Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Master and Commander, Harry Potter, Little Miss Sunshine, and Pride and Prejudice.
I have a Tumblr. It is about my cat Archie, who is not very good at most things but wants to do them anyway. Feel free to check it out (& follow?!).
"These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing." --Arrested Development
"I'm comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry." --Community
"Constance, how big would a bird have to be for you to be, like, super scared of it?"
"I don't know, like 100 feet, maybe 200. I don't know. You know, I'm sorry, Kyle. I can't think straight right now and that is such a good question." --Party Down