Mudblood Queen
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Joined 06-19-11, id: 3004197, Profile Updated: 09-18-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

HI THAR.

I'm... well, I'm me. You probably don't want to call me 'me', so you can call me Mudblood Queen. Or Mud. Or Muddles. Or my proper birth name, which is Oops. Or the name my parents called me when I was growing up, which is Accident. Or what my friends call me, which is Bitch (only joking, of course. I have no friends)!

I write stories. I try to only write oneshots, because every single multi-chaptered story I've ever tried to write has been abandoned. See 'A Second Chance' for proof.

I don't really know what else to say, so.

Bye.

I guess.

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Right Place, Wrong Time? by Shan84 reviews
It was just another boring day at Borgin and Burkes for Tom Riddle... That is, until a certain bossy, crazy-haired witch stepped through the entrance. Is this your usual time travel story - or is something else at play? HG/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,418 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Greek Death by Goddess Bless reviews
The BAU is called in by the University of Maine PD on a string of campus murders that have the community in shock. Hermione has been teaching there for years. Will romance spark between the two geniuses? SP/HG AUBK7
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,986 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Hermione G., S. Reid - Complete
Boy Wonder by Dora Liir-Took reviews
The brightest witch of her age. The boy wonder. What happens when these two cross paths?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Hermione G., S. Reid
Stitches in Time by JenniferJF reviews
Happy New Year! Series of One-Shots for 11/River. Latest chapter: It's New Year's Eve. Somewhere.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Like Stars In My Sky by bendingwind reviews
In which conception, childbirth and child rearing in linear order is not even a possibility. Unrelated to when at last i see thee whole, written for the Hell in Heels ficathon at spoiler song. River/Eleven
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Centurion's Daughter by JenniferJF reviews
She isn't just River Song or Melody Pond. She's also the Centurion's daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Ultimatum by pop-pop-bananas reviews
This is a story about the things you refuse to believe, the things you are too late to remember, and the choices that destroy you in the process. This is not a love story. TomxLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,959 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L.
Really Far Ahead by JenniferJF reviews
Warning: Crack!Fic. Though my beta mentioned it is a bit close to the truth for that... Also, spoilers through The Wedding of River Song. Because the question must still be asked... 11/River and Amy/Rory through inference.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
when at last i see thee whole by bendingwind reviews
He has known from the beginning, and yet he never saw it coming. River/Doctor, babyfic, WIP. M.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Art of Fawkes by ParvisSira reviews
"If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles." Fawkes sets out for to know the enemy and finds he learns a bit more about himself too. Codex/Fawkes The Guild
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Guild - Complete
Just For Tonight by HailyDee reviews
What if Hermione had kept her Time Turner? What if she meant to use it to change one little thing but something went wrong and she ended up hundreds of years in the past and meets another Time Traveler? Well this is that story.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G.
as the sea awaits the river by gidget89 reviews
The very circumstances they needed to create her would be their undoing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
all my wordly goods by gidget89 reviews
"You do! Yes you do! Hat murderer!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Concentric by JenniferJF reviews
What exactly was written on the side of the Doctor's cot, and what exactly does it mean? And why? - now complete
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Curse of Dreams by The Chat Marauders reviews
Things aren't always as they seem. A curse from a deadly necklace could be the most wondrous thing to happen to you. -Short story on what happened while Katie was unconscious after touching the Opal Necklace.-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Katie B.
A Spoiler You Just Can't Hide by hiddenwriter691 reviews
He wiped his hands on his pants nervously, conscious that this was the Doctor's first impression of him. "My name is Asher Song, sir. My mother is River Song."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,563 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Regretful Secrets by The Chat Marauders reviews
Narcissa appears at Severus' house one day seeking something he cannot give her. DARK. DISTURBING. CRACK!FIC. SEVERUS/NARCISSA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Bittersweet Symmetry by mostexcellentcanopy reviews
He didn't make it to the next one. Drabble. Spoilers for 4x9, 6x1, and 6x7.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
my love has concrete feet by gidget89 reviews
"It'll be alright, my love." WARNING: BASED ON THE LET'S KILL HITLER PREQUEL. So if you haven't seen it - GO WATCH IT.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed by mostexcellentcanopy reviews
Sometimes people never learn. Just a short, stupid idea that wouldn't leave my head. Spoilers for 5x12.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
like a kiss which falls from our invincible height by gidget89 reviews
"You can't. You mustn't go there, Doctor."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
a gift confers no rights by gidget89 reviews
It had been River he'd turned to though, River he'd stared at with an icy demeanour, River who he lashed out at as he pressed her for details he knew she wouldn't provide, poked her in places he knew she didn't like to be poked.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
i like my body when it is with your body by gidget89 reviews
After the running is done, after the adrenaline is finished rushing through her body, after the old girl is safely back in the vortex once again, after the adventure is over – she likes to unwind.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Reunited by mrsProbie reviews
The team gets a bit of a shock when Reid is shot and they call his next of kin from the hospital.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 184 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hermione G., S. Reid - Complete
Hindsight by mostexcellentcanopy reviews
The Doctor meets someone unexpected on his timestream rewind. Spoilers for 4x9, 5x13, and 6x7-ish.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
the golden pavements laid in requiems by gidget89 reviews
Some days nobody lives.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
the abyss also gazes into you by gidget89 reviews
Any monster – give her any monster but this one. SPOILERS FOR THE 6.2 TRAILER. IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED IT, DO NOT READ THIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
it's all fun and games by gidget89 reviews
He swore that the TARDIS and his wife had some sort of super secret psychic pact about ganging up against him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
And Then There Were Two by Speechwriter reviews
If you were watching, you wouldn't be able to do it without squirming. Microflash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Cedric D., Edward
Gamp's Law by Speechwriter reviews
Myrtle Westing-Smith was the first person to die at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for 67 years, 4 months, and 6 days. The student who died 67 years, 4 months, and 6 days before her did not have nearly so pleasant a death. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
sex is like Chinese food by gidget89 reviews
"There you are –took you long enough, you know. I was getting really impatient. And really hungry. River. River. I brought you biscuits." Spoilers for all aired episodes :
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Actions Lie Louder Than Words by ParvisSira reviews
To get her job back on track Codex pretends to have a boyfriend...which is fine until she actually has to bring him to the season opening gala. The Guild. Codex/Fawkes.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Guild - Complete
Steady by InDiGo MaRcH reviews
He was definitely within easy kissing distance. A tilt of her head to the left and—Longshot teaches Smellerbee how to shoot a bow. Fluff ensues. ONESHOT.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
a lionhearted girl by gidget89 reviews
"Rory.." Her voice is weak and she swallows before moving closer to the bars of her cell. He looks... just utterly lost, and she feels her heart drop to her toes. WARNING: SPOILERS FOR 6x06
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
The Most Intelligent Man in the World by The Mathematician reviews
The Doctor has had nearly a millennium to develop the art of being a first-class tease. River regards this talent of his as a particularly appealing challenge. Eleven/Young!River.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
To the last syllable of recorded time by gidget89 reviews
She should have died hereafter;
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
rules of acquisition by gidget89 reviews
"Oh I acquired that, sometime in the seventeenth century. Never finished you know, but then it's not very good is it?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
cut your body into turquoise pieces by gidget89 reviews
He had rules about these things. Not crossing his own timeline, not revealing the future to him even though he would really want to know. But then she had her own rules too. The Doctor lied.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Needing by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Now, however, he couldn't fathom why she would be holding on to him like this. Like she would drift away if she let go. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Just a House by Flaignhan reviews
Even the bannister had been ripped away from the staircase. One-shot sequel type thing to Eclairs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Tempora Abducto by Flaignhan reviews
Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Circus Maximus by Nascense reviews
An unscripted, unguided show—a chaos too beautiful to contemplate. Fifty shorts on a relationship that is anything but straightforward.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Sick Sense of Pride by bendingwind reviews
He really shouldn't be so surprised that River has a disreputable past. River, Doctor, explicit torture.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,661 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Only Human by louiecat68 reviews
Author: sykira and louiecat68 Pairing/Characters: Tenth Doctor/Donna Rating: PG-13, violence, swearing, mentions of noncon Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC Summary: Donna is captured into servitude on an alien planet. Donna whump, H/C
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,543 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Artificial Respiration by butterflye reviews
Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mr Grumpy Face by Flaignhan reviews
As IF she'd just hung a pair of stilettos off of the handle of his monitor. His control panel wasn't a wardrobe, it wasn't a shoe rack. Amy never did anything half as rude as putting her shoes all over his lovely Tardis. Spoilers for 5x04
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Waiting For Dawn by Magick reviews
And there was nothing but blood, and breath, and time…" When two people have nothing left to desire, when they have lost the light at the end of the tunnel sometimes it takes another person to relight that candle. TomHermione, TRHG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,311 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Ugly by Flaignhan reviews
Tom Riddle sees the ugliness in other people, but never in himself. One day he almost sees intelligence in a little girl. TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
King of Yesterday by Put My Earmuffs On The Cookie reviews
COMPLETE "Get off Hermione, or I will kill you." Voldemort looked up at Harry, his human features rapidly unfurling revealing the old Tom Riddle. "Kill me then."A TRHG story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,276 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
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Thoughts reviews
It's not until afterwards, when they are laying in his bed, that he realizes the full extent of what they've just done. This is also the moment that he thinks, for the first time, that maybe he can allow himself to fall in love with her. /drabble-thing/
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
You Watch Us Run reviews
'And so she goes with a smile on her face, memories of all of their times flashing by.' Short drabble-ish oneshot focusing on River's death. T for mild suggestiveness and one mild swear word.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Second Chance reviews
ABANDONED. MAY COME BACK TO LIFE SOME DAY. PROBABLY NOT. DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.