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Joined 06-19-11, id: 3002803, Profile Updated: 12-10-11
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

InvictusAsphalt: Invictus means invincible, cannot be beaten, etc. I read some poetry, and this was a title of a poem that spoke to me.

Asphalt means pavement, sidewalk, etc. invicible pavement. What ever we try to accomplish, it is in our human nature to destroy the enviroment, the best thing we can do is try to make it a good thing

SHIPPINGS ( i dont necessarily only do .these pairs. i read a lot of fanfiction =.=)

HermionexDraco (Harry Potter)

SasukexNaruto (i LOVE Naruto!! kawaii/Sakura's whiny)

CoralinexWybie (Coraline)

HarryxHermione (Harry Potter/cannot stand Ron)

AnubisxSadie (Kane Chronicles)

HarryxDraco (Harry Potter)

SesshomaruxKagome (Inuyasha)

SyaroanxSakura (Card Captor Sakura)

AnyHostsxAnybody (Ouran High School Host Club/yes even if it's yaoi, i love it all. except haruhi. dont like her)

IkutoxAmuto (Shugo Chara!)

UsuixMisaki (Maid Sama!)

SamxFreddie (Icarly/ OH YEA!! SEDDIE BABY!)

RinxLen (Vocaloid/ TWINCEST! ^^)

Yes. I do like a lot of weird things ( yaoi, twincest,etc.) whatever. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!!!

i'll take requests for these since i have no sense of motivation and imagination.

PCE OUT, SUCKAS!!!!!

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One In Four by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
When Blaine finds out that Kurt's not being entirely honest with him about who he is, things go to hell in a handbasket pretty damn quickly. Things in Kurt's head were never as simple as they seemed. TRIGGER HEAVY. NOW COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 254,335 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Seduction by Starjean reviews
There are things rich, sexy, badass guys get up to. There are also things rich, sexy, badass guys would *like* to get up to. Love, lust, revenge, hatred, and a whole lot of drama.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,947 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Tora I.
MASS by KYUUxKYUU reviews
A mass collection of Rin and Len one-shots with nearly every genre.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 40,373 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Living a lie by Akihime93 reviews
Oh Ha Ni is shy, energetic, clumsy and stupid. But what if the last one was a lie, and she'd be smart instead of stupid? - with names of the korean drama instead of the Anime this time.
Itazura na Kiss - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,220 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011
You're Cute When You Scream by Kativa-chan reviews
At 3 Naruto was adopted by the Uchiha's. At 7 Itachi killed them all. Sasuke blames Naruto, treats him as a slave & uses him as a tool for revenge. What happens when Sasuke takes it to far? When Sasuke realizes how much he loves him will it be too late? SasuNaru, others [Indefinite Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,386 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Snaps by dramionefinnick reviews
Little shots of goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Excess by Quinn Anderson reviews
This fic has been turned into an original novel. Details are posted within. Now available for purchase!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's 101 Ways To Get a Girl by panneler-san reviews
Number Six: Pounce
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,465 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
After The World Fell Down by Zephyras reviews
Naruto has been fighting a war for the life of his neighborhood for the past four years, with no end in sight. His world is violent, arbitrary, and ruthless, but it is simple. It makes sense. And then Uchiha Sasuke screws everything up. AU, Modern. 2010 SN EXCHANGE FIC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,536 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Summer Knight by Vaydric reviews
Iruka is a prince whose growing tired of the highlife -Cliché, I know- and Kakashi is a knight who is training the king's army. They have a connection between each other, but how can they be? KakaIru. SasuNaru. KibaHina. Many pairings and hinted pairings. Complete. Used to be "A Silver Knight"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,499 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Student Warfare by katlou303 reviews
Sakura is a hardworking student president. So violent, disrespectful rule-breaking delinquent new student Gaara is her worst nightmare. But Sakura is determined to stand up to the feared student. Is there more than meets the eye with Gaara? GaaSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,786 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Very UnBrotherly Conversation by PhoenixDiamond reviews
With Naraku passed and all things finally settled in place, the two brothers soon come to a truce over a cup of green tea, a quiet afternoon and have a rather interesting choice of conversation. Humorous series of funny discussions between brothers. AU. Yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,571 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Welcome to Hell! by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
All hail the not-so-creative title! ; Deidara is forced to give up his room to Kisame, and share with Itachi. He's sure it's going to suck, but he can't deny these feelings brewing inside of him... and what's Kisame planning? ItaDei, yaoi, lemon later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,422 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
And Ever So Gently, Our Lips Met by CharmMe4You reviews
After the war,schools starts yet again for the two enemies."His electric blue eyes; dark eyes that held secrets; beautiful eyes that told a story when they let their guard down." This is how Draco and Hermione fall in sweet sweet love. Plus a cute Blaise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,634 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling Asleep and Waking UP by ohmydramione reviews
The Sorting Hat thinks of a way to solve inter-house unity. Now Slytherins have to sleep in the Gryffindor Dorms. Hermione Granger finds herself falling asleep in odd places and waking up near, close to, and later on Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,254 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unforgiven by GOLDRAGON08 reviews
Sasuke has returned and thinks he is ready to face the music. He's willing to accept the beating he deserves. but what does he do when no punches are thrown? SasuNaruSasu. Lemons later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,247 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Complete 180 by 1gurgi1 reviews
Sasuke's world is dark and painful after his parent's death. Everything changes when he starts his sophomore of high school and is constantly hugged by a blond freshmen. He doesn't mind the hugs but pushes him away. Because Sasuke's straight. Isn't he?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 79,448 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anything For You by cathatfatsat reviews
Naruto was adopted and becomes Sasuke's playmate when he was younger. After Sasuke's parents died, Naruto said he'd do anything to make Sasuke smile again. But what if sasuke takes his anger out on Naruto? Will he still be there for him? FIRST STORY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,512 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Father, Son, and Boyfriend by kuristina reviews
Minato would do anything for his son's happiness and wellbeing. Travel out of the country? As long as he had company, sure. Donate an organ? If it would save his son's life, of course! But approving of his son's new boyfriend? Now he just wasn't so sure..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,267 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Bundle of Promises by Infinite Vibrance reviews
It all started when Naruto opened his locker one day and found a dangling rose, and with that rose... came a promise.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,170 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Old Stages of Acceptance by Nadheen reviews
I wasn't gay. I didn't care what they said. I came from a strict religious family where men weren't allowed to like other men. So what if I had a one night stand with a man? It was an accident. With Epilogue. New and improved version posted under "Stages of Acceptance."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,341 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Animal Inside by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that there's got to be a reason that Draco can't get the hang of this Patronus lark. Companion piece to Mental, as requested.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Falling For Him by Rizember reviews
COMPLETED! College turned out to be nothing like the peaceful, slow-motion ads claimed; what with the mad scientists, virgin-detectors, bloody awesome student get-aways and unexpected change of sexuality... Humour, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 115,210 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of Stalking Scorpius Malfoy by Sara Holmes reviews
AS/S. The one where Ron gets it wrong about another Malfoy and ends up in an altercation with a doorframe. Written for the AS/S fest on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
RUNNING by Nightvision55 reviews
This is an AU of sorts set in Season Three. All you need to know is that Gus is a couple of years older than canon, Brian hasn't yet met Justin and Justin hasn't been bashed. Hopefully all else will become clear ... NOW COMPLETE!
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 68 - Words: 159,418 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Hello by Sara Holmes reviews
AS/S "Scorpius stands still, feeling like he's invisible with all these people who look at him like he's not quite there. Maybe he's actually a ghost, and no-one's bothered to tell him." Written for AS/S fest on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,481 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Obsession by LunaXCosplayer reviews
Meet Naruto Uzumaki: a clumsy, socially akward student accepted by no one except for his best friend. Now, enter Sasuke Uchiha. He's a typical badboy who every girl wants for herself. Every girl...and Naruto Uzumaki. There is some OOC for each character
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Shinobi Bachelor by Cardboard Bike reviews
The Elders want Kakashi to produce a heir to his bloodline, so Tsunade sets up a competition for him to find his soulmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3173 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Autumn and Apples by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. The eight times that Draco Malfoy has almost-but-not-quite-life-changing encounters involving apples. Written for the daisy-chain drabbles mini-fest on livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
UNPERFECT LOVE by cuppycakelol reviews
Love is never perfect. There are always some quirks. However what if that love is a bit to un-perfect and causes you or others pain. Then what? Do you continue or try to find something more?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Mirrors by xCastielsGirlx reviews
Mentions of FredxGeorge Just another touchless kiss. Just another touchless embrace. Just another heartbreak, just another cry. Just one more day of sitting in front of the Mirror of Erised
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Fleeting Eternity Part 1 by EinsteinHawking reviews
To everyone at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy hate each other. But if that's really the case why are they meeting up in secret? What happens when other residents start to notice? And will Harry ever find out himself? Slight AU, 1-4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 74,086 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Naughty Dogs by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha are such naughty dogs with the text messages, love letters and other hot times together. Bunch of Inu yaoi drabbles. Some sexy lemon moments. Some fluffy sweet times. Humor. AU. Yaoi warning InuCest MxM. Enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,223 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Pure of Heart by Saphireanime reviews
She healed him because he was hurt and she had the power to help, paying no heed to the fact he was a Taiyoukai. facinated by her selflessness he found himself desiring her pure soul that called to his tainted one. *Possessive Sesshoumaru* rating will up
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,948 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I am Deaf by IloveRinLen reviews
Rin is abused by her father, who made her deaf. Nobody knows about this, but what happens when Rin is tutored by our favorite blond boy...? And what terrible secret is Rin hiding? T for the romance and Mystery.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 28,348 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Love Me by KEEPTHEFIREGOING reviews
nO no NO NO! DONT READ THIS! I WOULD DELeTE THIS BUT? SO MANY PEOPLE LIKED IT (why) SO ITS STAYIng BUt DOnT FRIKKING READ THIS OH MY GOD. THIS IS TERRIBLE. TRIGGER WARNINGS: TERRIBLEY WRITTEN SUICIDE ATTEMPTS, SELF HARM, ETC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Excuses for Love by Human Person 'I think reviews
Slughorn has given an assignment to the class that he probably shouldn't have. Amortentia: the love potion. Either correctly brew the counterserum or be hopelessly in love with your partner. Even if you're a Malfoy and your partner is a filthy mudblood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Surprises in our bedroom by JustAnotherGuy100 reviews
Ron comes home after a month and found Hermione sleeping in their bed. And she's not alone. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Cry No More by Radical.2 reviews
Enter a world where guys cry and Quidditch teams are all-girl, where Draco writes a diary and Hermione doesn't like to read. How can you fight what's happening when it feels like that's the way you were programmed? Or charmed... Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tender Loving Care by Predec2 reviews
Justin is an PIFA student working as an orderly at the local hospital when he befriends a sick little boy. But just who will be the lucky one to receive some much-needed TLC? Brian/Justin, Gus *THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE!*
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 140,558 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Justin T., Brian K. - Complete
Akatsuki Cosplay Cafe by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Come join the land of cosplay and pastries! Naruto and Sasuke are brought into a world where it's okay for men to dress up - as long as it brings in customers! While immersed into this new enviroment, love sparks in just the right places. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,739 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Unlikely Romance by Rizember reviews
Naruto has awoken as a fox with no recollection of ever being human. He is found near Ichiraku's...surprise suprise...by Sasuke who takes him in. Meanwhile, everyone is looking for the human Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Malfoy the Fool! or Heartless Hermione? by Red Wicked reviews
When Draco Malfoy is hopelessly in love, he is willing to do anything to get his point across. Including extreme humiliation. Are his idiotic attempts touching Hermione's heart? "Awww, you're so wicked, my love..." "You're a creep, Malfoy!" she huffed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,226 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Day Voldy Went Even More Insane by X-WelshAngel-X reviews
A funny random fic where I think the title speaks for its self.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Altered States by VioletWylde reviews
Sasuke knew how he felt about Naruto, but fear kept him from acting. What happens when those fears are locked away? When suppressed feelings are allowed to surface? A mysterious extra credit assignment may provide opportunity. AU. Yaoi. Lemons & language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,266 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nice Guys Finish Last by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
Syaoran is a nerd with a major crush on the popular Sakura. After she finally asks him out, he hears her saying that she likes bad boys. What happens when Syaoran tries to be one? Will he succeed or fail? Read and Review! Songfic to the song "Nice Guys"!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
To Be Like B2ST by b2sty-b2uty reviews
SooYun and MiYoung have been drafted to a new girls group under CUBE entertainment. When they are thrown into the world of the popular boys group, B2ST, they soon question if it's even what they wanted to begin with. M for future safety
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,508 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011
Infiltrating The Mind by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
This is so stupid. First, I'm forced to take Muggle Studies as a class-the stupidest of them all, and we have to do a worksheet on defining words? What? Why do they all have to do with love? And why does Hermione Granger come up in all of my answers? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Corner Store by Ekaterine reviews
I first met him in the corner store. The first I thing noticed was his hair; it was too perfect- a wig. The second thing I noticed was his smile. He was wearing dentures, in other words, fake teeth. The third I thing I noticed were his eyes.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Remember Guys,Bros Before HosBros Before Hos by AClassicExampleOfAnOnlyChild reviews
Draco Malfoy...the main reason we all facepalm ourselves...-collection of short oneshots-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mind's Eye by Galadriell reviews
After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Symphony by amberpire reviews
His hair is black and white like piano keys and Soul wonders what his music sounds like. ;Soul/Kid;
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Clothing Calamities by Crazy4Moony reviews
Draco never expected taking a relationship to the next level could bring so much trouble. Who expects wearing each other's clothes to be an obstacle anyway? He still can't find it in himself to object to Ron's wishes when he uses that gruff voice of his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - [Draco M., Ron W.] Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hermione's Bad Day by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Hermione has a bad day. Will anything make it better? DMHG, EWE, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stormy Nights by Belief Among Unrest reviews
A monstrous storm, a frigid Hermione, and a new side of Draco Malfoy never seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Being a Yakuza's Bride by Lilbakasaru reviews
Who'd have known that spilling some wine would have such great consequences? Naruto certainly didn't. SasuNaru Humour/Romace/Crime/ Angst, yaoi, Yakuza galore, AU, and other pairings, inspired by Yamane Ayano's Viewfinder COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,763 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Worth by Scribbler Analysist reviews
COMPLETE! Risa feels unworthy to stand by Otani's side while he has a job and she doesn't. The unexpected occurs when she hits an all-time low after meeting his assistant.
Lovely Complex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,350 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Risa K., Atsushi O. - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trick Me, Treat Me by GeminiScar reviews
AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Opaleye: A Dragon's Love by RZZMG reviews
A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though. A dragon's love is forever. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/HOT SHAGGING. Draco x Hermione. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Alphabetical by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. 26 Harry/Draco one-shots for each letter of the alphabet as requested by you guys. Warnings for silliness, adult language, humour, angst, sexual content, camera abuse and runaway toast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bella Is A Moron Files by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Jacob and Edward try to get rid of the ever so annoying Bella. Sadly the girl just doesn't seem to get that the guys are more interested in each other then her! Humor, Jacob/Edward Bella Lovers BEWARE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
State of Mind by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't have a hero complex, he just really wants to help. However, he gets more than he bargained for after rescuing Draco Malfoy from an isolation cell in Saint Mungo's... WARNINGS for sexual content and mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When Did I Become a Soap Opera? by FadingMoonlight reviews
My name is Nara Shikamaru. I'm in high school and I'm gay. I can think of four problems with that: My best friend isn't, the guy i like isn't, the only gay guy i know can't give good advice and my mom is set on grand kids...How Troublesome. Shika X Kiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,593 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Planning On Forever, Yeah? by kaitouahiru reviews
AU. Itachi is a straight A student and Deidara is a transfer from Iwagakure. When they meet, different kinds of sparks fly. Rated M for cussing and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,434 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Swim With Me To The Edge by can't.save.this.sinking.ship reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Konoha High School's top swimmer, Sasuke Uchiha, stops outcast Naruto Uzumaki from doing something irreversable, and something beautiful comes to life between them. Will it last? AU fic, eventual Sasu/Naru, Neji/Kiba, Kaka/Iru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,014 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Fine Line by Netrixie reviews
There is a fine line between Love and Hate. A very, very fine line. DRARRY, HPDM, SLASH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cat Scratch Fever by Yxonomei reviews
[Yaoi, GaaNaru, humor] Naruto thinks he's a cat, and Gaara's fine with that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
108 by norowareta reviews
One hundred and eight ways to get through a scary situation… Kaoru couldn’t call to mind one. That was why he was trying to laugh at it, but there was a reason why the laughter was tinged with hysteria. He was petrified. Complete
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,826 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 3,969 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deeper Than Brotherhood by Demitria Miriam reviews
10 years ago, Sesshomaru asked if Inuyasha would like to come home. 10 years later, one morning, things change when both discover a love deeper than familial bonds. SessxInu. Shounenai. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,331 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Diary by vernajast reviews
Kakashi's team is scattered and he's feeling useless and bored, until he comes across an open window. In a ninja village, it's an invitation to go inside and look around. But what if he doesn't like what he finds? KakaIru, sad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Winnie the Pooh is BADASS by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Pooh's bad-ass.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hephaestus by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. After Harry returned from torture horribly scarred, Draco rejected him in revulsion. But in the years since, Harry has prospered- and Draco may have a chance to learn that more than beauty matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,445 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life on the Queerway by Shard's Angel reviews
Justin is entering a fashion contest in Milan but needs a hot model. And who better for the job than Brian Kinney?
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,208 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seductive Dreams by Zoius and the Devil reviews
Do you believe in demons, Naruto? SasuNaru/NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stare by Jazyrha reviews
Once upon a time, there was a bear very different from the others. This bear didn't smile, but stared instead. Who was ever going to love such a weird bear? /A Kuma-chan Story. Plushie Angst./
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prince Charming by crazy-says-I reviews
Sasuke's the new kid on the block, the perfect tool to use against the class freak, Naruto. The popular crew bets him that he can't bed Naruto in a month. Sasuke takes them on, but what will happen to Naruto after the bet? Sasunaru. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,836 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Boys will be Boys by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Angels by YaoiRocks reviews
During training Naruto gets a nasty visit from a certain Uchiha and it affects him in more ways then one… [Yaoi, occness, rape, Mpreg, lemons.] [ItaNaru] angst fic kinda with some humour. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,653 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Say A Word by Lady of Revenge reviews
When a sunny high schoolboy meets a schizophrenic and silent mental hospital patient. NaruSasu. Warnings for rape/child-abuse in flashbacks , mental illnesses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,962 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Road Trip by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Learn to Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
She smiled at the Dark haired boy. 'The patient you will be working with Uchihakun, is Uzumaki Naruto. He has been paralysed from waist down and i'm sure he'd appreciate your concern' AU Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stained Glass Masquerade by Ayamekashi reviews
[COMPLETE] AU. Yuki is a biology teacher and Shuichi is his student. It's hate at first sight but..there exist a very thin line between love and hate.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,202 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Thirty Dates by NayanRoo reviews
Neji's family sets him up with a potential match, and it's the last person Neji expects. ItaNeji, done for 30dates. [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 13,585 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Dark Diary by Corvin reviews
NejiGaaAU A diary style story, written from Gaara's point of viewGaara is a quiet boy just entering highschool, he finds himself at the bottom rung of the social class andthe brunt of severe bullying
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,525 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Through all my senses by bevino reviews
A small bird were singing its song on a branch, and Sasuke looked at it. He didn't see the sign on the small forestwalk. 'Keep Away' and 'Danger' was missed by his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,945 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just An Ordinary Day by Keigo-sama reviews
Sugar highs, puppies and lovers' tiffs... It's just another ordinary day for Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto. A series of drabbles on their relationship with each other and the people around them. [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 22,093 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seme or Uke by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a poll. If the two of them were together, who would be the seme and who would be the uke? ONESHOT. Sasuke and Naruto. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Battle for Dominance by Charlie911 reviews
[COMPLETE] Naruto just started Konoha High School A.K.A. HELL. He catch the attention of K4, a ruthless bunch of bratty kids who enjoy tormenting others. Can he survive the peer pressure of high school? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,227 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Challenge of being a Veela’s Mate by Triola reviews
Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,066 - Reviews: 2647 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Living A Lie by Dhampir reviews
After Naruto's almost murdered, Sasuke decides to take him away from Konoha for three years... (Sasu-Naru) COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,477 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
For Your Love by Letta reviews
Naruto suddenly finds himself in a world of confusion when nearly everyone he runs into is hopelessly in love with him. As his friends and rivals vie for his affections his life is turned upside down. Warnings: Yaoi, lang., violence, etc. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,666 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
BLRN: Alternative Ending by purrfectly679 reviews
[complete] Set after chpt 19 of 'I think I better leave right now': After Sasuke falls, what will become of Naruto? Will he stay around to pick up the pieces, or has his heart already been shattered beyond repair? SasuNaru - for all the romantics!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,213 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
Adjusting to Life as a Part Veela Man Magnet by Lamia-Kuei reviews
Draco Malfoy's discovered his Veela roots and has to deal with it. Humor and romance with Ron Weasley ensues. Harry and Hermione observe and participate in the mayhem. Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,958 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hermione The Veela Wait, what? reviews
"Wait, so you're a part-Veela?" Draco asked skeptically. "Yes, yes I am." I sighed. "And I'm you're mate?" He asked. "Yes." I replied. He looked at me for a moment then burst out laughing. DISCONTINUED. If you wish to adopt this fic, please PM me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.