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27.2.13

Hello. This is Emily (my name oddly enough), back from the dead.

I went on a hiatus that was 100% accidental. Okay, make that around 10%. The other ninety was this odd thing named P. R. O. C. R. A. S. T. I. N. A. T. I. O. N. That's a long word. Especially when typed like that.

Anyways, I'mma trying to catch up with my writing and I'm gonna be revising some of my stories and all that lark, so, for now, I think I'm gonna go back to my hole...


Sarcastic jerk with a sparkling personality and a low tolerance for Homo Sapiens.


Disclaimer: I own barely anything I write. Except for the plot. And a few characters. And settings. And...


Favorite Books:

Gallagher Girls - Ally Carter

Harry Potter - J.K Rowling

Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins

CHERUB - Robert Muchamore

Ways to Live Forever - Sally Nicholls

The Fault in Our Stars - John Green


Favorite pairings:

Zammie

Drarry

Destiel

Johnlock

Merthur


25 Reasons To Thank My Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


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We’re always together, we’re one of a kind, 3 words describe us - 'partners in crime'.


Anagrams.
Whoever came up with these either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters you get:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters you get:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
HE BUGS GORE
For anyone that didn't know this is the guy that ran against him the first time he ran for president.

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
CASH LOST IN 'EM

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the you get letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER IN LAW

When you rearrange the you get letters:

WOMAN HITLER

TOM CRUISE

When you rearrange the you get letters:

SO I'M CUTER

CONVERSATION

When you rearrange the you get letters:

VOICES RANT ON

THE TITANIC DISASTER

When you rearrange the you get letters:

DEATH, IT STARTS IN ICE


Bella: You're pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Edward: Say it...Out loud...Say it! Bella: A Snowman..

You: Teacher! Teacher: Yes? You: Can I ask you something?Teacher: Sure, go on. You: Would you punish me for something that I didn't do at all? Teacher: Of course not. You: Good, I didn't do my homework

I've been in 2 milleniums, 2 centuries, 3 decades, seen the 1st black president of the USA, the falling of the twin towers, Bin Landen killed, a royal weding between at prince and commoner and the end of the world. I'm not even 20 yet

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we were born... and only stops when we take exams.

"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn't met me yet."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"There is one thing my wife and I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."

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My Version of GG5 by All That is Goode reviews
CONTAINS GG4 SPOILERS! I'm not going to write an actual summary for those who haven't read Only the Good Spy Young, because I don't want to spoil it for them...but the story is better than this...Rated T because...well, better safe than sorry...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,297 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to realize there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 104 - Words: 655,312 - Reviews: 2906 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 370,700 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,222 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
That's What You Get by ellenfp reviews
"You never mentioned a female cousin now that I think about it." I raised an eyebrow at Grant. "Sure I have," Grant said. "You didn't mention that Cameron is a girl." "Technicalities." He shrugged. FullSumInside.Z/C.AH.T-I'mParanoid.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,197 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Love, Live, Spy: GG5 by justhighlyimprobable reviews
Cammie's on the run toward answers. What will she do and where will she go to find the truth behind her past? Who will she see along the way to finding her answers and what will she find? Read it. Z/C
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 19,325 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Cammie M.
Barely a Dream by luckyynumber13 reviews
Amnesia gave Cammie a whole new life, what happens when Zach makes an appearance in it? *The first couple of chapters have been edited so they are more consistant with the rest of the story. Go back and read if you want to.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
In The Business by amillionsmiles reviews
A series of one-shots revolving around the Gallagher Girl characters. Contains fluff, angst, humor, you name it. Latest: "Love leaves scars." "Sometimes we get scarred anyway."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 17,410 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010
A Record of Covert Operations by sweetlylethal reviews
- by Zachary Goode - contents include detailed entries by Operative Zachary Goode concerning the CIA-independent off-record rescue mission of Cameron Ann Morgan and an array of torn pages of previous writings. These are the entries that remain.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,092 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Lucky Break by Ziva Lou reviews
"Steve, you're on fire!" "Holy -!" In which our favorite soldier meets our favorite human torch, and an Avenger is pranked. Oneshot for laughs!
Crossover - Fantastic 4 & Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Johnny S., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Beyond the Moving Castle by carp-ish reviews
This story picks up where Howl's Moving Castle left off, following the lives of Sophie, Howl, and all their friends as the couple tries to decide what they're doing with their lives. Howl/Sophie romance, with other pairings as well.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 12/3/2008
Sniper by Caley3324 reviews
Before Joe goes to work at Gallagher, he goes on a mission with Cayden Sanders, a sniper that's described as the best in the field. They get into danger and war and even...love. But will they be able to make it through?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,622 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Joe S. - Complete
The Accidental Time Travel of James Sirius Potter by suchipotter reviews
What happens when one teeeny little prank goes wrong? Nothing, right? Not that big of a deal... NOT! Watch and read how James, Teddy, Albus, Lily, Rose, Hugo, Fred the Second, and possibly more are sent back in time, and meet their parents! Chaos ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Recruitment Options by MandyTrekkie reviews
Phil Coulson has had his share of finding super-powered individuals and bringing them to SHIELD for the greater good. This time, however, things might get a bit more hairy than even he is used to... Rated for mild language.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Wolverine, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
How Long Before Time Runs Out? by AgentARose007 reviews
Cammie stayed. She couldn't run not knowing if Mr. Solomon would ever wake up, but when he does, she realizes her time is running out. Moments of tendernes between Joe and Cammie-so not in a romantic way.- Non-compliant with GG5.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,265 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Cammie M., Joe S. - Complete
Toy Soldier by Mindless Symphony reviews
Scorpius Malfoy desperately deals with his stressing feelings for his childhood best friend, Albus Severus Potter, as best as he can. But, is Albus, Hogwart's lady's man, dealing with hidden feelings, too?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
Anthony by truemizzie reviews
John's son broke all of Sherlock's rules, and when they met, Sherlock changed from the borderline sociopath most people thought he was to something that John had trouble describing... Godfather!Sherlock. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,242 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shake My Hand by Kitty Smith reviews
BEING REWRITTEN DIFFERENTLY IN SHAKE MY HAND: THE REWRITE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 84,958 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
AM I STILL ME? by Madd Kougar reviews
Alex breaks into the Academy under an assumed name and causes all sorts of problems. The girls just love their new teacher and a visit from the one and only Blackthorne boys. Add in 5:30 am running sessions and they're ready for some fun.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,939 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Cammie M.
For Love of Family by Arnel 63 reviews
A freak accident changes Auror Harry Potter's life and tests the love of those around him. Chapter 40: New Scene Alert
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,558 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
What Binds Us Together by Amaya Ramiel reviews
Sherlock is back and is making plans to be reunited with John, but John's life has not been as static as he'd hoped. Who is the little girl with him? And can Sherlock pull John out of his depression? H/C family-centric, fluff & angst, not slash, COMPLETE cover pic created by PaleMist and published with permission
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,644 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Daughter by EternalSerenityGallaghergirl reviews
Joe Solomon is known for being tough on his students,But what happens when one girl comes to Gallagher and finds out its his daughter. Will he be the best dad or the worst. Read and find out. Disclamer I do not own anything.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Joe S., Abby C.
Why Did I Leave These Three Dunderheads Alone? by SLCTFREAK reviews
Sequel to 'Why We Should Never Leave Two Dunderheads Alone'Please read that one first! What happens when you give Sirius Black a Time Turner? JP/LE JSP/OC FWII/OC HP/GW RW/HG SM/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Beard by Pippin the hobbit-elf reviews
Just a string of text messages between Sherlock and John one day while the latter was out getting the groceries. One shot. Written with the help of a friend. SPOILERS: Post Season 2 Rated T for a few of the slang words used.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lucky I'm Not In Love With My Best Friend by Niphrehdil reviews
In which Sherlock and John kiss, get married and end up on a same bed during one disastrous day.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Another Morgan? by Forever.Half.Full reviews
Who's this mysterious six year old that shows up at Gallagher during senior year? Join Cam & Co. as they uncover Laina's story. Lots of Morgan family drama and discoveries.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Cammie M. - Complete
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Not A Freak by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Okay, you've convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren't Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry's first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts. Childfic. Fluff. NOT Abandoned. Just infrequent updates
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Why Me? by Im-Not-Good-Im-Better reviews
Cammie looks forward to her new life with her brother and the dad she doesn't know. Then, the cocky neighbor boy sets his sights on her. How much do we really know about him?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Coming Back by DontNeedHelmetGotAHardHardHead reviews
Cammie and the two most important men in her life. WHEN I SAY IT'S ABOUT CAMMIE AND HER DAD WITH ROMANCE IN IT I AM NOT SUGGESTING INCEST. Just saying.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Cammie M., Matt M.
Next Generation Travel Back In Time by brahdley jims reviews
It's another time travel fic! With an actual plot line. When James, Albus, Lily, Rose, Hugo and Scorpius are sent back in time to 1995, they discover a lot more than they bargained for. What kind of trouble will an ancient curse bring our time travellers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,085 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011
Past, Present, Future OH MY! by Gred.then.Forge reviews
After messing with Harry's old time-turner, Teddy Lupin, James, Albus, and Lily Potter are sent back in time to Harry's third year. As they try to keep their identity hidden, romance blossoms, humor takes place, betrayal, epiphanies, and chaos ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,095 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - James S. P., Albus S. P.
Spied and Seek by dcdreamin reviews
**Book 4 Spoilers** After Cammie leaves at the end of book Zach follows her, and the two of them search for their answers regarding the Circle of Cavan.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,524 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
CHERUB: The Simons Twins by Lulu Bee reviews
Anna and Emma's Dad works for the BBC, but when he gets orders for a report on some gangs stealing stuff not to be published, the two girls get curious. They are determined to find out the truth behind the story, whatever happens. Rated T cos I'm paranoid
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,238 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Care by ParisNeverEnded reviews
"You don't care!" Cammie Shouted. When a CoveOps mission in New York City goes wrong Cammie must use he wits to survive because although she swears he doesn't, Joe Solomon really does care... Established Rachel/Joe
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Joe S., Cammie M.
Too many spies in the CIA chatroom by thefrostedrose reviews
What do you get when you put four single spies in a CIA created chatroom? A crackfic :D AbbyXJoe, RachelXMatt. Oneshot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Matt M., Joe S.
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 5,543 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Chatroom Mania by Prongywong reviews
The marauders discover the joys of chatrooms. This could be interesting....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - James P., Sirius B.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7580 - Favs: 6,226 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Lone Wolf by Sadie Lovegood reviews
Ever since Tonks was six years old, she’s had recurring flashbacks and nightmares about the events of a terrible winter’s night, and what almost happened to her. Now, 16 years later, she finds herself attracted to a man, even though he’s one of 'them.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,081 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 6882 - Favs: 5,944 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Prongs Rides Again by BrieflyDel reviews
Come on, you know you want it to be true... A case for James being alive. No! seriously! There's a real story here!! *01.12.02 -- COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,710 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - James P. - Complete
Things not to do at the Gallagher Academy reviews
You've probably seen these elsewhere... UPDATED! Possible extra updates
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011