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Joined 06-18-11, id: 3000957, Profile Updated: 09-03-11
Author has written 3 stories for Big Time Rush, and Supernatural.

Hey! My name is Dallas and I might be just a little obsessed with BTR... But here's just a few things about me:

~I'm 15

~Even though I have a guys name, I am a girl.

~My favorite BTR member is Carlos, but I love them all.

~I love Harry Potter but have yet to see HP7P2 and I am going to DIE if I don't see it soon.

~ My favorite colors are black and blue.

~ I love spinning for my high school Color Guard

~ I'm 5'2" and my freinds find it just hilarious to make fun of me for my height. -_-

~ I love to dance, even though I'm just horrid at it.

~ I sing in the shower.

~ I say I hate chick-flicks, but truly I love watching them.

~My favorite genre of movie is Comedy.

~ My favorite book series is Harry Potter.

~I'm love Rihanna and The Civil Wars.

Did I mention that you all should totally follow me on twitter and tumblr? Cause I should have!


And then

Twitter: @DallieJLovesYou

Yeah... Just go follow 'em pleaaaaase:)(:

Favorite Quote: "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." ~Eleanor Roosevelt.

Favorite Song: Letting Go by Lupe Fiasco

Favorite Book: There are just to many to choose from...

YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You love hoodies.You love jeans.Dogs are better than cats.It's hilarious when people get hurt.You've played with/against boys on a team.Shopping is torture.Sad movies suck.You own/ed an X-Box.Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers as a kid. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool! You go to your dad for advice.You own/ed like a trillion baseball caps.You like going to high school football games.You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.Baggy trousers are cool to wear.It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.You love to go crazy and not care what people think.Sports are fun.Talk with food in your mouth.Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You wear lip gloss/chapstick You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice.You consider cheerleading a sport.You hate wearing the color black.You like hanging out at the mall.You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.You like wearing jewelry Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars.You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should.You have more than ten pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies.Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 14/25

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, and stuck up
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a nasty.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be promiscuous.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking nobody.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible .
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be smart
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Pshh who needs food?)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. ( You laugh at me because I'm different I laugh at you because your all the same!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy so i must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, and stuck up
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (better than being old)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Haha wtf?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling know it all.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a know it all.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I'm 1/3 Aussie 1/3 welsh 1/3 English)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a nerdy nobody
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s (Confession time- I would if I could :P)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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In Room 306 by RosieSpectre reviews
Only the pale grey lettering stating the room number on a silver plaque next to each door all down the hall deviated from the unnatural lifelessness of the hospital's hallway. Just seeing his name on one of them, in the same place it had been for the last year and a half, hurt in a way Dave didn't think a thirteen year old was supposed to even know could hurt yet. Humanstuck AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V.
Breath of Heaven by Mutant of Time reviews
John Egbert is an angel from Heaven. Dave Strider is your everyday, depressed kid who seems to cause trouble everywhere he goes. When John is sent to Earth in human form as Guardian Angel, what can he do to show Dave that he has a life worth living, which he should live while he still can? M for language, smut, and slight gore. DaveXJohn, No SBURB AU, Humanstuck. Cover art is mine.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,014 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [John E., Dave S.]
Starting Over, Or Something Like It by LightsInTheNight reviews
You are Karkat Vantas; a child prodigy of sorts who has just moved to a new town. The only person you know here is your brother Kankri, and you're about to start your Sophomore year of High School . What will you do? First and for most, this is going to be DaveKat. There will also be a lot of Depressed!Karkat. Rated M for smutty smut smut in later chapters , and suggestive themes
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,783 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Gamzee M., Kankri V.
Why Do You Care? by castiel.d.winchester reviews
**Probably Discontinued, I am so sorry.** You knew right when you saw him, that he had caught your eye. And being in a not-so-sane relationship may have also helped.. Too bad you're the Albino freak nobody wants to get caught being with. /Art work belongs to whom ever drew it (Not me)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Men Are Pigs by InscribedBeauty reviews
Basically an excuse to write drunk JakeDirk porn. Pretty much a one-shot unless ya'll think it should be continued. I apologize in advance for incorrect spelling/facts. Enjoy.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Jake E., Dirk S.
I Love You by slaughterSnake reviews
He's calling your name. You decide to finally answer him. (WARNING: Sadstuck, major character death, suicide.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
The Dark in Sunshine by Anonymous Skrtle reviews
Carlos loves pranking a bit too much. Kendall, James, and Logan decide it's time for them to end Carlos's pranking by playing a prank on him themselves. But when their prank goes horribly wrong, and none of them can fix their broken friend. Carlos angst
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,723 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Carlos - Complete
Uptown Boy by AndAllThatGoodStuff reviews
Logan comes from a high class family where image is everything. Kendall is the downtown boy that works for him. Kogan, slight Jagan
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,485 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
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Behind Closed Doors reviews
AU His friends only saw the happy, peppy, playfully crazy him. They never saw the broken, pained, dying him. He wouldn't, couldn't let them. They couldn't know what happened behind closed doors.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,681 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - James, Carlos
Surviving reviews
AU "It's not as easy as it looks," he whispered, breathe tickling the smaller of the pair's ear, "surviving day to day… when all you want to do is die." KOGAN
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Kendall, Logan
I'm Not Who You Think I Am reviews
After being pushed out of his life, Kendall Winchester gets friends and becomes famous. Little known to him, the apocalypse has started and the Winchesters are in trouble. Dean and Sam are our to save him and get his help. Sucky Summary, sorry. :P
Crossover - Supernatural & Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Dean W., Kendall