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Joined 11-25-02, id: 299615, Profile Updated: 09-16-13
Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Master and Commander, Harry Potter, Little Miss Sunshine, and Pride and Prejudice.

Name: Peacenik
Age: 24
Place: The States ("A fantastic place called Wis-consin" --Love Actually)


I have a Tumblr. It is about my cat Archie, who is not very good at most things but wants to do them anyway. Feel free to check it out (& follow?!). http://archietrying.tumblr.com/


"These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing." --Arrested Development


"I'm comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry." --Community


"Constance, how big would a bird have to be for you to be, like, super scared of it?"

"I don't know, like 100 feet, maybe 200. I don't know. You know, I'm sorry, Kyle. I can't think straight right now and that is such a good question." --Party Down

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The Younger Miss Bennets by Laura Patricia reviews
A short epistolary sequel to Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice". Nine letters between Mary and Kitty outline what happens to them after the original! Written as a task for my Fan Fiction unit at school - might expand.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Love and Disappointments by Audrie Melone reviews
Set shortly after the marriage of Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth,this story is a venture into their marriage and the happenings in the lives of their friends and family.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,442 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
The Elladan Show by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan's university situation worsens. Elrohir may just be getting crazier. Sequel to Home for the Holidays, followed by Rivendell Nine to Five. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
They Called Me Cursed, I Called Myself Coward by Usorokoaemo reviews
A look into Hollom's mind in the moments before he commits suicide.
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/28/2004
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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The Last Miss Bennet reviews
At 23, Mary Bennet is the last unmarried young lady at Longbourn. When her friend Lady Adlam invites Mary to spend the Season at her fashionable Town-house, Mrs. Bennet is thrilled that her difficult daughter will finally have access to wealthy lords and elegant parties, but Mary is not so ecstatic at the prospect. Sequel to "The Miss Bennets Set Forth" & "Miss de Bourgh in Bath."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,327 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Mary, Elizabeth, OC
The Miss Bennets Set Forth reviews
Mrs. Bennet, determined to see her last two daughters married, arranges a holiday in Bath. Will foolish Kitty avoid the temptations of the Georgian city? Will solemn Mary ever lift her head from her books? Will Mrs. Bennet's nerves survive the adventure? Something of a sequel to "Miss de Bourgh in Bath," though previous reading is unnecessary.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 236,047 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Kitty, Mary - Complete
Miss de Bourgh in Bath reviews
After Mr. Darcy takes the thoroughly unsuitable Miss Bennet to be his wife, a most seriously displeased Lady Catherine and her daughter repair to Bath in search of new prospects. What adventures await Anne in the exciting spa city? Now with something of a sequel: "The Miss Bennets Set Forth."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,204 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Anne de B., Lady Catherine - Complete
The Happy Medium reviews
Rebellious princesses, sexy pirate lasses and beautiful servant-girls wreak havoc in the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner are hopelessly entranced. The streets run red with sparkly blood. Enter two characters who are destined to fix it all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,640 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Big Brother reviews
On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Sheryl Hoover helps her son with a project.
Little Miss Sunshine - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Any Other Name reviews
For Peter Pettigrew, the irony is sometimes overwhelming.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Peter P. - Complete
Fury of the Sea reviews
The decision is heartbreakingly simple to make, but difficult to keep to. Movieverse, set during Will Warley's death. Jack's point of view.
Master and Commander - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete