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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3406 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32132 - Favs: 19,003 - Follows: 15,573 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5448 - Favs: 4,368 - Follows: 5,018 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5425 - Favs: 5,201 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 8,890 - Follows: 9,275 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Exterminator by NoxedSalvation reviews
If you have to fight the Nazi Juggernaut with bugs, you may find yourself becoming an Inglorious Basterd.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,962 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014
Incarnation by hobonisuru reviews
We did it before, we can do it again. It'll be fun, just watch. Or help me, that'd be more fun. Or try to run away screaming, yeah, okay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Skitter
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 4,008 - Follows: 4,257 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Tyrant by rumblestiltsken reviews
Taylor!centric AU melding of Worm/War40k. Eden has a reason to fall to Earth, other than being an intergalactic klutz. Turns out the entities aren't the only things from space worth fearing. Epic-level story, rated M for language and violence.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,591 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Tyranids, Skitter
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2988 - Favs: 6,564 - Follows: 7,384 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4228 - Favs: 12,496 - Follows: 11,636 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Fusions That Should Never Be: My Little Nerimians by R.T.Stephens reviews
Based on a series by D.B. Sommer, we explore how two shows that have as much in common as a draconequus does with a yeti riding a bull while holding a crane and eel should never be crossed with each other.
Crossover - Ranma & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
Will of Foxfire by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,323 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3318 - Favs: 5,228 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews
Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
A boy in the hand by dogbertcarroll reviews
A lonely young girl takes her Poppa’s advice on the best way to snag a boyfriend. Too bad her Haruka Poppa had just been kidding around. Ranma & Sailor Moon crossover.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,461 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Ranma
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6095 - Favs: 10,220 - Follows: 3,874 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Trust in God, or, The Riddle of Kyon by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
In their third and final year at North High, Kyon confronts the implications of the Riddle of Epicurus for his relationship with Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Worst Day Ever by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
When a time-traveller alien esper slider shows up in a blue box, Kyon has the worst day ever trying to keep the universe from blowing up. Everybody else seems to have a pretty good time, though.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Consequences of immortality by Rhaegar Targaryen reviews
People think that to be immortal would be a good thing. Naruto knew they were wrong. But now, he's starting to doubt that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dance of the pyreflyes by Chronodt reviews
Naruto, after the battle at Wave, reflects on the events of the day, when something happens from the afterlife that would fully explain his role in the sealing. What is White Chakra? What are pyreflyes? Naruto/FFX minor Fusion. Whitemage/Summoner Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 143,489 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 109 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5632 - Favs: 11,512 - Follows: 3,600 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Finishing what you start by gabriel blessing reviews
My first fic, from back in the 90's. Having replaced a dying human child a long time ago, the demon known as Ranma was always famous for finishing what he started...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,161 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Worlds Fall Apart by CreamSoda1382 reviews
You mean Ranma's really a...girl? o.O How will everyone react when they find out that Ranma, man among men, is actually a girl who was turned into a boy with a Jusenkyo curse after Soun accidentally makes a deal with a demon? How will Ranma react?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,601 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 565 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 265 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 6,602 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete