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Joined 06-18-11, id: 3000933, Profile Updated: 08-19-18
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm a college student who recently figured out the email and password for this account, which until now I hadn't updated since middle school. I may add more recent fanfic in the future, or I may just leave this here as a sort of archive. Time will tell.

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The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 8,144 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Vision by Hooky Books reviews
What Voldemort saw in the snapshot after attempting to kill Harry in the Forest
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 12204 - Favs: 10,566 - Follows: 3,872 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 6146 - Favs: 7,704 - Follows: 9,258 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Five Times Teddy Lupin Made a First Impression by BookkeeperThe reviews
Nearly everyone knows who Teddy Lupin is before they meet him. Or at least, they think they do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Molly W., Teddy L.
01 Albus Potter and the Forgotten Memory by Colin Creevey reviews
Albus Potter begins his first year at Hogwarts. He makes new and controversial friends and meets his own rival. This rivalry grows to shake the school and by extension the Potter family. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,039 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 6/17/2011 - OC, Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
But I'm a Weasley! by Anisky reviews
Rose Weasley didn't mean to be different. She didn't intend to stand out in her family. She didn't expect to be Sorted... into Slytherin. Eventual Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,755 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36326 - Favs: 28,594 - Follows: 20,850 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On Youth by BookkeeperThe reviews
Teddy Lupin grows up. So does Harry. Moments, conversations, and a new world unfolding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Time travel gone wrong by Cherry2013 reviews
next generation travels back in time
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,050 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Rose W., James S. P. - Complete
Transcendent of Time by Wisteria Urs reviews
Three years after the fall of Voldemort, Harry Potter seems to have a perfect life. That is, until he is thrown into the vortex of time travel, and sent back to ancient Hogwarts, where he meets a girl that will surely change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,351 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Winds of Time by ausland reviews
A change of events during the Horcrux Hunt; Hermione is sent to another dimension, trapped in Hogwarts during the Maruaders' seventh year- 1977. She has to wait for the winter solstice, when Harry will come, and the summer solstice, which will send them both back. Chapter 11 Edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 222,557 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Not ANOTHER Time Travel Fic? by The Dutchman reviews
A 173 old Harry Potter travels back in time to hopefully undo the mistakes of the past. Will contain Weasley bashing and a manipulative, but not evil Dumbledore. This is AU, but will follow canon, somewhat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,512 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Tablet of Anubis by Guardian.Ghost reviews
Takes place at the beginning of 3rd year, Harry is not having the best summer and a few days in he is severely injured. Severus Snape cares for the boy while a new face takes stage along with a Stone tablet that would forever change the war of good & evil
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,322 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
And a Very Dursley Christmas to You Too by Coral in the moon reviews
Everyone's all grown up now, so it's only right that Harry and his family pay a Christmas Eve visit to Dudley Dursley and his family. It'll be fun. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Necromancer by tacobowler reviews
Dumbledore was adamant that no spell could awaken the dead. This story came out of assuming that he was wrong. Also, I wanted to explore how Harry's children would handle the pressures of being Harry's kid. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 65,622 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
The Boy who continues to live by TheShortOne1993 reviews
Years have passes since a small boy was delivered to the door of No. 4, Privet Drive. Here is a strange tale of how history repeated itself and we find our selves coming around to a full circle. Here is the story of the boy who continues to live. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Element Song by CharmedAnodite reviews
"Europium, Zirconium, Lutetium, Vanadium," joined in Albus, singing completely out of tune but pronouncing each word perfectly in time with the crazy man on the wPod, "and Lanthanum and Osmium and Astatine and Radium," Funny little Albus oneshot. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Yo, Voldie! by CharmedAnodite reviews
Time for some Parseltongue! "Yo, Voldie, mate," said Harry. "I totally dig this new nightclub!" drawled 'Voldie' "Best place to chillax and practice ma Parseltongue rappin!" A funny onshot inspired by a HP Friday Parody. R&R plz!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Shattered Heart by CharmedAnodite reviews
My first real fanfic! LilyxJames drabble. "Good luck with that, Remus. You might want to get a broom and pan right about now." James once again tries to ask Lily out. R&R plz! Reupload and changed title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not So Alone by Kaegi reviews
After a long silence Albus decided to finally speak, "Sir, I don't quite understand why I'm needed." The minister looked up at him, his eyes filled with unease. "Albus, we need you to bring her back."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,276 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
Family by vivific reviews
Harry takes Teddy to the Forbidden Forest to show him something special. Family Day oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Teddy L., Harry P., N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Week In the Life of Merry and Pippin by EternalEarth reviews
It's amazing how much Merry and Pippin can achieve/destroy in one week. Set pre-ring, this is a story of a week in the life of tween Merry and Pippin, and charts the triumphs, games, schemes and all round idiocy of my two favourite Tolkien characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,429 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Prince of the Shadowed Forest by The Awsome one reviews
What Legolas was doing during Bilbo's trip to Mirkwood
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Legolas - Complete
If the Dead could Gossip in Limbo by Writesalott reviews
If Nearly-Headless-Nick choose to be a ghost and Sirius choose to 'go on' then where and how did they do this? This story is about all the dead characters in Harry Potter and how they interact in Limbo or the place between life and what comes next. Begins with James's death and continues on past all the deaths of book 7. Follows the canon. Lots of dialogue, kinda like a radio play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,190 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Albus D. - Complete
New Levels of Goverment Stupidity by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because those who rebelled against Umbridge are not going to sit back while the Ministry tries to pull something like THAT! A semi-parody of Marriage Law fics, with no offense intended toward any fan-authors who may have written one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
James Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by PeachyKeen13 reviews
Not your typical 'Harry and James switch times' story! James is taking on the role of Harry for his son's third year of school - being only a fifth year himself, he has no idea how much has changed when he wakes up one morning at the Dursley's. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,967 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - James P., Harry P.
Thirty Years Later by ChocolateFrogCard reviews
How Harry deals with the thirtieth anniversary of his parents' deaths. Canon compliant. I know Halloween was yesterday, but I never got around to uploading this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Potters and Weasleysand a dash of Voldie by TheShortOne1993 reviews
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Snape, Trelawney, James Sr and Voldemort all join in for an ultimate fight...well sort of. They try to anyway. Pure crack-fic, please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
New Years' Resolutions by ChocolateFrogCard reviews
The twelve NextGen Weasleys write resolutions to themselves. I know it's not near New Years' Day yet, but it popped into my head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Rose W., Lily Luna P.
All Thanks to a Memory by Zuvie Girl reviews
Time travel fic. Harry is thrown back in time due to a special memory, and gets to spend time with his teenage parents while he is teaching.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,948 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
All Was Well by displayheartcode reviews
Nineteen years has passed, and the first of September was a reminder of so. [Canon Missing Moment]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Memories that Never Fade by some-infinities reviews
Sirius Black ran away, left his family even before he left school. His brother Regulus, having doubts about the life he has chosen to live, wonders if he could find Sirius again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Regulus B. - Complete
If I Die Young by gryffindork95 reviews
This is a letter George writes to Fred after the war
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Trouble With Horcruxes by Vaneria Potter reviews
Horcruxes have been documented before, and Voldemort is far from the only person to have sought immortality... NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! HUMOUR BORDERING ON CRACK FIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dancing In The Rain by TotallyCrazy-TotallyAwesome reviews
three weeks after that fateful Halloween night Remus writes a letter and asks for a sign
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
The crazy Potters, the mental Weasleys insanity by TheShortOne1993 reviews
Harry and the next gen gang are going somewhere, but as usual things get slightly out of hand... AVPM and other references galore. Madness ensured. Read on if you dare... CRACKFIC, co-written by my friend annie21463
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Albus S. P., Draco M. - Complete
The Most Awkward Christmas Ever by lightning bug reviews
The Malfoys are coming for Christmas dinner. Ginny has run away. The Trio is fighting. And Rose has stolen a pie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Always His Father's Son by kamefootninja reviews
A poem from Albus Potter's point of view about living in his father's shadow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Albus S. P. - Complete
The World of Mrs Weasley by ChocolateFrogCard reviews
1001 words on the life of Molly Weasley. Please R&R i'm still relatively new to fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Molly W. - Complete
What's In a Name? by ChocolateFrogCard reviews
100-200 word drabbles on how the NextGen Weasley's were named. Kinda pointless, but I couldn't sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Victoire W., Dominique W. - Complete
Too Much, Too Young by kamefootninja reviews
Short introspective story about Draco Malfoy. Set during Christmastime during the Deathly Hallows storyline.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
The Afterwards by Barracuda124 reviews
A story about what happened after the epilogue of The Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
The Potters by Alohaemora reviews
A not-so-typical morning with the Potters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Ten things that Harry Potter has given us by TheShortOne1993 reviews
A tribute to all things Harry. I'm feeling emotional again about it being the end so here is my list of ten things HP has given us. Read it...go on!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Pottergeist by Colin Creevey reviews
Stolen from an old horror movie called Poltergeist. dont worry credit is given. Harry and Ron have an idea how to bring the dead back after watching Poltergeist. They go ahead and do it. How will they fare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Real Memory by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Voldemort strikes and Harry falls. When he comes back to himself he isn't at Kings Cross with Dumbledore. Instead he's at the Dursleys, going to Stonewall High instead of Hogwarts. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,576 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
The Interview by The Dutchman reviews
What if Harry had given a second interview after talking to Rita Skeeter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Crazy for You by bballgirl32 reviews
James Potter knows from his father's past that he's got it easy, so he takes life in stride, playing by his own rules and having fun constantly. But when he decides to befriend a nobody, he doesn't expect that she'll help him more than he could help her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,483 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
James Potter's Hate List by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
Whatever Lily is saying is a lie! I am not jealous that Scorpius and Rose wrote a hate list. I wrote this list because I really thought the need to let out my feelings. Lily is lying to you! Sequel to Rose and Scorpius' hate list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - James S. P. - Complete
The Table by WerewolfDoctor reviews
There was one table in Professor McGonagall's classroom that had the words This is the table of Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs carved into it. This is the story of that table.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Back to Privet Drive by pamela1967 reviews
Post DH. As the wizarding world recovers from the war, Harry and Ginny go back to see the Dursleys one last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Choosing the Right Side by Cherry2013 reviews
Narcissa reflects on the choice she made years ago and how it has affected the life she lives today. One Shot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
Ten Awesome Facts About the Characters! by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
The title says it all. Anyway this is another story about 10 things about the charaters. The pairings will be the ones in the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Declarations at dinner by Victoria Gryffindor Peverell reviews
REVISED! At the Weasley table, all seems normal. But people have announcements to make... (this fanfiction was a very early attempt at writing. Don't read unless you don't mind awful syntax.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
10 Awesome Steps to Taking Over the World! by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
Hi! Voldemort is in the house. That sounded stupid didn't it? Anyway I have taken a time out of my busy schedule to write this list. When you are done reading you will know how to take over the world. If you do not read I will find you! Have a evil day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
10 Fantastic Steps to Escape Azkaban Prison! by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
Sirius Black here! I decide to make 10 fantastic steps to help you on your way to escape Azkaban! These steps are to help you during your escape of Azkaban and what to do after you have escaped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fred and George at the Ministry by EternalEarth reviews
15-year old Fred and George are sent on Work Experience for two weeks to the Ministry,in the hopes of them taking education more seriously.Will they embrace the opportunity or cause havoc? Read to find out...Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,848 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
An Interview Gone Wrong by HokeytheHouseElf reviews
I made this a long time ago just for fun. I also have a video version of it on YouTube, but that was before I knew about this website. Just some random HP characters in a normal conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Disadvantages of Time Travel by Nukenin reviews
When traveling in time, there's a few things you should remember first.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
You should have known by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Petunia Dursley should have known Harry would return after the war had been fought. She should have known he would be back, and would have things to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Say Hi to Daddy by Tina101 reviews
A typical morning in the Potter household. Not much more left to say. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
It Had to Happen in Snape's Class by nerdybookworm reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Set in Harry's sixth year. Voldemort attacks Harry in the middle of Potions class. What will Snape's reaction be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,943 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 4027 - Favs: 8,948 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Revenge of Mary Sue by Hallie Black reviews
Mary Sue Bloomwood is one of the two unidentified Gryffindor girls, who is planning her revenge for having been so plainly ignored by the Wonder Trio for the past six years. But is she really the mind behind all the madness going on at Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Best Detention Ever by Hallie Black reviews
Everybody knows that Black equals Slytherin. It’s been this way for the past six generations. But what’s going to happen when elevenyearold Sirius Black doesn’t do exactly what is expected of him? And, moreover, how is everyone else going to react?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Sirius B., James P.
Harry Potter and Some FreakedUp Time Traveling! by Artimus Moneytrouser reviews
The real story of Sirius's escape and Buckbeak's rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wizarding Times’ Changing Times Handbook by xtotallyatpeacex reviews
The Wizarding Times’ Changing Times Handbook: Thirty things not to do when travelling through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Why You Can't Travel Forward Through Time by Sirius Revenge reviews
Remus Lupin, starring in a short story explaining why you can't travel forward through time with timeturners.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Really? You Have Chocolate in There? by Anisky reviews
Tom's diary appears in Ginny's trunk yet again. Finally he's back! Ginny missed him a "really lot", and is eager to prove to everybody how smart and brave she is by finally freeing poor Tom from that awful diary...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Voldemort, Ginny W.
Respect by boyblue reviews
Part 1 - Harry finally get some respect from the Dursleys; Part 2 - Dursley's meet the wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,988 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2002 - Published: 2/22/2002 - Harry P.
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Seven books in Seven Chapters reviews
This is a weird parody Harry Potter thingy. There is a chapter for each book which is kind of obvious from the title, but oh well .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A typical morning with the Potters reviews
This describes all the chaos that the Potters have to deal with on a daily basis... before it's even nine in the morning! Do not read if you don't like people arguing about pancakes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
A dream, a wish, and a nightmare all come true?
After the war, Harry wakes up in his cupboard. But his dream, his wish, his nightmare— will it come true? Extremely short, so you might as well read it, even though the story is kind of pointless. Or not. Why don't you read it and then decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Padfoot and Wormtail reviews
The details of what happened the night Sirius tracked Peter down, Peter blew up the street, and then "died"... A random idea that popped into my head and decided to haunt me until it was written.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete