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Author has written 6 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, and Avengers.
Hi. I'm Little Miss Actress and this is my profile.
Envy: No shit Sherlock.
*Gets hit on the head*
Author: Shut up! Now back t o the profile.
I'm a teenage girl from America-
Jakotsu: Is everyone fat and psycho there?
*Author and Members of Soul Eater cast angrily beat the crap out of Jakotsu*
Author: Racist bastard.
So anyway, I really like OCs so a lot of my stories have them. I like Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, X-Men: Evolution, Legend of Korra, InuYasha, Xiaolin Showdown, Bleach, Fairy Tail, and other stuff that I can't think of right now.
Inuyasha: Of course you like me! Who wouldn't?
Author: Actually I watch it for Korra, Mako, Sango, Miroku, The Band of Seven, Kagura, Rin, and Sesshomaru (YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLUFFY/SESSHY!!!!!!!!!!!!) I also like Death the Kid, Soul, Maka, Rogue, Gambit, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Pyro, Tigress, Riza, Envy, Lust, Greed, Ling, Lan Fan, Kimblee, Olivier Armstrong, Miles, Greeling, Renji, Rangiku, Gin, Rukia, Ulquiorra, the Devil's Nest gang, Chase Young, Raimundo, and Kimiko.
Everyone listed (except Sesshomaru, Ulquiorra, and Mako): YEA!!!!!!!!!!!
Chase: Yes yes, everyone likes me.
Author: HELL YA!!!!
Kimiko, Rai, Clay, and Omi: Hell no!
Chase: Everyone's a critic.
Gin: I know how you feel.
Edward Elric: What about me?!
Author: Zip it shorty!!!
Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'LL SINK IN THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE CAN BREATHE THROUGH A MOLECULE OF WATER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Author: I didn't.
Edward: Oh, well even if you didn't you still pissed my off!
Gin: Well someone has a temper.
*Edward glares at Gin*
Izumi: Hello my stupid pupil.
*Edward slinks into corner*
Author: Okay, moving on.
My Favorite couples are:
EnvyXmy OC Medusa (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
Royai (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
Greed x Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
LingFan (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
Makorra (Legend of Korra)
Maizu (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Bosami (Legend of Korra)
Soul x Maka (Soul Eater)
Tsubaki x Black*Star (Soul Eater)
RaiKim (Xiaolin Showdown)
Tigress x Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda)
Austria x Hungary (Hetalia)
Tohru x Kyo (Fruits Basket)
Rin x Hatsuharu (Fruits Basket)
Arisa "Uo" x Kureno
Shigure x Akito
Diego x Shira (Ice Age)
NaLu (Fairy Tail)
Gruvia (Fairy Tail)
Jerza (Fairy Tail)
GaLe (fairy Tail)
Freed x Mirajane (Fairy Tail)
Laxus x Cana (Fairy Tail)
Elfman x Evergreen (Fairy Tail)
Romy (X-Men: Evolution)
Wanda x Pyro (X-Men: Evolution)
Hiten x Abi (Inuyasha)
Rin x Sesshy (Inuyasha)
Kagura x Lord Fluffy X3 (Inuyasha)
Rangiku: Two girls for one guy? What a little player!
Hikari: Oh, Sesshykins is a player!
Inuyasha: Who are you?
Hikari: Oh, I'm a new character Little Miss Actress is working on for a story. I'm your older adoptive sister. And Lord Fluffy is my Nii-san. You can call me Hikari, or Hikaru, or Kari, or Kaoru. I really don't care.
Sesshomaru: I will never accept you as my sibling.
*Kari grabs Sesshomaru's arm and flips him on his back*
Sesshomaru: Was that nessisary?
*Little girl with black hair and colbalt eyes runs into Kari's arms*
Kari: Akira, what are you doing here?
Sesshomaru: Great, another half-demon.
Kagome: WHAT?!?!?!?! Okay she looks exactly like Kari, and with her hair and eyes... Akira?
Kagome: What are your thoughts of the afterlife?
Akira: Afterlife? Once you're dead you're dead, that's it. There's no such thing as an afterlife.
Kagome: Gee why does that sound familiar?
*Turns to Bankotsu*
Bankotsu panicky: What are you looking at me? I didn't do anything!
Inuyasha: Sure you didn't.
Hikari: Hi sweetie. How've you been?
Bankotsu: Um, uh.. well. Uh... BYE!!!
*Sesshomaru steps in way*
Sesshy-kins: Did you touch my baby sister?
Bankotsu: Um, uh... HELP!!! SOMEBODY?!?!?!!
Jakotsu: I like InuYasha.
Renkotsu grumbling: Why does aniki always get the girl?
Bankotsu: Hello???? About to be killed here!!!!
Author: Okay break it up you two. Now back to my profile.
Least favorite couples: Info on crack couples and just annoying and fucked up pairings.
Let's get one thing straight, I do not like yaoi or yuri. Don't get me wrong. I'm not homophobic, I just don't like noncanon yaoi fanfics because they bore me and I find them disinteresting.
So anyway let's get to some annoying and sucky couples. Random order plus possible commentary.
1.) Kikyo x Naraku
Okay this is where the commentary comes in. This is one pairing that will never happen in a million years. 1.) Naraku killed Kikyo. 2.) Kikyo loves InuYasha. 3.) He's an evil bastard who killed her twice. Not once, twice. How fucked up is that? And 4.) Naraku just keeps doing evil things that just gets more innocent people killed. That's just a turn off.
2.) Sesshomaru x Kagome
Well first things first. What the hell? Sesshomaru pretty much hates all mortals, the exception being Rin. And Kagome obviously is in love with InuYasha, And Sesshy loved Kagura and vowed that he would decide whether or not she dies in vain, and it's obvious he'll move on and be with Rin when she gets older. And Sesshomaru seems like he'd rip Kagome to shreds because of her uselessness. So yeah, not happening.
3.) Po x Tigress
Three words: What. The. Fuck. Seriously people, Po is an obnoxious panda who wouldn't know the meaning of humility if it bit him in the butt. And Tigress is just a mature, diseplined martial artist. Don't get me wrong, I like Po and Tigress, Po's funny and Tigress kicks ass but those two would not last as a couple. She'd kick and dump his sorry ass within the first five minutes. Plus if you watch one episode of the series where the furious five lose there memories, she says "Then why does it feel so right?!" after she punches him in the face. And those stories about them having kids. Uhm, it's humanly impossible for a tiger and a panda to have children together. And to you who say "But what about the animals on Avatar?" Well here's something for you, it's a cartoon. They can make up as much crap as they want. So anyway, Po and Tigress, by the second movie, she doesn't love him, but she thinks of him as a good friend or brother at most. So please, no more. If anything, she'd be better off with Tai Lung.
4.) Bankotsu x Sango
Here's the thing, Bankotsu has little to no interest in any of the girls in the Inu Cast. And also, he and Sango have little to no contact with each other what so ever. They don't even say each other's names. So no, not happening either.
5.) Edward x Alphonse
Words can't describe how disgusting this pairing is. 1.) They're brothers, so it's illegal and incestial, which is just gross. And 2.) Al is a suit of armor pretty much the entire series. So not happening either.
6.) Envy x Any FMA character
Why? BECAUSE HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy Mustang smirking: Wow obsessive fangirl much?
*Shows a roy x ed rated m fanfic*
Roy with total derp face: Someone please kill me.
Lust: I can do that!
Riza cocks gun: Don't even think about it.
*Lust backs away*
Author: Okay moving on! Um, I can't remember what I was gonna say. Dammit!!!
Author glaring: Oswari!
*InuYasha face plants*
Sango: I thought that only worked for Kagome.
Author: I'm the author. Whatever I want happens!
Sango angry face: What was that monk?
Miroku scared: N-nothing!
Author: I love this job!
Sara: You're really gonna mess up my life in the fanfic aren't you?
Sara: Why am I not surprised.