Author has written 3 stories for My Little Pony, Tarzan, and Monsters Inc..
Hello I am Goofygal95 although, despite my username, I don't write very many humor stories, I write more of family, romance and action/adventure stories =D
Name: Samantha, Sam or Sammy. Whatever floats your boat
Hair: Darkish brown
Personality: Kind, funny, shy, compassionate, stubborn, sassy (sometimes)
Being with the family and friends
Music (who doesn't love music?)
Being silly (sometimes)
Singing and Dancing (when the mood gets me)
Babies and animals
Any kind of abuse
Being treated like a child (it happens from time to time)
My older brother picking on me (Again, it happens from time to time)
Writer's block (such a pain in the ass)
Favorite movies: Kung fu panda!
The princess and the frog
Lilo and Stitch
The corpse bride
the emperor's new groove
How the Grinch stole Christmas (2000 vision)
A Christmas story
The three stooges movie
All the Toy story movies
Madagascar 1, 2 & 3
Monsters vs Aliens
Wreck it Ralph
Favorite Tv shows: Kung fu panda: legends of awesomeness
Lilo and stitch
Once upon a time
The legend of Tarzan
King of the hill
The three stooges
Mystery at the museum
The golden girls
Batman: the animated series
Foster's home for imaginary friends
Avatar: the last airbender
Favorite video games: Wind waker
Super Mario Sunshine
Paper Mario 1, 2 & 3
Banjo Kazooie 1 & 2
Super Mario world
Favorite Songs: Firework by Katy Perry
Send me on my way by rusted root
Almost anything made by Queen
Almost anything made by Phil Collins
All star/I'm a believer by smash mouth
Americano by lady gaga
When can I see you again by owl city
Kung fu fighting (Kung fu panda remix) by Cee-lo green and jack black
Luck be a lady by Frank Sinatra
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If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
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If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you think people who are cruel to animals should be punished, copy this and place this on your profile.
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About six years ago, in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell, and they believed them. Repost this onto your profile and she wont come to haunt you as she did to the girls.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a venezuelan so I must be afraid of everything
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a scar on my left arm from surgery I got when I accidentally fell down the stairs and broke my arm and wrist. Ouch.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I used to talk in my sleep but not anymore
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? It really depends on my mood.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Yep. 4:26. my mom told me that Oprah was just starting. LOL.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Idk. Too many things.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My old rabbit, honey
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? I have a lot of stuff that is very important to me
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 ft. 4 inches
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Sometimes after I watch something scary on TV
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I don't really remember
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? None. I hate perfume. Wayyyy too strong.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't care
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? ?
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy drink
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese and pepperoni
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chocolate! Never too full for chocolate.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A giant stuffed dog my dad's coworker gave me when I was two. I still have it.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Not in a romantic way
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Nope
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? I have two
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A dog and a bunny
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Most likely not
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Words
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 42
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I have no idea
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People who judge others based on stereotypes.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Nope
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Animals
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No
37. FIRST JOB? Never had one
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? I tried but failed
40. WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? listening to music
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes. Same answer as #1
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Everyone likes me.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I don't know.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I like kids but I'm not 100% sure I even want any but I did have any, one would be fine for me
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. My dad named me after Samantha from bewitched.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Pantene
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It could be better
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? hot dog?
52. ANY BAD HABITS? A few
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? What?
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Just a bit but not really.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Music mostly helps
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? In my mind
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My little pony and Barbie
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Not sure... 8?
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? A little bit
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? If I'm feeling cocky
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed potatoes
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Funny, honest, caring, understanding, smart, etc.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Sam, Sammy
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Queen
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Once upon a time
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? WTF is that?
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? COOKIE DOUGH!
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Two years ago
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? LIES! But I did notice there was no 19 or 20.
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? ?
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I guess
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Music
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dad
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? face
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Don't know
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Racists and Twilight
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? February
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aquarius
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown
86. EYE COLOR? Hazel
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? I don't really have one
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? I've never eaten it.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? TV
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? February 16 (My birthday)
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? keyboard
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Republican
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs!
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Candy.
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have a car.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The great Gatsby
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Single
Here's something fun!!
Here's my name
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
T: A very good kisser
H: Easy to fall in love with
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, TrinityFire13Guardian137, DJ HiHi Kimiko,XSakunoXRyuzakiX, xRae Asakurax, Flying on a Broken Wing, HikariKame, ottawawolf, xxpinkblinkxx, DarkHeartInTheSky, AnimeAdict202, ANTAURIfan, roxan1930, Goofygal95,
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She trusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If your against child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
1)Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
2)Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there is footsteps on the moon.
3)Do NOT interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!
4)A wise man once said"I don't know go ask a woman."
5)Some people where dropped as a baby. You were clearly thrown at a wall, slipped on the stairs, bounced upon the ceiling, and fell out the window.
6)Its you and me versus the world... We attack at dawn.
7)Hate is just a special love we give to the people who suck.
8)Don't steal, the government hates competition.
9)I saw something earlier today that reminded me of you, don't worry I flushed the toilet.
10)MARIO: can bash his head against bricks repeatedly, cannot touch a turtle's toe or he dies. WTF?
11)Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
12)Never go to bed early, always stay up and plot you revenge!
13)It takes skill to trip over FLAT surfaces.
14)An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If well aimed.
15)I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
16)Every time I see the word explain on a test, I die a little inside.
17)I don't suffer through insanity, I enjoy EVERY minute of it.
18)When it rains on my party I bust out the slip in slide.
19)PMS-possible murder suspect
20)Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talkingg to you, you've probably had too many.
21)God made men first. Than he had a better idea!
22)Eat right, exercise, die anyways.
23)I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try and keep up.
24)Chaos, panic, disorder-- my work here is done.
25)What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
26) Bad spellers of the world UNTIE!
27)I didn't loose my mind. I sold it on ebay.
28)WARNING: do NOT follow in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff..
29)DORA: travel around the world without parents-no problem. Find the red barn behind her-problem.
30)Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them!
31)Life is a box of chocolates- full of nut.
32)I used all my sick days at work, so I called in dead.
33)If it wasn't for physics and law inforcements I would be unstoppable!
34)The voices in my head may not be real, but they still have pretty good ideas.
35)When your mom leaves you in the car alone for a few minutes, everyone outside immediatly become rapist
36)Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessively compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up - all of our operators are too busy to talk to you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever
37)Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
38)I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
39)I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
40)The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
41)When in doubt, make up words!
42)Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
43)If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
44)If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
45)All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
46)Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
47)You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
48)Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
49)There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
50)Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
51)Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
52)I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
53)Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
54)WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
55)What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
56)Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
57)If I throw a stick, will you go away?
58)Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public.
59)There is a thin line between genious and insanity. I have erased this line so many years ago.
60)This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!
61)Get to know your stalker, they'll be there for a while.
62)Why is when we talk to god we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin
63)My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
64)The cops never find it as funny as you do.
65)God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.
66)I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.
67)Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children..
68)How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?
69)I used to have a handle on life... and then it broke.
70)There's always light at the end of the tunnel...just pray it's not a train.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
Now you have two choices
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
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