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Joined 06-18-11, id: 2999871, Profile Updated: 04-11-13
Author has written 4 stories for Halo, Call of Duty, and Avengers.

Name: Toothpaste

Other names: FlufDaPillow (for most games), SleepyRaygun (my gamer tag for XBOX, which used to be my brother's...), and Darkmyr/Damphyr (for pretty much anything else), Thereandnevercomingbackagain, and Toothpastebalaclava or just Toothpaste

My Skype is Darkphyr if you're interested

Age: Senior High School age

Status: Mildly Active (I read more than I log on or post, truth be told)

Interests: More things than I care to count, but writing and art are on that list


I've been writing more lately...

Status: Working on an Avenger's fanfic and a lot of COD ones :)

I have a Captain America fic available... but it's a self-insert, which as far as I've heard/seen/read aren't allowed here. Ehh... If I post it somewhere else I'll let you guys know. Maybe I'll change it to a different Marvel hero that's similar...

In terms of the COD fics I have, there's a couple completed, but they're kind of together but not together. I'm trying to decide of I should post them together or seperate

Note: The COD fics I write are pretty much all in the Modern Warfare series/world

I would rather have eyes that cannot see; ears that cannot hear; lips that cannot speak, than a heart that cannot love


Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters written about unless stated otherwise. All credit for the characters and anything else goes to the makers.

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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 10780 - Favs: 9,361 - Follows: 9,610 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Waltz In Flames by TinyHearts reviews
Uchiha Madara is not the sort to settle down with one woman. "Do you see me laughing?" MadaraxOC Madara/OC Pre-Cannon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Madara U.
Last Homely Hole by ClassicalTorture reviews
Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,785 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Soldier's Anthem by LittleShinikami reviews
Collection of drabbles and one-shots with the guys from Modern Warfare 2. Mostly based on prompts. Mostly Archer and Toad for now, but the others will make an appearance.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Archer, Toad, Gary Sanderson/Roach
The ABC's of Commander Cody by Codywolf reviews
Just like the title says. There, of course, will be some whump but I am making an effort to also add in some lighter stuff. Cody/Barriss, some Obi-wan/ Satine and maybe some Rex/ Ahsoka. ENJOY!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,936 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Commander Cody
Fire by Carovinee reviews
Private Enya Clarke is taken from her Canadian regiment to join TF 141, almost completely against her will. How will she adjust to the intense life of a Task Force soldier, and who will be there to help? Roach/GhostxOC. M for language/violence/torture.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,410 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Ghost, Gary Sanderson/Roach
Disavowed by HarbingerKismet reviews
How far will they go when they have nothing left to lose? MW3 sequel to "Flash." Possible spoilers. Rated M for violence, language, and suggestive themes.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,227 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - MacTavish/Soap, Cpt. John Price
Misdiagnosis by IceCreamChanges reviews
6 months Post-Fall. When something happens to John, Sherlock returns to his side. Both men, now forced to face unaddressed emotions, abandon some old identities and gain some new ones. Thorough discussion of sexuality, so if that doesn't interest you, consider yourself warned. (Rated M for self-harm, suicide attempt, and later explicit sex)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,800 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Confinement & Escape by reulte reviews
After two years imprisoned in The Citadel, Echo is back in the army. Now an imperial stormtrooper, his task is to suppress rebellion. Has Echo, Fives, Rex, Ahsoka, Kix... along with OCs.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,845 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Echo
The Kitten Conundrum by LittleShinikami reviews
While out on a walk Archer finds a stray kitten and falls head over heels for her. But pets aren't allowed on base. Will he be able to keep her a secret from MacTavish?
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,775 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Archer, Toad, Gary Sanderson/Roach, MacTavish/Soap
To Be a Master of the PokéUniverse by Scheherazado reviews
So you wanna be the master of the PokéUniverse? Do you have the skills to be number one? Chances are, you don't. In order to help you achieve that goal, I have generously given you this handy-dandy guide. Read and be enlightened. A guide to writing Pokémon fanfiction. Formerly known as 'Puff's Tips to the PokéUniverse.' Chapter 9: Titles!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,933 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/11/2010
The SAS And The Glam That Goes With It by Lisbet Adair reviews
Sam Winters is having an awful day in her new job. The last thing she needs is an embarrassing encounter with a rather dashing mystery man. Who is the enignmatic John Price?
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,621 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Cpt. John Price, Gaz - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by GHOST oo007 reviews
When Clint finds himself addicted to morphine after a brutal torture session, he can't seem to overcome it. Hiding his problem from everyone, Clint continues to use in secret. But what happens when Steve finds out? / Post movie, Engaged!Steve and Clint. Based off a current rp between myself and kid-from-brooklyn on tumblr. M for sexual content, language, and drug usage.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R.
The Elite Task Force by mcc25 reviews
Two Task Forces, two Captains and two Lieutenants with one objective: kill Makarov. Will they manage to work together and complete their mission? (SoapxOC GhostxOC later) (MW2 and original missions)
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,950 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - MacTavish/Soap, Ghost - Complete
Roach and a Rookie by Migisi reviews
A new rookie catches the eye of Roach. Taking him under his wing Roach watches out for the teams new little brother, making connections with him along the way. Takes place after Loose Ends, yes Roach and Ghost lived. OCxRoach M for mature content later on. Swearing. Slash.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost
Scars -- Slick's Squad (Chopper's Story) by reulte reviews
Chopper's story from episode 'The Hidden Enemy' to post-Order 37. Completed.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 229,944 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex, Clones
Omake for Last Homely Hole by ClassicalTorture reviews
Here is a collection of omakes, based on my other story Last Homely Hole. I take requests for them, so send me a message, and I'll fill it as soon as I can. M for implied cannibalism in chapter 5
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Locked in a Cave by Jacko1131 reviews
Tex decides that Caboose is hiding who he really is and intends to find out. Things don't exactly go as planned. Caboose/Tex. M to be safe... Definitely M. Red vs. Blue belongs to Roosterteeth Productions and Halo belongs either Bungie or 343 Industries... Can't remember.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012
Campfire by ecto1B reviews
It was an innocent question. Truly, it was. Can the noble Thorin Oakenshield smile? He's never smiled in her presence (well, he's never let her see). Maybe she could make him. Thorin/OC, written as a gift! SMUT
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Thorin - Complete
truth or dare by echidna lover reviews
I don't own mw2, or MacTavish's crazy eyebrows. Funny little one shot about Meat, Roach, Ghost, and Cpt. MacTavish.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost
Going For a Ride by Am I Loud Enough reviews
For being a couple of soldiers, Ghost and Roach have a more quirky side to them. With 6 weeks of leave, a truck, and 800 dollars, the dynamic duo decide to embark on a journey across America. Where are they going? When are they coming back? Probably never. Might change the rating back.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Ghost, Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
To Pride The Humble by Dancing Tiger reviews
When the Task Force accumulates three new members, all of whom are considered 'deliquents' in Soap's book, are soon being whipped into shape by the vigorous life in the Task Force. What no one know's at first sight of these new recruits though, is the story that is behind each one of them. Both the perspectives of three young boys and the Task Force will soon change forever.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,729 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - MacTavish/Soap, Ghost
Drink Me Under by Exiiona reviews
Soap isn't drunk often, but when he is, his demons start to show.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Ghost, MacTavish/Soap - Complete
Lighter Touch by Exiiona reviews
Ghost helps a stubborn captain patch himself up. Short, prompted little thing.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Ghost, MacTavish/Soap - Complete
In The Sniper's Sight by Sister of Gallifrey reviews
Archer had always admired the older sniper. An admiration which grew into love. A love that is shattered by his transfer to the 141. How will he make it in the Task Force when there is nothing he wants more than to be in his beloved General's arms?
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Archer, MacMillan
Chess by MacRoach reviews
After the tragic death of one of his teammates, Roach is diagnosed with PTSD. As his friends and family help him through it, Roach realizes something important- you can't win the game without losing some of your own.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - MacTavish/Soap, Gary Sanderson/Roach
Broken by Sister of Gallifrey reviews
Clint comes to visit Loki in his cell to get justice for the time he was under the god's control. Violent Frosthawk.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
Entropy by xmidnightcohi reviews
After an exhausting mission, all Roach wants to do is rest, but Ghost has other plans in mind. GhostxRoach. Slash Oneshot.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost - Complete
Halo: Floodgate by LoboDiabloLoneWolf reviews
Warrior. Immortal. Last hope. Hero. Hyper lethal. Cortana's chosen. Reclaimer. Spartan. He is the Master Chief. She will be Noble Six. He will save the human race. And she was the reason he survived the fall of Reach. B312 and 117 have met before.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,832 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 2/19/2011
Winter Rose by Dancing Tiger reviews
"The battlefield is like winter- bleak, dreary, despair surrounding everything. Blood is as common in the battlefield as snow is in winter. But what the surprise when you find a sole rose, waiting there for you, surviving against the odds, and proving that a heart does beat somewhere in the landscape of defeat and death"
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - MacTavish/Soap
The Other Side of the Line by skywalker05 reviews
Prompt: What if Wash went with Connie and the Insurrection leader, either willingly or not?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Wash, CT - Complete
Request Denied, Captain by Jade-Max reviews
Rex asks for a transfer after the events of "Attachment's Forfeit" and "Soldier's Sacrifice" and Anakin is less than inclined to let him go...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Captain Rex, Anakin S. - Complete
To Lead A Flock To Slaughter by Emily 'Gadget' Robins reviews
Gadget has been in the 141 for 5 years now. When Roach joins the team and the events of MW2-3 come into play, how will things blow over? More importantly, will she even live to see the end? Sequel to 'Where It All Begins'. !Please Review! Chap 32 is up!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,245 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Ghost - Complete
Peter & Pooh Bear by secret-desert-insomniac reviews
Peter is given a Pooh bear as a child and has it into his teens. Based on a drawing by Crazyk-c.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
But It's Better If You Do by LittleShinikami reviews
Toad receives an upsetting phone call and he decides to forget about it by drowning himself in alcohol. Unfortunately, Archer is too good of a friend to let him do that. Rated for excessive alcohol use, strip club and cursing. One-shot.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Archer, Toad - Complete
Worthy of Boba Fett by JessaFett reviews
A young splicer and mechanic, Kalita Mereel, goes helmet-to-helmet with the infamous bounty hunter, Boba Fett. The result of their encounter will affect them in ways that neither fully comprehends. This is the same story as has been up under my name for awhile, I've just redone some things because of the hiatus! Rated M for later content.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Boba Fett
Scumbag Assassin! by Arhani 'Hanny' Daforcena reviews
Inspired by the "Scumbag Assassin" memes on the Internet, this series of drabbles follows the misadventures of the beloved Assassin Mentor, Ezio Auditore, through the eyes and perspective of the people that he works so hard to liberate from oppression, where they notice strange things about their surroundings... or were they expertly hidden Assassin logistics?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Ezio A., Niccolò Machiavelli
Irregularly Scheduled Maintenance by skywalker05 reviews
She asks to be repaired and he complies very carefully, because he knows that war breaks people in even stranger ways than he does.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sarge, Tex/Allison - Complete
Like the Moon by The Cat Crusader reviews
While at Cloud City, Boba Fett repeatedly bumps into a young girl with dreams of a life beyond Bespin. When he later finds her on his ship, will he drag her along for the ride and what impact will she leave on him... and vise versa?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,640 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Boba Fett
Cold in Russia by Migisi reviews
On a mission in Russia Gary Roach can't get any sleep from the cold. Lucky for him Ghost is just across the room. NO SLASH. Rated T for a few swears. One-shot.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost
And So You by Sister of Gallifrey reviews
Every day you think he'll open that door and run into your arms, kissing you until you can't stand. But he doesn't. He doesn't ever.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ghost - Complete
The Last Time by Sister of Gallifrey
They never knew then that it would be the last time they saw each other. Slash Archer/Rook Oneshot.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Archer - Complete
From A Purely Chromatic Standpoint by skywalker05 reviews
Red vs Blue season 10. Wash is getting used to the daily life of a simulation trooper on a mission to take down the Director, but he still doesn't get how Grif sees everything in shades of gray.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Wash, D. Grif - Complete
Laughing With by Frigyt reviews
Everything that is precious to us must be saved by sacrifice. It is this sacrifice of her sanity that Specialist Valorie Red treats her wounded soldiers. She saves their lives, but who will save hers when the time comes? OCs.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,796 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - MacTavish/Soap, Cpl. Dunn - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Where Will You Go by LittleShinikami reviews
Toad notices Archer pulling away from everyone and becoming quieter than normal. He suspects something is wrong and wants to help. But when the stoic sniper breaks, how will Toad handle it? One-shot, rated for language and angst.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Archer, Toad - Complete
Not Going Anwhere by MacRoach reviews
MacTavish is drunk off his ass, and Roach doesn't want to leave him alone. Major MacTavish/Roach fluff. T for language and same-sex flirting.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2012 - MacTavish/Soap, Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
Forgive Me by LittleShinikami reviews
Pre-MW2 - When Archer is seriously injured on a mission, he realizes he hasn't always treated Toad the way he ought to be treated. And Toad begins to see that Archer isn't the stoic man he thought he was... One shot.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Archer, Toad - Complete
Focus, Sanderson! by Light's Panties reviews
Being unable to take your life seriously when your covert mission turns into the plot of a romantic-comedy. - T for Language, Ghost/Roach.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
Roaches don't Die by Light's Panties reviews
You're pretty sure that significant things only happen when there's one bullet. - T for Language, Character Death.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost - Complete
Roach Can Shuffle by Migisi reviews
Bored, Roach proves to Ghost and Soap that American music doesn't suck as much as they claim.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost - Complete
Ghost Gets Pranked by Migisi reviews
Meat and Chemo are bored and decide to get Roach in on a little fun. Ghost is the victim. Rated T for swearing.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost - Complete
Blues or Khakis? by Migisi reviews
Roach has a hard time putting his uniform together. Ghost gets fed up with everyone.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost - Complete
Project Number 002358T9: TROJAN IV by Sanguinem Luna reviews
When it's presumed Master Chief is dead, Cortana receives a lost message from Dr. Halsey containing a new project:TROJAN-IV. She does it reluctantly, ten years pass, and Master Chief is found,struggling for life. How will the SPARTAN react to the TROJANS?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117
What Happened after Rishi by reulte reviews
Evidence indicates that Hevy survived the manually detonated blast on Rishi Outpost and was picked up by Separatist Commander Asajj Ventress. COMPLETED
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,712 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
short fuse by heartstrung reviews
During a bomb-defusing mission, Roach helps Ghost. Now it's time to return the favour. Slash. M for EXPLICIT CONTENT and language.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost - Complete
Anticipation by Sono la Notte reviews
Modern Times. Two years after AC2, the war still isn't over. A certain Desmond Miles is assigned a simple nobody from Ohio, not knowing that their fates were intertwined. Desmond/OC Ezio/OC Altair/OC T for language and themes...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,494 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Desmond M., Ezio A.
A Very Noble Christmas Vacation by RikaHara reviews
Noble team is exhausted. So Carter decides its time for some vacation, and just in time for Christmas! yeah, its not xmas anymore, but I want to finish this!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,496 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010
Letters by LittleShinikami reviews
Ghost gets pulled into a "pen pal" program against his will. We get to read the letters bewteen him and his "pen pal", a college student back in the states. Bad summery I know. Critique greatly appriciated!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Ghost
Prank Wars by Emily 'Gadget' Robins reviews
It all started with Gadget sitting innocently in the Rec. Room. It turned into an all out war that is rapidly growing. With the teammates pitted against eachother in 'mortal' combat how are rivals Gadget and Ghost going to celebrate their anniversary? GxG
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011
The Package by RikaHara reviews
It had to be delivered at all costs, but with a horde of covies in the way, it looked like only one strong silent type of an ODST would be able to get the job done. ONESHOT
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Rookie
Noble Team by ShadowedSerenity reviews
Title open for change. A series of one-shots based around Noble Team. Carter/Kat, Six/Emile, and Six/Jorge all involved.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Arousing Interest by duvalia reviews
SLASH. A series of oneshots revolving around whatever may 'arouse' Soap's and Roach's interests.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - MacTavish/Soap, Gary Sanderson/Roach
s ranked kittens by poisonlovely reviews
oh, my. the akatsuki have "poofed" into my world as kittens... and they're rather annoyed. Aw, snap... this can't be good... Let's hope the tooth fairy and chuck norris can help me... CRACK. T for Hidan. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,486 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tobi vs Madara by iflip4dolphins reviews
The leader of the Akatsuki, Madara Uchiha, is arguing with someone called Tobi? This promises to be interesting. #11: The author visits the characters, and Madara is thoroughly confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
The FNG by duvalia reviews
Of all the names in the world, how did Gary Sanderson get stuck with "Roach"? Another series of unrelated oneshots/drabbles. See individual chapters for warnings.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,149 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Gary Sanderson/Roach
The Reasons Why by duvalia reviews
Roach wasn't always so quiet or so clumsy. He also never used to hide his face behind a mask and goggles. Nor had he always been a smoker. While on a mission Ghost's team is captured, the days that follow becoming the worst they'd ever experience.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost - Complete
It's a Sword by MyFairJohn reviews
Meghan is acting dumb and Ash straitens her out. No more explanation needed. CRACK!fic. Please R/R, even if you hate it. Takes place during the Iron Queen no major spoilers and is K for minor language.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Ash, Meghan
One Must Descend From Somewhere by skywalker05 reviews
Noble Team is under siege by snow, and everyone's got a story to tell...although Emile's definition of the word "story" is a bit loose. Ensemble, Jorge/Six.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
The British Are Coming! by numarg reviews
Roach has hardly ever seen Ghost without his balaclava, it's like the 8th world wonder to him. It's the 9th world wonder to successfully take the damn mask without dying in the process :D rated T for sorta bad language
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, Ghost - Complete
I present you man and wife by BardDown reviews
"Imma marry my hand to yo face!"
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Ghost, Gary Sanderson/Roach - Complete
Scars & Lovers by PhonyPrincess reviews
A Series Of Scars & Love XD I Know...Sad...Oh Well, Anyways, Includes Soap/Ghost, Roach & Maybe Some More :D Includes Yaoi, Smut! Dont Like, Dont Read. Please Dont Steal & No Bad Comments.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ghost, MacTavish/Soap
Guitar by Dunedain789 reviews
When Meat receives a guitar from his sister, what will Roach, Ghost and MacTavish do! Small one-shot
Call of Duty - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Gary Sanderson/Roach, MacTavish/Soap
The Princess and The Servant by Miscellaneous 7 reviews
For Julie Kagawa's The Queen Is Coming: Contest and Giveaway. "Right then and there, I decided to be one-hundred percent fey and stop lying to myself: I was in love with Meghan Chase." -Puck.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Puck, Meghan - Complete
Brownies and Pokeballs by duvalia reviews
Only the best of the best can make it into Task Force 141. Members are at a level higher than the rest of the world and their New Year's party shows just how high.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Noble Team: Saved and Saves by ZeldaRocker2014 reviews
This is my version of Halo. Basically it's just entries of when every person in Noble Team is supposed to die, but they don't Why? Six saves them. I can't tell you how.i know nobody writes about Carter and Six together so why not something new? :D
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Carter-A259/Noble One, Lyca
Ascendancy by xSweetTea reviews
Noble Team gets a break, and Noble Six finally tries to catch up on sleep. Unfortunately for her, a certain Spartan with a skull engraved helmet is restless and won't shut up. ONESHOT. Read and review please!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
How do you stand it? by BardDown reviews
Price questions MacTavish on the sanity of his men.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - MacTavish/Soap, Cpt. John Price - Complete
The Burdened by MiyuCat reviews
WARNINGS: Slash, smut, language, violence /the good kind/ , and far too many words. "You're playing a dangerous game, Ghost," warned MacTavish. If Ghost wanted out, he'd better run now, before there was no going back.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,519 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2010 - MacTavish/Soap, Ghost - Complete
Going Home Again by reulte reviews
After a rescue, Torrent Company has wounded men in Kamino hospital. Ahsoka, Barriss, assorted wounded clones including our favorites of Rex, Fives, Echo, Kix. Friendship, loyalty. A little hurt/comfort - it IS a hospital!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,098 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Ahsoka T., Barris Offee - Complete
Your Call by The Cat Crusader reviews
Sort-of songfic, character death, rating high just in case - Ahsoka and Rex are sent on a mission together, a mission that will change one of their lives forever.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Captain Rex, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Of Shaving Cream, Stars, and Muffins by The Cat Crusader reviews
A collection of random and probably unrelated drabbles in various parts of the Clone Wars. Not necessarily in chronological order. OOC-ness.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010
Unseen, Unheard, Unfelt by Silver Leafx reviews
A Cubone who loses it when she has sugar, a Growlithe that has to mark its territory everywhere, the laziest Magicarp ever to swim, a gender-defying Dodrio, and a Bulbasaur who is more like a Totodile than anything. No wonder Sophie thinks she's insane.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009
The Innocent Acts by Skybot4 reviews
Sometimes Roach, Allen, and Ramirez can act cute without even knowing it. Contains Gay, don't read if you don't like Set in different times.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Memoirs of a Sugar Queen by Anna Nigma reviews
Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Charlotte L.B. - Complete
Triggers by 4642 Elitist Bastard reviews
The Master Chief rescues a little girl from the remains of a shopping centre. Open to interpretation.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
I Spy by Blubberbutt Chunkybap reviews
Madara & Tobi bought small hidden cameras to be used to spy on the Akatsuki secret private life inside their rooms. Madara & Tobi saw many things they didn't wish to see & slowly created a squad from people who busted them. HUGE OOC and insanity beware!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,784 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Madara U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Who I Am by MsLanna reviews
He cannot remember who he is, he cannot even remember yesterday. To find out his identiy, he begins a journal that records his return to his old life.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 28,581 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
Why Shinobi Wear Sandals by Saja Natalia reviews
Just a cute little story about why all shinobi wear sandals and also why Kakashi has his mask.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Crowd Control by Valefor reviews
Boba Fett may as well be the most coldblooded bounty hunter there ever was, but he's still human. :) Another short little semi-humor fic from yours truly. PG13 for some strong language. Reiews and flames are welcomed.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2001
Bubbles by Valefor reviews
Boba Fett and a bath tub. I don't know if this is humorous, but my sense of humor is all but dead at a little earlier than 3 in the morning...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2001
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Watch Me Fall reviews
Ghost as he dies. One-Shot. Slight implied GhostxRoach, GhostxSoap
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Ghost, MacTavish/Soap - Complete
Betrayal
A drabble involving Hawkeye. Not actually based on the movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Jealous? reviews
Soap gets a wee bit angry at Ghost
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Ghost, MacTavish/Soap - Complete
Just A Test reviews
The back-story of my Noble Six. Contains mild forms of torture and insanity. You have been warned. ON HIATUS
Halo - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six