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Joined 11-25-02, id: 299454, Profile Updated: 06-17-09
Author has written 7 stories for Andromeda, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Legend of Zelda, and Transformers.

Wow, I haven't updated anything on fanfiction for awhile. I still read tons, but I just haven't written anything to go on here for awhile...maybe I'll change that soon. My favorite fandoms as of right now are FF VII, Kingdom Hearts, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, and Black Jewels Trilogy. In the time that has passed, my little sister, for whom I have posted stories on my account, has made her own account and posted her own stories, but has sadly breached our trust and sisterly love and did not inform me of this until now. Apparently her stories are better than mine...brat :) Then again, I haven't written anything lately. If you'd like to read her crap...I mean, stories, her penname is WorldofWarCraftFanatic16. I'm glad you guys found out about this only an hour after I did...I mean, I've only lived with her our whole lives...shared everything with her...always encouraged her writing and stories...but that's okay.

Favorite pairings I'll leave a secret ;) Because my sister would kill me...

I like to write angst, but rarely read it, and I rarely read hurt/comfort...I just feeling so bad for the characters! lol...I enjoy humor, some romance as long as it's not really syrup-y, drama, action/adventure...pretty much anything except horror.

Favorite books: Basically everything I read anymore, lol...Anne Bishop stuff, Marian Zimmer Bradley stuff, The Judas Strain, Into the Forest, The Lovely Bones, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, the Barimaeus Trilogy, etc fantasy and fiction the most. I also read stuff like pyschology, astronomy, and linguistics, because I'm cool like that...

Favorite movies: Again, I have a million, most of which I won't remember here and now: Lord of the Rings, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men, the Matrix (just the first one), the two newest Batman movies, Cruel Intentions, The Mummy, FF VII: Advent Children, etc etc...

Favorite TV shows: Buffy, Angel, Bones, So You Think You Can Dance, Biggest Loser, What Not to Wear, Leverage, and an assortment of crazy things I find to watch...

P.S. Have I mentioned I haven't written any fanfics for a while?...

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Awkward Situations by WorldofWarCraftFanatic16 reviews
A collection of one-shots including Will, Epps, Sarah, Annabelle, and sometimes Ironhide. Chapter 7: Sarah finally carries out her plan to drive Epps out of the house, but will it work?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - W. Lennox
Predators' Dance by Erkith reviews
Surreal returns to Terreille, severing all ties to the SaDiablo name. But Lucivar and Saetan are stubborn snarly males, and when Daemon refuses to help them find her they set assassin against assassin in a predators' dance. Post Kaleer's Heart.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,891 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/17/2006
Happiness by septasonicxx reviews
Zack thinks Angeal has given him a rabbit for his birthday. He is mistaken. #29 of the 100 themes challenge.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
It Started With A Car by Reina-183 reviews
YAOI LeonRiku. Because Riku is stealthy and stubborn, and come Hell or high water he will get that car... And its owner. Poor Leon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,123 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Riku - Complete
Dead End Angels by Mamushi reviews
SLASH (JW). Reincarnation fic-everyone's alive and well in the present-ish and all that fun crap. Set in a high school setting.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,246 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 11/13/2003
Who Shot the Captain? by LyekkaBlack reviews
Dylan's found dead, and there's only five possible suspects. Who did it? Was it Beka? Harper? Maybe Trance? Could it be Tyr? How 'bout Rommie? They all had a motive...
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
Birds and bees by TheRandomScribbler reviews
Much to his dismay, QuiGon realizes the time has come to teach his Padawan about the concept of the birds and the bees...and ObiWan doesn't react terribly well to it. COMPLETED.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Pretty Picture by Jemmiah reviews
Even beautiful eyes can be seen as a work of art on some planets, as ObiWan finds out to his cost...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Celeborn Runs Away by Erestor reviews
Celeborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
Return of the Ranger by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas return to Rivendell injured after one of their adventures... and Elrond rants a little. REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
The Secret Secret Council by islington reviews
Aragorn is distracted by an Elf. Merry & Pippin place bets. Gandalf drools like Niagra Falls. Elrond loses his temper. The Dwarf & the Elf fight. Frodo sighs meaningfully in Sam's direction. Sam gazes meaningfully at Frodo. And Boromir is conspicuously ab
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2003
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Forbidden Love reviews
This came from my confusion on the WillxIronhide pairing...purely humor story. What exactly is Will doing in the garage all the time? ; Sam overhears some things and jumps to conclusions...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/16/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
LotR: A Parody reviews
Oh, geez, I apologize for the lack of originality for the title. This is written by my sister and is a parody we came up with, and it mostly follows the movie. We wrote back and forth, so some sections are by her and some by me. Quirky humor..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007
Link's Diary, er, Journal reviews
Written by Sireen's sister, Peleus. This is an entirely humor fic based on the N64 game Ocarina of Time. What would Link write into his journal, if he had one? And we learn that Link is not the brightest boy when it comes to detecting evil...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Link
May the Best Jedi Win reviews
This is a purely humor fic that was written by me and my little sister. ObiWan, Anakin, Mace, and Yoda decide to have a contest of the unusual variety...And ObiWan will do anything to win. Will it cost him his sanity?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Climbing reviews
This is not written by's actually my sisters. It's a cute little fic about Merry and Pippin and shows the depth of their friendship. Includes a small flashback in the beginning, and then it's Pippin's 16th birthday. Frodo, Sam, and Gandalf a
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
To Make it Through reviews
An AragornLegolas friendship story. I know it's been done before, but I'm hoping this is different. Legolas has weird dreams, eventually gets an unexpected visitor, and slowly goes a bit crazy, so he seeks out the help of his friend. Rewritten
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,129 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Legolas
A Deadly Secret reviews
This is kind of like a mystery. There's a murder...who did it? It takes place sometime in Season 1. PG-13 for non-graphic violence, death, and one swear word.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/25/2002