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Author has written 11 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, Psych, Mentalist, Glee, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.
Yo! Doctor Gleek Potter here!
I am an American High-Schooler.
My age? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. ;)
My gender? Female(Yes I am straight, just several of us straight girls enjoy writing/reading slash)
My name? Alex Russo. What, you think I'm gonna give you my real name?!?!?
My favorite pairing in the world? Either Shassie or PucKurt!(Duh, 2 hot guys!) (Spike X RadicalEdward[CowboyBebop] ties for second with Ed X Roy[FMA])
My favorite series? DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!!!(Or Torchwood)
My favorite Anime series? FMA!!!!!! Cowboy Bebop is a close second.
My favorite books? ANY PSYCH OR GLEE FANFICS I CAN GET MY HANDS ON!!!!!!
PucKurt and Shassie FTW!
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Which Supernatural character are you
Created by lyrawing-on Quizilla
You're Dean! You're like those M&Ms you love so much -- hard candy shell on the outside, soft chocolate center on the inside. You're a huge flirt, and quite proud of it, even though you'd rather chew off your own arm than talk about your real feelings. You kick ass and you're smart, but without any special powers or a silly college education -- all your kickass is purely your own, baby.
Which Psych character are you
Created by Killa4hire-on Quizilla
You are Shawn. Cocky, brilliant, and ever the wise-ass you breeze through life with a grace only someone with your abilities could achieve.
This story reminds me sooo much of the song 'The Christmas Shoes'. If anyone knows what that song is about, you'll understand. I am currently writing a Shassie fic based off of this story and the aforementioned song, which originated from the novel based on a true story and was then made into a very touching movie on Hallmark Channel. You should watch it, read it, and listen to it in all its forms:
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
But please, choose number one. This was a true story, and I hope to God it never happens to someone I love or someone my readers and reviewers love. Believe me, it hurts, having someone about to die so suddenly on you and not being able to do anything for them. I know.
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Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If books,manga,anime,drawing,writing stories, Japanese things, Japan, and staying on the computer for several hours has tooken over your life, add your name to this list and then copy and paste this into your profile: japaneseanimelover03. Amuto-fan-Neko-san, Strawhat-Alchemist, x.Yue.x, Emotive Gothika, CarmelColoredDreams, 00GIRL'SNIGHTOUT00, TheSoulAlchemist,
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If you love Nickelback, copy this and paste it to your profile.
If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile [My father is like Hughes so much it scares me sometimes!]
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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
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people of the world who HATE math UNITE! if you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your math teacher is so boring that you almost fell asleep, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't get why people cant get it through other people's heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! ( so you've seen the photobuck pic of Roy I assume???)
When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail when you've drunk yourself stupid.
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?
If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff ('if someone else touches it they die' obsessive) copy this into your profile.
If you have added the names of charactesr of any anime/game/ect. to your word dictionary because you were getting sick of seeing that stupid red squiggly line all over the place while writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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95 Percent Of Teenage Girls Would Die If The Jonas Brothers Said Breathing Was'ent Cool Put This On You'r Page If You'd Be The Other 5 Percent In The BackGround Laughing Hystrically! XD
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
99.5 percent of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
You say BABY PINK
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If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile
No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect, Copy this to your profile.
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if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends (okay, more like devils...)
Insane is a good thing. Insane means you are random, weird, and don't give a damn what anybody else says. If you have any of these traits and are considered insane, nerdy/geeky or weird, but really one of the few sane and/or not conformist people in the world let it be known! Copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list: The Silent Orion, iTorchic TheSoulAlchemist, RoyEd Fangirl,
If everyone cared, and nobody cried,
If everyone loved and nobody lied,
If everyone shared, and swallowed thier pride,
Then we'd see the day that NOBODY died.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS IS TRUE, COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE! ( and I mean like, nobody died from war, not natural cause for all you smartasses out there)
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Middle School, High School and College:
1. Where survival of the fittest really means SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
2. A mental ward where teachers compete for the 'ass of the year' award.
3. Where ALL of the biggest freakin' cliche's take place.
(if you think that this is true, copy and paste to your profile!)
If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this to your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE sleeping, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever been told that what you do is pathetic copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever been told that you have no life or think you have no life copy and paste this to your profile
Patienice is a virture, its just one that I wasn't born with. (if your impatient, copy and paste to your profile.)
If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.
How to tell if you're a (good) writer...
1. If you constantly talk to yourself.
2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself
3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person
4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!
5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
7. If you know what writer's block is.
8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism.
9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
13. If you memorized your keyboard.
14. If people think you might have A.D.D.
15. If you think itd be cool to have A.D.D.
16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.
17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.
18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.
19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors.
21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself.
22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.
23. If you write stories based on your dreams.
24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.
25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast.
27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.
28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)
29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...
30. And finally, the number one way to tell if youre a good writer: If you failed English 101.
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wanted to be a hero from Greek mythology, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Hannah Montana and all of its little tools that call themselves "Fans" annoys you to no ends, copy and past this into your profile.
If you believe in bigfoot/sasquatch/yeti, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have proven wrong the fact that it is impossible to lick your elbow, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends don't think your insane, they know your insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.:RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, HeartFlare05, RecklessxDreamer, Melodious Authoress, The Flurry of Destiny, Rulisu, Demyx-Axel-2362, XIII Riku,ForbiddenKHfan216, TMMfanatic1234, Strata Of The Travelers, RoyEd Fangirl
If you always have your daydreams to keep you company and talk to, copy this onto your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name, TMMfanatic, Poseidons!,Strata Of The Travelers, RoyEd Fangirl
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
there are six facts about life:
1) it's physically impossible to touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2)all retards after reading number one will try it
3)you will discover the first fact is a lie
4)your smiling now because your a retard
5)you will soon copy and past this into your profile (please)
6)there is still a smile on your face because your a retard
I'm sorry for posting this and if i insulted you but I'm a retard and i need company
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile!
If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak!
A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile! Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
DO NOT CHEAT, OR IT WON'T WORK, AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TO TRY THIS. DO NOT READ AHEAD. IT'S WORTH IT...
1.Get pen & paper.
2.When choosing names, make sure they are REAL PEOPLE that you ACTUALLY KNOW.
3.Go w/ your FIRST INSTINCTS! (Very important for accurate results).
4.Scroll down ONE LINE AT A TIME. DON'T READ AHEAD
5.On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1-11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
6.Next to NUMBERS 1 & 2, write down ANY 2 NUMBERS you want.
7.Next to NUMBERS 3 & 7, write down the names of TWO MEMBERS of the OPPOSITE SEX. (If gay, SAME SEX names)
CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD, OR IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.
8.Write down ANYONE'S NAME (friend or family) next to 4, 5, and 6. DON'T CHEAT.
9.Write down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11. 6. Finally, MAKE A WISH. Are you ready? ...
HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME: The number of people that LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2.
The person in SPACE 3 is the one YOU LOVE.
The person you LIKE but the relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7.
YOU CARE MOST about the person you put in SPACE 4 .
The person in SPACE 5 is the one that KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
The person in SPACE 6 is YOUR LUCKY STAR.
The song in SPACE 8 matches w/ the person in SPACE 3.
The song in SPACE 9 is for the person in SPACE 7
The 10th SPACE tells you the MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND.
And 11 is the song telling you HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE. NUMBER ONE is your LUCKY NUMBER.
Repost this w/n AN HOUR of reading this. If you do, YOUR WILL WILL COME TRUE
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
What a Boyfriend Should Do
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she re-post this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Your One and Only Wish
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On T-Rat (Military food):
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
Check this out...
If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
What A Boyfriend Should Do:
When she walks away from you mad
IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you live in your own little world, copy and paste.
If it doesn't matter that you live in your own little world because they know you there, copy and paste.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, True Colours, BrokenWarrior, Doctor Gleek Potter,
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.: RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, alansquill, True Colours, BrokenWarrior, Doctor Gleek Potter,
If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, True Colours, BrokenWarrior, Doctor Gleek Potter
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, scarilyobsessed, teeny-weeny-munchkin, True Colours, BrokenWarrior, Doctor Gleek Potter
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it) Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)Rainstorm007 (It’s just a tiny, little, big problem, gosh!) mysterys (sadly, mysterys is guilty), Adderstar(actually it was a half a flight of stairs, but it was humiliating enough. And painful...), alansquill (guilty as charged... how I do it, I have no idea) True Colours (I also once fell down a flight of stairs in a crowded shopping centre...people nearly saw a corpse!). BrokenWarrior (tripped up some stairs and smacked my head on the floor...so embarrassing), Doctor Gleek Potter(OMGness, so embarassing...)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.
If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone (myself included) is terrified of you cos of it's effects, put this into your profile.
If you are one of the few people who prefer Carlisle Cullen over Edward , copy and paste this into your profile.
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the retailor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go on about your favourite pairings on fanfiction and no one has any idea what you are talking about. crazy iz when you shout "YAY" for no apparent reason in the middle of a maths test (soo embarassing by the way - try to resist) Crazy is when you suggest to the cool girls that they come in to school without makeup. Crazy is when you're in the middle of a crowded cyclone shelter and you run around wearing a mini-skirt and no underwear whilst proudly waving a red thong in the air...did I mention you're a 13yo guy? Crazy is what will set the world to rights. Crazy is when you randomly blurt out quotes from the Tenth Doctor or from random Anime shows. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you too are on the Quest for General Awesomness, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thought: I cannot do this, and then done it, copy and paste, and add you name and the scenario to the list. TrueColours, singing a solo, BrokenWarrior, told my classmates I'm gay, Doctor Gleek Potter, spoke in front of a crowd.
If Yassen Gregorovich is somehow involved in 90 per cent of your day-to-day thoughts, copy and paste.
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