It started with coffee. Fours cups, black, with steam dancing pirouettes off the placid surface. The rest...well, he put her up to the rest. (A Nolanverse take on how Harley Quinn came to be. Joker/Harley. The coffee shop AU no one asked for)

AU, continuation of 'A Father's Request'. Join one 'retired' Batman as he raises his kids all together while trying to still save the world with this version of the Justice League. One Shots, mini-series, and headcanons, life for the Waynes is always interesting to watch, especially since they can't leave crime fighting behind them. T for paranoia

Dr. Harleen Quinzel stumbles into significant problems when her notorious patient starts using her like a skeleton key. The worst part? She's kind of digging it. JokerxHarley

As a child Loki had to part ways with his best friend, Sigyn, because she was moving to the realm Vanaheim. Centuries later she returns to Asgard to study healing, much to Loki's surprise and satisfaction, but soon he discovers that she has no memory of ever being in Asgard before - or of having known him.

Something about him called to her, be it his mind, his voice, or his impossibly dark eyes, he was raw and uncompromising and when he spoke, though the words were harsh and wrong, he made SENSE. That, Harley knew, was the problem. To HER, he made sense.

Everyone deserves a personal life, even Gotham's two most notorious psychopaths. A Nolan-take on Harley Quinn's evolution. Harley becomes a villain in her own right, but she just can't seem to shake the Joker. ***2019 reboot***

The Joker kidnaps Gordon's daughter. But what heinous event in the Joker's past caused him to be the way he is? And why IS is he so infatuated with Gordon's little brat? Lots of sex and better in later chapters. Also lots of plot now. R&R! D/s, Violence

When Harry discovers more of Snape's memories, a story of young love unfolds. Snape/Lily romance.

Hela always knew she was different (it was kind of obvious). She just didn't know her brand of different extended to 'out of this world' kind of different. Then, one day, a Norse god attacks Manhattan and, suddenly, nothing is quite the same anymore. (Or if further prodded, a tale of retribution, redemption, reconciling, revenge, and the end of the world. Not necessarily in order.)

I was inspired to do this one from all the Back to the Future day celebrations on October 21, 2015! XD The Joker and Harley Quinn's twin children, Arleen and J.J., accidentally activate Jervis Tetch's time machine that takes them back to the past on the day their parents first met in Arkham Asylum...

"This bond—our bond, shall never be torn asunder by anyone. Mortal or god, you should never forget what I am to you and what you are to me. Promise me?" He was rarely this affectionate in the company of others. He felt the same dread she felt. Sigyn/Loki

Harleen is drawing closer to her patient and will soon find out the consequences of doing so...and so will The Joker. The continuation of Painted Faces. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.

Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.

Sigyn has an overprotective brother, an overbearing mother, and an overarching duty to Queen Frigga as her handmaiden. She begins a relationship with Loki, Prince of Asgard and second in line to the throne. It seems easy, but fate has so much more in store for them than they planned. AU. Pre-Thor through Post-Avengers. Loki/Sigyn. COMPLETE

She had known Jonathan Crane as the bullied bookworm that did not fit in during high school. Years later, she accepts a job at Arkham and is surprised to find Crane is her coworker. He then uses her to aid in his experiments, but of course she doesn't realize this. She thinks he wants to rid the world of fear and be able to control happy emotions. Crane/"Oc" pairing. No fluff.

"I will do what I always do when I want what I can't have, Brother." Loki grinned, the grin that meant trouble. "I'm going to steal her." The story of Loki's obstacle-ridden marriage with his beloved, stolen wife. Loki/Sigyn

The Joker discovers just how ugly online gaming can be. And nobody messes with Harley but him.

The story of Joker's first encounter with Dr. Harleen Quinzel. Told from Joker's perspective rather than Harley's and loosely based on events in 'Mad Love'.

An emotional one-shot where Jason Todd is briefly confronted by his younger, angrier, freshly-revived self. Based on the cover image done by Viduata on Deviantart.

Odin has taken notice of the bright and thoughtful Lady Sigyn. He betroths her to his son Loki, but was the decision he made a truly wise one? And how will Loki and Sigyn grow within and around their engagement, both together and as individuals? Loki/Sigyn, currently pre-Thor.

Timothy Drake and Jason Todd met once before Jason's death. Jason may not remember, but Tim does. One-shot.

When the Joker and Harley Quinn break up, Joker hires a new henchgirl to replace her, whom he names Fake Harley. Fake Harley turns out to be the perfect sidekick, much to real Harley's dismay. She thinks the Joker must be overjoyed to have a competent henchgirl at last. She doesn't know the Joker as well as she thinks.

Life with the Joker may be taxing, but one thing's for sure: it's never dull. A series of oneshots following the sick, twisted love affair between the Joker and Harley Quinn. Rating subject to change.

King Laufey's dying wish is a treaty for peace to be devised with the marriage of the Jotun, Loki, and the Asgardian, Sigyn, to ensure it. But, long held grudges and war may prove to be more desired than an end to bloodshed. Loki/Sigyn.

If he was going to kill her, he was going to do it properly...or not all.

Jonathan Crane reveals to Jervis Tetch that he knew Harleen Quinzel long before she became Harley Quinn - she was his student at Gotham University. The two developed a close professional relationship, and Crane hoped for a closer personal one, until the day Harley takes up an internship at Arkham Asylum, and crosses paths with the Joker.

Whenever Loki suddenly needs to visit his daughter to aid her in protecting her realm, he can take a convenient shortcut. Thor, as the good brother he strives to be, decides to follow him and lend a helping hand. Going to Helheim is easy, you just need to die. But getting out of there - that depends on the queen. And Loki is determined not to show he cares about the reckless oaf.

The Joker's out on a job for the next 2-4 days, leaving Harley behind. Now she has to survive the next few days without him, but with a new member of the crew.

Post-Avengers. Loki is awaiting his trial in the Asgardian prison and refuses to talk to anyone, despite Thor's efforts. Then he gets a visit he was not prepared for: Three members of his family at once.

Not everyone is easily threatened. Also, the Joker likes Chinese food.

Sent back to Midgard as punishment, Loki is left in the care of The Avengers. It wouldn't be long until Earth was his, and then he could be the King of the realm, fulfilled his promise to his master and reshape the human realm in his image. Everything would be perfect, providing a certain girl didn't get in his way. LokixSigyn. Set during/after The Avengers. Loki wins AU!

The Joker, along with Two-Face, goes on a business trip to Las Vegas, leaving Harley to try to emotionally cope with his absence. Needless to say, she doesn't cope very well. Thanks to animalfries12 for the book suggestions :-)

Sigyn finds herself dealing with a peculiar situation when a very drunk Loki returns home from the tavern, bringing an equally drunk Thor with him. (Loki/Sigyn, and Thor/Loki brotherly friendship, ONE-SHOT)

Loki is awaiting trial for his crimes but receives help from an unlikely ally, but at what cost? Loki/Sigyn

Please," Joker got down on his knees, he was still unclothed from the waste down. "CAN WE GO SOMEWHERE THAT HAS PICTURES OF THE FOOD ON THE MENUS!"

Warning: Rated for violence, sexuality, and twisted love. What happens when both Harley Quinn and the Joker are brought into Arkham? Go deeper into the relationship between Harley and the Joker, and taste the twists and turns while you're there. Based on Heath's Joker, and TDK Harley.

Jervis Tetch, aka the Mad Hatter, discovers that his Alice is going to be married, and determines to stop the wedding by any methods necessary. Thanks to Harlequinader, who has a knack for reading my mind and suggesting stories featuring characters I really want to write :-p

Dr. Hannibal Lecter is a man of seemingly pure evil...but when confronted with sadistic paedophile Mason Verger, he embarks on a task one might almost find likeable. Rated for content. Set between Hannibal Rising/Red Dragon. Read and rate for my sake. No, seriously, please R&R :-)

Loki and Hel cuteness, with appearances from both Sleipnir and Fenrir. Baldr too. One-shot.

Loki is burdened with a glorious purpose and a wife who is upset he didn't call her for years.

She was the standard doctor at Arkham, but when a figure from her past appears in the form of a grease-paint smeared clown, she knows she can never go back. And more importantly; that he won't let her. Joker/OC Post TDK

If there's one thing Loki knows how to do really well, it's make Sigyn angry. hints of LokixOC!Sigyn

Slightly dub con PWP, so proceed with caution. Irene Alder would never give up the power to just anyone, but Jim Moriarty knows what she likes.

xLadyxLionheartx suggested that I write a story where the Joker is made to feel threatened about Harley and another man, just to see how the Clown Prince of Crime copes with jealousy. Although I think we all know the answer is not very well. ;-)

Harley Quinn comes to life under his fingertips. Nolanverse Joker/Harley, Oneshot.

Harleen Quinzel interviews many "Super Criminals" at Arkham Asylum. Monday through Friday. The interviews are sometimes hand written, recorded, or simply creative. Villain Study. Hints at Harley/Joker romance. See if your fav. pops up.

Batman feels proud when Harley Quinn rehabilitates herself and begins living a normal, productive life. And when Bruce Wayne meets her at a party shortly afterward, he has to examine whether pride is the only thing he feels in regards to the Joker's ex-girlfriend.

Spending the holiday season with the Joker and Harley Quinn proves to be a blast for all involved - 'tis the season to be jolly, after all! Happy holidays, everyone! :-)

Shortly after Dr. Harleen Quinzel's transformation into Harley Quinn and her subsequent breakout of the Joker from Arkham Asylum, Mr. J decides to train Harley to be a productive member of his gang, with unexpected results.

Poison Ivy and Two-Face decide to end their brief relationship, which upsets Harley Quinn more than anyone else. She tries to cheer her best friend up, but her plan backfires and instead makes her reconsider if breaking up might not be the best thing for her own relationship with the Joker.

Takes place during the 'Joker' graphic novel. Harley is working at the Grin and bare it when she meets Joker through Croc. New take on the twisted relationship that is the Joker and Harley Quinn. "One day you will dance to my war drum." 7 is up.

The Joker doesn't realize how good he had it with Harley Quinn until something goes wrong during a battle with Batman, and he has to cope with life alone.

Some photographers get that lucky, career making shot. And some wish they hadn't.

Inspired by the line from the Justice League episode "Wild Cards," where Harley Quinn claims she and the Joker have been to couples counseling for their relationship. This is my take on what that session might have been like.

Human AU. Here is a, Midgardian spin on Sigyn and Loki's family. Without fate, without Ragnarok, unburdened by anything but quite a few illegitimate children. How do you raise six kids when only one is 'yours? Sigyn is self-taught. Loki/Sigyn with Fenrir, Jormungandr, Hel, Sleipnir, Vali, and Narfi.

**Arkham City spoilers Alert** After the events of Arkham City, Harley Quinn is left dealing with the consequences. With Poison Ivy at her side, she'll try to take Arkham City back from Penguin and Two-Face in the name of her "Puddin" and his final gift to her.

The Joker finally proposes to Harley Quinn, and she has a week to sort out the perfect wedding. Naturally, nothing goes right. Will Harley's dreams of becoming Mrs. J ever come true?

There are so many stories about the broken or dangerous side of Loki, but what about the softer side? This tells the story of Loki and his daughter Hel before Odin sends her to Niflheim. Enjoy this sweet Oneshot and tell me what you think!

It is Jörmungandr's birthday, and Loki is convinced by Hel to go and see him. But since breathing underwater is a problem, she also coaxes him into wearing a diving suit. Much to his displeasure and others' amusement. AU, Crack. Mythology/Marvel.

Sigyn hated storms. At the first cloud that darkened, she would make her way to Loki's rooms, to curl into the arms that seemed to protect her from the squall outside. - A fluffy Sigyn/Loki oneshot. Kind of OC Sigyn, aka not the Marvel character.

A collection of Loki x Sigyn - occasional Loki, Hel, and/or Narfi stories - one-shot stories that take place within the "Thor" and "Avengers" universe. Not related to each other in any way; each is a stand-alone one-shot.

Sigyn's wedding is interrupted by Loki's mischievous wiles.

The Joker's harlequinn, his dearest toy, is dead. So now the question is... who's going to suffer for it? Rated T for language and violent actions... sadistically violent actions.

Loki sets his eyes on Sigyn, who is already betrothed to Theoric. Loki does what he wants, and he wants to have her... whatever it takes.

JXHQ: From the pov of a Henchmen looking into Harley's attempt to get clean from her addiction. One-shot. Drabble.

Sigyn had never gathered much attention - But when she finds herself swooped up in the life of a certain trickster Prince, she knows she'll never want to go back. The telling of Loki and Sigyn in movieverse Loki x Sigyn, Pre/Post-Thor.

After the death of the Joker, a distraught Harley Quinn turns her blame to the one she deems responsible. As she plans her revenge, she desperatly tries to clutch the tatters. A One-shot that I'm thinking of entering in a competition : CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ARKHAM ASYLUM, ARKHAM CITY AND HARLEY QUINN"S REVENGE!

As a boy, Thor had a crush on the fair maiden Sigyn of Vanaheim. When they were adults it grew into love. Thor/Sigyn. Sigyn/Loki.

The clowns find themselves in the worst place either could imagine. Joker and Harley are on another cross-country trip with double the wackiness of its predecessor!

"See those masses of screaming girls, Loki? They're all your fangirls, just waiting for you to step out so they can mob you and maybe – but mostly likely – molest you. So you're essentially screwed. Ready to accept surrender?" Crack! Inspired by Artemis-aka-Diana's picture called Loki, Beware of Fangirls on DA. R&R!

The Joker is bored. What does that mean for the rest of the Arkham inmates? Purely crackfic.

A couple of weeks after their wedding, Loki and Sigyn spend a rather cultured evening finding out a little more about each other. A oneshot of LokixSigyn fluff. Post Five Kisses/Pre Mischief, Magic and Fidelity.

Thor has found that Tony has a drawer of strange smelling plants, and forbids Loki going near it. Loki, of course, knows a challenge when he hears it. Contains drug use. One shot crack drabble. Good!Loki. No pairings.

Sigyn Loki's wife has been caught hacking into S.H.I.E.L.D's database on behalf of her husband. Set during Avengers.

In which Loki is captured and needs rescuing. AU/Avengers Based. Sigyn/Loki [discontinued]

Bruce has a new car and the boys want to drive it. Fluff and nonsense. Rated T because Jason swears a bit.

Loki is held in SHIELD's captivity. Sigyn comes to visit him. Sigyn/Loki

A storm has never been a good omen for a marriage. AU Sigyn/Loki

Hela and Loki have the day all to themselves. A father and daughter day seems in order, doesn't it? AU. Sigyn/Loki orientated.

In which the best way to comfort a child is to tell a story. AU

In which Sherlock makes use of Irene's services. So to speak. John/Sherlock.

A collection of snippets about Sigyn and Loki and their relationship. AU Sigyn/Loki [discontinued]

What would life be like if Loki and Thor were mortals? Sigyn/Loki

In which Loki and Thor are mortal teenagers and refuse to let anyone have an easy life. AU

Loki and Thor go on vacation with their loved ones. Loki/Sigyn, Sif/Thor

In which Thor ruins Loki's vacation. AU Sigyn/Loki

Jane Foster is invited to lunch at Loki and Sigyn's apartment. How will this turn out? Loki/Sigyn. Post Avengers.

But do anyway. "They work together to prank me, go figure."

In which Loki has to come to terms with being a father. AU Sigyn/Loki

Most people would do anything for a good bowl of soup. Sigyn/Loki AU

In which Sigyn meets one of the avengers. AU Sigyn/Loki

The treachery of their kinsmen and the horror of what just happened could wait until morning. For now it was only them, as in the end it would always be. Sigyn, Loki. Loki/Sigyn.

