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Joined 06-16-11, id: 2996001, Profile Updated: 08-28-13
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Giver, and Tuck Everlasting.

About me:

I'm young enough that my cousins were surprised that I like Good Charlotte, and old enough that my parents give me the unrestricted internet access that allows me to find bands like Good Charlotte via YouTube.

My favorite fandoms (at the moment) are Harry Potter and The Outsiders (thank you, LALB, even though you make my life miserable, for giving me this one good thing). I also love Animorphs, although I don't read as much for that.

I'll take requests, as long as they're short, not M rated, and don't have cross-generation pairings or pairings with OCs.

I'm a bit OCD about grammar- both the proper use of it and the proper misuse of it.

I have no musical talent whatsoever, yet I love ballet, guitar, singing, and spending too much of my free time trying not to blast my eardrums out because my Ipod's turned up too high.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America and the U.K.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

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How To Save a Life by DreamInVintage reviews
How Dally and Johnny meet. And how they become friends. And how Johnny becomes the only person Dally cares about. And vice versa. And how Johnny dies. And how everything falls apart.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
And Listen by benignmilitancy reviews
Look, you're my brother and I love you and all but sometimes you need to shut up.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Sodapop C., Darry C. - Complete
Sunset by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Sylvia shows up to the lot, and she and Ponyboy have a talk about Dally's feelings toward Johnny. Implied DallyxJohnny. Oneshot.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - [Johnny C., Dallas W.] Ponyboy C., Sylvia - Complete
Secrets by aaliona reviews
On Victoire's wedding day, everything seemed perfect, but even the most perfect of families has its secrets. Multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
To Be A Hero by iris129 reviews
We're not heroes. We're just kids. Kids who got thrown into this war. Kids who go to school, and date, and cry, and have families... Oneshot
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Jake - Complete
The Sorting Hat by Stromsten reviews
Summary: Are Slytherins really the 'evil' House? Does an 'evil House' even make sense? Rose and Scorpius analyze.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,018 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
People Like You and Me by benignmilitancy reviews
I know this is going to sound really weird coming from me, but right now I'm scared of you. You just aren't the same. I think you know you aren't the same. That's the thing—you've been through it all before, but—but now you know it. Now complete.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,890 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
Recognition by TheFredtoherGeorge reviews
On the train to Hogwarts at the beginning of their fourth year, Rose, Al, and Scorpius each notice some new developments that could change the dynamics of their friendships forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
On the Topic of Names by infraredphaeton reviews
Harry has a bad feeling about what Ginny will want to name the children. But it's okay, he has a plan. His son is NOT going to be called Celadrian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Meet My Sister by the yellow submarine reviews
After he somehow saved her life, Max has had a debt to settle with Fang. And now he turns up on her doorstep with a golden opportunity - Max is officially Fang's "baby sister" for the summer holidays. Who knows how that's going to turn out...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,539 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Selfless by khloride reviews
Marco chose the shallow celebrity life. For the man who acts as the face of the Animorphs, what really lies deeper?
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Marco - Complete
Life Goes On by M. Darling reviews
A Mockingjay epilogue of sorts, compiled of vignettes. Rated for angst, mild language, and Haymitch.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,295 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Tick Tock by Ember Nickel reviews
Alan Fangor comes to Earth. Because Animorphs could use more parodies of recent songs.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Elfangor - Complete
Kids Learn Quick by kkeya reviews
It was Cassie's birthday. We were trying to bake a cake. You know, as a surprise. It wasn't going too well.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
1,2,3,4 by El Curly Diablo reviews
Three times Teddy Lupin has tried to propose to Victoire Weasley. Three times he has failed. He's promised himself that this fourth time, it's the last, but what will his life long best friend say to this final proposal? Just a drabble. Reuploaded : R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Oh, I'd Snog You Like the Muggles Do by howlsatthemoon reviews
With my luck, the minute I kiss you, someone will come out and find us and pull out their wand and very possibly blow me up. Now, tell me Rosie, can we snog if I'm blown into smithereens? Rose and Scorpius and...Ronald?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Give Me Your Heart, Lover Boy by howlsatthemoon reviews
I know that goodbye means nothing at all. / The tale of Scorpius Malfoy and Rosie Weasley. For Kimani, aka paperdisasters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Remus Sighed by Pennethril the Tale Weaver reviews
Set during the First War. Remus and Sirius are "volunteered" to babysit during an Order meeting, and subsequently decide to never have kids. **NEW PEN NAME**
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Cliche by Captain Atticus reviews
The story of how a desperate fanfiction author succumbed to the power of reviews. This is required reading.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Guidelines to Writing a Good Maximum Ride FanFic by EdwardAddict reviews
So you want to write a MaxRide fic. But how to start? How can you avoid being terribly clichéd? How can you avoid getting flamed? All this and more in the complete guide to writing. Finally complete
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
The Maximum Ride Guide to Mary Sues by theweirdperson reviews
The unofficial guide to Mary Sues for Maximum Ride fanfiction.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
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Forever Stupid reviews
A probable theme-change from life-and-death to teenage stupidity. Luckily, it can last forever... Anyway, what could've happened if Jesse had tried a bit harder to convince Winnie to drink that chaios-loving, death-hating water.
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011
Mental Image
Yet another language arts assignment. Anyway, this one's about Miles and his mortal family. Keep in mind that it's really short because it's meant to be sort of like a photo- just one moment captured and remembered.
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Conversation reviews
Just a conversation between Jonas and the Giver. Something that might happen after the book. In other words, a language arts assignment that passes as fanfiction
Giver - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
the battle they managed to avoid reviews
Pretty much what would've happened if there had been a battle in Breaking Dawn. Not one of my favorite pieces, but I need to post something to figure this site out and it's the only thing I have that's finished. Hopefully it makes someone happy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011
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