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Joined 06-16-11, id: 2995692, Profile Updated: 06-19-12
Author has written 8 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Holaa. Meh. Schmeh. OH YEEAAAH. *dark chuckle*

UPDATE (JUNE 19TH, 2012, EXACTLY 5:05 AM CAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED AN ALL NIGHTER BY CONTINUOUSLY REREADING HOMESTUCK, BEGINNING TO CURRENT END) - SO, THIS IS STRANGE. FROM THAT BOARDING SCHOOL? I GOT A REJECTION LETTER IN THE MAIL, THEN, LIKE, FIVE DAYS LATER THEY CALLED ME AND TOLD US THEY HAD MADE A MISTAKE AND THAT THEY WANTED ME TO COME BACK FOR TESTING AND NEW INTERVIEWS. IT WAS YESTERDAY AND IT WENT SMASHINGLY AMAZING. I LOVE THE PRESIDENT OF THE SCHOOL. sO FUNNY AND NICE. I CAN TELL HE AND I WILL BE THE BEST OF HEY-WE-HAVE-A-STUDENT-TEACHER-RELATIONSHIP-GOING-ON-HERE-FILLED-WITH-SHITTY-SMILES FRIENDSHIP. ... HE'S BALD, GUYS. THAT WAS IN NO WAY RELEVANT TO WHAT I WAS SAYING. ANYWAY, I'LL LET YOU GUYS KNOW IF I DO GET ACCEPTED. I WILL BE MOVING ACCOUNTS REGARDLESS OF THAT. ONE OF THE FLAMERS WHO PMS ME PRIVATELY IS GETTING WORSE AND THEY STARTED TO SCARE ME BY ASKING ME ALL KINDS OF PERSONAL QUESTIONS AND THREATENING ME PHYSICALLY, LIKE, IN PERSON. SO...I WILL BE MAKING AN NEW ACCOUNT. I WILL TELL YOU GUYS WHAT IT IS AND LUCKILY, I WILL HAVE DELETED THIS PROFILE BEFORE THE MYSTERIOUS FLAMER WILL HAVE GOTTEN BACK FROM SOME TRIP TO CANADA, SO THEY WILL NEVER HAVE TO REALLY KNOW. ON TO COOLER THINGS...WHO LIKES HOMESTUCK????? IF SO, ASK ME AND I WILL SEND YOU PICTURES OF ME IN MY SOLLUX COSPLAY :) WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE (JUNE 7TH, 2012) - OKAY, GUYS. HERE'S THE DEAL. I GOT ACCEPTED INTO A BOARDING SCHOOL FOR SMARTY PANTS. BLAH. twipotterfreak28 KNOWS THIS SINCE SHE IS BOTH MY COUSIN AND BEST FRIEND, BUT THE REST OF YOU DON'T. I'LL BE GETTING A BRAND NEW LAPTOP AND BE FOREVER HOOKED UP TO THE WIFI. I'LL WORK ON MY NOVEL, MY MANGA, AND MY FANFICTIONS, BUT I'M PROBABLY GOING TO CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT AND REDO MY STORIES. I WILL NOT BE ON AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO BE. MY GIRLFRIEND, WHOM I MET AT ORIENTATION, ALSO HAS A FANFICTION ACCOUNT. I'LL PROBABLY WORK ON MY STORIES WHEN SHE DOES. SEE, THIS SCHOOL REQUIRES HOURS AND HOURS OFSTUDYING AND MUCH LESS FREE TIME THAN I'M ACCUSTOMED TO. NOT TO MENTION, I'LL BE TAKING BOTH AMERICAN HISTORY AND WORLD HISTORY(l AND ll), AND RUSSIAN l. I WILL STAY ONLINE AND I WILL CONTINUE TO WRITE, BUT MY TIME WILL NOT BE AS LARGE AS I WOULD LIKE. I PROMISE I WILL NOT LEAVE. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS FOR MOST OF THE MONTH OF AUGUST, I WON'T POST. I'LL BE TELLING MY FRIENDS BYE AND THEN MOVING IN AND SETTLING DOWN. MY ROOMMATE IS A HUGE GAMER, SO WE'LL PROBABLY PLAY LEGEND OF ZELDA AND PORTAL UNTIL THREE IN THE MORNING, AHAHA...I'LL MISS YOU GUYS AND I PROMISE I WILL UPDATE VERY SOON! :)

Okay, here's a list of my stories and...stuff?

Arrivederci: Is finished, feel free to drop a review, though! =D

Mi Tomate: Sequel to Arrivederci, is finished but shitty, feel free to drop a review, fave, etc.!

Spaghettio Horrors: CRACK-CRAP STORY. If you read it, feel free to review.

Cammina Con Me: Feel free to review! I'll probably update once every two weeks, or once every week, depending on how much school hates me. Currently it hates me.

NineEleven: HAS BEEN EDITED. Feel free to review.

A Test of True Love: I kinda like this one! Updated randomly, feel free to review!

*REMEMBER-FLAMES WELCOME*

Current obsessions (probably more I forgot about, lol): Hetalia, Harry Potter, Twilight, Sherlock the TV series, the Sherlock Holmes movies, Iron Man movies, The Avengers, Fruits BAsket, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Butler, Pokemon, D Gray Man, Jing-King of Bandits, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, HOMESTUCK!!!!!!!!!, How To Train Your Dragon, Road to El Dorado, X-Men, Shinobi Life, Thor, Spiderman, Gunslinger Girl, Gurren Lagaan (yet, can't quite remember if that's the correct spelling, lol), Chibi Vampire, Black Bird, Soul Eater, City of Bones and all those books, Futurama, American Dad, Big Bang Theory, Kelley Armstrong (ALL of her books), The Host, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist (the first series-I guess Brotherhood, as well), Bleach, InuYasha, and more XD

Controversial issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnautural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaivor. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britiny Spears' 55- hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will only raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. That's why society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, service-economy, or longer life span...
Repost this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.

For those that don't know, homophobia is fear of gay people, or people who like the same sex. Why would we have to be afraid of that? It's not like a cold, you can't catch it. They're people, like you and me. I would know. Sorry, but if you're homophobic, do not try to talk to me.

Maybe you should know some stuff about me. Yeah. Sounds good.

I have been a proud Christian since the beginning of my eighth grade year and now most of my friend circle come straight fresh outta church. One thing I've recently learned to do was put your trust in Him and He would guide you through the calm and through the storm.

Also, I only listen to Christian comtemporary. Disciple, Red, Newsboys, Sanctus Real...all them.

My fave song...one of them is Starry Night by Chris August.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart. He loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for Him, He will stand up for you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. Don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, Jesus says, "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

Even when you can’t see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile!

If you love God with your whole heart, and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile.

Jesus had no servents, yet they called Him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...

Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ, His son...

Then copy and past this on your profile.

In the Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven."

I got this from a friend. This fill-out personal info thingy. Schmeh. I decided to change it, because a few things on this list were fake.

Name: Alexis Nicole

Age: 14(Soon-to-be 15! :D)

Hair Color:...I have died my hair to be black with blue/purple tint(do not ask why. Boredom.). My hair was about the length of Switzerland's(if you watch Hetalia XD). Now it's kind of like Denmark's...?

Eye Color: Blue-Green-Gray, they change. Got that from my Nana. Thanks, Nana!

Height: Most likely shorter than thou.

Weight: Why is this here? I'll never tell! ;)

Current Clothes: (...Why did she even put this?) Well, for those stalkers who would enjoy knowing my current clothing, I'm wearing my black shirt with the German flag on it and baggy jeans and I'm shoeless.

What Else Am I Doing Whilst Writing This: Watching Whose Line, listening to Air1, and roleplaying...

Pet Peeve: Bossy little children. They make me want to eat a brick.

Do I Roleplay?: Heck. Yes. I am roleplaying Soul Eater right now, like as we speak. Hetalia too, and Warriors, and Harry Potter.

Am I Friendly?: Depends. Do I like you? :33 If I do, mostly. If I don't, I shouldn't speak to you because saying those kinds of words is bad.

Fave Webcomic?: HOMESTUCK. :33

Do I Think Anna Is Awesome?: ...my friend's name is Anna, js. *sigh* YES ANNA YOU RULE. *whispers to you* The Ruler has been appeased.

Please Read This (This made me cry..)

I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.

I'm the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I'm the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents that buried her daughter long before her time.
I'm the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I'm the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me.
I'm one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will be able to walk again.
I'm not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I'm the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I'm the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says that I'm a unfit mother because I live with another woman now.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I'm a male.
I'm the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I'm the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I'm the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I'm the person feeling guilty because I think I can be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I'm the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I'm the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, Love.
I'm the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile:

My name is Sarah, I am but three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up all day long
When I awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse,
My name he calls, I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I start to cry.
He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault, That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah and I am but three, tonight my daddy murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Copy this if you believe it needs to end

Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad, and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers, and they do pretty much the same thing.

When in doubt, push random buttons! It usually works, and if it fails, OH WELL!

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Common Sense? Is that a vegetable?

Are you sure I'm a human?

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don't have film.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!

I swear to drunk I'm not God.

When in doubt, mumble.

A conclusion is a place where you simply get tired of thinking.

Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live.

True procrastination is putting off a task until it doesn't need to be done anymore.

I get my exercise running to the refigerator.

You know you are dieting when postage stamps start to taste good...

Life is a test and I didn't take very good notes.

A day without sunshine is, like, night.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

The problem with life is there's no background music.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

'Let's eat Grandma!' Or 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives. Use it. Save lives.

Bad spellers of the world untie.

I truly believe five out of four people suffer from problems with fractions.

Atheism is a nonprophet organization.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

I love Chuck Norris! Here are a few "fun facts" about meh love.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life, unless it gets in his way.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 seconds to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

When you say no one is perfect, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris was about to send an email when he realized it'd be faster to run.

When Chuck Norris was little he followed a rainbow. He met a leprechaun and asked for its gold. It wouldn't give it to him. This is why we no longer have leprechauns.

If you see Chuck Norris fighting a bear, don't help Chuck Norris, help the bear.

Chuck Norris won a staring contest against his reflection.

Chuck Norris was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Chuck Norris."

Deaf people did not exist until Chuck Norris was asked to speak a little louder at the McDonalds drive through.

When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

Hm...I'll attempt this.

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Nicizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Indigo Moose

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Louise Lake (It really does sound like...soap opera-ey.)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wilnicens

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Aqua Crush

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lceweae

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Pumpkin

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR CRAZY CLOTHES, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

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I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant person.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

Hey! I just felt I should tell you I thoroughly suck at writing. Well, in my opinion. Anyway...if you can roleplay Hetalia, and you can roleplay yaoi, and you wouldn't mind if I roleplayed Romano, then EMAIL ME. at:

worldendsnow@yahoo.com

I also mostly do text roleplaying. Email me about it!

Or email me if you wanna talk or something. Ha. I'm in the process of making a tumblr and a DA. :P

My two OCs:

Name: Louis Adego-Jones, likes to go by Louis Adego. He is the state of Louisiana.

Age: Looks around fourteen, likes to act older.

Looks: He has shoulder length blonde hair with slight waves, and he has bright green eyes. He has a goatee, about an inch long. He usually wears t-shirts and jeans, and when he wants to be fancy he wears a dress shirt with khakis. He's about five-ten.

Personality: Sarcastic, and likes to flirt. He's pretty clumsy and acts like France sometimes. He celebrates France's birthday on the fourteenth of July, but he celebrates America's too. His favorite sibling is probably Texas, although he is fond of others.

Other: He has a pet gator named Pedro. (I chose Pedro because of something stupid I did once.)

Name: Callie Berlin-Jones, likes to go by Callie or Cal. She is the state of California.

Age: Looks about sixteen, fifteen.

Looks: She has long, blonde hair and a natural tan, with bright green eyes. She usually wears pink and blues, but likes to stay in the comfort of jeans. Sneakers are her choice of shoe and she does not ever wear stilettos. Unless of course she is trying to impress someone.

Personality: Smart, but likes to be random and funny. A big sister to many of her siblings, she is reallu protective but will threaten anyone, especially Nevada.

Other: She has a puppy named Daisy.

Name: Maria

Age: About fourteen, but acts way older.

Looks: Wildly curly dark brown locks, with vibrant green eyes and usually carries a sketchbook. Likes to wear a tomato headband, and usually is seen in a shirt with a sarcastic saying on it, baggy jeans with holes in them, and skater shoes. Also wears a pair of aviators.

Personality: Sarcastic, and willing to punch someone to get what she wants. Is bisexual and proud of it. If you insult her about it it'll be the last thing you ever speak. She likes to draw and enjoys writing stories.

Other: She is very smart, but says she's dumb thanks to her low self esteem.

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/19/2011
Viva La Vida by kuefox reviews
Things can get crazy when Melody, a 16-year-old Hispanic otaku, helps a guy when he crashes into her front lawn. Now she gets a free wish...why not wish to live with the Hetalia crew forever? NOW CONTAINS BONUS CHAPTERS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,697 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - America, Germany
Phantasmagoria of the Falling Snow by Scarlet Septette reviews
Visions of desire and reality haunt Norway as he denies his love for his new brother. But no matter how far he runs, the snow always catches him. But when does love turn into an obsession?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,949 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Getting Even by forkthatwaffle reviews
Spain kissed and hugged Romano all the time yet treated Italy with the same loving attitude. It irked Romano more than he was will to admit. When his plan to get even goes wrong a hidden side of Spain appears that forever changes their happy relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,222 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Not All Treasure Is Silver And Gold by animeloveramy reviews
Taught to despise pirates all his life, how will Alfred cope when he is captured by one Arthur Kirkland, the pirate captain with a curse that only Alfred has the key to breaking? Pirates of the Caribbean parody - AU. UK/US/UK and Spain/S.Italy. Plus PruHun, Franada and GerIta. Hinted RomeGermania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,704 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
Prisoners on the Slave Ship of Love by black-roulette reviews
Lovino Vargas has been captured and taken hostage in a pirate raid led by Captain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and his band of Spanish buccaneers. Tensions grow high and hearts are tested when Lovino becomes Captain Carriedo's personal prisoner...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,796 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Because You Are my Idiot, Ti Amo by L-chan the Great reviews
The love between Spain and Romano is complicated at best... A fanfiction based off an RP about the love between a hopeless idiotic Spaniard and tsundere tomato-like Italian. Warnings for language, lemon, and Mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,758 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Tracing Your Heritage by A. bsolute T. ruth S. poken reviews
The mish-mash family of orphans, Ami, Raimund, Markus, and Fiore, bump into two strangers who know something about their unknown parents. GerIta USUK AustriaxSwitzerland. Past mpreg. Human names used. A family story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Povyshenie moyei kolonii by Kat with Shamrocks reviews
When England decides to cast a spell to help America he forgets one important part of the spell and it completely changes the effects. Now he has to change America back before anything happens to him, to bad for Arthur Russia found him. Rus/Ame, death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,946 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Flock Together by Samurai5725 reviews
This is a sequel to UpsidedownShortcake's Birds of a Feather. What happens after Karkat throws John back through the transportalizer? The fight isn't close to over and everything hinges on John's alluded destiny as the White Queen's hero... if only Karkat can get to him before Jack finds him and murders him. AU, John/Karkat, Rated M for future sexual content.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Land Beyond Dreams by Echoes of Shadows reviews
Antonio is saved from death by someone he'd spoken to only a few times, but who lost his life in the process. Grief-stricken, he only wishes he could have gotten to know his saviour, when his dreams suddenly become reality...or are they still only dreams?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,388 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Carnations and Lilies by BAYBAY841 reviews
'Wrong… this is wrong… so wrong…' was all he could think right now. France was now only holding Romano's wrists with one hand, the other was unbuttoning the his shirt. Romano has been raped by France. It's up to Spain to help Romano heal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,163 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Love's Poison by NightSociety reviews
Lovino's gone - just an empty shell of himself. Antonio, clueless of how to bring his little tomato back, is going to get his revenge. And it is best served cold.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Magie du Marionnettiste by Kat with Shamrocks reviews
When a french puppeteer is put to death for disturbing the graves he says one final thing to his prize possession. Now it is years later and in a completely different country, so how could Alfred be effected by this believed fairytale? FrUs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,767 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - America, France
Listen to the owls by Holliblood reviews
In which Romano goes for a walk in the woods after a party at Germany's and very bad things happen. Depressing. Waring -selfharm, Depressed!Romano-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Dormire Senza Incubi by Dogsrule reviews
When Feliciano Vargas finally snaps, and forms L'impero italiano, The Italian Empire he capture a certain German nation to convince him to become allies with him. But what happens when Ludwig says no and vows to turn Feliciano back to the nation he was?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Our dance by Lady-Pyrien reviews
for raevyn. It's Feliciano's wedding and he's tired of his brother brooding and decides to help him out. However, Antonio, lost in his memories, accidentally says something. Lovino freaks out and he runs off. SpaMano, GerIta, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] [America, England/Britain] - Complete
White Walls by AnorexicWalrus reviews
Alfred and Arthur decide to take a trip to the orphanage to adopt a child of their own. USUK, fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pills by FrozenBrokenSunflower reviews
With Yao dead, Ivan just doesn't know what to do with himself anymore. He finds the answer in a bottle marked Anti-Depressants. Character death. Rated T for the abuse of pills.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
Jealousy and Loving Last Moments by FrozenBrokenSunflower reviews
Co-Written with Mungetsu, Character death. "Nations don't die, they always come back...Yao?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
Win My Heart by MissLadyDemon reviews
Alfred looked at the stick. Yeah, it was positive. Now if only he knew who the dad was. Looking up he wondered if he should confront both Russia and Germany or just risk the chance of them killing each other. Well, this was going to be a fun nine months.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,684 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Finding Your Way by A. bsolute T. ruth S. poken reviews
Sequel to 'Tracing Your Heritage' Only weeks after their find out their parent's identities, Ami and the others are faced with new, larger challenges. A leak has told the world about the countries and now the children have to face the media. Past mpreg
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - America, England/Britain
Unexpected by Nia Frost reviews
John and Karkat get into a relationship expecting nothing but each other's love. Karkat accepted that he wont get a kismisses from the other. What happens however is an unexpected pregnancy. Confusion abound and emotional turmoil. KarkatxJohn
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,323 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - John E., Karkat V.
Something Like That by MiracleHeart reviews
If you turned 15 and your guardian, who's always traveling, allows you to follow them, what would happen? Tokumi Saya leaves her country of Japan and discovers that things aren't what they seem when she experiences different cultures and people.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Japan - Complete
Smile of an aftermath by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
Dee and Ryo were just about to plan a holiday get away when their chief surprises the two with a sudden copy cat on the loose! Will Dee and Ryo ever spend some time alone? DeeXRyo
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2011
Purity Blood by Samstar1990 reviews
A vampire will only drink from a human when they are looking for a servants/lovers. And they only go for the Virgins...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Fade to white by Matsuchiiify reviews
Alabama got taken over by her Dark side, and Mississippi and his Dark side try to fix it. Yes Mississippi's Dark side isn't very dark, but he's made of depression... Anyway, I don't own Hetalia. I only own my OCs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011
APH: 100 day fanfic challenge by kimchi71399 reviews
You think you're a frequent author on Hetalia fanfic? Put yourself to the test with the APH 100 day fanfic challenge! People who survive get free Virtual cookies :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
Ten Years by Midori12 reviews
America wakes up on the tenth year anniversary of 9/11 ready to go about the same routine he does every year on this day. But the presense of a familiar-looking little girl, and England, along with some other countries, may change that. 9/11 fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cancer by Rainbow-Velociraptor reviews
AU: Matthew Williams had been diagnosed with brain cancer, and the disease is now terminal. This is the story of Matthew Williams, the boy that no one noticed him until he died. Being rewritten.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,716 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
The taming of Lovino by Shinigami-cat reviews
Ludwig goes to a new school in America and falls in love with Feliciano on the first day. But Feli's grandpa won't let him date until Lovino dose. What is Ludwig going to do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Remember Me by mistamie reviews
Alfred makes a horrible wish in anger that actually comes true, pulling him and Arthur apart. Can love survive all? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,659 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Congratulations, you've been hetalia'd! by Mitosi reviews
Yeah, Hetalia is great. But the shock of getting into the Hetalia world is even greater! First english story, please comment the writing style Translated from my originally german story T for some kisses and talking. Oh well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
A Crack fic by Four-People-on-a-Sugar-High reviews
A crack fic where Voldemort looses his nose and a cake is ruined. Better if you have watched Dane Cook's B & E sketch. Contains Osama in a attempted humorous light.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/28/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Inside of Me by whitetyger123 reviews
When Russia wants something, he will do anything to get it, even using America against his will. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for a lot of things. If you don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,616 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Hetalia Yaoi Pairings by TiffanyTragic reviews
My favorite yaoi pairings from Hetalia ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011
All You Need Is Me by screammealullaby reviews
Romano is heartbroken that Spain fights so hard to recover the northern half of Italy, so he makes a plan to show Spain all he needs is him. Warnings inside, Spamano smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
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A True Test Of Love reviews
Lovino gets into a bad car accident while saving Feli's life. He wakes up, unable to remember anything, including Antonio, his love and fiance. Now, Antonio must make Lovino fall in love with him again. But how? "It was so hard the first time!" Rated T!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
All Thanks to Gilbert reviews
After a night of passion, Ludwig and Alfred realize what new life that night created. How will England take this? Not bloody well. He's going to get America, no matter what. M for smut and dark themes. Some fluff! RP between me and Kats With Shamrocks!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/13/2012 - America, Germany
Mi Tomate reviews
Sequel to 'Arrivederci'. Six years have passed, and through a shopping experience he finds Lovi again. The only problem is, little Lovi is scared of him! What now? T for swears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Cammina Con Me reviews
HIATUS TEMPORARILY . BEING REWRITTEN.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
NineEleven reviews
A tribute to 9/11, and to those who lost their lives and loved ones. May they rest in peace.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spaghettio Horrors reviews
This is what happens when you try to feed the Italies canned pasta from America. CRACK. Mild language, and possibly scarring material. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Arrivederci reviews
He was fed up with it all, and today was the day he said goodbye. T for mild language and suicide. Now apparently a threeshot, with a most surprising epilogue!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
International Camp for Troubled Teens reviews
TEMPORARY HIATUS...AGAIN
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011