What will happen when Harley convinces the Joker to come home with her for Christmas? Christmas-fic Joker/Harley

This story starts from when Severus first met Lily, and the way their friendship evolved during their school years. It is mostly canon, continuing seamlessly from Ch.33 in JKR's book the latter marked in italics .COMPLETE

He remembered, and for Harley Quinn, that's more than enough. BTAS verse. Written out of boredom, on no sleep, and horribly out of character. Enjoy this erotic trash. Lemon/Oneshot. (Formerly titled "Pleasure and Pain Go Hand in Hand")

Harley has run away from her old life to join the circus that is living with the Joker. It's a pretty steep learning curve. JxHQ.

The Joker's got a problem: Harley doesn't remember who he is! What's a clown to do? Joker/Harley Nolanverse

Loki has to leave, but Sigyn doesn't want him to. Slightly based on the poem by John Donne.

A tragic event drives Loki to desperate measures.

The thing that caught Loki's attention the most about the wolf was that it had green eyes.

The five times Kelly wishes she hadn't heard Nathan's thoughts and the one time she wished she had. Nathan&Kelly. One shot.

Sigyn *always* gets Loki's attention.

There are some downsides to keeping company with the most hated man in Asgard.

Their secret is out and people aren't happy about it.

Thor was reconsidering the wisdom of letting Loki have access to the Internet. Just a bit of silliness.

Jane Foster had always been a good listener. Follow-up to "Chocolate Milk and Cookies"

Jane Foster had always been nice to young Loki.

Loki receive an unexpected request from an unexpected source.

Loki and Sigyn watch as Fenrir is bound.

JxHQ: He hated how soft her hands were. M for sexual references.

When Sigyn was a girl, Loki had asked her a question. The question had seemed harmless, but now as a woman, she wonders if the question was not so harmless. If so, then the consequences will not be harmless either. Sigyn/Theoric & Sigyn/Loki

Harley's torn between the Joker and Poison Ivy after a night of impulsive decisions.

The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better. [Bad Jokes 1.5]

The Joker meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel in Arkham Asylum and during their sessions, they are each trying to convince the other: just who is fooling who? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, some violence and some sexual references.

All Harley wants is for her Puddin' to notice what SHE needs. Is that so much to ask? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. FLUFFINESS! Also, this story is a bit of an homage to the scene from Mad Love. You'll see which.

Set after Dies Irae - Day of Wrath. Joker/Harley with a twist. Joker is the one obsessed! Joker POV.

Harley clung to the possibility that this was still a nightmare, cooked up by a dose of fear gas into the respiratory system. Any moment now, she hoped to wake up in a sunshine filled room with Mr. J sleeping soundly beside her...

“Do. No-t. Die. On me. No-t allowed.” There was something in his eyes, hidden behind the toying gleam. His face became serious as he reached up to tuck a stray piece of hair behind her ear, like someone else was breaking past this hostile freak.J/H

or alternatively "Who Needs Primitive Biological Urges Anyway?". First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

The story of how Harley and The Joker became the proud parents of...two hyenas? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!

After messing up The Joker's chance at getting Batman, he is furious with her. How will Harley cope? WARNING: Dark fic. Emotional/physical abuse. JokerxHarley

The Joker's feeling needy, and who's there for him? None other than Harley! *JokerxHarley* --Oneshot--

What seems to be another of the Joker's hostage tapes turns into something COMPLETELY different. Harley/Joker Warning for Smexin'

Harley leaves The Joker and is thrown into Arkham Asylum for the first time. Can she last without him...or will it be the other way around? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!

Harley Quinn is arrested and left with the Batgirl, who just can't help but ask why Harley goes back to Mistah J no matter what. Naturally, this leads to a description of the complex JxHQ relationship - in Harley's own words.

Of course The Joker has a sweet tooth...especially when it comes to Harley. Fluffy! If you don't like it or are not amused in the slightest by fluff, then do not read. If so, this is rated M for language and sexual references. Nolanverse Joker and Harley

Joker stroked Harley’s bandaged wound, "This will look different from your oth-er arm. It'll probably leave a little white line when it heals. Get it now? I changed you forever," he held her face in his hands, "How's it feel?"

Some things like crushing chest pain and bubbly, chatty blonde assistants just don't seem to respond to focused ignoring... First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

The Joker returns home to Harley one night, feeling as he always does...right? Why is he feeling different tonight? Nolanverse Joker/Harley. Rated M for language. Fluff? I don't know...you tell me.

Joker and Harley. It's truly quite simple to break a mind, especially when you have such a willing participant. Read how Joker uses his own dark tricks to snap Harley's already brittle mind. Setting: Arkham Asylum Dark/Angst/Romance

No one knew what happened to Harley Quinn after the Joker was killed...until now, that is. *revised*

Harley, it's very simple. If The Joker calls you, answer the damn phone! Rated M for language and some sexual references. Daddy/girl dynamics: Ain't it great? Emotional and physical abuse. Nolanverse Joker and Harley.

If Harley has to choose, the only decision she regrets making in the past two months is putting on that leopard print bra this morning. Not even coming here, to face her pretty imminent death. Oh, how mad! love is.

Harley's only just traded in her psychiatry textbooks for rubber chickens and taken up her role as henchwench, but she's already making her presence known. First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

Harley is the product of Gotham's rotting underbelly, and naturally her idolatry would lie with the creature that has struck fear in even it's protector. But when he returns her attentions, can she survive it? Nolanized version of Harley Quinn. Enjoy.

Belated Christmas fic, sorry for the awful pun . Harley just wants one Christmas with her Puddin! First published at the LJ batfic contest community.

He looked at her face. Her delicate features smeared with clown paint and left over tears. She never looked more beautiful. The white complexion made her resemble a doll. A porcelain, Harlequin doll. So easily created... so easily broken.

An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!

Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.

How does The Joker react when he realizes Harley is gone and she isn't coming back this time? Songfic to "The Brilliant Dance". Rated T for language.

Harley gets the Joker ready for work after a night of violence.

Harley's pretty new to this game, but she'll learn. An exploration of the psychological and physical aspects of their relationship. Rated NC-17.

My version of how Harleen Quinzel finally met the Joker and became Harley Quinn....

This is my Nolanized retelling of the '94 Comic storyline, of how The Joker seduced his psychiatrist, the lovely and utterly demented Harley Quinn. Joker/Harley with a little Batman/Catwoman thrown in. Because at this point, why the hell not?

Harley's in gear but Mistah J ain't playing. What's a gal to do? Our mischeivous minx takes matters into her own hands - and goes looking elswhere! JokerxHarley

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!

No one dresses as well as the Joker. And no one loves it more than Harley. Exploration of a ritual between them. Sensual and subtle. JokerxHarley.

A naughty little vignette set early in Joker and Harley's relationship. How far will she go for him - and what kind of satisfaction does she get from it? Warnings for sexual references.

The Joker is a hard man to shop for but this year Harley's determined to get him the best present ever. JokerxHarley

Joker was not someone you could leave unless he specified so. [Joker X Harley]

Harley Quinn learns that sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

What can the inmates at Arkham do when their deepest secrets get revealed to the public?

They say to keep your integrity in a relationship you should always have one secret. And Harley Quinn has a big one...

What happens when two of Arkham's doctors disagree on treatment regarding the Joker and Harley? JokerxHarley

What's the worse thing Harley can do to her puddin? JokerxHarley

They said she was crazy, but they were wrong: he was a damn good kisser. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

She couldn’t tell him. Because worse than a bad sidekick, was an ill sidekick. [Joker X Harley], OneShot

Dr. Harleen Quinzel has an interesting encounter with her patient, the Joker, after he escapes and hides out at her apartment for the night. She's not sure whether to fear for her life or sanity. Typos fixed! YAH

Batman has to go to Harley Quinn for informaion on the Joker and why he's leaving body parts as clues. Batman learns something interesting about Harley's past, and her prom night. Batman also learns they aren't so different after all. Short and dark.