QueenSword
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Joined 06-19-11, id: 3003050, Profile Updated: 06-13-12
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Sky High, and League of Legends.

29/05/12

If you are looking for LOTR: Awkward moments, the Gods of fanfiction took it down. I am livid about this because utter tripe like 'My Immortal' is just fine, but my fic, which a few people actually enjoyed, has been taken down. I also have no hard copy of the whole thing, so there's no chance I'll be able to put it up again as it was. You have no idea how annoyed I am. However, thank you to all who reviewed. I met a lot of lovely people through that fic and it was a pleasure talking to you all.

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QueenSword is a teenager residing in West Yorkshire, England. She has a very boring life. One day, in an attempt to conquer this boredem, she picked up a pen and started writing. She hasn't stopped since. She hasn't written very much yet, but hopes to write stories in a wide range of fandoms. She is an Honourary Scot and has the habit of talking in the third person. One day, she hopes to own a little cottage by the ocean and write fantasy novels.

She writes Lord of the Rings fanfiction but dabbles in other fandoms, such as: Fable, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harvest Moon and Chronicles of Narnia.

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The Xylophone of Gondor

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Finders Keepers

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She hopes you enjoy her stories and encourages you to review!

"There is more pleasure to building castles in the air than on the ground." - Edward Gibbon.

"The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy.

"Why wouldn't you write to escape yourself as much as you might write to express yourself. It's far more interesting to write about others." - Susan Sontag.

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Hurricane Jane: Plain Jane Two by Larry1710 reviews
After the events of Plain Jane in Thirteen Chapters, Jane is mad. She wants back into Middle Earth and has worked out a way to trick Fanfiction into putting her back there. There are many questions facing her though. Will she survive the trip back to Middle Earth? Will she end up somewhere safe? And where is that lump of a man known as Boromir? They have unfinished business.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Boromir
The Unwilling Seduction of Shauna Vayne by raiko.EXE reviews
"You are the biggest fucking cunt-tease I have ever had the displeasure of meeting." — Vayne x Draven; Mature Content.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Vayne, Draven] - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 6,228 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bear-Man's Daughter by freshneverfrozen reviews
The Bear-Man's daughter is many things: woman, wolf, watcher, occasional mute and trickster. For years she has owed the Grey Wizard a favor and fulfilling it leads her to the exploits of Thorin & Co. and ever closer to the heart of a cheeky young dwarf whose fate may not be hers to change; OC/Kili & some Thorin awesomesauce. !SPOILERS IN REVIEWS!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 172,889 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Thorin, Bard, Kíli - Complete
Road To Rohan by AlmaGemela reviews
Rem swallowed, a tremble shivering through her limbs. Goosebumps were blossoming across her skin, and deep down she knew it had little to do with the chilly water... Girl falls into Middle Earth with a twist: she hates Legolas and wants to leave
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 148,323 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Legolas, OC
Dreaming of You by Zoop reviews
Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 199,157 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Aragorn, Uruk-hai, Human, OC
Plain Jane In Thirteen Chapters by Larry1710 reviews
Fanfiction versus Jane Thomas. Fanfiction dumped Jane in Middle Earth, lumbering her with sweaty Boromir, but then withdrew her just when she was beginning to get emotionally attached. Epilogue up - Will we see the Return of Jane?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,433 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Boromir - Complete
A Dream by Synthea Black reviews
This is a story of angst between Tim Drake and someone he falls in love with. It gets kinda deep and is really dark because her past is tragic like most Batman characters. It gets a tad citrusy at the end but not that bad...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,330 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - The Joker, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Magic Man by L8Bleumr reviews
*COMPLETE* Do you ever wonder about the elusive strangers that help us in our most desperate time of need? This is my story of one such stranger who turns out to be anything but. Legolas/OFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 75,167 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
A Notch in Your Bedpost, A One Shot by laurenlongoria reviews
Rebekkah and Remus, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Very loosely based on Fall Out Boy's "Sugar, We're Goin' Down". Rated M for sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Easing Boredom by MilllsC9 reviews
A record low of cases for Sherlock and John to solve, Sherlock get bored and finds a way to ease his irritability. Sherlock/OFC! It's pretty fluffy as it's most form her POV. Rating for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,352 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Veela's Song by SeekerLuna reviews
Pre-DH and DH. Draco has just come into his inheritance as a Veela.. now he must find his mate and keep the Dark Lord from finding out about her. Love makes you do crazy things. DracoxOC rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,102 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
31 Nights of Falling by LegilimensAndAnimagus reviews
Ava Marley is being held captive at Malfoy Manor. What happens when Bellatrix Lestrange assigns her nephew the task of brutally interrogating the only girl he ever truly cared about? ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Tale of Adelaide by lilBlueDragon reviews
Imagination can be a powerful thing, as poor Adelaide finds out...how's a girl to survive Middle Earth without chocolate? WARNING: Lots of language, lots of sensuality, lots of insanity, and way too much beer for a lass' good. NOT A MARY SUE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 194,885 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010
A Mirkwood Spider Landed On My Front Porch by Nieriel Raina reviews
The Spider Chronicles Book One. A True Story. What happens when creatures and people from Middle-earth move in? Your life is NEVER the same. Spiders on the porch? Elves in the closet? A dwarf in the kitchen? Welcome to my life... 2nd Place 2011 MEFA Humor: Comedy/Drama (Rated for sexual innuendo. Warning: Story is NOT canon compliant in regards to Laws and Customs of the Eldar)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Make Me Smile by yunakitty reviews
ChelseaxVaughn. Island of Happiness for DS. Chelsea gets a crush on the rough cowboy, and he begins to want her as well. Lime content from Chapter 7 on, Lemon from Chapter 10 on.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,485 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Vaughn, Chelsea - Complete
The Hunt by Juliediane reviews
A strange thing happens every few hundred years to all Silvan elves. Haldir is no exception. He feels it and cannot resist it. The urge to mate is strong when the stars align in just the right way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Haldir - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Happiness Is Earned by Ahh-Chew reviews
[UPDATED!]L.OC: Her hands gripping her sword fiercely, Alex now stands before the monstrosities that no mortal man would dare face alone. Will she survive this war, or will the crazed and wicked monsters of Sauron finally force her to her knees?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,124 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Legolas
I'd Give Up Forever To Touch You by Arden Skysender reviews
Haldir's Wash Maid is a little sick of his arrogance, and so when she is fired, she doesn't go crawling back like he expects. A humbling experience in learning humility and love for the Marchwarden, by the most unlikely of elleths. HaldirOFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Haldir - Complete
The Road is Destiny by Firefly Lantern1 reviews
A hiccup in fate brings Julie to Middle-Earth, where she realizes life there is 'one long, peril-wrought camping trip'. She must find her way in the world with the help of a rag-tag band of nine journeyers who carry a ring and a dark secret.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,483 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Legolas, Meriadoc B.
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Why Leggy Doesn't Smile by Alaina reviews
Ever wonder why Legolas doesn't smile once throughout Lord of the Rings (FotR, NOT the extended version)? This is why. Reposted, with a higher rating. Please, if you still think it's too low, let me know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3138 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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The Value of Strength reviews
"I'm not weak." She muttered, walking the path back to her support. Even as she spoke, she knew that in this world, she was weak. No combat training, no experience with violence or war. The pain had shaken her, making it real, and no matter how hard she squeezed her eyes shut, her familiar flat refused to reappear.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - OC, Braum, Kalista, Leona
Finders Keepers reviews
"..Yet another thing to add to my ever growing list of weird things that I had to deal with. So far, it consisted of the ice girl conspiracy, awkward conversations with Warren Peace, an ambiguous note, and now my mother's strange reactions to a perfectly normal question." Sky High would be something she would never forget. www. youtube. com/ watch?v equals sign DcGXrVdbzkY
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,465 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Warren P.
The Xylophone of Gondor reviews
Meet Elizabeth, who believes that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb? None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs" Eventually Boromir/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Boromir - Complete
The Spell of the Selkie reviews
While visiting a small village on the coast of Gondor, Boromir encounters someone he should not. "They parted breathless. His skin was flushed and his eyes were bright, gleaming under the moonlight.. "Oh," She said, "Perhaps I could stay for a while.."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Boromir - Complete
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