After becoming the wizarding world's scapegoat during the summer after the Triwizard Tournament, Harry decides that enough is enough—and flips Britain the bird. He transfers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P.
A Good Day by blue artemis reviews
Harry finds an unknown creature and takes it to Luna. Warning: Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Telltale Cupboard by Drauchenfyre reviews
Vernon's conscience weighs on him, but only with some help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Vernon D., Remus L. - Complete
Stir, Bottle And Stopper by Reallybored2 reviews
Harry discovers a way around the underage magic restrictions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Project Horntail by Spr0ut810 reviews
Harry is tried by the Wizengamot. How is the department of mysteries involved? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unexpected Boggart by Kaona reviews
One-shot. What if Professor Lupin had let Harry have a go at the boggart in third year, and what if it turned into something that no one had expected? Coincidentally, Snape's boggart is the exact same...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Smooching Up to Bertie by CeliaEquus reviews
Bertie is the newest Dementor, and he's out to help the Light win the war. He will do this the only way he knows how... For the Seven Kisses Challenge! Usual disclaimers apply. Join me on this journey of madness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Nagini, Voldemort - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4006 - Favs: 5,301 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harrys happy revenge chapter one by crocket reviews
Harry is not happy this takes place after harry's first year my idea is Harrys not happy being told to go back to hell i mean his family . i would also like a beta reader to help me with my storys please get in contact if interested
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,703 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Steve: The Specimen Bred in the Zoo by Cally Chloe reviews
One-Shot: The point of view from the snake in the zoo. Steve finds out that parseltongues are real.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 318 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Grimoire by lmeden reviews
Books had always loved Harry. A tale of seven years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sound Like Serpents Singing by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Strength of a Child's Mind by Tiro reviews
Disaster and Harry Potter does not bode well… at all. And this particular disaster is determined to change both Harry's and the greasy potions master's lives!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,492 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 393 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Cuppy Cake by aishababy reviews
Lucius looks back in time, before a when his son caused some trouble and the results, that was too cute for words.Pairing Draco/Harry in that order. this story was originally written by my sister, but i got it and changed the pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Anger Management by Emily Waters reviews
Post-war. Humor. Pre-slash. Auror Harry Potter is sent to take anger management classes. To his shock, he discovers that Severus Snape was sent to take the same classes as well. Can the two war heroes learn to manage their anger? Should they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All I want for Christmas by Digitallace reviews
D/H - A short and sweet Holiday tale
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Under His Hands by skinnyrita reviews
HPDM slash oneshot. Harry's job is in the public eye but his closely guarded private life is not. When Draco is inducted as the Quidditch physio, will they be able to prevail as platonic and indifferent accqaintances or will Harry finally prove his worth?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,663 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coffee by Suds reviews
He moved in more than three weeks ago, but Harry still hadn’t gotten used to seeing a half-dressed Draco Malfoy rummaging through the refrigerator first thing in the morning. Oneshot. AU. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Small Announcement by LemonStar reviews
..Marcus/Hermione.. "I know your father isn't normally a violent bloke but how do you think he's going to react?" Marcus asked, growing more nervous as they neared the house. Hermione smiled at him, squeezing his hand. "Don't worry. I'll protect you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Hermione G., Marcus F. - Complete
Veil of Shadows by vvc reviews
In the days after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry retreats into silence and watches as the scene repeats itself in his mind’s eye. He knows that if he can just understand what was said by those whispering voices, that he could rescue his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 135 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Resurrection Potion for Voldemort by Emily Waters reviews
It was a dark and dreary night, when Lucius Malfoy showed up at the graveyard, carrying a burlap sack. Something was stirring inside. And then, things went downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
Glory in the Forest by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco is tired, tired of his job and pretty much tired of his life. He does not want to go see whatever mysterious thing Harry has to show him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Corduroy by Invisible Nick reviews
One day after potions, Snape storms to his rooms, not knowing Harry is following. The result is a new found understanding. Not slash. OOC Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 410 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
I, Ferret by curiouslyfic reviews
Draco's embraced his inner Ferret. Now it's Harry's turn. Starring Veela!Draco, mpreg, an old wives' tale, and a Weddiwizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Long Way From Home by Samayel reviews
AUNonMagic HarryDraco! Harry's first day of college introduces him to his new roommate...the Out!rageous and proud Drake Malfoy! RomanceComedyFluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Wish the Goblins Would Come by marginaliana reviews
Harry Potter and Labyrinth crossover. Hermione has a cunning plan. Well, sort of. Note: This is complete.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Goblin Conspiracy by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Twelfth Night :: A Faerie Tale by I Got Tired of Waiting reviews
COMPLETE : SLASH : He lives in solitude, stripped of the life he once knew, until one Christmas a new life comes to him, changing him forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Payback by Laume reviews
OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Big Name Death Eater Three by Shiv5468 reviews
Seveurs is trying to get some sleep, but a friend is in need, and Malfoys are plotting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Very Malfoy Halloween by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Knowing that he has grown to dislike the Holiday in recent years, Narcissa takes her fouryearold son to try an ensure that Lucius has a happy Halloween. Little did she bargain on Snape, incompetent mothers and Draco’s insatiable curiosity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,644 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
On the Wings of Magic by Bil reviews
Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by jigenslove reviews
Something strange happens to Professor Snape, leaving Harry the responsible one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Innocence by marietsy2 reviews
Harry watched from the back of the courtroom as Draco Malfoy was convicted for the murder of Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Heritage by TaraLi reviews
Fudge discovers what a bad mistake he's made when he brings in Harry for trial after Harry defeats Voldemort. Bad both for himself, and perhaps for the entire Wizarding World. Oops, forgot disclaimer: Not mine, JKR's!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 168 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Hard to Kill by fluffypuppykins reviews
Harry is strangely reluctant to register his Animagus form…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Revenge by Lisse reviews
When her son brings home the world's ugliest kitten, Hermione is forced to wonder whether or not her taste in pets in genetic. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Please, Not a Ferret by ElfFlame reviews
Draco's about to find out what his animagus form is. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
De mortuis and then some by Shiv5468 reviews
Albus is dying and Hermione has something to say to him. Not a comedy Minor editing updates - thanks to LorenaSnape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Dudley Dursley Saves the World by loralee1 reviews
Dudley does what he does best
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,977 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Snape and his monkey by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
Insane. That's all I can say! I'm not even sure where this story is going to! And I have no idea what it's about! Another insane Snape story, by your beloved AppleJuiceMaster!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Severus S., Lucius M.
A Wizard of Her Own by ChelleyBean reviews
When Harry met Hedwig
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/13/2002
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Wish Magic: a Christmas Story reviews
Dudley causes Harry to have a bout of accidentalmagic at the Christmas presentation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Dear Dr Ruth reviews
Narcissa finds Draco and his henchmen cursed and bound after the train returns to Platform 9 & 3/4 at the end of 5th year and decides to assume the duties of Malfoy Regent to ensure the survival of the Malfoy and Black clans...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Halloween Drabble 100 words exactly reviews
Obviously it is Halloween...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Umbridge equals Bad Tea reviews
Harry is taking extra lessons from Snape in the hopes that he will eventually defeat the Dark Lord. They are studying Love Potions this week. Slash/ A repost from thousands of days ago...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Getting Back to Azkaban reviews
The summer Harry turned 16 was quite educational. The family was really nothing like he thought and when he took up his titles and assumed his duties as Head of House things just became surreal...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,628 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
To Heal a Snake reviews
Harry was captured and taken to Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dragon's Dreams reviews
AU, SLASH, Challenge fic...Harry is the savoir, just not Dumbledore's man. And, he is under a curse cast by McGonagall. Can he save the Wizarding world with the help of his friends and long lost family?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,214 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P.
Walk Through Time reviews
A challenge fic: Harry goes back in time and meets Salazar Slytherin, they come back to the present, and must protect themselves from the Wizengamot sending them to Azkaban. Slash & Violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,944 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Book of Dreams reviews
Harry has just returned to Hogwarts for his 7th year and has already managed to bond with Draco, create an opening to an alternate reality, and now must go on a quest to save his original universe from not one, but two bad guys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,445 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
How Lucy met Harry reviews
Harry is having a lovely summer at home with the Dursleys who are even tolerant of his gender issues... On the way to true love he encounters Death Eaters, Disco Dancing and cross dressing- and that is just the first night. Mild Slash & Weasley bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
A Good Day to Die reviews
Harry has waited for three years to meet with Lucius Malfoy. But why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son reviews
Harry Potter is Severus Snape's 7th son and Voldie is his mother. Now that these events are known things are about to change in the wizarding world. And, what's up with Malfoy's name? Crackfic/Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
How to lose a family reviews
Severus Snape has an ugly temper which costs him dearly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Invisible Men Get Even reviews
Harry and Neville are out to get even with the people who have manipulated their lives up to this point. And, it all started when Dumbledore could not relinquish control...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
The Dark Lord's Last Revel reviews
Harry, Draco, and a bunch of others plan a revel that is to die for. And, Voldemort is the guest of honor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Killer Macaw reviews
Severus is forced to teach Harry Potter to become an animagus over the Christmas Holidays. Along the way they both learn lots of new things...some of which no sane person really wants to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Crowning the Pawn reviews
Sometimes sacrifices have to be made to win the game. Harry knows this and decides to checkmate his Slytherin in-laws.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Wizarding World Poetry reviews
A collection of poems set into Harry Potter works. Malfoy's Mask and Fragonknight01 collaborations that explore Bella's life, Narcissa's Life, Harry and Draco. And, maybe a few more
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
So You Want to be a Dark Lord! reviews
Challenge Fic part of a ZooArmy challenge found on AFF. Harry and Draco are attending a job fair for young wizarding folk and Draco forgot to polish his wand before they left their rooms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bookworm of Gryffindor reviews
Short piece on Hermione's obsession with books...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Always Forever: Not long at all alternate version reviews
Petunia has summoned the Prince of the Vampires to come and take Harry away. Lucius Malfoy is the current Prince and he thinks Harry will do nicely as his Heir's Consort. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Always Forever, Not Long at All reviews
Petunia has summoned the Prince of the Vampires twice now. First she wanted him to take Lily. Now she wants him to remove Harry from her perfect home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
The Unicorn in the Garden reviews
Aunt Marge saw a unicorn in the garden; Harry Potter's pet unicorn to be precise. And, now a wonderful chain of events has been set in motion where Harry gets precisely who he wants, and Fudge gets exactly what is coming to him... SLASH and MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Free Bird reviews
After fulfilling all the contract options stated in the Potter-Malfoy Marriage contract, what is left? Slash, MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Petunia, NO! reviews
We got tired of Uncle Vernon always raping Harry. It is Petunia's turn and she is in 'hot' pursuit. Chapter 3: the long awaited shocking chapter that reveals nothing much and poses even more annoying questions...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Seer Later Love reviews
SLASH, crossdressing and death...come on, you want to know how Harry really killed Lord Voldemort, don't you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Magical Malintent reviews
AU There is loads of excitement at St. Mungo's now that the final battle is over. Harry misbehaves and Narcissa tries to be a responsible adult...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Narcissa M., Harry P. - Complete
Hero Come Undone reviews
After Voldemort is defeated the wizarding world shows Harry just what he really means to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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