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Author has written 37 stories for Sherlock, Radio Dramas, A-Team, Rise of the Guardians, Emergency, and Avengers.
"Go on the hunch of a man whose brain is fueled by lemons?!"- Arthur Dent, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy film
"I never go to the bathroom."- Hannibal Smith, on The A-Team
"Relax, he's not gonna bite you; besides, if he does, you can book him for battery."- Malloy to Reed, on Adam-12
"They haven't got my event- blind dash in a total state of panic."- Roy to Johnny, on Emergency
"Oh, he's okay, he's okay. He's a lot better off than you're gonna be when I get through with you."- Johnny to Roy
"If it's time to go, remember what you're leaving- remember the best."- The Doctor
"Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."- George Carlin
Name: Dinogeek. Also known as iamthegps, but 'that crazy redneck' will do in a pinch. 'Raging gun nut' has also been tossed around ("Murphy's Military Law #6: If At First You Don't Succeed, Call In An Airstrike").
Occupation: College, making tables, general wierdo. Unrepentant freak. Currently don't have a 'proper' job, mostly because of my poor social skills and sensory issues (and slightly because of the fact that I can't drive, so it'd have to be within walking distance and I'm too lazy to walk that far. :P).
Proud possessor of an Autism Spectrum Disorder, and now definitely Sensory Processing Disorder. I finally started doing something with my Tumblr, so on the extremely off chance you care to see it, here's the link: http://iamthegps.tumblr.com/
I know the handle's different, but I found one I liked better and I decided to go with that (didn't change this one, though; it would confuse the hell out of me). I mostly talk about fandoms, ASDs, and conservative politics. With a nice helping of random shit thrown in for good measure. If you like that kind of thing.
Also, on a slightly related note, you should all check out the Tumblr community for people with Sensory Processing Disorder; it's called Sensory Sea Turtle and it's made of badassery. I'm also looking to find a really good link to a website about SPD and I'll probably change my profile more and ramble on about it, because it's so common that 1 in every 20 people has it to some degree, but it's so rarely diagnosed that it's not even in the DSM-IV. And I'll be blatantly pushing it on every website I've got an account on, so I'll be busy, won't I? :D
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Charlie Bone (Children of the Red King), Ranger's Apprentice, anything about paleontology/earth sciences or caves, State of Fear, anything by Dave Barry, Lord of the Rings, Celtic mythology, Norse mythology, King Arthur legends, The Sword of Shannara, history of Roman Britain, history of Scotland, Ireland, all the Celts, World War One, conservative books.
Favorite TV shows: Sherlock (XD), The A-Team, Emergency!, Adam-12, The Rifleman, NCIS, MacGyver, Elementary, Human Target, Doctor Who (*cough* David Tennant), The Simpsons, Arthur (yes, the PBS kids show...), Hawaii 5-0, Kitchen Nightmares, Wipeout, AFV, Poirot, The Red Green Show, Merlin. I only actually watch about three of these, though.
Favorite Movies: Rise of the Guardians, Brave, The Avengers et. al., Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, Big Trouble, Duct Tape Forever, Mr. Bean's Holiday, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Rush Hour 3, James Bond, Johnny English, Sahara, anything comedy or action/adventure (especially adventure).
Other: Hello out there anyone in the SCA. Y'all rock. And also I'm not sure where you'd fit a radio show into the mix but I've got one thing to say to that: Cabin Pressure. That is all. Also, just as a side note, PALEONTOLOGY. And volcanology, seismology, geology, speleology, and any other -ology you can think of. Except chemistry. Not a huge fan of that. I also like techno, Celtic music, folk music, traditional hymns, any music that was written before the year 1700, and Benedict 'congratulations on your face' Cumberbatch. I am also (slowly but surely) learning Gaelic.
And now for story-list time. This is mainly to keep track of what I'm currently working on because my memory's not the greatest but feel free to read any of the stories I'm currently working on if you so please. :) Right now, the list stands as follows:
And now of course the blatant plug for any upcoming stories *cough cough* again to keep things straight upstairs:
Both of the above lists will (I promise *crosses fingers*) be updated as necessary. Assuming anyone even cares except me. XD (Oh, and just a side note, I have trouble keeping the update speed going but I have a personal policy of NEVER abandoning a story, so you don't have to worry about that.)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, Blossom Uchiha, Lumiere Hikari, DataLady91, Legendofstarlord, Genuka (=d), Scarlett De Fontaine (I do the same thing when they call me crazy), Dinogeek
Jack Frost is the hottest winter spirit ever, H.M. Murdock is my spiritual twin, Halt's third apprentice is who I would be in another life (if I didn't end up being a Skandian XD) and Merida is me from a past existence.
Holy crap, did you just read all the way to the end of this?!
Always remember, nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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