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Joined 06-17-11, id: 2998717, Profile Updated: 09-16-11
Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Alphas Series, Lisi Harrison.

Here is a moral question for you. If you find a pair of shoes in a locker without a lock during summer vaction. Is it o.k. to take them? - Sister Grimm 13

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Thought this was so funny

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a pack of waterballons:
Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate or broken ballons.
(So if i'm older 8 i won't choke.)

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The Greek Sea and Roman Sky by PandaRum reviews
There once was a Greek burned by a Roman. There once was a Roman who burned a Greek
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/10/2013 - [Percy J., Jason G.] - Complete
The Avengers of Literature and Beyond by cuteypuffgirl reviews
Seven of literature's worst antagonists are on the loose. Seven important artifacts have been stolen. And it's up to the combined forces of Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Katniss Everdeen, Max Ride, Artemis Fowl and Bella Swan to save the world...again. -megacrossover- *ON INDEFINITE HIATUS DUE TO CRINGE-WORTHY CONTENT*
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012
Safe Hands by Sarah the nerd reviews
Harry meets Gwen in the afterlife.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry O., Gwen S. - Complete
The Crossover by hiholly123 reviews
When a dimensional rip opens up in Artemis's world, he and his new aquaintences must fight to get home. Literally - fight. *Currently re-working, see the last chapter for info*
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,781 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Artemis F., Max
Web of Shadows by Artemis's Liege reviews
Carlie Cooper is brave, beautiful, talented, and she has superpowers! But is she more than she seems? Will she ever prove that she's better than Rogue? Read to find out!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,697 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Avalanche/Lance A., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Bloodlust is my friend by thislittlemockingjay97 reviews
Blood. Lust. Two different words, but when you put them together, you get bloodlust. Everybody all must have it at some point. We're no exceptions. Rated T for cussing and violence.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 48,675 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
See Last Chapter by Kitty-Mae reviews
Please read last chapter if you are still following this story!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011
World War III by Writer Under The Stairs reviews
OC'S CLOSED! What if Magneto was right about war? full summery is AN in first chap. read please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,402 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011
I NEED DEMIGODS! by sister-of-the-devil reviews
Hello! not to sound rude but I NEED CHARACTERS! I'm writing a new story and I need your help with characters. Please help me! Still accepting! I need a few more people! Please review on 2nd chap. It has main detail
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011
XMen Application for needed oc by Tmntfreak1996 reviews
this is a trade an oc for an oc when needed rule's are inside read carefully contest ends august 25th
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
CheckMate by AkiGirl22 reviews
No Summary Yet. *APPS CLOSED*
Alphas Series, Lisi Harrison - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011
The Art of Children by Mekina reviews
Jean makes a mistake, and suddenly, there are 8 cute little 5 year olds. Does Magneto have a twisted plan? How much chaos can these mutants cause? ROMY, KIOTR, LORO, and maybe some tiny KONDA, but its harder than it looks!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
The Art of Breaking by elemental helper reviews
The game's changing, what will be your move? Miles doesn't know who the man was or what his strange words meant, but knows what he has to do. He has to find someone lost in the darkness of his past, someone who he could never bring himself to think about
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,423 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011
When Push Comes To Shove by SweetSirendipity reviews
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Alphas Series, Lisi Harrison - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011
OCs! OCs! OCs! I NEED OCs! by Mystica Tempest reviews
OPEN THROUGHT STORY OR UNTIL I SAY SO! READ EVERYTHING BEFORE SUBMITTING CHARACTERS! Main character created. Trojan war. After HOO. Prologue inside. T cause I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Hera, Aphrodite
The Next Generation: Submit Your Own OC by Original509 reviews
A project shared with another author. Details inside. If admitted to Hogwarts, you will be able to take classes, observe Quidditch and even encounter the children of the Golden Trio. Enter your OC, and see his/her future unfold at the school of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011
Proof in the Parenting by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
The League is amused to realize that little Dick Grayson isn't the only one learning things from his new family. For yj anon meme.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Things Not to Do at Xavier's by Amelia Glitter reviews
The following rules apply to all students, as well as any guests or allies that come to visit. Please realize that breaking a rule will result in harsh punishments.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Colors by Morte Lise reviews
Ty Lee sees people in colors.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Ty Lee - Complete
Melting Point by The Phantom reviews
Pietro becomes trapped in superspeed. How can you save someone moving too fast to be seen? A story that explores how each character views Pietro as a twin, a brother, a son, an enemy. COMPLETE with EPILOGUE
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 87,526 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Complete
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Children of Fortune reviews
Here is the tale of the sons and daughters of the minor gods and titans. Children of the forgotten, the scorned. Those who have no place at either camp, Greek or Roman. Here is the tale of Oblitus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011
Neo Alpha Academy reviews
It has been 30 years Shira first opened Alpha Acadmey, and Angeline Dubois won. And again the AA is opening it's gates, but this year will be different, very different.
Alphas Series, Lisi Harrison - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011