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Joined 11-26-02, id: 300077, Profile Updated: 02-23-13
Author has written 7 stories for Invader Zim, G. I. Joe, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.

MAJOR FANDOM: TRANSFORMERS

MINOR FANDOMS: INVADER ZIM, GI JOE

REVIEWS ARE APPRECIATED BUT UNIT WILL NOT RESPOND.

UNIT DOES NOT READ UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

(IT IS NOT MEANT AS AN INSULT TO ANY OTHER AUTHOR; UNIT IS JUST INSULAR LIKE THAT.)

UNIT SPECIALIZES IN WHAT CAN BE LOOSELY TERMED AS HUMOR, COMMONLY KNOWN AS "SNARK".

UNIT DOES NOT BELIEVE IN: GENDERBENDING, PREDESTINED "TRUE LOVE", "RANDOM" HUMOR, TURNING MECHS INTO HUMANS OR OTHER ORGANIC CREATURES FOR NO APPARENT REASON, AND COMMONLY ACCEPTED FANDOM "TRUTHS" UNLESS THERE IS NO GOOD REASON NOT TO, AMONG OTHER THINGS.

UNIT UPDATES SPORADICALLY. YEARS CAN GO BY BETWEEN UPDATES. WORK IS NEVER TRULY FORGOTTEN.

ENJOY YOUR STAY.

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You Can't Spell Pacifist Without Fist reviews
Drabble, no pairings, just shuttles with terrible judgment. "Bottling slag up like that isn't good for you. It's just gonna keep building up if you don't let it out, and the best way to do that's beatin' the living frag out of the nearest person or thing. People tend to be more satisfying."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Astrotrain - Complete
When a Shuttle Became a Train reviews
One-shot, drabble. No pairings, just dumb bros and trains. Prior to arriving on Earth, he was perfectly fine with the second alt mode he'd been given. It wasn't the best, and in fact it was a little clunky and uncomfortable, but it was built for war and that's all that really mattered. And then he met... her.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Astrotrain, Blitzwing - Complete
Neurospasta reviews
One-shot. Thrust couldn't stop thinking about what had happened on Titan. More specifically, what Astrotrain had done. Something hadn't been right. But it wasn't the actions that made no sense, it was the mech. He had acted like a completely different mech. A more dangerous mech. A true Decepticon. Perhaps even a Decepticon leader.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Thrust, Astrotrain - Complete
Losing His Mind reviews
One-shot, RAH. When a young COBRA trooper witnesses the capture of his squadmates by GI Joe, he fears they're going to be interrogated and executed and plans to save them. But the truth may be much worse..
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Stranger Danger! reviews
In an online conversation resulting from experimenting with frequencies and chat clients, Skywarp decides he's going to take Red Alert partying, one way or another. Red thought he was bluffing.. up until he came to get him. Slight slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Red Alert, Skywarp
Operation: Hamburger Face reviews
Drabble. Wild Weasel has been tasked with escorting a very special squadron of elite troops to a full-out assault on the Pit. This could be one of the most unorthodox attacks in COBRA history - and that's INCLUDING the giant vegetable incident.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Avarice reviews
Avarice means greed. In this case, the greed of one who will stop at nothing to gain the power of the Irken Empire.. even if the rest of the known universe has to suffer for it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,937 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete