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Joined 06-18-11, id: 2999815, Profile Updated: 09-03-11
Author has written 6 stories for Glee, Supernatural, My Own Private Idaho, and Twilight.

Hi, so I guess we all know why we're here - and I mean in terms of this site, not the earth - we like to write and read fan fiction. Some people may think it's weird but most think it's just an extension of the film/television/book experience. We get to take charcaters who we know and love and put them in situations the we want to see.

I would love to become a serious novelist one day and I'm working on my first book right now. But in the meantime I needed another creative outlet - and which site is better for creativitity than this.

I have a rather eclectic taste in film and I love dark and twisty story lines - so warning now if you like happy and fluffy stories don't come running to me. My favourite films are Fight Club, Trainspotting and My Own Private Idaho. Favourite TV show is probably Supernatural or Grey's Anatomy - but I do love my comedy, Seinfeld, Big Bang Theory, Black Books, Absolutely Fabulous just to name a few - and I'll always hold a soft spot in my heart for Glee (love the Kurt and Blaine relationship - Darren Criss is all kinds of awesome).

If you've read to this point I congratulate you. Please feel free to read and review.

Favourite Quotes

'It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.' Tyler Durden, Fight Club

'Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that. I chose not to choose life - I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? Renton, Trainspotting

'This road will never end. It probably goes all around the world.' Mike, My Own Private Idaho

'Well I've definitely learnt something - don't leave your Christmas decorations out past New Year or you'll get flayed by a hooker from God.' Dean Winchester, Supernatural

'Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.' Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

'Inside of me, sweetie, inside is a thin person just screaming to get out.'
'Just the one, dear?' Absolutely Fabulous

'Don't make me laugh... bitterly. Fran will fail, you will toil your life away and I will die alone upside down on the floor of a pub toilet.' Bernard Black, Black Books

'Are there terrorists on the plane? A hotel fire. Is that it? Malaria? Yellow fever? Lupus? Is it Lupus?' George Costanza, Seinfeld

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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4052 - Favs: 5,412 - Follows: 3,769 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hurricane by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
Two years after Kurt and Blaine's divorce, Kurt finally wins custody of their daughter. A week later, Blaine attempts suicide. He has nowhere else to go, so Kurt volunteers to take him in, believing that he can help Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,265 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
There's all kinds of courage by rholou reviews
Kurt and Blaine are going to take a while to get over this, especially when one of them isn't used to accepting help. Even though he's really going to need it this time.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 96,606 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
If I Die Young by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
As Kurt finished up high school, he had plans to finally escape Ohio with Blaine, but when tragedy strikes, both Blaine and Kurt must try to contend with obstacles they never dreamed of encountering
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 269,634 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Never A Good War, Never A Bad Peace by foraworldundeserving reviews
Nobody's perfect. So under that logic, it was entirely unfair to watch certain people just float through life without so much as stumbling and Finn wasn't going to stand for it any longer. Blangst. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Unstable by moonshoesangel reviews
Blaine has schizophrenia. He finally snaps and Kurt is there to help him. May trigger. Read at your own risk. Self-harm, mental illness. Complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,860 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Counting Stars by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
Life is perfect. Blaine is perfect. Kurt Hummel has never been happier or more in love, but what happens when Kurt begins to see that everyone has secrets?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,604 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
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Shake Your Groove Thing reviews
While the scenes from 'The First Time' were oh so beautiful, this fic is for those of us who wanted to see a little bit more. One-shot story looking at the whole of Kurt and Blaine's first time.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What I Am reviews
We all know how Kurt came out, but how did it happen for Blaine? His old school was not the friendliest place in the world, how did Blaine cope when he discovered his love of football did not necessarily mean a love of women.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Where The Boys Are reviews
Oneshot – Finn walks in on something he most definitely didn't want to see. His brother and his brother's boyfriend having sex and it may just cause him to question some things about himself.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All the Time in the World reviews
Blaine and Kurt's relationship has gotten off to a slow start but when you have all the time in the world does it really matter. When a secret threatens to tear them apart will it make them stronger or ruin their relationship forever?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Wanderer reviews
MOPI inspired one-shot. Mike is once again left to his own devices - separate from reality he wanders toward a place that could be home.
My Own Private Idaho - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Twilight: Hunters and Vampires reviews
What would happen if Bella was a hunter named Sam Winchester? A crossover between Supernatural and Twilight were Sam is now a 17 year old girl hunting werewolves with her brother Dean in the town of Forks.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sam W., Edward