TheFlyingMonkee
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Joined 11-27-02, id: 300538
Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha.
Hmm...I figure i should do this stupid thing. As if anyone every reads bio's. SO, if your reading this, please tell me so. I'd like to know who's reading my bio. You can just read my stories and then submit a review saying "hey! I read your bio!" Then i will be happy.

SO anyway... I am a ballet dancer. I'm the only one of my species. of all the people I've met in my life, i have not met an anime loving ballet dancer. (Wow! An anime lover with a purpose in life! Just kidding. Har har har. Its just that most of my anime chums really dont do anything productive besides watch anime. Once more, har har har.)

I used to be a Bulma/Vegeta reader/writer, but i changed to mostly Sess/Kag. Boy do i love that pairing. Woot. Go SK! *waves little flag*

I know what youre thinking.*x-files music plays* Youre thinking: WOW! she must be crazy. And you are right my freind. So anyway, back to my previous subject, if you are, or know a ballet dancer that loves anime, please tell me. Thank you muchly.

in search of crazy anime-loving ballet dancers* Sigh. Do you think i'm the only one of my species. It certainly is an odd combonation, eh?

(I should look up how to spell "combonation")

~Right now i'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think i've forgotten this before.~

I got this "Chinese Proverb" e-mail. I thought I'd copy and paste it. It's so funny. (To me at least)

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

(Thats my favorite one!) Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Okee dokee.What next...Oh yes. About my fics...If i were to recommend them to you, I would say read Tears of Irony. It's my favorite.

Wow, i was just thinking about how many fic's i've written, and I have written 7. Under a different pen name, of course.

Har har har!

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Come Away With Me by Napea reviews
Kagome meets an old 'friend' in her own time. Pairing: SesshoumaruKagome. Rated for Strong language.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,187 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Life Debt by Tsuuki reviews
AU ~ Kagome, while trying to escape from a man trying to enslave her, earns a debt on her life she'll never be able to pay off. In return for Kouga saving her, Kagome goes to work for Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha as a maid with no name. Kagome/Sesshoumaru
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,987 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 5/7/2003
Forgetfulness Sleeps by Meztli reviews
They joined one night. Now to face the consequences. A Sess/Kag story. Some mature topics.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 1/10/2003
Northern Lands by Sliver of Melody reviews
Kagome saw Kikyo and Inuyasha together so she took Shippou and while running changes and meets up with a surprising new travel companion (^_^) Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 6/20/2003
The Exchange Student by SeruleanOrbs reviews
Kagome is ecstatic! She has been chosen to go to Japan as an exchange student. On the other side of the world, Sesshoumaru is being forced to play the tour guide. AU SessKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,981 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 5/13/2003
The Intuition of the Heart by Jaehn reviews
Kagome stummbled over a mortally wounded Sesshomaru, and is forced to heal him, her heart not letting her leave him to die. She's wounded, and he takes her in, will he lose his heart? And will she take in his? SessKag. R rated for suicide themes
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Perfect Circle by Dancingwind reviews
Kagome and Fluffy, the perfect pair.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003
Meaning of Tears by Alcarion reviews
SessKag. it starts out typicallymaybe not so kagome's been hurt by Inu. Sess. appears, takes her back to her camp, and all hell breaks lose...dropped
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,357 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 3/10/2003
The Perfect Birthday Present by Lady Sethia reviews
Sess/Kag pairing..Kagome finds Inu Yasha has made his choice and it isn't her..She decides to go home and never return but something goes wrong..R rating for possible future content, violence, and language *FINISHED!!*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,674 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003
You Are Mine by Death's Little Angel reviews
**Chapter 7 IS UP!** Sess/Kag fic. Kagome knows about how Inuyasha always thinks about Kikyou and it's killing her. She accidently sees them together and runsaway and bangs into Sess. He tries to make her worries go away but how far will he go?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003
Only One by Miaka-chan1 reviews
Inuyasha admits his love for Kagome. Sesshoumaru kidnaps Kagome and as time goes, Sess and Kag develop feelings for one another. Who is she going to choose?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2003 - Published: 1/14/2003
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Tears of Irony reviews
A secret relationship between SessKag leads to a child, and Sess is no where to be seen for five years, until they meet again. Why did Sesshoumaru leave, and how are they going to defeat the forces that kept them apart? AU SK
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,142 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003
Like Tomorrow reviews
***TITLE CHANGE! Changed from 'Only for a second' Sess/Kag. Too much has happened in the story for me to summarize. (Not AU)R&R ^.^
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,397 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003
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