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Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, and Labyrinth.

Cylviah Toaster in shades of blue and cream...

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

- Unknown

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the "art" of capitalization. Those of you who fall into this world, please take note of the statement below. I cannot stress enough how grammar is very important to it.

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse." Is everybody clear on that?


New Words of Wisdom for the Peeps:

As I mature

I have learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I have learned that no matter how much I care...some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that you had better have either a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others. They are more screwed up than you think!

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you are finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy an affair is at first, the passion fades. Then there had better be a lot of money to take it's place.

I've learned that 99 percent of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the most important people in your life are taken away from you much too soon and the unimportant ones simply won't go away.


Maybe. . we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.

Maybe . . . when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us.

Maybe . . . it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives.

Maybe . . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

Maybe . . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches.

Maybe . . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do.

Maybe . . . there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child -- so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real, so that once they are around you appreciate them more.

Maybe . . . the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Maybe . . you should always try to put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that something could hurt you, it probably will hurt the other person, too.

Maybe . . you should do something nice for someone every single day, even if t is simply to leave them alone.

Maybe . giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but, if it doesn't, be content that it grew in yours.

Maybe . . . happiness waits for all those who cry, all those who hurt, all those who have searched, and all those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of all the people who have touched their lives.

Maybe . . . you shouldn't go for looks; they can deceive; don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.

Maybe . . you should hope for enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy

Maybe . . . you should try to live your life to the fullest because when you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling but when you die, you can be the one who is smiling and everyone around you crying.

Maybe . . . you could send this message to those people who mean something to you, to those who have touched your life, to those who can and do make you smile when you really need it, to those who make you see the brighter side of things when you are really down, and to all those whom you want to know that you appreciate them and their friendship. And if you don't, don't worry; nothing bad will happen to you. You will just miss out on the opportunity to perhaps brighten someone's day. (anonomous)


There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas?

This week, I found out.

From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember.

-The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ.

-Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments.

-Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love.

-The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.

-The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament.

-The six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation.

-Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Holy Spirit--Prophesy, Serving, Teaching, Exhortation, Contribution, Leadership, and Mercy.

-The eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes.

-Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit--Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, and Self Control.

-The ten lords a-leaping were the ten commandments.

-The eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples.

-The twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles' Creed.

So there is your history for today. This knowledge was shared with me and I found it interesting and enlightening and now I know how that strange song became a Christmas pass it on if you wish.'

Merry (Twelve Days of) Christmas Everyone (Anonymous Author)

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.(I cheated and my wish did'nt come true )adeadlyrose

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)


1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

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Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets by Polydicta reviews
The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 75,588 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/28/2021 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P.
Mostly Dead by Geovanni Luciano reviews
Harry does CPR on someone that looks dead. They wake up, and he's accused of being a necromancer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/22/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Cedric D.
Harry vs Draco by Marc the Unruly reviews
Draco hasn't ever learned to keep his mouth shut. HHr. Drabble that may well end up as part of another story. Rated M for violence and language. Enjoy. Lords of Houses AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/8/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Knit One, Purl One by Gaia caecilia reviews
AKA: The Grannies strike back. Hermione joins the Knitting Guild of the Wizarding World and discovers that there are those out there more powerful than Voldemort, Dumbledore or the Ministry. This is a short, silly story of how the ancient matriarchs of the Wizarding world take on Voldemort and win, then reform the world in their image, that is to say, far better mannered of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 115 - Published: 6/8/2020 - Complete
Behind a Dustbin by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
"Are you telling me Voldemort's going to jump out from behind a dustbin and do me in?" [Harry x Hermione] Short Silly Crack One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/18/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
Like an Erumpent in a Graveyard by tyrannicpuppy reviews
We've all had a gut feeling that something was very wrong, but Harry Potter has been through so much more that he has a higher threshold for weird feelings. Meaning when he gets one, he tends to listen to it. So, what happens when he gets this feeling before grabbing the Triwizard Cup and instead accidentally knocks it into one of the many dangerous beasts in the maze with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 479 - Published: 7/31/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Amelia B., Amos D. - Complete
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 1,530 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 1,281 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
I object! by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry gets to his ministry trial ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, and so meets his lawyer: a blonde witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 580 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
Inside Woman by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Nagini resigned herself long ago to life as a snake. She never dreamed that she would have the chance to walk again - until she met a most unusual wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
Harry Potter and Questionable Rites by jukehero461 reviews
Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 317 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 668 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Normal is Abnormal by RipSlayer reviews
The Dursleys strive to be one thing, Normal. But when Vernon Dursley realises and repents for his wrongdoings, normal is so far down the road it would take a whole new life to get there. T because I'm paranoid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/25/2016
Ooop's by broomstick flyer reviews
A short drabble by Merlinsaprentice... Harry James Potter, wizard extraordinaire was simply trying to help out his best mates at their wedding when he just happened to create havoc for the Weasley's while he escapes with Hermione once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
When Harry doesn't know by NeoNerd420 reviews
I've seen several fics where Harry "owns, or controls" the school. I think it could be made funny if he doesn't know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Complete
Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 471 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Goblet and The Bag by Polydicta reviews
Harry Potter discovers the less well-known part of Wizarding London. A crossunder with various films, books, radio shows, television shows, games etc. Warnings for iconoclasm, crossovers, quotes, clich├ęs, slapstick, brain damage and some light bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P.
A Peculiar Logic by apAidan reviews
Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 426 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 6,969 - Follows: 1,963 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Heir of Gringotts by The-Caitiff reviews
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 255 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 523 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by aglondier reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 612 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Halloween Drabble 100 words exactly reviews
Obviously it is Halloween...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Plot Bunnies that escaped the pen reviews
A collection of short drabbles that never went anywhere after they escaped...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Harry P.
Wish Magic: a Christmas Story reviews
Dudley causes Harry to have a bout of accidentalmagic at the Christmas presentation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Dear Dr Ruth reviews
Narcissa finds Draco and his henchmen cursed and bound after the train returns to Platform 9 & 3/4 at the end of 5th year and decides to assume the duties of Malfoy Regent to ensure the survival of the Malfoy and Black clans...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Umbridge equals Bad Tea reviews
Harry is taking extra lessons from Snape in the hopes that he will eventually defeat the Dark Lord. They are studying Love Potions this week. Slash/ A repost from thousands of days ago...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Getting Back to Azkaban reviews
The summer Harry turned 16 was quite educational. The family was really nothing like he thought and when he took up his titles and assumed his duties as Head of House things just became surreal...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,628 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
To Heal a Snake reviews
Harry was captured and taken to Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 142 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dragon's Dreams reviews
AU, SLASH, Challenge fic...Harry is the savoir, just not Dumbledore's man. And, he is under a curse cast by McGonagall. Can he save the Wizarding world with the help of his friends and long lost family?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,214 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P.
Walk Through Time reviews
A challenge fic: Harry goes back in time and meets Salazar Slytherin, they come back to the present, and must protect themselves from the Wizengamot sending them to Azkaban. Slash & Violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,944 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Book of Dreams reviews
Harry has just returned to Hogwarts for his 7th year and has already managed to bond with Draco, create an opening to an alternate reality, and now must go on a quest to save his original universe from not one, but two bad guys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,445 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
How Lucy met Harry reviews
Harry is having a lovely summer at home with the Dursleys who are even tolerant of his gender issues... On the way to true love he encounters Death Eaters, Disco Dancing and cross dressing- and that is just the first night. Mild Slash & Weasley bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
A Good Day to Die reviews
Harry has waited for three years to meet with Lucius Malfoy. But why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son reviews
Harry Potter is Severus Snape's 7th son and Voldie is his mother. Now that these events are known things are about to change in the wizarding world. And, what's up with Malfoy's name? Crackfic/Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
How to lose a family reviews
Severus Snape has an ugly temper which costs him dearly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Invisible Men Get Even reviews
Harry and Neville are out to get even with the people who have manipulated their lives up to this point. And, it all started when Dumbledore could not relinquish control...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
The Dark Lord's Last Revel reviews
Harry, Draco, and a bunch of others plan a revel that is to die for. And, Voldemort is the guest of honor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Killer Macaw reviews
Severus is forced to teach Harry Potter to become an animagus over the Christmas Holidays. Along the way they both learn lots of new things...some of which no sane person really wants to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Crowning the Pawn reviews
Sometimes sacrifices have to be made to win the game. Harry knows this and decides to checkmate his Slytherin in-laws.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Wizarding World Poetry reviews
A collection of poems set into Harry Potter works. Malfoy's Mask and Fragonknight01 collaborations that explore Bella's life, Narcissa's Life, Harry and Draco. And, maybe a few more
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
So You Want to be a Dark Lord! reviews
Challenge Fic part of a ZooArmy challenge found on AFF. Harry and Draco are attending a job fair for young wizarding folk and Draco forgot to polish his wand before they left their rooms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bookworm of Gryffindor reviews
Short piece on Hermione's obsession with books...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Always Forever: Not long at all alternate version reviews
Petunia has summoned the Prince of the Vampires to come and take Harry away. Lucius Malfoy is the current Prince and he thinks Harry will do nicely as his Heir's Consort. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Always Forever, Not Long at All reviews
Petunia has summoned the Prince of the Vampires twice now. First she wanted him to take Lily. Now she wants him to remove Harry from her perfect home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
The Unicorn in the Garden reviews
Aunt Marge saw a unicorn in the garden; Harry Potter's pet unicorn to be precise. And, now a wonderful chain of events has been set in motion where Harry gets precisely who he wants, and Fudge gets exactly what is coming to him... SLASH and MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Free Bird reviews
After fulfilling all the contract options stated in the Potter-Malfoy Marriage contract, what is left? Slash, MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Petunia, NO! reviews
We got tired of Uncle Vernon always raping Harry. It is Petunia's turn and she is in 'hot' pursuit. Chapter 3: the long awaited shocking chapter that reveals nothing much and poses even more annoying questions...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Seer Later Love reviews
SLASH, crossdressing and death...come on, you want to know how Harry really killed Lord Voldemort, don't you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Magical Malintent reviews
AU There is loads of excitement at St. Mungo's now that the final battle is over. Harry misbehaves and Narcissa tries to be a responsible adult...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Narcissa M., Harry P. - Complete
Hero Come Undone reviews
After Voldemort is defeated the wizarding world shows Harry just what he really means to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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