The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
If you are believe abortion is wrong, but are pro-choice, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried during an animated movie, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever spelled 'paste' 'past', copy & PASTE this into your profile. :D
"If you think life sucks, look through your life from the eyes of a loved one, and know that everything will be all right again." -Moi
If you have ever thought about tripping a person for no reason, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you enjoyed these funny 'copy and paste' things, copy & paste this into your profile. :)
TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.
TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.
TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.
TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.
TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.
TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.
TEAM BELLA: because she's the luckiest girl that ever existed.
TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.
are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
This is true!
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901
Alice Cullen: “No one will dare call you plain when I’m through with you.” Bella Swan: “Only because their afraid you’ll suck their blood.”
Emmett Cullen: “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.”
Bella Swan: “I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture.”
Bella Swan: “Well, that just sucks! I guess I’m stuck with Mike Newton after all.”
Emmett Cullen: “Fall down again, Bella?”
Jacob Black: “Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.”
Bella Swan: “I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.”
Bella Swan: “I never thought I’d see the day where I’d be willing to take a bet against you, Alice, but it has arrived.”
Bella Swan: “I made the Cowardly Lion look like the Terminator.”
Bella Swan: “If you’re waiting for me to be on my deathbed, I’ve got good news for you! I was just there!”
Renee Dwyer: “Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."
Rosalie Hale: “I’d like to beat you dead.”
Alice Cullen: “And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche."
Alice Cullen: “This hostage stuff is fun.”
Edward Cullen: “I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.”
Alice Cullen: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors…" Edward Cullen: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Alice Cullen: "I do. Excellent."
Edward Cullen: “You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”
Mike Newton: “So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?”
Edward Cullen: “No blood, no foul.”
Bella Swan: “Two voices struggled inside me. One that wanted to be good and brave, and one that told the good one to keep her mouth shut.”
Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular
1. Edward Anthongy Mason Cullen
2. Isabella Marie Swan
3. Marie Alice Cullen
4. Emmette Cullen (Mister Muscle Man / Teddy Bear)
5. Jasper Hale Cullen
6. Esme Cullen
7. Carlise Cullen
8. Renesmee Cullen
9. Seth Clearwater
10. Leah Clearwater
11. Rosalie Hale Cullen
12. Jacob Black (AKA - Dog/Mutt)
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1.) What color is your toothbrush? Blue :D
2.) Name one person who made you smile today: Claudia
3.) What were you doing at 8 am this morning: School -.-
4.) What were you doing 45 minutes ago: Looking at Facebook
5.) What is your favorite candy bar: 3 Musketeers
6.) Have you ever been to a strip club: … No…
7.) What is the last thing you said aloud: I will kill you. In the throat. With a spoon. JK LOVE YOU SARAH!
8.) What is your favorite ice cream flavor: Cookies & Cream.
9.) What was the last thing you had to drink: water
10.) Do you like your wallet: kinda...
11.) What was the last thing you ate: peanuts … YUM!
12.) Have you bought any new clothing items this week: School supplies. And Candy. :P
13.) The last sporting event you watched: Football.
14.) What is your favorite flavor of popcorn: Buttered.
15.) Who is the last person you sent a text message too: Mah maahhhmm.
16.) Ever go camping: Unfortunately, yes. -.-
17.) Do you take vitamins daily: I should. xD
18.) Do you go to church every Sunday: The church wishes I would. :D Jklol.
20.) Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza: Depends on what types… :)
21.) Do you drink your soda with a straw: Mah mom doesn’t keep straws in the house. -.-
22.) What did your last text message say: mmmeeeee Mexicano
23.) What are you doing tomorrow: School. -.-
24.) Look to your left, what do you see: A white wall. :O
25.) What color is your watch: No watch.
26.) What do you think of when you hear Australia: Sexy accents ;)
27.) What is your birthstone: The Red one… gimme a minute… RUBY!
28.) Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru: Drive thru. What? I’m an American xD
29.) What is your favorite number: 2
30.) Who's the last person you talked to on the phone: Umm… Myself. what? I get bored. xD
31.) Any plans today: Homework. Then on the phone with my Dog, my betrothed… Jk only on Facebook. :D
32.) How many states have you lived in: two :D
33.) Biggest annoyance right now: Algebra. And my guidance counselor. -.-
34.) Last song listened to: Closer by Nine Inch Nails… “You let me desecrate you…” *
35.) Can you say the alphabet backwards: Pshhh. I wish.
36.) Do you have a maid service clean your house: My mother wishes. :P
37.) Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time: Red and Black Converse
38.) Are you jealous of anyone: Unfortunately. :(
39.) Is anyone jealous of you: I hope so. ;)
40.) Do you love anyone: I have. He doesn’t love me. :’(
41.) Do any of your friends have children: Pshh. Yes. My mother and I have the same best friends. xD
42.) What do you usually do during the day: School, computer, homework, shower, tv. In that order.
43.) Do you hate anyone that you know right now: Yeah. Lots of people. Go check the “love” one. :(
44.) Do you use the word 'hello' daily: YES! ALL THE TIME!!
45.) What color is your car: Mustange Red and Black. :D
46.) Do you like cats: No. Bad experiences as a child.
47.) Are you thinking about someone right now: YES! :D
48.) Have you ever been to Six Flags: Nope.
49.) How did you get your worst scar: Tried to openen a bananna peel with a knife and stabbed myself through me hand. XP
50.) You Just Realised I Skipped 19... and are looking back to see and smiling.
"You called me a bitch, a bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is off a tree, a tree is Mother Nature, Mother Nature is beautiful so THANKS!" - by Emmettt Cullen i am a vampire!!! :)
Child Abuse,Make it stop!
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack
l I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's,
I even got the gold But mommy when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye I'm sorry mommy I had to go
, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another girl
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others
, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) (This made me cry :'[)
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers would not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
16 things to do in Walmart. 1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area 6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.
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If youre team Switzerland, Copy and paste to your profile
If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile
If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile
If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.
If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile
If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile
If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door
If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly belive Edward exists. Crazy is when you trip, get up, then trip again. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--.
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)
On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)
On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you
If you weren't disappointd with the twilight movie, copy and paste this on your profile
A True Boyfriend =
When she walks away from you mad Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you Give her your attention
When she pull's away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.
42 Things to do in an Elevator 1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. MEOW occasionally. 6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7. SAY -DING at each floor. 8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21. SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you. 25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. ASK, "Did you feel that?" 34. TELL people that you can see their aura. 35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time... 38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air 39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors 40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39. 41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come. 42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.
This is Bunny.
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Spread the Stupidity Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature. Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
On the other hand, this is Kitty.
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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
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25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
People With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands and a Pack of Scrabble Letters
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
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Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
Her name was Aurora She was only five This is what happened When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair
She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die
She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrust the blade Right into her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arm
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer. I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven. Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who, Say, Hey, Hay, Yea, Pet, Was, How, Ice (RWH added from Say-Ice. Yea, I'm that bad)
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If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your prof
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you throw a fit when someone says the Twilight characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
I have a name, an age, a gender and a religion,
I read novels in class, does that make me a slacker or a nerd? I have crappy grades, but I've got street smarts, does that mean I'm stupid or that I always know what to do? I don't have many friends, does that mean I'manti-socialor just shy? I haven't been to church in 3 years, does that mean I'm a bad Christian or that i just can't find the time? I listen to rap and pop, does that mean I'm a wiggeror girly? I watch chick flicks and action films, does that mean I'm girly or a tomboy? I like movies from the 70's and 80'sand the lastest movies, does that mean I'm old fashioned or that I'm goingwith the times? I don't like horrors, but no one can scare me, does that mean I'm a wuss, or that I'm hard to scare? I'm a teenager who remembers all my chores, does that make me irresponsible or responsible? I'm the middle child but I make myself known, does that mean I'm the forgotten child or the kid my parents can't get to shut up? I don't cry, does that mean I'm cold-hearted, or that I can take what you throw at me? I care about the planet, but I wake up early to get a ride to school, does that mean I'm conscience of myecological footprint or that I want give my kids a messed up earth? I don't care about little things, but I get worked up about things matter, does that mean I don't care about everything, or I'm a spaz? I'm a girl who's a tomboy, does that mean I'm girly orboy-ish? I'm not always dolled up with makeup, but I do send time getting dressed, does that mean I don't care how I look, or I obsess with how I look? I can talk non-stop, and I can listen to you forever, does that mean I can't shut up, or I never talk? I swear, and I can have a damn good conversation with someone, does that mean I swear in every sentence, or that I talk like a textbook? I'm not one sided, I have pros and cons, I have a name, an age, a gender, and a religion, But I can see where you can get confused about who I really am.
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Which book in the series is your favorite?
I would have to say Eclipse because of all of the action.
How long did it take you to read the books?
Each book; a few day (3 or 4)
Who introduced you to the books?
My older sister; her friends showed it to her.
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Twilight I got from the library (we ended up buying our own copies), New Moon was bought, Eclipse was given as a gift, and Breaking Dawn was bought.
Who is your favorite character?
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
I have to say; Seth.
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
"Sleep my Bella. Dream happy dreams. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love." (Eclipse page 195)
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
I like Breaking Dawn in the beginning when they are at the wedding, and Alice is dragging Bella to get changed.
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
I don't like Jacob so I have to say when she punches him and then Edward comes, and Bella's all like mad, and stuff.
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
The day of the wedding probably when Alice is Bella's bridesmaid.
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
The one with Victoria in Eclipse when she gets her head cut off...
Which book cover was your favorite?
I like the cover for Breaking Dawn. I think it's cool with the whole pawn thing.
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Yes, but I still like the Harry Potter series I hope there is another book of both series.
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
Twilight; there's too much Jacob in New Moon.
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse. I like the fighting.
Eclipse or Twilight?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Edward. He's way to perfect.
Bella or Jacob?
Bella. Jacob sucks.
Bella or Alice?
Alice. I like her sense of style.
Alice or Jacob?
Alice. I hate Jacob.
Rosalie or Alice?
Rosalie. I feel sorry for her.
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper. He's awesome.
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Carlisle. He's cool.
Emmett or Jasper?
Jasper. He's awesomely cool.
Emmett or Jacob?
Emmett. (I still hate Jacob).
Bella or Rosalie?
Rosalie. I don't like Bella because she gets Edward.
Esme or Charlie?
Esme. Charlie's way to jumpy.
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Charlie. Billy's weird.
Jacob or Sam?
I hate Jacob so..Sam.
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Victoria. She's better at holding grudges.
Werewolves or Vampires?
How did you first find out about the movie?
etalk, and access Hollywood.
What do you think of the casting so far?
Robert Pattinson is a bad Edward, and I don't like Taylor Launtner because he is ugly.(no offense)
Do you think it will stay true to the book?
Breaking Dawn Speculation:
Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?
it's probably going to be expensive when it first comes out so no. I'll wait till it gets cheaper.
Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?
Do you think she and Edward will get married?
Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?
if it gets him away from Bella.
Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
it better be Edward.
Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?
probably obvious and happy but a little unexpected.
Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?
maybe someone who liked Victoria (teehee)
How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?
I would hate it, because it would mean Bella around Jacob more.
Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?
I think there is a slight chance.
Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?
probably, and they'll make something big of that if Bella is going to be a vampire.
If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?
For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?
that would mean he would be able to die, and Bella would really be older than him. that would SUCK!
Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?
What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?
Bella to become a vampire, Jacob to die, and her to live happily with Edward.
What's your dream ending?
Jacob to die a slow painful death with Bella to be laughing evilly.
(A Few Last Things:)
In which book did you like Bella's character best?
I don't know New Moon because she says how much she loves Edward.
How about Edward's?
New Moon. Because it shows how much he loves her.
I don't know I hate him all around so it doesn't matter.
If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?
definitely Edward, and maybe Jacob so I can kill him.
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird (not that I haven't done it or anything...). If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
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Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
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If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile Makes them harder to kill...(shifty eyes)
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If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care! ;) )
If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.
If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you
I hear your silence loud and clear
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
How can i miss you if you never left?
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable
Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.
Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
Lifes Tough, get a helmet
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?
Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths
The cops never find it as funny as you do
Most girls don't realise these things;
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realise These Things'
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile
Team Jacob/Team Edward Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn Robert Pattinson/Taylor Lautner Movie/Book Vampires/Werewolves Rosalie/AliceEmmett/Jasper Kristen Stewart/Ashely Greene/Nikki Reed Kellan Lutz/Jackson Rathbone Jacob/Sam/Seth/Quil/Embry Volvo/Porsche/M3/Jeep/Mercedes/Rabit Cliff Diving/Motorcycles Angela Weber/Lauren Mallory/Jessica Stanley Mike Newton/Eric Yorkie/Tyler Crowley Bella/Jacob Aro/Marcus/Jane/Caius Italy/Forks/Phoenix
Did you know...?
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It’s good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
Our Edward, Who art in Forks, Hallowed be thy sparkles. Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast, On Earth as it is in the meadow. Give you this day, our daily blood; Forgive us our heartbeats, As we worship Carlisle for giving you life. Lead us into temptation, Deliver us to you. For thine is the vampire, The music and the hotness, For ever and ever, A-Edward.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
You know you live in 2000 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.