I.Am.Not.You.I.Am.Me
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Joined 06-19-11, id: 3002343, Profile Updated: 08-21-11

Hi I'm Me:)

There's not much to say really... so yea.

Favourite anime: Naruto

Other liked animes: Death Note

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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~When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons

~I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day

~Karin so fat even Naruto don't believe it!

~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

~There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

~Forecast for tonight: darkness

~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

~I'm not random I just have many thoughts

~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

~The below statement is true

~The above statement is false

~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

~God must love stupid people...he made so many

~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

~When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

~I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THE GAZETTE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM


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Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
some assembly required by runawaygoddess reviews
When friends suck, complete strangers are always the people to turn to. Unless they might be axe murderers. In which case, it's probably best not to move in with them. Unless you're desperate. Which she is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,219 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
shampoo by you-medea reviews
Because having a jealous fit over shampoo was what made you an Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Out Of My League by foshizzlemanizzle reviews
Let's face it, guys who play instruments are hot. AU. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Promise by E person reviews
Sasuke is about to leave the village, and is stopped by Sakura. He knocks her out, but tells her everything that he had kept inside of him. "Sakura, I will love you. I promise..." One-shot. SasuSaku; before the timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Elemental Four by Clover715 reviews
Four Princesses yearn to have a normal life for once instead of a boring life full of routine. They soon get more then they bargain for when they learn to harness their amazing powers. Their lives soon become full of danger drama and maybe even love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,787 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Somebody by Misery's-Toll reviews
Because remaining inconspicuous is impossible when you've painted a bright red target on your back. Sakura-centric, Sasuke/Sakura. High school fic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,051 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Camp Romances by Clover715 reviews
Hinata,Sakura,Ino,andTenten are all going to an all girl camp. Just across the woods tho is Naruto,Saskue,Shikamaru,and Neji all attending a boy camp.The girls meet these HOT guys but are confused as to how Hinata already knows them.SUMMER ROMANCE?YOU BET
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
My Lovely Maid by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Sakura is Sasuke's new personal maid. She hates rich people, and even worse, Itachi likes her. Sasuke notice he's getting jealous seeing them together. Sakura is stuck between love, money,and her childhood crush, Naruto. Who will she choose out of 3 guys?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,160 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unknown To All by Queen of Pascalities reviews
Because, unknown to all, every night, before going home, she would go see Sasuke in his cell. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Try Honesty by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. What do you think of me?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mr Brightside by CheapChampagne15 reviews
songfic, by The Killers, it's kind of about everybody...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete