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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down or cut myself
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me or my sister picks out a outfit for me to wear.
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Normal people vs. Twilight fans.
Normal people- Say "OMG, Oh my gosh!
twilight fans- Say- OME! OH MY EDWARD!
Normal people- Are scared of thunderstorms
Twilight fans- Know the Cullens are playing base ball
Normal people- Say "Shut up or i'll tell on you."
Twilight fans- say "Shut up or i'll povoke the Volturi to come after you!"
Normal people- Think vampires are like Dracula
Twilight fans- Know better then to even think of Dracula when it comes to vampires.
Normal people- Go to a psychiatrist fo help.
Twilight fans- Know Jasper will make you feel better without saying a word
Normal people- Rely on the weatherman for weather predictions
Twilight fans- Rely on Alice!
Normal people- Choose to go somewhere sunny for vacation
Twilight fans- Would rather go to Forks, Washington!
Normal people- Think this is stupid and skip it
twilight fans- have this on their page
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you're addicted to the Twilight series, and can't go a week without getting a fix, copy and paste
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen out there for you (his name DOESNT have to be Edward Cullen), then copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile
If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile
If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile
If you have AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder, then copy this down.
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wonted to burn New Moon just because Edward left copy and past this into your profile
If you wish Jacob never existed passed twilight copy and past this into your profile
TRUELY PERFECT BOYFRIEND SHOULD ACT:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesnt answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tell's you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her . . . even if shes not saying anything
When she's mad hug her tight . . . and don't let go
When she says she's ok, dont believe it, just talk with her . . . because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday . . . to tell her you love her
Call her . . . before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her well . . . like she's all that matters to you
Tease her . . . and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her . . . when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show . . . even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, and let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad . . . hang out with her, and let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend.
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